Post by Mr. Dangerous on Dec 29, 2010 0:43:59 GMT -6
[The scene opens with "Supersonic" Branden Harvey standing in the boxing ring of his local gym. He has a bag in his hand. What's in the bag? We have yet to find out. Harvey places the bag on the top turnbuckle and begins to speak.]
Harvey: Hell's Reject, you want to make it to hell by imflicting pain and suffering on others. This week, I'm your target. You want to inflict pain on me by taking my body and slamming it on a pile of broken glass. Probably more than once. But, Reject, be warned, you're not facing just anybody. You're facing me.
I am not afraid of you. I am not afraid of pain. And I am not afraid of glass. You think I'm lying, Reject? Let me prove it to you. I brought a surprise.
[Harvey picks up the bag, opens it, and dumps the contents out on the mat. It's full of glass. Glass is now covering the mat.]
Trainer: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
Harvey: SHUT UP!! I'M CUTTING A PROMO HERE!!!!!!!
[The trainer walks away, obviously going to get one of the higher ups.]
Harvey: I am going to prove to you that I'm not afraid of what you can do to me with glass, Reject. I'll prove it right now.
[Harvey puts the mic down and takes a perfect back bump into the glass. He gets up. Shards of glass are sticking out of his back. He climbs the top turnbuckle and takes a perfect flip bump into the glass. He lies there for a minute, in pain, before he gets up. He leaps into the air and does a standing 450 faceplant into the glass.]
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25 minutes later
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[He gets up.]
Harvey: Where am I? Oh yeah. Promo. match. Glass.
[He takes a minute to shake off the cobwebs.]
Harvey: As you can see, none of this has any affect on me. None whatsoever. It doesn't matter what you do, Reject. I will not be taken out by you. It takes more than an impaling to stop me. And it sure as hell will take more than glass to take me out. It will have no affect on me. Is that a pink elephant?
[The scene fades.]
Harvey: Hell's Reject, you want to make it to hell by imflicting pain and suffering on others. This week, I'm your target. You want to inflict pain on me by taking my body and slamming it on a pile of broken glass. Probably more than once. But, Reject, be warned, you're not facing just anybody. You're facing me.
I am not afraid of you. I am not afraid of pain. And I am not afraid of glass. You think I'm lying, Reject? Let me prove it to you. I brought a surprise.
[Harvey picks up the bag, opens it, and dumps the contents out on the mat. It's full of glass. Glass is now covering the mat.]
Trainer: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
Harvey: SHUT UP!! I'M CUTTING A PROMO HERE!!!!!!!
[The trainer walks away, obviously going to get one of the higher ups.]
Harvey: I am going to prove to you that I'm not afraid of what you can do to me with glass, Reject. I'll prove it right now.
[Harvey puts the mic down and takes a perfect back bump into the glass. He gets up. Shards of glass are sticking out of his back. He climbs the top turnbuckle and takes a perfect flip bump into the glass. He lies there for a minute, in pain, before he gets up. He leaps into the air and does a standing 450 faceplant into the glass.]
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25 minutes later
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[He gets up.]
Harvey: Where am I? Oh yeah. Promo. match. Glass.
[He takes a minute to shake off the cobwebs.]
Harvey: As you can see, none of this has any affect on me. None whatsoever. It doesn't matter what you do, Reject. I will not be taken out by you. It takes more than an impaling to stop me. And it sure as hell will take more than glass to take me out. It will have no affect on me. Is that a pink elephant?
[The scene fades.]