The Homecoming part 2

[Ian DeTornado]

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The Home Coming!

Part 2: The Radio Idol

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November 18, 2010 – Kenon Road, Baguio City, Philippines

It was usual cold and foggy morning in the mountainous summer capital of The Philippines, Baguio City.

Team DeTornado were busy on their long planned training camp, headed by world famous combat trainer, Freddy Roach. They are at the sharp uphill road of Baguio for some sprint and cardio training.



Roach: hey champ! That’s enough for the day!



DeTornado: but coach, I am still warming up! You know that I am tough and I don’t rely on luck opposite to the pathetic luck riding master of stupidity named… PsyDragged!



Roach: but you had already run the distance of 32 kilometers! That’s enough… we still need to work out with some other aspect of the training at the gym.



DeTornado: Okay as you said master!



The entire Team DeTornado headed to the gym at the summit of a mountain. At the gym, a lot of local and international media men are there waiting to have some glimpse and little interview with the champ. The team DeTornado’s publicist entertained the media.



Publicist: Okay ladies and gentlemen, I will give you an hour to take a photo, but please, no flash, no video is allowed, and you have to maintain the 5 meter distance from Mr. DeTornado! If you want to ask something to him, we have a press conference tomorrow, thank you!

Then the media photo opt started as DeTornado begun his sparring session.

Just after the first round of his sparing session, Jeanna came to DeTornado and handed His iphone to him.



Jeanna: hey Home town hero, you got a missed call and a couple of SMS from the Magic 89.9 FM.



DeTornado: Oh they are just confirming my gusting to him…



Jeanna: Oh you’re just so in demand everywhere… Internet, magazines, newspapers, Televisions, and radio! You are some kind of… Champions of all media!



DeTornado: my dear, I got it all because of my title! Fame, money, and power, got it all through my championship! That’s the reason why everyone wants to get the title out of me! But no one can take this championship from me, not just because everyone on the roster are weak and incapable of beating me, but because they don’t have the hearth of a champion, and they don’t know the essence of being a champion! They don’t know the real importance of the title!

To be a champ is to be a role model!

Would you think PsyDragged can be a good role model? I bet not!

He’s just a happy go lucky man of shit! I said Gaybriel Martin is not worthy to become champion because he’s chicken-ass coward? Yes! But hiding your face with a stupid mask means he got bigger coward ass than Martin! Right? He even formed a stupid group who he called as “Mask for Hire”, because he just can’t stand alone; he needs someone else to help him to achieve what he wants! What kind of man is that? That is if he’s man at all!



He is just as mediocre as LeBron James, who also needs to tag with D-Wade and Chris Bosh in Hope to become champion, and just like LeBron and the Miami Heat, PsyDragged will stumble with defeat and losing streaks, they will never be a champion, never ever! Not In my Time! Not in the era of “The Tropical Tornado!





DeTornado gets his iphone from Jeanna and called back his caller before he resume to his training.

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6:00 pm – Mandaluyong City, Philippines

DeTornado arrived exactly in time at the MagicFM’s office for his guesting in the Local radio show, “The Boys Night out”.

As usual, Media men are there waiting to see and take some photo of their home town hero, Ian DeTornado.



The owner and managers of the station welcome him and guided him to the booth, were the Three deejays, Tony Toni, Sam YG, and Slick Rick are already on the board waiting for their very special guest.

Sam: Oh my goodness! He’s finally here, I just can’t believe it!

Tony: Oh yeah! The wait is over bro! The Champ is here!

Slick: Yeah our listeners! Can say this champ? … “Your radio is not defective; it is just “The Tropical Tornado” himself… Ian DeTornado!!!



Ian DeTornado’s theme “Man from manila” plays from the background, then DeTornado begins to address the listener!



DeTornado: Yeah it is right! Your world’s most favorite deejay, Tropical Tornado is here at the Philippine’s most favorite local radio talk show, “The Boys Night Out”.



Slick: Oh man, I just don’t know how to start! I am starstrucked!

DeTornado: Okay I’ll help you with that, maybe you should ask me about pro wrestling, like who is my idol or what?



Sam: Okay champ… Okay, who inspired you as a wrestler… who is your favorite wrestler?



DeTornado: Of course, girls, gorgeous girls inspired me a lot, and my idol? Myself! I idolized myself! *laugh



Sam: me too… I can relate in that, I love gorgeous girls, and I idolize myself! *laugh



DeTornado: Seriously, who or what inspired me to my success? Filipinos all over the world, working hard for the honor of our country, that what inspired me; they are the one who I idolized, great world class fighters like the greatest boxer of all time Manny “Pac-man” Pacquiao, Brandon “The Truth” Vera, Nonito “The Filipino flash” Donaire, “Hawaiian Punch” Brain Viloria, Batista, Puma, etch!



Slick: what can you say about your detractor who never belives in you dispite your successful run in SWA?



DeTornado: Those unbelievers are all blind, no… they pretend to be blind, and they fool their self by not acknowledging my success as the greatest man on the SWA roster today!



I’d already proved myself in SWA, but those wannabee in the roster call me mediocre, but how ironic that those people call me that, including Larsen Vander Kamp and Gabriel Martin were all beaten by me? I already beat the best of SWA today! So if I am mediocre, what do you call the entire roster of SWA? Feeble? Huh? I don’t think so… the depth of the roster is filled with talents, but PsyDragged is not among with those talents, he’s loser!





Slick: You been the Undisputed Champ for six months already, and now is there is something more you want to achieve?



DeTornado: Yah, I did achieve the biggest price of the sport entertainment in a record breaking six months, but it ain’t enough for me to stop! I want to prolong my reign for another six months or more, and be declared as the federation’s pound-for-pound king, just like my training mates George St-Pier and Manny Pacquiao, and be my name aligned with the legends, and I know I can do it, so I say

“FORGET ABOUT GAVIN “THUNDER” STORM, FORGET ABOUT KEVON MATTEWS,THE PROPHET NOR KID CACTUS, FORGET RAT FINK NOR HURRICANE JEFF nor MICHAEL SAINTS NOR THE SEDITION…. AND WELCOME TO THE BRAND NEW ERA OF “THE TROPICAL TORNADO!!!!”



Sam: yeah! That’s my man! I wander what PsyDrag feel every time he hear the name “DeTornado”, for if I were him, I might be shaking now!!!!



DeTornado: yeah, his knees might be shaking too, maybe he’s already hiding under his mom’s skirt as he wet his pants with pee, that all he can do hide inside his parent’s underwear! *Laugh

That what he’s made off, he’s nothing but a coward brat who hides inside his stinky mask! He who can face the consequences of what he done! He never shows his face in the public and hides his true identity because he is afraid to face the charge against him for all the crimes he did! Someone told me that he’s a wanted felon in many states! The Sedition is criminals too, but unlike PsyDragged, they are proud of their crime… while PsyDragged is nothing but a lame shameful individual… he is nothing but disgrace! He can’t stand for what he did! I consider Teen Throb to be manlier than PsyDragged!



Tony: What can you say about PsyDrag statement that your show is boring one and filled with gay jokes?



DeTornado: Yes, I heard him say that, but the question is, if my show is boring, why he keeps listening to it, and even noticed the gay jokes that never noticed by anyone, did I speak gay jokes? I don’t know, how I would know…or may be those jokes are should be intended to him, yes he loves gay jokes, for he’s gay may be, I don’t know! That’s maybe another possibility why he wears mask!



I even remember what he said on his first promo in SWA, You said your Psychiatrist and all people thinks you are psycho, and you say not, you don’t believe in it, and the question is… why you name yourself Psycho Dragon…huh? And Dragon? So you think you’re dragon? You are not! You can’t even pass as lizard! How about if I call you Psycho Insect? But wait!!!! PsyDragged better describe you!!! For losing streak are waiting to drag you away from our sight, for we are tired of your idiotic acts, do you think those dumb ass acts is entertaining enough for us to appreciate? May be if we are all morons we would, but we wouldn’t asshole!



Actually, I know something that everyone doesn’t know about PsyDragged!



Sam: really? Would you tell us what is that?



DeTornado: That PsyDragged is one of my million fans, he’s obsess about me! He wanted to be me!



Tony: really? Why do you think so?



DeTornado: Simple, Psydragged is just using some kind of reverse psychology, He said he’s better than me and gonna beat me, but deep inside he knows that he got no match against me, and I am way above than him, and the proof that he idolized me to the point that he wanted to be me? Remember when he dressed like me, complete with long black hair, tattoos and jaded denim and tried to put up his own radio show on one of his promo? That’s a big proof, he imitates me, because he idolize me, and he wanted to be me! He’s nothing but a wannabee! That’s why he wants to become champion, because he wants to be me…Just like those big Elvis Presley fans! Yeah… obsessed fans imitate their idol! Well, he can copy me every time he wants, but he will never be me, for I am only one! He’s nothing but a second break, trying hard copy cat! He’s like a Pirated DVD!



Sam: What can you say about PsyDrag’s Statement that the sadistic Rag was postponed because of you?



DeTornado: because of me? Are he sure with that? As I remember, he’s the one who request to reschedule the PPV, for he’s not sure if he want o face me, like I said, he’s afraid of me… right?

The SWA staff were looking for him to sign the contract for our title fight, but he was nowhere to find for months, as I already signed it and waiting for his confirmation as I wrestle Gabe martin and Hawthrone and Chip on the next couple of week… where is he? Hiding on his daddy’s panty? Then he will appear blaming me for the postpone of the show? As yourself PsyDragged!

And the UNDISPUTED FACT is… You are the one who got the borrowed time, because right after the final bell rings on our match, it is clear that we would still hear Virgil, announcing the puople’s most favorite words…. “You’re winner, and still The SWA Undisputed Champion of the World…. The “Tropical Tornado” Ian DeTornado! I love to hear it over and over again! I know the The sedition is already used to it, so you should too, idiot!

You PsyDragged can say what ever insults or lies you want to say against me.... all your fictional words? It doesn't matter, for you are just a insignificant other here in SWA, and you got to eat a lot of dog foods and you got to do alot more things just to prove that you deserve to be my Number One Contender!




Slick: I know champ that you are a friendly person; I remember that you wished Larsen a success in Extreme Combat Division after you beat him. So, do you have any wish for PsyDrag after you beat him?



DeTornado: How I wish he can Bring Derik Levy, Hanz Kakazi, Ryan Evans and Steve Storme in the ring side, or I might give them a free ringside ticket, so they could watch me beating their old student Psycho Dragon like a useless tool, break him like I am breaking his ferret’s wings, and realized that the training they gave to him is useless like a lizard shit!



Did PsyDragged crawls on his ring entrances? Guess what… for he would have his ring exit lying on stretcher! Just Like those men I beat and underestimated me! He will go home with disgrace!



So PsyDragged… Brace yourself, for there are no way to escape from the eye and wrath of the “Tropical Tornado!”





Sam: I hope PsyDrag heard those warnings from the champ!



Slick: he should, if not he can google this episode at the net!



Tony: Thanks champ for the time, And we wish you the best for your career!



DeTornado: You’re welcome! And thanks too for having me here, and I hope that I insired everyone with my success story!



Slick: Yah I think so! Once again…. Ian deTornado!!!



All the people in the station gave DeTornado a round of applause. DeTornado and the three deejays took their headset off, shakes hand and signs some autograph, and the rest are history!

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