The Homecoming part 1

[Ian DeTornado]

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The Homecoming!

Part 1: The TV Guesting

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November 16, 2010 – Ninoy Aquino International Airport (Pasay City, Philippines)

“Now… what’s the feeling of having your first lose… Psy-Dragged? Huh? Joked by ”The SWA Undisputed Champion of the World” Ian DeTornado as he laughed with Jeanna.

As they passed the arrival gate of the airport, a SWAT’s K9 approached, and started to bark on them.



DeTornado: Hey doggy-doggy-goody-good dog! Get out of our way, or I’ll gonna eat you!



SWAT members and Airport Security Officials approached DeTornado and Jeanna.



SWAT: Hey Mister, may I check your baggage sir?



DeTornado: Putang ina! My Bags were already checked at the baggage scanner, how many times would you like to check my things? Don’t you recognize me?



SWAT: Of course, we know who you are, you are Ian DeTornado! But Pardon me sir, we need to checked you baggage for security measure, our K9 sensed something suspicious on your baggage.



Jeanna: It must be your dirty socks Ian! *laugh



DeTornado: okay, okay! Check it, but I tell you, you’re just wasting our and your time!



DeTornado throws his bags to the SWAT Agent, and the agents begin to manually check the contents of the baggage.

SWAT: Sir, I am sorry to tell you, but we found illegal item on your bag!

DeTornado: ‘tang ina!... That’s not true! Where? Where the heck is it?



The SWAT member pulled something on DeTornado’s bag…



And he showed it to DeTornado…



And it’s…



It’s…



It’s a green Psycho Dragon mask.



A Ron Simmons’ look-a-like looks at the mask and said “DAMN!”.



DeTornado: That’s not mine… This is a frame up!



SWAT: Sorry sir, this isn’t a frame up, we found it on your bag, and our K9 Units had sensed it just before you came out the arrival area.



DeTornado: Oh man! Who the hell is the responsible on putting that shit on my bag… promise officer, that’s not mine!



SWAT: Don’t worry sir, everything is now under control, and this is just your first offense, so we won’t charge you with “Illegal possession of Mask of stupidity”.



DeTornado: Oh thanks man, well, By the way, all the way and any way… Since and how PsyDragged mask became illegal here in Manila?



SWAT: Correction, not only here in Philippines sir, but it is also considered illegal in whole Asia and some parts of Europe since last June, and why? The Experts studied these masks, and they found out that these masks contains viruses that can cause stupidity to severe dumbness to the one who wears it, so therefore, all the health officials all over Asia and Europe advised the public to avoid contact with the masks and stop wearing it, and even the congress had passed bills regarding this matter, so it is now as illegal as cocaine or heroin.



DeTornado: Oh my god! I am scheduled to face PsyDragged at sadistic rage!



SWAT: No worry Champ, We know that you are physically and mentally healthy enough to face and fight him. Destroy him for the sake of healthy and normal humanity!



DeTornado: Okay thanks! I think that’s what I as a champion is made for… to fight stupidity in the SWA roster!



The SWAT Team confiscated the PsyDrag mask and let go DeTornado and Jeanna. As they went out of the airport’s gate, they were surprised and amazed by what they saw.

Thousands of fans and media men are waiting for DeTornado outside the Airport.



The Mayor of the City approached him and said,

Mayor: Mr. DeTornado! Welcome Home! Ready for your Heroes’ Welcome party and Motorcade?



DeTornado: oh sure!



The Mayor lead him to the Philippine flag covered truck and they begun the Historic Motorcade.

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Later that night, DeTornado was scheduled to guest on a local late night talk show of GMA7 (one of the country’s biggest TV station)

Right after that the director’s cue “Light’s… Camera… Action!” The Host of the show, Arnold Clavio opens the show with his greeting and starts to introduce his very special guest;

Arnold: Mabuhay Pilipinas! Tonight’s show would be the most special show of the year , we got vey-very special guest, for those Combat sports aficionados, athletes, and all Filipino everywhere in the world, Ladies and gentlemen, one of the “Philippine’s fighting pride, The Living legend, the People’s Champ, The Pacific Disaster, The Tropical Tornado” himself… The One and only “Sedition Wrestling Alliance’s Undisputed Champion of the Whole-Wide-World!” Ian DeTonado!!!



The entire studio were filled by claps, chat and cheers, as “The Champ” went out from the back stage with his title Belt held over his head.



DeTornado waivs to the audience before he sits to the sets sofa.



Arnold: Hey! What’s up Champ?



DeTornado: I Feel good Arnold… It feels good to back home!



DeTornado smiles.



Arnold: and we too feel very good to have you here, champ! I can see that many things had change since you went out of country to fulfill the dream of being a world champion! Arnold pointing at the title belt



DeTornado: you are right Arnold, everything had changed. Last year, I was nobody, I got no home, no money, and people even call me as loser or jobber, but now? I am sitting on the top of the world, with all the blessing bestowed to me by This Championship! As people knows, I begun as undercard fighter, show opener, nobody thoughts that I can make big on this business, until the Spring Break down pay-per-view, I shocked everyone as I beat everyone else on SWA, and became the World Champion, and since then, my Championship and I became Inseparable, I beat Larsen Vander Kamp, Gabe Martin, and even Marty Jeannetty , not only to retain my title but to reign for more than six months and record the longest tile reign ever in the History of SWA.



DeTornado raises his belt up high over his head.



Arnold: Just like a fairy tale, huh? By the way, what bring you here back in the Philippines, despite that the next pay-per-view is scheduled at the end of the month?



DeTornado: I was originally scheduled to come home earlier to join Pacquiao’s training camp, as everybody knows, I, Pacquiao, and George ST-Pier shares same trainer, Freddy Roach… But I got some legal trouble back in the states, and was to schedule to officiate a bout between Larsen Van Der Kamp and PsyDragged.



Arnold: Speaking of the controversial VDK and PsyDrag match up, what really happened there? Did you meant to cost PsyDrag the match?



DeTornado: Not really, If there is someone that PsyDragged should blame on his lost? It’s him! He cost himself! Lack of concentration made him lost the match! The match exposed that PsyDragged is physically and mentally incapable to becomea champ, EC Title? SWA Title? He deserves none of those titles!



Arnold: How about the Hey maker punch you gave to Psycho Dragon?



DeTornado: It is not actually punch; I just tapped him for something!



Arnold: Something? Like what?



DeTornado:: I got Three reasons for all of my action on last SNF!

One, to officially welcome him to SWA.

Two, to expose him to the fact that SWA arena is not a playground for any immature… and useless tools like him, SWA is for the real men, real warriors!



Three, to let PsyDragged know that I, Ian DeTornado, The reigning and defending SWA Undisputed Champion is ready to do everything and anything just to retain my title and humiliate everyone who will try to take my championship away from me, I don’t care what the fans would think against me, but what I know… I did the right thing! Stop PsyDragged madness! Save the world from MFH’s stupidity!



Arnold take some sip on his coffee, as DeTornado rises the SWA Title belt above his head.



Arnold: Oh My… I can feel now the heat of The Sadistic rage…. And before the temperature rises more, let us play first the picture game! I’ll show a picture and give us your thoughts about it! Ready!



DeTornado: ready as always Arnold!



Arnold Clavio shows the first picture, and it’s The Sedition: The Rev and Gladiator





DeTornado: Oh My Evil Bosses! The Sedition! They are the most corrupt person I ever known, more corrupt than the Philippine’s former president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo! They tried to screw me many times before, but it is okay because they always fail!



Then Arnold shows the second picture, and it’s Larsen Van Der Kamp.





DeTornado: ah Larsen! He’s good, but not good enough to beat me, I am so proud that I was the one who gave him his first lost and even beat him twice and even pinned him two times in one night! Yes he did beat me twice, but he never beat me in one-one-one match! Bottom line, he’s among the losers in the SWA Roster!



Arnold: And now… the last picture![/colorr]

Arnorld shows the last picture, and it is Psycho Dragon.







Arnold: The greatest challenge for your championship, PsyDrag



DeTornado laughed hard as he hear what Arnold had said.



DeTornado Are you kidding me Arnold? He? A challenge? He never was a challenge to me, or to any one!

That Pathetic mask wearer is a joke! But I can’t see him as funny, he’s so annoying, more annoying than Gabe Martin! Until now, I still can’t Imagine that he’s the Number One Contender for the SWA Title, It is a big disgrace for the championship! How can a idiot like him can win against me on one-on-one match!



Arnold: But he did beat you on tag team TLC match?



DeTornado: Yes, It is true, I and teen throb lost against the MFH, but who cares? We are still the champ! They just beat us when we are injured and vulnerable! As everybody knows, On Apocalypse Now, I faced Van Der Kamp in 2 out of 3 falls match, while Throb faced Capt. Insanity in Shrinking Ship match! But we are man and courageous enough to face MFH , to give the fans a show, and that’s the champions should made off! I hope that the counterfeit dollar they got on the match can serve him well, for he got no chance against me on One-on-on Championship match! I’ll make him look like crashed shit!



Arnold: Speaking of the MFH, The SWA vrion of APA! what do you think of that stable, would they be factor on your match against PsyDrag, are you not worrying about them?



DeTornado: Worry? Not at all! For I shouldn’t worry about those weak losers who group together to make them look a little tougher, but just like their leader, they are just a joke and pathetic!

What did you said? APA? Acolytes Protection Agency? What the hell?

I thought that the one they are trying to imitate is the “Three Stooges”! For they look like three stooges on masks, for they are just some kind of slapsticks!

But by the way, I got new name for them!

Psycho-Moe

Larry-Doom

And Curly Wilson!

Oh I think that the new names really fit them well!



Arnold , Detornado and the audience laughed and people begun chanting “Kill MFH”



Arnold: Any Final words for the Show Champ?



DeTornado: Yeah sure… I got some words of discouragement for PsyDragged!

PsyDragged… if you think that you can get my championship out of my waste, you’re day dreaming, you won’t have a chance against me, for I gonna beat you like how I beat those people who tried to challenge me! You will end in more frustrating and destructing way possible, that you will wish that you were dead!



You Know PsyDragged! It is funny how you attack me by commenting on my English speaking skills! Fuck the what, I am a Filipino and not American or British, so don’t expect me to talk in fluent English, and it is already given, you dumb idiotic mucus! Did I rape English? You American are the one who is raping it! And our match is not all about speech contest, it is a wrestling match! Speaking of wrestling match, let us see what did you already accomplished here in SWA, In your debut match, you beat a worn out wrestler name Grand Pa Hawthrone, and a jobber named O’Callahan?, Then you been lucky enough to cheat Teen Throb to win your second match? On Apocalypse Now, you faced another jobber named Chip Pickurny, then you faced your Friend Ultimo Doom on a scripted and rehearsed match to become my Number one contender, it is clear that you and the Sedition connived to cheat the people, for I already beat everyone in SWA, and they got nobody to face and stop me! They might think you can, but they are absolutely wrong again! Then you faced and lost to a loser named Larsen! How funny is that? What is the feeling of having your first lost! Don’t worry, because on the Sadistic Rage, you would have your first losing streak! And I would b proud to give you that! Thank you!



Arnold: Oh Thank you too champ for dropping by on my show!



DeTornado: No problem my friend!



Arnold: OH folks! That’s all we got for this night! Until next time! Ladies and Gentle men…. Ian DeTornado!



The audience applauded, as Detornado signs some autograph for the audience and the program credit begun to show up.



And the scene faded to black.

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