Post by Captain Insanity on Nov 29, 2010 22:55:49 GMT -6
- When we last saw Got Milk the bumbling duo attempting to free Joey Aiello from a radiator in the basement of the SWA Headquarters. He got free, but not for long. Soon he was back in shackles and back to his broadcasting duties on Fever, the very show where Got Milk? would have their first match and loss under Aiello’s guidance.
Nearly a week later we catch back up with Got Milk? and things don’t seem much different than last week. Got Milk? sits in the finely furnished basement area while Joe Aiello is confined to the dingy corner. The difference this week; Aiello is locked in a large dog crate while Got Milk? runs around the room playing with their new Xbox and Kinect system. Cow #1 opens the boxing game and puts it in the boxing game. Moments large both men are punching each other in the face and mooing loudly. The camera cuts over to Aiello in his cage. He covers his face with his palm.
Back over in front of the TV the commotion comes to an end as one of the cows manages to knock the other one out. The large man in the cow costume falls to the floor, crashing through the coffee table.
Aiello bangs an empty can of beans against the cage, eventually one half of Got Milk? looks over in his direction. –
Aiello: Would you two morons cut that out and work on getting me out of here!
Cow #2: Mooooooooo! Moooo!
- Cow #1 starts to stir on the floor, slowly coming to what senses he may have. He gets to his feet and Got Milk? makes their way over to the crate. They carefully inspect it, tugging on the massive pad lock. One of the cows starts to push and pull on the cage, eventually they get the cage over to the staircase. They start to lug the heavy cage up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs they stop to catch their breath. And the crate begins to rock back and forth. The cage tips over and Aiello tumbles around in the cage, cursing as he and it fall down the stairs. Got Milk? steps back and watch the cage tumble back to the floor. The cage comes to a rest and is dented and mangled, Aiello is curled up in the corner. –
Aiello: I could have died! You better hope the guards didn’t hear you.
- Aiello kicks at the damaged crate, eventually it breaks open and he is able to squeeze out. He scrambles up the staircase with Got Milk? close behind him. Moments later Aiello and Got Milk? push through the front doors of the Sedition Headquarters and run out into the parking lot. Aiello stops and crouches behind a parked car. Got Milk? looks at him, puzzled. –
Aiello: We’ve got to be careful, if I get caught who knows what they’ll do to me and we don’t have much time to prepare for your match.
Cow #1: Moo?
-Aiello sighs.-
Aiello: You’re match against Wade Wilson and ‘Hells Reject’? At Sadistic Rage? Tomorrow?
- The two men give each other a confused look and shrug their shoulders. –
Aiello: I’ll make this easy for you. You help me escape the Sedition and I’ll help you win matches. Last week you failed to free me and you lost. You want that again?
-Both men shake their heads no. –
Aiello: Good. Now you’re opponents this week are new to the SWA so I don’t know anything about them. That’s not always a bad thing, if I don’t know them, then maybe they don’t know you; don’t know what idiots you are. You have a chance to exploit their inexperience in this company. They won’t know what to expect.
- Aiello pears around the car and begins to run again. Got Milk? trots after him. They make it across the parking lot to the bus stop. Aiello sits down on the bench as they wait. He nervously looks around every few seconds. After ten minutes the bus pulls up to the stop. Aiello springs to his feet and rushes onto the bus. The driver stops him. -
Driver: No further until you pay the fare buddy.
-Aiello looks at Got Milk?. –
Aiello: I haven’t gotten any money, pay the fare so we can get out of here.
-Got Milk? both motion that they don’t have pockets, let alone money. The bus driver points off the bus and Aiello hangs his head as he shuffles off the bus. Aiello looks around in fear as the bus pulls away from the curb. Aiello spots an SWA guard and begins to run. The guards chase him down the street, they catch up as he trips over trash can and falls to the sidewalk. The guards drag him away kicking and screaming; nobody on the street notices. Got Milk? spots the Taco Bell across the street and runs to it. -
Nearly a week later we catch back up with Got Milk? and things don’t seem much different than last week. Got Milk? sits in the finely furnished basement area while Joe Aiello is confined to the dingy corner. The difference this week; Aiello is locked in a large dog crate while Got Milk? runs around the room playing with their new Xbox and Kinect system. Cow #1 opens the boxing game and puts it in the boxing game. Moments large both men are punching each other in the face and mooing loudly. The camera cuts over to Aiello in his cage. He covers his face with his palm.
Back over in front of the TV the commotion comes to an end as one of the cows manages to knock the other one out. The large man in the cow costume falls to the floor, crashing through the coffee table.
Aiello bangs an empty can of beans against the cage, eventually one half of Got Milk? looks over in his direction. –
Aiello: Would you two morons cut that out and work on getting me out of here!
Cow #2: Mooooooooo! Moooo!
- Cow #1 starts to stir on the floor, slowly coming to what senses he may have. He gets to his feet and Got Milk? makes their way over to the crate. They carefully inspect it, tugging on the massive pad lock. One of the cows starts to push and pull on the cage, eventually they get the cage over to the staircase. They start to lug the heavy cage up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs they stop to catch their breath. And the crate begins to rock back and forth. The cage tips over and Aiello tumbles around in the cage, cursing as he and it fall down the stairs. Got Milk? steps back and watch the cage tumble back to the floor. The cage comes to a rest and is dented and mangled, Aiello is curled up in the corner. –
Aiello: I could have died! You better hope the guards didn’t hear you.
- Aiello kicks at the damaged crate, eventually it breaks open and he is able to squeeze out. He scrambles up the staircase with Got Milk? close behind him. Moments later Aiello and Got Milk? push through the front doors of the Sedition Headquarters and run out into the parking lot. Aiello stops and crouches behind a parked car. Got Milk? looks at him, puzzled. –
Aiello: We’ve got to be careful, if I get caught who knows what they’ll do to me and we don’t have much time to prepare for your match.
Cow #1: Moo?
-Aiello sighs.-
Aiello: You’re match against Wade Wilson and ‘Hells Reject’? At Sadistic Rage? Tomorrow?
- The two men give each other a confused look and shrug their shoulders. –
Aiello: I’ll make this easy for you. You help me escape the Sedition and I’ll help you win matches. Last week you failed to free me and you lost. You want that again?
-Both men shake their heads no. –
Aiello: Good. Now you’re opponents this week are new to the SWA so I don’t know anything about them. That’s not always a bad thing, if I don’t know them, then maybe they don’t know you; don’t know what idiots you are. You have a chance to exploit their inexperience in this company. They won’t know what to expect.
- Aiello pears around the car and begins to run again. Got Milk? trots after him. They make it across the parking lot to the bus stop. Aiello sits down on the bench as they wait. He nervously looks around every few seconds. After ten minutes the bus pulls up to the stop. Aiello springs to his feet and rushes onto the bus. The driver stops him. -
Driver: No further until you pay the fare buddy.
-Aiello looks at Got Milk?. –
Aiello: I haven’t gotten any money, pay the fare so we can get out of here.
-Got Milk? both motion that they don’t have pockets, let alone money. The bus driver points off the bus and Aiello hangs his head as he shuffles off the bus. Aiello looks around in fear as the bus pulls away from the curb. Aiello spots an SWA guard and begins to run. The guards chase him down the street, they catch up as he trips over trash can and falls to the sidewalk. The guards drag him away kicking and screaming; nobody on the street notices. Got Milk? spots the Taco Bell across the street and runs to it. -
