Teen Throb or Justin Bieber?

[Ian DeTornado]

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Teen Throb or Justin Bieber?
The Universalwide Music Award's Scandal
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January 15, 2011 – Kodac Theater, Hollywood, Ca.

Everyone is gathered around the Kodac Theater, waiting for their favorite popstar to arrive at the red carpet of the first Universalwide music award.
Paparazzi are everywhere, getting photos and statements from the stars like, Lady Gaga, Katie Perry, Eminem, Beyonce, U2, Backstreet boys , etc.

Then a red six-door Cadillac arrived...

The right back door opens...

and a tough looking guy on a silver suit and red tie comes out the car...

and then the guy turns around and faces the people...

and he is no other than…


…the world famous club and radio Deejay…


…The amazingly 8-month SWA Champion of the world …


… The Tropical Tornado himself…


…Ian DeTornado…


And everyone pops with excitements, and all the paparazzi and media gets around him…


FLASH!

FLASH!

SHHHKKKK….(sounds of SLR Cameras)


Everyone blocks his way to ask some questions, and everybody scream his name…

A gorgeous looking reporter catches DeTornado’s eyes, as she starts asking question.

Reporter: What can you say about the “Watch Out’s” Multiple nominations?

DeTornado: Watch who? Sorry I can’t hear you clearly!

Reporter: The Watch Out… Teen Throb’s Boy band!!!

DeTornado: yah I know of course… Teen Throb’s Gay band… What? Are they still alive? It’s already 2011, all Boy bands should be dead now, because thay are nothing but pop rotting fake musicians!

The Backstreet Boys at the background heard what DeTornado had been said, and look to DeTornado with some flesh piercing stares. But DeTonado just laugh at them.

DeTornado: And about the Watch Out’s nominations… oh well, they probably paid millions of dollars to the organizers and board of directors of this award’s night… look, nobody wants to watch their creepy performances nor listen to their crappy trying hard music…. Music? W-T-F… That is if the stuff they are doing is already considered as music! For me, it is nothing but gay sounding moans? Okay girl I have to go, I still need to rehearse for my special speech! See you later!

Reporter! Thanks Mr. DeTornado for the interview.

Then DeTornado walks in the theater…

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The scene opens inside the Theater, and it’s show time!
The scene cuts to the next category, and Ryan Secreast and Brandy are in the podium as the presenters.

]Ryan: And the next category is all about person who is not afraid to express their real and hidden homosexuality through their music.

Brandy: And the nominees for the best gay musical performance are…


Justin Bieber for the song “Baby”…


Watch Out’s Teen throb for the song “If I were a girl”…


And Adam Lambert for the song “For your entertainment”.



Ryan: and the winner is….



Drum rolls….




Ryan and Brandy: Justin Bieber!!!

The Crowd erupts with Boo’s as Justin Bieber went up to the stage and accepts his award..

Bieber: oh wait… my hair…

Bieber fixes his bangs…

Bieber: okay, I… I… I want to….

Just before Bieber could finish the first sentence of his speech, a tough looking guy in silver suit jumps to Bieber and took the mic from him…( Just like Kanye West to Taylor Swift's VMA moment)

And the guy is no other than DeTornado!!!

DeTornado: wait… this aint right!!!! Teen Throb got the greatest gay performance of all time!!! Teen Throb has the greatest gay performance of all time!!!

Bieber: what?

DeTornado: Justin, your award is a scam, because Throb should win this award, yeah you are so gay but Teen Throb is gayer than you!!! He looks softer than you… he sway his hips more disgusting than you!!!He sings more girl sounding than you!!! His songs are cheesier than yours!!!!

As the matter of fact, he’s also the greatest gay guy who ever walked in the wrestling planet, Hanging out in the locker room, watching Larsen Van Der Kamp naked on the shower? And touching every male wrestler’s private parts in the match? Then, drinking wine with the rest of his band at the gay bar, sucking each other’s balls and cocks? That’s why JJ run away from him, for he realized that everything that they did, doing and will do are so freaking gross!!!! Yuck!!!

Bieber: But did he beat you?

DeTornado; yeah~yeah kid!!! I was beaten by him, he’s the first and only person that beaten me on a one-on-one match!!! That fag is a strong one… But who cares??? It was on 2010, and He’s just been so lucky, but today is already 2011…
His luck just running out… and I am a different person since we fought each other!!! I already grew to be the toughest man in SWA!!! I already put myself to the history by holding the undisputed title for almost 8 months, beating all odds!!!
If you will look to the record, He never won against Psycho dragon on their two matches, But I… I beat PsyDrag on a Title match and mad him disappear!!! And He? I mean she? Yes she won the overrated impaling match by beating the two worn out wrestlers like jobber named Branden Harvey and the weaken Van Der Kamp by luck? Yes that is Extreme Combat is all about, Battle of luck!!! But I’ll make sure that hr luck won’t be enough on out match, for I’ll make him pay for stealing the Main Evnt spot from me on Sadistic Rage III! She’ll be paying big time to me!!!
I'll beat him on sunday's Champion vs. Champion Match just to prove to each and everyone of you, that I am still the greatest Champion of SWA, before I start my training for the Survive and Conquer Match and beat the hell out of the other 49 peeps from other feds and be proclaimed as The Greatest World Champion of all feds of all time!!!

Oh wait Mr. Bieber… you are changing the topic!!!

Bieber: what? Oh wait my hair!!!

DeTornado: Like what I was saying… you don’t deserve that award, Throb should win that!!! And…

The security team jumps in to the stage and tried to drag DeTornado out of the stage, and he fights back… But they are too many; they pulled DeTornado out of the venue leaving Justin Bieber stunned.