Post by Teen Throb on Dec 29, 2010 23:05:38 GMT -6
{-- Christmas break is over and Teen Throb is meeting with his management team and stylists to plan the new year of his career. Teen Throb is in a chair getting his finger nails filed as per his monthly man-icure which is a manly manicure hence the dash between man and icure. The entire team of management and stylists surround him as does his band members in Watch Out. --}
TT- The last decade gave me some highs and lows. During the boy band craze 10 years ago I was the hottest thing since Joey Lawrence. Then the industry changed, fans grew up and I hit on some hard times and lost my contracts and fans just like Joey Lawrence. Everyone doubted that I could make a comeback. My music was now considering out of touch and too sugary. My image was weinerish and uncool. But just like a great man once did, I dug myself out of the gutter and made the greatest comeback since Joey Lawrence returned to network TV with Brotherly Love.
Jaswinder- Dude wasn't that show cancelled?
TT- It had a succesfull run.
Jerry- Like one year.
TT- Like 2 years you Joey Lawrence hater.
Jack- Like a year and a half at the most.
TT- Who cares. It was a hilarious show featuring the hilarious talents of Joey Lawrence. Remember the episode where Joey Lawrence was in charge of the garage because everyone else came down with the Chicken pox?
Jerry- No. That's because it was cancelled before my remote could reach the channel.
TT- I'm trying to make an important speech here about my comeback of the year.
Jaswinder- Which has what to do with Joey Lawrence?
TT- Ok forget about Joey Lawrence. I proved the world wrong and I'm the biggest star in the world again. Go me.
{--One of Teen Throb's managers the great Girard raises a finger. --}
Girard- If I may interject. While it is true that you're still Extreme champion after beating both Brandon Harvey and Larsen at Sadistic Rage 3,
TT- By impaling them through a big ol' honken spike.
Girard- Yes by impaling them through big ol' honken spikes, our latest market research shows you're music is still thought of as just as lame and out of date as ever.
TT- What? Your talking crazy talk again Girard. What did they say about me other than sweet sounding melody and flawless complexion and sexy abs.
{-- Girard tightens his glasses to his face and reads the market research comments on his sheets. --}
Girard- The words that most commonly came up were uncool and weinerish.
TT- Those fans have obviously never seen SWA. That's the problem. They hear me sing and see the video with the wind blowing my shirt flaps open and beads of sweat running down my chest and they assume "WEINER" but if they ever sat down and watched SWA to see me drown a man in the ocean or impale Brandon Harvey and Larsen Van Der Kamp with a big ol' honken spike they would see me for the deadly lethal weapon that I am. That's why we need to market my new image for the new year. I have a small match on Fever against a mystery opponent. What better place to unveil the new dangerous and extreme Teen Throb. My new character will be Throb The Impaler, the violent horror movie villain that eats Jigsaws and Kruegers for breakfast. I'll make the Undertaker and Kane look like the Olsen twins. These fans are blinded to how scary I really am. They need to be shown it on screen. Throb the Impaler will be the most feared creature since Oprah Winfrey.
{-- The managers are all writing down notes. The stylists look puzzled by the new character idea Teen Throb is picthing. --}
Stylist Guy- So like, what do you want this scary and deadly Throb the Impaler to look like?
TT- Why mess with success. Just break out the blush.
TT- The last decade gave me some highs and lows. During the boy band craze 10 years ago I was the hottest thing since Joey Lawrence. Then the industry changed, fans grew up and I hit on some hard times and lost my contracts and fans just like Joey Lawrence. Everyone doubted that I could make a comeback. My music was now considering out of touch and too sugary. My image was weinerish and uncool. But just like a great man once did, I dug myself out of the gutter and made the greatest comeback since Joey Lawrence returned to network TV with Brotherly Love.
Jaswinder- Dude wasn't that show cancelled?
TT- It had a succesfull run.
Jerry- Like one year.
TT- Like 2 years you Joey Lawrence hater.
Jack- Like a year and a half at the most.
TT- Who cares. It was a hilarious show featuring the hilarious talents of Joey Lawrence. Remember the episode where Joey Lawrence was in charge of the garage because everyone else came down with the Chicken pox?
Jerry- No. That's because it was cancelled before my remote could reach the channel.
TT- I'm trying to make an important speech here about my comeback of the year.
Jaswinder- Which has what to do with Joey Lawrence?
TT- Ok forget about Joey Lawrence. I proved the world wrong and I'm the biggest star in the world again. Go me.
{--One of Teen Throb's managers the great Girard raises a finger. --}
Girard- If I may interject. While it is true that you're still Extreme champion after beating both Brandon Harvey and Larsen at Sadistic Rage 3,
TT- By impaling them through a big ol' honken spike.
Girard- Yes by impaling them through big ol' honken spikes, our latest market research shows you're music is still thought of as just as lame and out of date as ever.
TT- What? Your talking crazy talk again Girard. What did they say about me other than sweet sounding melody and flawless complexion and sexy abs.
{-- Girard tightens his glasses to his face and reads the market research comments on his sheets. --}
Girard- The words that most commonly came up were uncool and weinerish.
TT- Those fans have obviously never seen SWA. That's the problem. They hear me sing and see the video with the wind blowing my shirt flaps open and beads of sweat running down my chest and they assume "WEINER" but if they ever sat down and watched SWA to see me drown a man in the ocean or impale Brandon Harvey and Larsen Van Der Kamp with a big ol' honken spike they would see me for the deadly lethal weapon that I am. That's why we need to market my new image for the new year. I have a small match on Fever against a mystery opponent. What better place to unveil the new dangerous and extreme Teen Throb. My new character will be Throb The Impaler, the violent horror movie villain that eats Jigsaws and Kruegers for breakfast. I'll make the Undertaker and Kane look like the Olsen twins. These fans are blinded to how scary I really am. They need to be shown it on screen. Throb the Impaler will be the most feared creature since Oprah Winfrey.
{-- The managers are all writing down notes. The stylists look puzzled by the new character idea Teen Throb is picthing. --}
Stylist Guy- So like, what do you want this scary and deadly Throb the Impaler to look like?
TT- Why mess with success. Just break out the blush.