Post by Teen Throb on Oct 17, 2010 14:12:34 GMT -6
{-- A few hours before the Winnipeg stop on Watch Out's world concert tour, which just happens to be on the same weekend as the Winnipeg stop on SWA Sunday Night Fever tour, our favorite or least favorite boy band is answering question before the local journalists in an afternoon press conference. Teen Throb is in the middle of one of those would be hilarious anedote's if it wasn't for the fact that we are joining this conference near the end for RP purposes but just try and laugh along with the rest of us. --}
TT- And that's when I said "Let the platypus starve, but the froggie needs his milk"
{-- The entire conference room cracks up at Teen Throb's anecdote. All except for his band members Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder who have already heard this a thousand times. Teen Throb is laughing harder than anyone. The laughter dies down and one journalist stands up to ask a question. --}
Mr. Jounalist- Just a question about your tour.
{-- Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all perk up at this relevant question. --}
Mr. Journalist- Will Bill Dumas pose as much of a threat to your record as he claims he did to Undertaker's in whatever world or dimension he believes he came from?
{-- All the other band members slouch back in their chairs realizing its just another question for Teen Throb. Jack pulls out a deck of cards and starts a game of Soliataire with Jaswinder as Jerry reads his newspaper. Teen Throb looks a whole lot more serious now. --}
TT- Bill Dumas as a threat to me. What an interesting question. Bill Dumas poses zero threat to anyone in SWA except for Skippy Mohosophit when he starts challenging him as being the individual with the most awkwardly hilarious screen presense. The redeeming factor of tonight's match will not be in the grueling challenge of physicallity, because as far as I'm concerned this will be the biggest blowout of the year. Nobody wants to see me dominate Bill Dumas in a one sided match, unless there are ladders, tables, sheets of plate glass, wrenches, pocket knives and other assorted Extreme combat tactics being used. The fans would love nothing more than to see an Extremely Combat blowout, which is what I'll give them.
Mr. Journalist- Is there no truth to the rumor that you fled the building at the Teen Dream Awards a few weeks ago when you found out Bill Dumas was backstage looking for you? There were dozens of witnesses that saw you fleeing in fear when Dumas was said to be in the building.
TT- Is that what they're saying? My how jumbled events become when the press gets a hold of it. Not exactly how it went down. This is what really happened.
{--It's only moments after Teen Throb left a speared Taylor Lautner on the stage with a podium dropped on top of him. Teen Throb was on the run from security guards who chased him through the audience. Teen Throb managed to lose the guards backstage. One of the other band members Jaswinder went outside to start the car while Jerry and Jack find Teen Throb hiding behind a closet door. --}
Jerry- Hey buddy we gotta get out of here. Those guards are looking everywhere for you and they have pepper spray armed.
Jack- Come on before they find you.
{-- Teen Throb comes out from behind the door standing tall. A couple of people backstage recognize him and start whispering around. --}
TT- I'm not running from a bunch of security guards. I'm the extreme combat champ. I fear no man.
Jerry- I also heard that the new guy Bill Dumas is roaming around. He's looking for a fight. Had you left the stage through the curtain he would have been waiting to jump you.
TT-- Bill Dumas?!?! We gottas run! Get out of here before he finds us!
{{-- Teen Throb runs so quickly that he knocks over a few spectators on his way out. He screams all the way out the building and to the getaway car that Jaswinder has parked by the back door. --}
TT- Bill Dumas is coming for me! I'm doomed! Someone save me!
{-- Teen Throb jumps into the car with Jerry and Jack and Jaswinder drives away. --}
TT- That was a close one. I don't want to be mixing it up with Bill Dumas. They'll knock my head off with all those baseball bats.
Jaswinder- What do you mean they?
TT- Bill Dumas.
Jaswinder- Yes.
TT- They.
Jaswinder- Still not getting you.
TT- The baseball team that Kevin Costner captained back in the 80s?
Jerry- That's Bull Durham you tool!
TT- You sure?
Jerry- Positive. I said Bill Dumas was out to get you. You know that guy who used to be Hugh Morrus in WCW.
Jack- Isn't that Bill DeMott?
Jaswinder- Yes. Bill DeMott was Hugh Morrus. Bill Dumas is that kid from 9th grade that used to spit in my food and stick kick me signs on my back and steal my bike seat.
Jerry- That was Phil Dupont.
TT- Who was Phil Dupont?
Jaswinder- You don't know him.
TT- Then why am I running from him?
Jack- You're not, you're running from Bill Dumas. If you'll all let me explain, Bill Dumas is the new guy in SWA. He claims top be a General who served 3 tours in the marines while also claiming he beat the Undertaker at a Wrestlemania that I never saw air on pay per view.
TT- And I'm running from that guy? Isn't he the one who's the little brother of Lita?
Jack- Yes.
TT- And dating Nattie Neidhart?
Jack- Yes.
TT- So he hangs around chick wrestlers and is a pathelogical liar?
Jack- Yes.
TT- I might as well be fighting a chick then. Turn around and let me go back and finish this thing with Bull Durham right now.
Jaswinder- It's Bill Dumas.
TT- Him too. Get back there.
{-- Later on the car is back at the auditoreum. Teen Throb steps out and cries out Bill Dumas name. --}
TT- Dumas! Dumas! Come face me!
{-- The parking lot however is empty. All that is left is a janitor picking up garbage. --}
Janitor- Everyone left hours ago.
TT- Oh.
Janitor- Sorry.
TT- No problem. I'll get him next time.
{-- Teen Throb is back in the press conference. --}
TT- And that's the real story.
{-- All the journalists nod away and write notes down on their paper. --}
TT- So to answer your question, I ran like a little girl to escape Bull Durham or Bill DeMott or Phil Dupont, but under no circumstances would I avoid facing Bill Dumas. He surrounds himself with girl wrestlers for a reason, cause that's the competition he's used to being challenged in. As a warm up for Bill Dumas's next heated feud with Molly Holly, I will show him the ins and outs of Extreme combat on Sunday Night Fever.
TT- And that's when I said "Let the platypus starve, but the froggie needs his milk"
{-- The entire conference room cracks up at Teen Throb's anecdote. All except for his band members Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder who have already heard this a thousand times. Teen Throb is laughing harder than anyone. The laughter dies down and one journalist stands up to ask a question. --}
Mr. Jounalist- Just a question about your tour.
{-- Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all perk up at this relevant question. --}
Mr. Journalist- Will Bill Dumas pose as much of a threat to your record as he claims he did to Undertaker's in whatever world or dimension he believes he came from?
{-- All the other band members slouch back in their chairs realizing its just another question for Teen Throb. Jack pulls out a deck of cards and starts a game of Soliataire with Jaswinder as Jerry reads his newspaper. Teen Throb looks a whole lot more serious now. --}
TT- Bill Dumas as a threat to me. What an interesting question. Bill Dumas poses zero threat to anyone in SWA except for Skippy Mohosophit when he starts challenging him as being the individual with the most awkwardly hilarious screen presense. The redeeming factor of tonight's match will not be in the grueling challenge of physicallity, because as far as I'm concerned this will be the biggest blowout of the year. Nobody wants to see me dominate Bill Dumas in a one sided match, unless there are ladders, tables, sheets of plate glass, wrenches, pocket knives and other assorted Extreme combat tactics being used. The fans would love nothing more than to see an Extremely Combat blowout, which is what I'll give them.
Mr. Journalist- Is there no truth to the rumor that you fled the building at the Teen Dream Awards a few weeks ago when you found out Bill Dumas was backstage looking for you? There were dozens of witnesses that saw you fleeing in fear when Dumas was said to be in the building.
TT- Is that what they're saying? My how jumbled events become when the press gets a hold of it. Not exactly how it went down. This is what really happened.
The Teen Dream Awards
{--It's only moments after Teen Throb left a speared Taylor Lautner on the stage with a podium dropped on top of him. Teen Throb was on the run from security guards who chased him through the audience. Teen Throb managed to lose the guards backstage. One of the other band members Jaswinder went outside to start the car while Jerry and Jack find Teen Throb hiding behind a closet door. --}
Jerry- Hey buddy we gotta get out of here. Those guards are looking everywhere for you and they have pepper spray armed.
Jack- Come on before they find you.
{-- Teen Throb comes out from behind the door standing tall. A couple of people backstage recognize him and start whispering around. --}
TT- I'm not running from a bunch of security guards. I'm the extreme combat champ. I fear no man.
Jerry- I also heard that the new guy Bill Dumas is roaming around. He's looking for a fight. Had you left the stage through the curtain he would have been waiting to jump you.
TT-- Bill Dumas?!?! We gottas run! Get out of here before he finds us!
{{-- Teen Throb runs so quickly that he knocks over a few spectators on his way out. He screams all the way out the building and to the getaway car that Jaswinder has parked by the back door. --}
TT- Bill Dumas is coming for me! I'm doomed! Someone save me!
{-- Teen Throb jumps into the car with Jerry and Jack and Jaswinder drives away. --}
TT- That was a close one. I don't want to be mixing it up with Bill Dumas. They'll knock my head off with all those baseball bats.
Jaswinder- What do you mean they?
TT- Bill Dumas.
Jaswinder- Yes.
TT- They.
Jaswinder- Still not getting you.
TT- The baseball team that Kevin Costner captained back in the 80s?
Jerry- That's Bull Durham you tool!
TT- You sure?
Jerry- Positive. I said Bill Dumas was out to get you. You know that guy who used to be Hugh Morrus in WCW.
Jack- Isn't that Bill DeMott?
Jaswinder- Yes. Bill DeMott was Hugh Morrus. Bill Dumas is that kid from 9th grade that used to spit in my food and stick kick me signs on my back and steal my bike seat.
Jerry- That was Phil Dupont.
TT- Who was Phil Dupont?
Jaswinder- You don't know him.
TT- Then why am I running from him?
Jack- You're not, you're running from Bill Dumas. If you'll all let me explain, Bill Dumas is the new guy in SWA. He claims top be a General who served 3 tours in the marines while also claiming he beat the Undertaker at a Wrestlemania that I never saw air on pay per view.
TT- And I'm running from that guy? Isn't he the one who's the little brother of Lita?
Jack- Yes.
TT- And dating Nattie Neidhart?
Jack- Yes.
TT- So he hangs around chick wrestlers and is a pathelogical liar?
Jack- Yes.
TT- I might as well be fighting a chick then. Turn around and let me go back and finish this thing with Bull Durham right now.
Jaswinder- It's Bill Dumas.
TT- Him too. Get back there.
{-- Later on the car is back at the auditoreum. Teen Throb steps out and cries out Bill Dumas name. --}
TT- Dumas! Dumas! Come face me!
{-- The parking lot however is empty. All that is left is a janitor picking up garbage. --}
Janitor- Everyone left hours ago.
TT- Oh.
Janitor- Sorry.
TT- No problem. I'll get him next time.
Back to Present Day
{-- Teen Throb is back in the press conference. --}
TT- And that's the real story.
{-- All the journalists nod away and write notes down on their paper. --}
TT- So to answer your question, I ran like a little girl to escape Bull Durham or Bill DeMott or Phil Dupont, but under no circumstances would I avoid facing Bill Dumas. He surrounds himself with girl wrestlers for a reason, cause that's the competition he's used to being challenged in. As a warm up for Bill Dumas's next heated feud with Molly Holly, I will show him the ins and outs of Extreme combat on Sunday Night Fever.