Post by Mr. Dangerous on Oct 31, 2010 9:47:03 GMT -6
[The scene opens in the home of "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. Branden Harvey is sitting on a couch in his living room. Behind him are several pictures of his family. His two year old son, James, is playing with toys in front of the couch. His wife, Lisa, is sitting next to him. They seem to be in mid conversation.]
Lisa: ...and that is how you install a car seat upside down into Apollo 13 to achieve proper security.
Branden: I do not know why I needed to know that. But thanks. I guess.
Lisa: You never know what might happen. What if they need us on Apollo 13 because the earth is flooding?
Branden: Then I hope it is not Apollo 13. Apollo 13 almost crashed. Anyway, I need to train for my Battle Royal on Sunday Night Fever. The winner gets a shot at the Extreme Combat Championship. The way I figure it, if someone is going to get a shot at the Extreme Combat Championship, it should be the SWA's official represenative in OWW.
Lisa: The SWA has to make you their official represenative before you can actually be their official represenative, Branden.
Branden: Whatever. They know that I am the best. Nobody can beat me. Not in the SWA and especially not in OWW.
[He turns to walk out the door, so he can train for his match.]
Lisa: What makes you think you can win, anyway? There are four other wrestlers in that match. Any one of them could beat you.
Branden: Come on, Lisa. I have more of a chance to win that Battle Royal than any of those punks. Do you really think any of themcan beat me on their best day? Let alone my best day? Just look at my opponents, Lisa.
First, we have Larsen Van Der Kamp. Van Der Kamp is a man with no memories of his past. The only reason he is fighting is to get those memories back. He is in this match for the hope that it will help him remember his past, not because he has a desire to win the Extreme Combat Championship. Because of that fact, he will be no problem.
Second, we have The Hell's Reject. Once again, we have somebody who doesn't have the desire to win because he wants the title. The Hell's Reject spent three years watching his family in Hell. He doesn't have enough sins to enter, so he wants to sin so he can be with his family. But if he does not want the title, he won't get past me.
Third, we have Bill Dumas. Dumas calls himself "The American Crippler." But really, he is just a punk. He is trying to live off the name of his sister, Lita, and his wife, Natalie Neidhart. But, at Sunday Night Fever, this crippler is going to be crippled.
Finally, we have Duke Wallace. To be honest, I do not know much about this guy. That makes him my most dangerous opponent. But I am Championship calibre. And Duke Wallace? Well, he is not.
Lisa, the point is, nobody in this match stands a chance against me. It does not matter who they are. It does not matter what their move set is. It does not matter why they are here. Because of one simple fact. They are facing the greatest challenge of their life. They are facing "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. And when you mess with the best, you fall like the rest. Just like Mihail Stelio did. Now, I have to train.
[With that, Branden Harvey turns and walks out the door. He has a Battle Royal to train for.]
Lisa: ...and that is how you install a car seat upside down into Apollo 13 to achieve proper security.
Branden: I do not know why I needed to know that. But thanks. I guess.
Lisa: You never know what might happen. What if they need us on Apollo 13 because the earth is flooding?
Branden: Then I hope it is not Apollo 13. Apollo 13 almost crashed. Anyway, I need to train for my Battle Royal on Sunday Night Fever. The winner gets a shot at the Extreme Combat Championship. The way I figure it, if someone is going to get a shot at the Extreme Combat Championship, it should be the SWA's official represenative in OWW.
Lisa: The SWA has to make you their official represenative before you can actually be their official represenative, Branden.
Branden: Whatever. They know that I am the best. Nobody can beat me. Not in the SWA and especially not in OWW.
[He turns to walk out the door, so he can train for his match.]
Lisa: What makes you think you can win, anyway? There are four other wrestlers in that match. Any one of them could beat you.
Branden: Come on, Lisa. I have more of a chance to win that Battle Royal than any of those punks. Do you really think any of themcan beat me on their best day? Let alone my best day? Just look at my opponents, Lisa.
First, we have Larsen Van Der Kamp. Van Der Kamp is a man with no memories of his past. The only reason he is fighting is to get those memories back. He is in this match for the hope that it will help him remember his past, not because he has a desire to win the Extreme Combat Championship. Because of that fact, he will be no problem.
Second, we have The Hell's Reject. Once again, we have somebody who doesn't have the desire to win because he wants the title. The Hell's Reject spent three years watching his family in Hell. He doesn't have enough sins to enter, so he wants to sin so he can be with his family. But if he does not want the title, he won't get past me.
Third, we have Bill Dumas. Dumas calls himself "The American Crippler." But really, he is just a punk. He is trying to live off the name of his sister, Lita, and his wife, Natalie Neidhart. But, at Sunday Night Fever, this crippler is going to be crippled.
Finally, we have Duke Wallace. To be honest, I do not know much about this guy. That makes him my most dangerous opponent. But I am Championship calibre. And Duke Wallace? Well, he is not.
Lisa, the point is, nobody in this match stands a chance against me. It does not matter who they are. It does not matter what their move set is. It does not matter why they are here. Because of one simple fact. They are facing the greatest challenge of their life. They are facing "Supersonic" Branden Harvey. And when you mess with the best, you fall like the rest. Just like Mihail Stelio did. Now, I have to train.
[With that, Branden Harvey turns and walks out the door. He has a Battle Royal to train for.]