Post by Sedition: The Rev on Nov 2, 2010 22:28:52 GMT -6
Due to some packed schedules on all 5 staff members plates, we had a lot of trouble coordinating writing of the results. Thanks go to Gladiator for writing an entertaining, if not briefer recap results for the Battle Royal**
PRESENTS
Live from
SAKATOON, SAKATCHEWAN, CANADA
**As the show begins with the lights in the arena fading, the Saskatoon fans cheer wildly and chant SWA! SWA! SWA! Regular show commentators Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite are at ringside ready to start the show.**
JOE: We are live from the toilet bowl of central Canada. This is Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
SKIPPY:You gotta give it to these fans for not letting their poor birth place damper their spirits.
JOE: Could have been worse. They could have been born in Moose Jaw.
SKIPPY: I knew a girl once from Moose Jaw.
JOE: I'm going to cut you off right now and remind you we still carry a PG-13 here on Fever, as hard is that is to believe. That rating will almost certainly be thrown out the window tonight, as we are about to see the first ever falls count anywhere Extreme Combat Battle Royal. If falls count anywhere, how does one eliminate their opponent you ask?
SKIPPY: I was about to ask something else.
JOE: Unless it has something to do with an Extreme Combat Battle Royal, I'd say it's irrelevant to the show.
SKIPPY: I was wondering if I could go on break yet.
JOE: We haven't even hit the first commercial break yet.
SKIPPY: Oh......... How long is a commercial break? Long enough to drive to Moose Jaw?
JOE: Forget about Moose Jaw or girls from Moose Jaw or the jaws of a girl from Moose Jaw. I was explaining that the only way to eliminate someone in this particular Battle Royal is throwing an opponent off of something. Doesn't matter what, just as long as they get thrown off. It could be a table, a staircase, a roof. Why don't we take a look at who's participating in this match?
JOE: And to sweeten the deal even more, not just the winner, but final 2 will both receive an Extreme Combat Title shot against Champion Teen Throb at Sadistic Rage. Before we hear a word from the reigning champ, we already know that SWA Champion Ian DeTornado will be facing the new #1 contender Psycho Dragon in the main event at Sadistic Rage. We go backstage to our underpaid SWA reporter Travis Malloy, who has a word from the #1 contender.
The camera cuts to show SWA interviewer , Travis Malloy, standing in the backstage area with a microphone in his hand.
TRAVIS MALLOY: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you my guest at this time; the number-one contender to the SWA Undisputed Championship, Psycho Dragon!
The crowd is heard cheering as Psycho Dragon slowly walks into the frame. He places his hands on his hips as Travis goes to continue speaking.
TRAVIS MALLOY: Now, PsyDrag, just a couple days ago, you were made aware that Sadistic Rage III had been postponed until late November, therefore delaying your long-awaited match against Ian DeTornado--
PSYDRAG: *throws up arms* Well, no crap, Sherlock!
Travis jumps a bit as PsyDrag interrupts him. PsyDrag then just glares daggers into Travis.
PSYDRAG: You’re already giving me a freaking headache! Go away!
PsyDrag snatches the mic from out of Travis’ hands and shoos him away like a fly. Holding the mic now, PsyDrag slowly turns his head to face the camera.
PSYDRAG: ….This is want you wanted, wasn’t it, Ian? You must be soaking this good ole’ predicament up like a sponge in an Olympic-size swimming pool! *points to camera* I normally wouldn’t care who made the decision to postpone the card or why, but the fact is, I have been ROBBED tonight! Some merciful angel descended from the heavens and practically handed you a Get-Out-Of-Jail card on a silver platter! Tonight was supposed to be the night that I, your friendly neighborhood PsyDrag, realized my destiny and become the latest and greatest SWA Undisputed Champion while you were on your back, counting all the pretty stars! But, NO!! That just wasn’t to be for some reason! Instead of letting nature take it’s course, your damnation was averted! And, now, instead of the people who came to see me win the SWA Title, they get to sit back and watch……Ugh…Whatever PsyDrag-less match they’re being forced to sit through tonight!
Ian DeTornado, I honestly hope that you’re savoring this moment. I pray that you are grateful for these turn of events. ‘Cause, amigo, no matter how many fabricated Facebook messages you read out loud, no matter how many stale-ass gay jokes you use, No matter how many sub-par hand-fed wrestlers you beat, no matter how many times you play with your little DJ Hero kit, no matter how many boring radio shows you host, no matter how many times you butt-rape the English language, and no matter how many times you drive to the ring in the mentally retarded, red-haired cousin of the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, there is ONE UNDISPUTED FACT!! And that fact is this: Your living on burrowed time, Ian DeTornado…..Or, since you play music on your show, let me entertain you with a little song I so totally didn’t rip from A Nightmare On Elm Street!
PsyDrag then walks a bit until his face is mere inches from the camera.
PSYDRAG:
One, Two,
Psychy’s comin’ for you…
Three, Four,
Your reign will be no more…
Five, Six,
Your bones will break like sticks….
Seven, Eight,
You will not outrun fate…
Nine, ten…..
You’ll NEVER BE CHAMP AGAIN!
PsyDrag then throws the mic away and kicks the cam down as it breaks into a mixture of snow and a sharp, static noise.
JOE: We now return from our unscheduled commercial break, thanks to Psycho Dragon. We are getting very close to Sadistic Rage, and considering Psycho Dragon's record, this may very well be Ian DeTornado's greatest challenge yet.
SKIPPY: He's a shoe-in to win the Battle Royal.
JOE: He's not in the Battle Royal you moron, but 5 men are, and two of them will be facing the reigning Extreme Combat Champion Teen Throb at Sadistic Rage III. We are now about to be joined by the champ himself. Here he is, the Extreme Combat Champion and pop star phenom, Teen Throb!
{-- Teen Throb comes down to the ring joined by his band mates Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder. The fans in the arena give a mixed reaction. As usual the men boo and most of the women hoot and holler. Teen Throb shuffles his feet around and raises a mic. --}
TT- So they want to hold a Battle Royal to find a worthy contender for my title? Now that I've drowned and most likely killed Captain Insanity it's no doubt there weren't a lot of voluteers to take on yours truly at Sadistic rage. Who do we have thrown into this match? Larsen Van Der Kamp we met a few weeks ago and you got the best of me on my worst of nights. I'll be in top form for the big show and you seem to have a problem beating actual champion so I'm not sweating bullets over your chances. Hell's Reject shouldn't have gotten himself kicked out cause only with a pact with the devil would he have ever stood a chance at winning this battle royal or a match against me. I predict Hell's Reject to SWA's Reject in the same week. Duke Wallace is soon to be pushing T shirts next to his idol Virgil at the rate his career is going. Branden Harvey is lucky he's in the company of Hell's Reject cause at least he won't be the first one out. Last there's Bill Dumas. The man who still talks a big game for someone who talked a big game for weeks and got humiliated by my on Fever. He had his chance and blew it big time already.
As a gift or taunt to my would be challengers at Sadistic Rage I've written a sweet sounding song for tonights show that I'm sure everyone is going to enjoy. It goes a little something like this.
{-- A keyboard tune plays as Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all dancer behind Teen Throb. --}
TT- Oh yeah....... mmmm... mmmmm..... mmmmm..... Baby, baby, baby......
{-- The fans are already booing and throwing all of their garbage in the ring. Jaswinder and Jerry get hit in the face with coke cans and Jack is knocked out cold by brick. Teen Throb tries to sing but the sound crew have apparently cut off his mic. Up in the sound booth the techs give eachother high-fives. Teen Throb ducks under some flying garbage and drops the mic. He leaves his band mates in the ring and runs back --}
JOE: Love him or hate him, he is the champ for a reason. These five men are about to fight a grueling battle to earn a shot against Teen Throb. Who will be the two challengers for Sadistic Rage? It's time to find out.
As Duke Wallace began to make his entrance, Larsen Van Der Kamp jumped him from behind and began an all out assault on Duke. As Larsen was attacking Duke in the aisle, Bill Dumas began to make his entrance. As Dumas stepped through the curtain and showboated to the crowd he was jumped from behind by Branden Harvey. Harvey assaulted Dumas with a steel chair. As both Harvey and Larsen were beating down their respective opponents Hell's Reject was spotted sitting at ringside. Larsen dragged Duke over to the ringside area. After hitting some high impact maneuvers on the concrete he brought Duke up on to the broadcast table. Larsen attempted a Powerbomb, but Duke reversed and drove Larsen through the table with an Alabama Slam. As Larsen was lying out cold in the wreckage of the table, Hell's Reject jumped the barricade and attacked Duke.
JOE: Finally making his move and entering the match. Let's see if the new guy can make his mark.
Meanwhile as Duke and Hell's Reject fought by the ring. Harvey and Dumas battled there way backstage. They made their way into the catering area, which in the SWA of course is just a table with bologna, bread, cereal, expired milk and some silver ware. Dumas got the upperhand in the fight. He spread a bunch of forks out on the floor. He picked Harvey up and dropped him onto the forks with a Sidewalk Slam. Several forks stuck into Harvey's back drawing blood. Dumas then picked up Harvey and began to search for something to throw Harvey off of.
SKIPPY: Not a lot of options in the catering area.
Reject and Duke battle their way through the crowd. They exchanged blows and made their way up the stairs towards the upper deck. Duke gained control of the fight and began to hit Reject with some hard martial arts strikes. He beats Reject so badly that he fills his face with blood. Duke's knuckles became cracked and swollen from the force of the punches. After Duke was satisfied with the beating he had layed into Reject he lifted him up in a Gorilla Press and threw him off the balcony. Reject plummets down and hits the ground hard. EMT's rush over and place him on a stretcher and remove him for the match.
HELL'S REJECT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: And 15-20 feet freefall later, Hell's Reject is out of the match.
Duke makes his way down the stairs and Larsen waits for him at the bottom. Duke jumped down the last few stairs and attempts to hit Larsen with a Flying Clothesline, but Larsen hit him in the face with a Superkick. Larsen and Duke begin to battle their way through the crowd.
JOE: Duke and Larsen are about to get lost in the crowd. Lets check up on Dumas and Harvey backstage.
Dumas continued his search for a surface to throw Harvey off of, but since this is the SWA, and Rev and Gladiator are beyond cheap, the backstage area is quite empty. Dumas finds a flight of stairs leading to the basement. He attempts to throw Harvey down the stairs, but Harvey takes Dumas with him, and both men tumbled down the stairs. As they hit the bottom they broke through a door and were in the boiler room. The two men fight on the upper level of the boiler room. Dumas grabs a fire extinguisher and tried to hit Harvey with it, but Harvey drops down to his knees and hit Dumas with a Lowblow. Harvey grabs the extinguisher out of Dumas' hands and discharged it in Dumas' face. Dumas backs right up against the railing. Harvey hits Dumas over the head with the extinguisher and Dumas tips over the railing. He drops down onto the top of the boiler. The hot metal scalds his back. Dumas screams and rolls onto the ground with his back badly burnt.
BILL DUMAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: Owwwwww. The winner for most painful battle royal elimination goes to.....
SKIPPY: Boiler barbequed Bill Dumas. Only three guys left, and two of them will earn a title shot. Who will be the unlucky odd man out?
Larsen and Duke made their way through the arena. They fight past the ticket counter and Duke spears Larsen through the doors of the arena. The two fight at the front entrance of the building into the parking lot. Duke grabs Larsen by the head and smashes his head through the winshield of a Dodge Caravan. Duke then rips off the sideview mirror. He smashes it over Larsen's head. Duke pops the hood of the Caravan. He grabs Larsen by the head and places it on the engine. Duke slams the hood of the van down on Larsen's head and crushes his skull. An angry fan runs out and starts screaming at Duke for destroying his van. After Duke tells the fan that it's "Just a Dodge, I did you a favour". The fan gets angry and punches Duke. Duke laughed off the punch and started beating on the fan.
JOE: As a reminder to any lawyers watching, these fans do sign a waver in the event of injury, punishment or death occuring as a result of unwanted beatings by SWA superstars.
Harvey searches the backstage area for an opponent. He watches as EMT's are still trying to revive Hell's Reject in the medical area. He then spotted a monitor and sees the images of Duke beating up a fan in the parking lot. Harvey makes his way to the parking lot. When he gets there Duke has left his assault of the fan, and made his way back to Larsen. Duke lifts Larsen onto the roof of the Caravan and attempts to throw Larsen off. As Larsen falls he grabs onto the roof rack of the van and stops himself from hitting the ground. Duke thinking he has just won leaves Larsen and spots Harvey in the parking lot. Duke spots Harvey at the end of the lot. Duke goes after Harvey.
JOE: We are down to the wire and it will only take one more elimination to secure a title shot. These guys need to pull out all the stops now.
SKIPPY: Not to mention find a place to eliminate the other guy from.
Harvey climbs up onto a semi truck trailer and Duke goes after him. Duke and Harvey fight on top of the trailer and take turnse teetering on elimination. Larsen climbs up on the trailer as Duke is trying to shove Harvey off the edge. Larsen runs at them and hits Duke with a Dropkick to the back. Duke and Harvey fall off the edge of the trailer. Harvey grabs onto the edge with one hand, but Duke plummets to the concrete.
DUKE WALLACE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP & BRANDEN HARVEY EARN A EXTREME COMBAT TITLE SHOT AT SADISTIC RAGE
As Harvey holds on for dear life with one hand Larsen looks down at him. Larsen lifts his foot high in the air and stomps down on Harvey;s fingers. Harvey drops down and falls on top of Duke.
BRANDEN HARVEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: That's it! Van Der Kamp wins the Battle Royal, but Branden Harvey earns a title shot along with him. We have a Triple Threat set for the Extreme Combat Title at Sadistic Rage!
SKIPPY: And poor Duke Wallace is as flat as a pancake.
JOE: We are all out of time. Join us next week where we'll have a showdown between all champions and contenders, in our final Fever before Sadistic Rage. Goodnight.
PRESENTS
Live from
SAKATOON, SAKATCHEWAN, CANADA
**As the show begins with the lights in the arena fading, the Saskatoon fans cheer wildly and chant SWA! SWA! SWA! Regular show commentators Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite are at ringside ready to start the show.**
JOE: We are live from the toilet bowl of central Canada. This is Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
SKIPPY:You gotta give it to these fans for not letting their poor birth place damper their spirits.
JOE: Could have been worse. They could have been born in Moose Jaw.
SKIPPY: I knew a girl once from Moose Jaw.
JOE: I'm going to cut you off right now and remind you we still carry a PG-13 here on Fever, as hard is that is to believe. That rating will almost certainly be thrown out the window tonight, as we are about to see the first ever falls count anywhere Extreme Combat Battle Royal. If falls count anywhere, how does one eliminate their opponent you ask?
SKIPPY: I was about to ask something else.
JOE: Unless it has something to do with an Extreme Combat Battle Royal, I'd say it's irrelevant to the show.
SKIPPY: I was wondering if I could go on break yet.
JOE: We haven't even hit the first commercial break yet.
SKIPPY: Oh......... How long is a commercial break? Long enough to drive to Moose Jaw?
JOE: Forget about Moose Jaw or girls from Moose Jaw or the jaws of a girl from Moose Jaw. I was explaining that the only way to eliminate someone in this particular Battle Royal is throwing an opponent off of something. Doesn't matter what, just as long as they get thrown off. It could be a table, a staircase, a roof. Why don't we take a look at who's participating in this match?
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MAIN EVENT
EXTREME COMBAT BATTLE ROYAL
BRANDEN HARVEY
-vs-
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
BILL DUMAS
-vs-
HELL'S REJECT
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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MAIN EVENT
EXTREME COMBAT BATTLE ROYAL
BRANDEN HARVEY
-vs-
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
BILL DUMAS
-vs-
HELL'S REJECT
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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JOE: And to sweeten the deal even more, not just the winner, but final 2 will both receive an Extreme Combat Title shot against Champion Teen Throb at Sadistic Rage. Before we hear a word from the reigning champ, we already know that SWA Champion Ian DeTornado will be facing the new #1 contender Psycho Dragon in the main event at Sadistic Rage. We go backstage to our underpaid SWA reporter Travis Malloy, who has a word from the #1 contender.
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The camera cuts to show SWA interviewer , Travis Malloy, standing in the backstage area with a microphone in his hand.
TRAVIS MALLOY: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you my guest at this time; the number-one contender to the SWA Undisputed Championship, Psycho Dragon!
The crowd is heard cheering as Psycho Dragon slowly walks into the frame. He places his hands on his hips as Travis goes to continue speaking.
TRAVIS MALLOY: Now, PsyDrag, just a couple days ago, you were made aware that Sadistic Rage III had been postponed until late November, therefore delaying your long-awaited match against Ian DeTornado--
PSYDRAG: *throws up arms* Well, no crap, Sherlock!
Travis jumps a bit as PsyDrag interrupts him. PsyDrag then just glares daggers into Travis.
PSYDRAG: You’re already giving me a freaking headache! Go away!
PsyDrag snatches the mic from out of Travis’ hands and shoos him away like a fly. Holding the mic now, PsyDrag slowly turns his head to face the camera.
PSYDRAG: ….This is want you wanted, wasn’t it, Ian? You must be soaking this good ole’ predicament up like a sponge in an Olympic-size swimming pool! *points to camera* I normally wouldn’t care who made the decision to postpone the card or why, but the fact is, I have been ROBBED tonight! Some merciful angel descended from the heavens and practically handed you a Get-Out-Of-Jail card on a silver platter! Tonight was supposed to be the night that I, your friendly neighborhood PsyDrag, realized my destiny and become the latest and greatest SWA Undisputed Champion while you were on your back, counting all the pretty stars! But, NO!! That just wasn’t to be for some reason! Instead of letting nature take it’s course, your damnation was averted! And, now, instead of the people who came to see me win the SWA Title, they get to sit back and watch……Ugh…Whatever PsyDrag-less match they’re being forced to sit through tonight!
Ian DeTornado, I honestly hope that you’re savoring this moment. I pray that you are grateful for these turn of events. ‘Cause, amigo, no matter how many fabricated Facebook messages you read out loud, no matter how many stale-ass gay jokes you use, No matter how many sub-par hand-fed wrestlers you beat, no matter how many times you play with your little DJ Hero kit, no matter how many boring radio shows you host, no matter how many times you butt-rape the English language, and no matter how many times you drive to the ring in the mentally retarded, red-haired cousin of the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, there is ONE UNDISPUTED FACT!! And that fact is this: Your living on burrowed time, Ian DeTornado…..Or, since you play music on your show, let me entertain you with a little song I so totally didn’t rip from A Nightmare On Elm Street!
PsyDrag then walks a bit until his face is mere inches from the camera.
PSYDRAG:
One, Two,
Psychy’s comin’ for you…
Three, Four,
Your reign will be no more…
Five, Six,
Your bones will break like sticks….
Seven, Eight,
You will not outrun fate…
Nine, ten…..
You’ll NEVER BE CHAMP AGAIN!
PsyDrag then throws the mic away and kicks the cam down as it breaks into a mixture of snow and a sharp, static noise.
________________________
JOE: We now return from our unscheduled commercial break, thanks to Psycho Dragon. We are getting very close to Sadistic Rage, and considering Psycho Dragon's record, this may very well be Ian DeTornado's greatest challenge yet.
SKIPPY: He's a shoe-in to win the Battle Royal.
JOE: He's not in the Battle Royal you moron, but 5 men are, and two of them will be facing the reigning Extreme Combat Champion Teen Throb at Sadistic Rage III. We are now about to be joined by the champ himself. Here he is, the Extreme Combat Champion and pop star phenom, Teen Throb!
{-- Teen Throb comes down to the ring joined by his band mates Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder. The fans in the arena give a mixed reaction. As usual the men boo and most of the women hoot and holler. Teen Throb shuffles his feet around and raises a mic. --}
TT- So they want to hold a Battle Royal to find a worthy contender for my title? Now that I've drowned and most likely killed Captain Insanity it's no doubt there weren't a lot of voluteers to take on yours truly at Sadistic rage. Who do we have thrown into this match? Larsen Van Der Kamp we met a few weeks ago and you got the best of me on my worst of nights. I'll be in top form for the big show and you seem to have a problem beating actual champion so I'm not sweating bullets over your chances. Hell's Reject shouldn't have gotten himself kicked out cause only with a pact with the devil would he have ever stood a chance at winning this battle royal or a match against me. I predict Hell's Reject to SWA's Reject in the same week. Duke Wallace is soon to be pushing T shirts next to his idol Virgil at the rate his career is going. Branden Harvey is lucky he's in the company of Hell's Reject cause at least he won't be the first one out. Last there's Bill Dumas. The man who still talks a big game for someone who talked a big game for weeks and got humiliated by my on Fever. He had his chance and blew it big time already.
As a gift or taunt to my would be challengers at Sadistic Rage I've written a sweet sounding song for tonights show that I'm sure everyone is going to enjoy. It goes a little something like this.
{-- A keyboard tune plays as Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all dancer behind Teen Throb. --}
TT- Oh yeah....... mmmm... mmmmm..... mmmmm..... Baby, baby, baby......
{-- The fans are already booing and throwing all of their garbage in the ring. Jaswinder and Jerry get hit in the face with coke cans and Jack is knocked out cold by brick. Teen Throb tries to sing but the sound crew have apparently cut off his mic. Up in the sound booth the techs give eachother high-fives. Teen Throb ducks under some flying garbage and drops the mic. He leaves his band mates in the ring and runs back --}
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JOE: Love him or hate him, he is the champ for a reason. These five men are about to fight a grueling battle to earn a shot against Teen Throb. Who will be the two challengers for Sadistic Rage? It's time to find out.
EXTREME COMBAT BATTLE ROYAL
As Duke Wallace began to make his entrance, Larsen Van Der Kamp jumped him from behind and began an all out assault on Duke. As Larsen was attacking Duke in the aisle, Bill Dumas began to make his entrance. As Dumas stepped through the curtain and showboated to the crowd he was jumped from behind by Branden Harvey. Harvey assaulted Dumas with a steel chair. As both Harvey and Larsen were beating down their respective opponents Hell's Reject was spotted sitting at ringside. Larsen dragged Duke over to the ringside area. After hitting some high impact maneuvers on the concrete he brought Duke up on to the broadcast table. Larsen attempted a Powerbomb, but Duke reversed and drove Larsen through the table with an Alabama Slam. As Larsen was lying out cold in the wreckage of the table, Hell's Reject jumped the barricade and attacked Duke.
JOE: Finally making his move and entering the match. Let's see if the new guy can make his mark.
Meanwhile as Duke and Hell's Reject fought by the ring. Harvey and Dumas battled there way backstage. They made their way into the catering area, which in the SWA of course is just a table with bologna, bread, cereal, expired milk and some silver ware. Dumas got the upperhand in the fight. He spread a bunch of forks out on the floor. He picked Harvey up and dropped him onto the forks with a Sidewalk Slam. Several forks stuck into Harvey's back drawing blood. Dumas then picked up Harvey and began to search for something to throw Harvey off of.
SKIPPY: Not a lot of options in the catering area.
Reject and Duke battle their way through the crowd. They exchanged blows and made their way up the stairs towards the upper deck. Duke gained control of the fight and began to hit Reject with some hard martial arts strikes. He beats Reject so badly that he fills his face with blood. Duke's knuckles became cracked and swollen from the force of the punches. After Duke was satisfied with the beating he had layed into Reject he lifted him up in a Gorilla Press and threw him off the balcony. Reject plummets down and hits the ground hard. EMT's rush over and place him on a stretcher and remove him for the match.
HELL'S REJECT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: And 15-20 feet freefall later, Hell's Reject is out of the match.
Duke makes his way down the stairs and Larsen waits for him at the bottom. Duke jumped down the last few stairs and attempts to hit Larsen with a Flying Clothesline, but Larsen hit him in the face with a Superkick. Larsen and Duke begin to battle their way through the crowd.
JOE: Duke and Larsen are about to get lost in the crowd. Lets check up on Dumas and Harvey backstage.
Dumas continued his search for a surface to throw Harvey off of, but since this is the SWA, and Rev and Gladiator are beyond cheap, the backstage area is quite empty. Dumas finds a flight of stairs leading to the basement. He attempts to throw Harvey down the stairs, but Harvey takes Dumas with him, and both men tumbled down the stairs. As they hit the bottom they broke through a door and were in the boiler room. The two men fight on the upper level of the boiler room. Dumas grabs a fire extinguisher and tried to hit Harvey with it, but Harvey drops down to his knees and hit Dumas with a Lowblow. Harvey grabs the extinguisher out of Dumas' hands and discharged it in Dumas' face. Dumas backs right up against the railing. Harvey hits Dumas over the head with the extinguisher and Dumas tips over the railing. He drops down onto the top of the boiler. The hot metal scalds his back. Dumas screams and rolls onto the ground with his back badly burnt.
BILL DUMAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: Owwwwww. The winner for most painful battle royal elimination goes to.....
SKIPPY: Boiler barbequed Bill Dumas. Only three guys left, and two of them will earn a title shot. Who will be the unlucky odd man out?
Larsen and Duke made their way through the arena. They fight past the ticket counter and Duke spears Larsen through the doors of the arena. The two fight at the front entrance of the building into the parking lot. Duke grabs Larsen by the head and smashes his head through the winshield of a Dodge Caravan. Duke then rips off the sideview mirror. He smashes it over Larsen's head. Duke pops the hood of the Caravan. He grabs Larsen by the head and places it on the engine. Duke slams the hood of the van down on Larsen's head and crushes his skull. An angry fan runs out and starts screaming at Duke for destroying his van. After Duke tells the fan that it's "Just a Dodge, I did you a favour". The fan gets angry and punches Duke. Duke laughed off the punch and started beating on the fan.
JOE: As a reminder to any lawyers watching, these fans do sign a waver in the event of injury, punishment or death occuring as a result of unwanted beatings by SWA superstars.
Harvey searches the backstage area for an opponent. He watches as EMT's are still trying to revive Hell's Reject in the medical area. He then spotted a monitor and sees the images of Duke beating up a fan in the parking lot. Harvey makes his way to the parking lot. When he gets there Duke has left his assault of the fan, and made his way back to Larsen. Duke lifts Larsen onto the roof of the Caravan and attempts to throw Larsen off. As Larsen falls he grabs onto the roof rack of the van and stops himself from hitting the ground. Duke thinking he has just won leaves Larsen and spots Harvey in the parking lot. Duke spots Harvey at the end of the lot. Duke goes after Harvey.
JOE: We are down to the wire and it will only take one more elimination to secure a title shot. These guys need to pull out all the stops now.
SKIPPY: Not to mention find a place to eliminate the other guy from.
Harvey climbs up onto a semi truck trailer and Duke goes after him. Duke and Harvey fight on top of the trailer and take turnse teetering on elimination. Larsen climbs up on the trailer as Duke is trying to shove Harvey off the edge. Larsen runs at them and hits Duke with a Dropkick to the back. Duke and Harvey fall off the edge of the trailer. Harvey grabs onto the edge with one hand, but Duke plummets to the concrete.
DUKE WALLACE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP & BRANDEN HARVEY EARN A EXTREME COMBAT TITLE SHOT AT SADISTIC RAGE
As Harvey holds on for dear life with one hand Larsen looks down at him. Larsen lifts his foot high in the air and stomps down on Harvey;s fingers. Harvey drops down and falls on top of Duke.
BRANDEN HARVEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JOE: That's it! Van Der Kamp wins the Battle Royal, but Branden Harvey earns a title shot along with him. We have a Triple Threat set for the Extreme Combat Title at Sadistic Rage!
SKIPPY: And poor Duke Wallace is as flat as a pancake.
JOE: We are all out of time. Join us next week where we'll have a showdown between all champions and contenders, in our final Fever before Sadistic Rage. Goodnight.
Copyright: 2010 Sedition Production
