My Army Grows

[Sedition: Gladiator]

I now have two more to add to my growing army of super intelligent, boderline psychotic children. My wife gave birth to two baby girls on Saturday. Now with three girls at home, and the world's toughest wife (who gave birth to 2 babies without any drugs for pain), the world will be mine. As my first act as ruler of the world, I order James Chambers to be placed in a cage and be brought to my doorstep. From there he will serve as my court jester, entertaining me with jokes about 90's pop culture all the day long.

(Again, excuse the random nature of this post... it's the lack of sleep. Oh how I miss sleep. You can see why I need a court jester.)

[HurricaneJeff]

Congrats on the twins. What ever you do, don't let Saint baby sit them. I hear that Saint eats babies

[Sedition: Jimmy]

The day i stoop low enough to be your court jester is the day you pin my shoulders to the mat 1 2 3, Nancy!

But on a serious note, congratulations. All the best with your little ones.