Post by Captain Insanity on Nov 13, 2010 23:19:40 GMT -6
- The scene opens to show a well furnished room in what appears to be a large house. Got Milk? sits on an expensive looking leather couch situated in front of a large LCD TV; on the screen a scene of mayhem and chaos as the two attempt to play Call of Duty. Each takes turns trying to advance in the game but ends in failure. One of the men pushes the other off the couch and takes the controller, running straight into an ambush and dies.
A commotion can be heard on the other side of the room, Got Milk? ignores it and continues to play their game. The camera begins to slowly pan around to the other side of the room and towards the noise. As the camera moves the condition of the room begins to degrade, eventually resulting in a filthy, concrete wall and floor with an old heating radiator attached to the wall. The source of the commotion is that of Joe Aiello, the reason for his commotion; being chained to the radiator. –
Aiello: Guard! Guard!
- No one comes. Got Milk? glances over but goes back to their game. –
Aiello: Come on! How come I get chained up while those morons get to live in the lap of luxury? I thought I was their manager, how can I manage their career if I’m shackled to a radiator? Oh, that’s right I can’t, you here that guys? If your career fails it is Rev and Gladiator’s fault because they’ve got me chained up here instead of helping you.
- This last bit catches the attention of Got Milk?. They get up and stand in front of Joe, cocking their heads to the side a bit. –
Aiello: It’s like this, I spend an hour a week watching some of the best in the business, I know what works and doesn’t. I can make you a big success in this business. Well, I could if I wasn’t chained up here. You get me out of here and I’ll make you champions.
Cow #1: Moo moo moooo mooooo moooooo.
Aiello: I know, I know. They told you to not listen to me when I tell you to set me free. If you want to win your match against Brandon Harvey this week you’ll have to get me free.
- The two men look at each other and back at Aiello. –
Cow #2: Mooooo! Moooo!
Aiello: Harvey has beaten you before. Do you want to lose again? I can guarantee that if you don’t get me out of here, you’ll lose. You’re two men who act like kids, if you acted like real men you might get treated like men. Everyone in this company takes you lightly but if you’d put some effort into your matches and stopped screwing around so much you might actually get some place. If you don’t, you’ll keep getting matches against the likes of Harvey, Dumas and any other hack that rolls in the door, worse than that is that you’ll likely lose to them all. Harvey thinks so little of you that he’s able to spend his time playing in the woods or something. Do you two take advantage of his lack of focus? No, you sit around the house playing video games. What’s worse is that the whole time, I’m chained to this fucking radiator!
- Got Milk quickly moves over to the radiator and chain, pulling and tugging at the chain. One of the cows starts to pull on the radiator, trying to separate it from the wall while the other rummages through some boxes in the corner. Moments later the cow returns with a crow bar and begins to hit the chain with it. Aiello points to the radiator and makes a prying motion. Got Milk? slowly catches on and begins to pry the radiator from the wall. After several long minutes of work the radiator is free. Aiello lets out a sigh of relief that is shorted lived. Seconds after the radiator is separated from the wall an alarm begins to sound. Two armed guards bust through the door, Aiello panics and begins to run away, dragging the radiator that’s still attached to his leg.
Got Milk? looks confused and takes off after Aiello and the guards as the scene fades out. -
A commotion can be heard on the other side of the room, Got Milk? ignores it and continues to play their game. The camera begins to slowly pan around to the other side of the room and towards the noise. As the camera moves the condition of the room begins to degrade, eventually resulting in a filthy, concrete wall and floor with an old heating radiator attached to the wall. The source of the commotion is that of Joe Aiello, the reason for his commotion; being chained to the radiator. –
Aiello: Guard! Guard!
- No one comes. Got Milk? glances over but goes back to their game. –
Aiello: Come on! How come I get chained up while those morons get to live in the lap of luxury? I thought I was their manager, how can I manage their career if I’m shackled to a radiator? Oh, that’s right I can’t, you here that guys? If your career fails it is Rev and Gladiator’s fault because they’ve got me chained up here instead of helping you.
- This last bit catches the attention of Got Milk?. They get up and stand in front of Joe, cocking their heads to the side a bit. –
Aiello: It’s like this, I spend an hour a week watching some of the best in the business, I know what works and doesn’t. I can make you a big success in this business. Well, I could if I wasn’t chained up here. You get me out of here and I’ll make you champions.
Cow #1: Moo moo moooo mooooo moooooo.
Aiello: I know, I know. They told you to not listen to me when I tell you to set me free. If you want to win your match against Brandon Harvey this week you’ll have to get me free.
- The two men look at each other and back at Aiello. –
Cow #2: Mooooo! Moooo!
Aiello: Harvey has beaten you before. Do you want to lose again? I can guarantee that if you don’t get me out of here, you’ll lose. You’re two men who act like kids, if you acted like real men you might get treated like men. Everyone in this company takes you lightly but if you’d put some effort into your matches and stopped screwing around so much you might actually get some place. If you don’t, you’ll keep getting matches against the likes of Harvey, Dumas and any other hack that rolls in the door, worse than that is that you’ll likely lose to them all. Harvey thinks so little of you that he’s able to spend his time playing in the woods or something. Do you two take advantage of his lack of focus? No, you sit around the house playing video games. What’s worse is that the whole time, I’m chained to this fucking radiator!
- Got Milk quickly moves over to the radiator and chain, pulling and tugging at the chain. One of the cows starts to pull on the radiator, trying to separate it from the wall while the other rummages through some boxes in the corner. Moments later the cow returns with a crow bar and begins to hit the chain with it. Aiello points to the radiator and makes a prying motion. Got Milk? slowly catches on and begins to pry the radiator from the wall. After several long minutes of work the radiator is free. Aiello lets out a sigh of relief that is shorted lived. Seconds after the radiator is separated from the wall an alarm begins to sound. Two armed guards bust through the door, Aiello panics and begins to run away, dragging the radiator that’s still attached to his leg.
Got Milk? looks confused and takes off after Aiello and the guards as the scene fades out. -
