Post by Sedition: The Rev on Oct 5, 2010 12:19:55 GMT -6
Apologies for the results being a bit late. I felt really sick last night and couldn't finish my match. Ready to post it all now.
** Rev and Gladiator are sitting in the conference room of The Sedition Headquarters. Financial adviser Chip Pekurny has a pile of papers spread around the large table. **
Chip: As your financial adviser, I advise that during these uncertain economical times you make some budget cut backs.
** Rev and Gladiator look back and forth between each other and Chip. **
Rev: I know, Captain Insanity!
Gladiator: Umm, we all know him. What we don't know is where the hell he's been.
Rev: That's my point. We don't know where he is, so let's just stop paying him.
Chip: That will save some money, but I advise you save more, make more cuts.
Gladiator: I have the perfect plan.
** All three men huddle around close, discussing the issue. Moments later they all sit back. **
Rev: So it's settled. We'll declare Captain Insanity dead, draft a phony will that leaves everything to use. We'll save on salary expenses, get Got Milk? off our backs and gain all of his property.
** Rev and Gladiator sit back in their chairs, a smirk on their faces.**
PRESENTS
Live from
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA
**As the fans in the arena go wild, chanting, screaming, cheering, violently rocking the barricade, Sunday Night Fever's commentators, Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite, stand at ringside with headsets on ready to start the show.**
JOE: So Rev and Gladiator want to have Captain Insanity declared legally dead. Why doe sthat not surprise me.
SKIPPY: It shouldn't surprise you. They've exhausted their resources looking for him. If a massic rescue operation can't find him, what more is there to do?
JOE: What massive rescue operation? After the Battle on the Sinking Cruise Ship at Apocalypse Now, they spent 3 and a half minutes calling his name out from the beach, only to give up to spend the rest of the evening surfing.
SKIPPY: All hope is lost. He's dead, or washed up on some deserted island never to be seen from again. It's time to move on with life and sell his junk for big bucks.
JOE: Don't you mean mourn his death?
SKIPPY: People mourn in different ways. Don't judge.
JOE: I'm personally disgusted by this whole deal. On a side note, it has been a busy week in SWA. Announced just days ago was the new partnership deal with rival promotion, OWW TakeDown. With this new deal, we'll be seeing several TakeDown stars come over here, and many SWA stars will likely be heading over there to stir things up. I'm anxious to hear Rev and Gladiator's response on that one. We demand more details.
SKIPPY: Yeah right. You're just praying that Rev doesn't send you over there for overtime work.
JOE: Got that right! I'm already working here for nothing more than morsels of food and caged shelter. I haven't seen my wife or kids since April, and I'm subjected to random sessions of shock therapy to break me of all morale. What more can I take?
SKIPPY: You'll get used to the shock therapy after a while. I know I did.
JOE: Moving on, we have a big show tonight. Here's what is scheduled.
JOE: As you can see, Gabreal Martin can avoid Van Der Kamp's challenge for over 3 months, but he's allowed an SWA Title shot whenever he pleases.
SKIPPY: He had just as much right to be #1 contender as anyone else. Get over it already.
JOE: Also scheduled for tonight, the much anticipated announcement from Psycho Dragon. Last week on Fever he defeated his own partner, Ultimo Doom, and won the chance to choose his own title match for Sadistic Rage III. Will he choose the Extreme Combat Championship, or the SWA Championship? We'll find out later tonight. Now it's time to get to our opening match. Branden Harvey and Ultimo Doom have already begun to establish themselves in SWA. Tonight they will each be paired up with a newcomer as a partner. Bill Dumas will make his SWA debut as Ultimo Doom's partner, and Mihail Stelio makes his debut as Harvey's partner.
SKIPPY: And if you'll excuse me, I have to choose between that blonde and that brunette for my partner.
JOE: Don't get up......... Hey........... he's gone.
Ultimo Doom & Bill Dumas -vs- Branden Harvey & Mihail Stelio
"Bastard" by Luchagors plays over the PA as Bill Dumas appears on the ramp-way and makes his way down to the ring.
“Little Green Bag” by George Baker plays, Ultimo Doom appears at the entrance way with his back to the crowd and his arms across his chest. He turns to the crowd striking his scary pose and laughing like a mad scientist. Ultimo Doom walks to the ring and leaps onto the apron. He then vaults over the top rope and lands in a evasive roll almost knocking the referee Dumas over before stopping suddenly in a ridiculous pose.
Thunder Kiss 65 starts to play and a smoke screen covers the entrance. Out walks Mihail Stelio, flexing and pounding his chest. Stelio jogs to the ring, slapping fans high five fans as he goes by. Reaching the ring he slides in under the ropes and raises his arm in the air.
The lights in the arena go dark and suddenly Metallica "Fuel" hits over the PA and the lights from the stage burst into life as Branden Harvey makes his way out onto the stage, he raises his hands into the air as a barrage of pyro shoots upwards from the stage sending the crowd into a frenzy, Harvey walks down to the ring and climbs into the ring and jumps to the second rope, another set of pyro shoots down from the arena roof behind Harvey, he jumps down as the music fades.
JOE: None of these guys could care less about their partners. Lets see if thyey can work together as teams.
Dumas and Stelio stand in the middle of the ring facing each other as the referee calls for the bell. The two men lock up, testing each others strength; Stelio wins and whips Dumas into the ropes. Dumas bounces back and is nailed with a stiff clothesline. Stelio stomps on Dumas as he tries to get back to his feet. Stelio pulls Dumas up, kneeing him in the mid section. Dumas fights back, connecting with a right hook to the jaw of Stelio. Dumas Irish whips Stelio into the turnbuckle and charges after him, following up with a splash.
JOE: The new guys are pulling out all the stops.
Dumas tags in Doom as Stelio slouches in the corner. Doom rushes Stelio and hits him with a knee to the face. Doom pulls Stelio to his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Doom climbs up the turnbuckle and delivers a diving DDT. Both men crash to the mat. Doom is quickly back to his feet and Stelio slowly makes his way to the opposite corner. Doom grabs Stelio's ankle, but Stelio makes the tag before Doom can drag him back to the centre of the ring.
JOE: Here comes Harvey. The last time he was in the ring with Ultimo Doom was at Apocalypse Now. This might be payback time for that loss.
Harvey tackles Doom to the mat, a barrage of lefts and rights. Stelio manages to roll out of the ring as he catches his breath. Inside the ring Doom manages to break free of Harvey get back to his feet. As Harvey gets to his knees Doom executes a standing drop kick. Stelio leans over the ropes calling for the tag. Dumas jumps down from the apron and makes his way around the ring. He grabs Stelio and pulls his feet out from underneath him. Stelio falls face first into the ring apron and then to the floor. Dumas and Stelio begin to brawl outside the ring. The referee yells for them to stop but they don't listen.
JOE: Control is getting close to being lost here.
Inside the ring Doom climbs the nearest turnbuckle and leaps off, hitting Harvey with a near perfect moonsault. Doom makes the cover and the ref counts.
..1...
2...
Kickout!
Harvey gets his shoulder up. Harvey pushes Doom away and gets back to his feet. Doom charges towards Harvey, but Harvey counters with a drop toe hold and Doom falls to the mat. Harvey drops a leg across the chest of Doom and makes a quick cover .
..1...
Kickout!
Doom toss Harvey off of him and rolls to his feet, sizing up Harvey. Harvey pounds the mat in frustration and starts to get up. Doom launches himself at Harvey and connects with a shining wizard. Doom grabs Harvey by the hair, pulling him to the centre of the ring where he sets him up for his finisher. Doom panders to the crowd for a moment before nailing his finisher; The Mustache Twirl, Corkscrew Neckbreaker. Stelio rushes in to try and save his partner. Doom hits a Mustache Twirl on him as well. Doom goes for the cover on both men.
..1...
2...
3.
Winner: Ultimo Doom & Bill Dumas
JOE: A little bit of chaos introduced in the end there, but Doom and Dumas managed to work it out. Impressive effort from Harvey and Stelio, considering they were in the ring with Ultimo Doom, who was just a hair away from winning that all prestigious guaranteed title match last week on Fever. And I am now rejoined by my colleague Skippy Mohophosite. Seeing as you're coming back alone, I assume you struck out.
SKIPPY: No. They uh...... both were crazy about me.
JOE: So what's with the welt on your face?
SKIPPY: That's not a welt............. it's uh................. lipstick.
JOE: In the shape of a hand print?
SKIPPY: They were both crazy about me. Drop it already.
JOE: Okay. But you may want to duck. Those girls look like they're horking up something good to spit at you.
**We return backstage, where Rev, Gladiator and Chip Pekurny are writing furiously.**
GLADIATOR: I want his antique gun collection.
REV: Captain Insanity never had an antique gun collection. I want his stockpile of plutonium.
GLADIATOR: He never had any plutonium. I want his classic fully loaded GMC van like the one from The A-Team.
REV: No, that one's mine!
CHIP PEKURNY: Gentlemen! If the will simply reads that all his possessions are left to both of you, you can decide on all these details later.
REV: Fine.
**The secretary enters the office.**
SECRETARY: I have the talent agent on the line from OWW TakeDown. He wants to know who SWA's first roster member to sign a crossover deal with their company will be?
GLADIATOR: I get it. Kind of like an ambassador for SWA to represent us there.
REV: Hmmm..... Tough call. We need someone who agrees with and strongly represents all of the values and despicable standards that have come to be associated with SWA. Who can I it....... Hmmm........... Let me see............... I know. Captain Insanity!
CHIP PEKURNY: Need I remind you that we're in the process of having him declared legally dead?
GLADIATOR: You really think the TakeDown management will notice?
CHIP PEKURNY: Most likely.
REV: Fine then. Tell the talent agent that he can expect Chip Pekurny.
CHIP PEKURNY: Huh? Why me?
REV: Why not?
REV: Good argument. They'll love you over there. Trust me. Back to work.
_______________________
** Rev and Gladiator are sitting in the conference room of The Sedition Headquarters. Financial adviser Chip Pekurny has a pile of papers spread around the large table. **
Chip: As your financial adviser, I advise that during these uncertain economical times you make some budget cut backs.
** Rev and Gladiator look back and forth between each other and Chip. **
Rev: I know, Captain Insanity!
Gladiator: Umm, we all know him. What we don't know is where the hell he's been.
Rev: That's my point. We don't know where he is, so let's just stop paying him.
Chip: That will save some money, but I advise you save more, make more cuts.
Gladiator: I have the perfect plan.
** All three men huddle around close, discussing the issue. Moments later they all sit back. **
Rev: So it's settled. We'll declare Captain Insanity dead, draft a phony will that leaves everything to use. We'll save on salary expenses, get Got Milk? off our backs and gain all of his property.
** Rev and Gladiator sit back in their chairs, a smirk on their faces.**
_________________
PRESENTS
Live from
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA
**As the fans in the arena go wild, chanting, screaming, cheering, violently rocking the barricade, Sunday Night Fever's commentators, Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite, stand at ringside with headsets on ready to start the show.**
JOE: So Rev and Gladiator want to have Captain Insanity declared legally dead. Why doe sthat not surprise me.
SKIPPY: It shouldn't surprise you. They've exhausted their resources looking for him. If a massic rescue operation can't find him, what more is there to do?
JOE: What massive rescue operation? After the Battle on the Sinking Cruise Ship at Apocalypse Now, they spent 3 and a half minutes calling his name out from the beach, only to give up to spend the rest of the evening surfing.
SKIPPY: All hope is lost. He's dead, or washed up on some deserted island never to be seen from again. It's time to move on with life and sell his junk for big bucks.
JOE: Don't you mean mourn his death?
SKIPPY: People mourn in different ways. Don't judge.
JOE: I'm personally disgusted by this whole deal. On a side note, it has been a busy week in SWA. Announced just days ago was the new partnership deal with rival promotion, OWW TakeDown. With this new deal, we'll be seeing several TakeDown stars come over here, and many SWA stars will likely be heading over there to stir things up. I'm anxious to hear Rev and Gladiator's response on that one. We demand more details.
SKIPPY: Yeah right. You're just praying that Rev doesn't send you over there for overtime work.
JOE: Got that right! I'm already working here for nothing more than morsels of food and caged shelter. I haven't seen my wife or kids since April, and I'm subjected to random sessions of shock therapy to break me of all morale. What more can I take?
SKIPPY: You'll get used to the shock therapy after a while. I know I did.
JOE: Moving on, we have a big show tonight. Here's what is scheduled.
------------------------------
MAIN EVENT
SWA CHAMPIONSHIP
IAN DETORNADO
-vs-
GABREAL MARTIN
EXTREME COMBAT RULES – NON TITLE
TEEN THROB
-vs-
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
TAG TEAM MATCH
ULTIMO DOOM & BILL DUMAS
-vs-
MIHAIL STELIO & BRANDEN HARVEY
------------------------------
MAIN EVENT
SWA CHAMPIONSHIP
IAN DETORNADO
-vs-
GABREAL MARTIN
EXTREME COMBAT RULES – NON TITLE
TEEN THROB
-vs-
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
TAG TEAM MATCH
ULTIMO DOOM & BILL DUMAS
-vs-
MIHAIL STELIO & BRANDEN HARVEY
------------------------------
JOE: As you can see, Gabreal Martin can avoid Van Der Kamp's challenge for over 3 months, but he's allowed an SWA Title shot whenever he pleases.
SKIPPY: He had just as much right to be #1 contender as anyone else. Get over it already.
JOE: Also scheduled for tonight, the much anticipated announcement from Psycho Dragon. Last week on Fever he defeated his own partner, Ultimo Doom, and won the chance to choose his own title match for Sadistic Rage III. Will he choose the Extreme Combat Championship, or the SWA Championship? We'll find out later tonight. Now it's time to get to our opening match. Branden Harvey and Ultimo Doom have already begun to establish themselves in SWA. Tonight they will each be paired up with a newcomer as a partner. Bill Dumas will make his SWA debut as Ultimo Doom's partner, and Mihail Stelio makes his debut as Harvey's partner.
SKIPPY: And if you'll excuse me, I have to choose between that blonde and that brunette for my partner.
JOE: Don't get up......... Hey........... he's gone.
Ultimo Doom & Bill Dumas -vs- Branden Harvey & Mihail Stelio
"Bastard" by Luchagors plays over the PA as Bill Dumas appears on the ramp-way and makes his way down to the ring.
“Little Green Bag” by George Baker plays, Ultimo Doom appears at the entrance way with his back to the crowd and his arms across his chest. He turns to the crowd striking his scary pose and laughing like a mad scientist. Ultimo Doom walks to the ring and leaps onto the apron. He then vaults over the top rope and lands in a evasive roll almost knocking the referee Dumas over before stopping suddenly in a ridiculous pose.
Thunder Kiss 65 starts to play and a smoke screen covers the entrance. Out walks Mihail Stelio, flexing and pounding his chest. Stelio jogs to the ring, slapping fans high five fans as he goes by. Reaching the ring he slides in under the ropes and raises his arm in the air.
The lights in the arena go dark and suddenly Metallica "Fuel" hits over the PA and the lights from the stage burst into life as Branden Harvey makes his way out onto the stage, he raises his hands into the air as a barrage of pyro shoots upwards from the stage sending the crowd into a frenzy, Harvey walks down to the ring and climbs into the ring and jumps to the second rope, another set of pyro shoots down from the arena roof behind Harvey, he jumps down as the music fades.
JOE: None of these guys could care less about their partners. Lets see if thyey can work together as teams.
Dumas and Stelio stand in the middle of the ring facing each other as the referee calls for the bell. The two men lock up, testing each others strength; Stelio wins and whips Dumas into the ropes. Dumas bounces back and is nailed with a stiff clothesline. Stelio stomps on Dumas as he tries to get back to his feet. Stelio pulls Dumas up, kneeing him in the mid section. Dumas fights back, connecting with a right hook to the jaw of Stelio. Dumas Irish whips Stelio into the turnbuckle and charges after him, following up with a splash.
JOE: The new guys are pulling out all the stops.
Dumas tags in Doom as Stelio slouches in the corner. Doom rushes Stelio and hits him with a knee to the face. Doom pulls Stelio to his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Doom climbs up the turnbuckle and delivers a diving DDT. Both men crash to the mat. Doom is quickly back to his feet and Stelio slowly makes his way to the opposite corner. Doom grabs Stelio's ankle, but Stelio makes the tag before Doom can drag him back to the centre of the ring.
JOE: Here comes Harvey. The last time he was in the ring with Ultimo Doom was at Apocalypse Now. This might be payback time for that loss.
Harvey tackles Doom to the mat, a barrage of lefts and rights. Stelio manages to roll out of the ring as he catches his breath. Inside the ring Doom manages to break free of Harvey get back to his feet. As Harvey gets to his knees Doom executes a standing drop kick. Stelio leans over the ropes calling for the tag. Dumas jumps down from the apron and makes his way around the ring. He grabs Stelio and pulls his feet out from underneath him. Stelio falls face first into the ring apron and then to the floor. Dumas and Stelio begin to brawl outside the ring. The referee yells for them to stop but they don't listen.
JOE: Control is getting close to being lost here.
Inside the ring Doom climbs the nearest turnbuckle and leaps off, hitting Harvey with a near perfect moonsault. Doom makes the cover and the ref counts.
..1...
2...
Kickout!
Harvey gets his shoulder up. Harvey pushes Doom away and gets back to his feet. Doom charges towards Harvey, but Harvey counters with a drop toe hold and Doom falls to the mat. Harvey drops a leg across the chest of Doom and makes a quick cover .
..1...
Kickout!
Doom toss Harvey off of him and rolls to his feet, sizing up Harvey. Harvey pounds the mat in frustration and starts to get up. Doom launches himself at Harvey and connects with a shining wizard. Doom grabs Harvey by the hair, pulling him to the centre of the ring where he sets him up for his finisher. Doom panders to the crowd for a moment before nailing his finisher; The Mustache Twirl, Corkscrew Neckbreaker. Stelio rushes in to try and save his partner. Doom hits a Mustache Twirl on him as well. Doom goes for the cover on both men.
..1...
2...
3.
Winner: Ultimo Doom & Bill Dumas
JOE: A little bit of chaos introduced in the end there, but Doom and Dumas managed to work it out. Impressive effort from Harvey and Stelio, considering they were in the ring with Ultimo Doom, who was just a hair away from winning that all prestigious guaranteed title match last week on Fever. And I am now rejoined by my colleague Skippy Mohophosite. Seeing as you're coming back alone, I assume you struck out.
SKIPPY: No. They uh...... both were crazy about me.
JOE: So what's with the welt on your face?
SKIPPY: That's not a welt............. it's uh................. lipstick.
JOE: In the shape of a hand print?
SKIPPY: They were both crazy about me. Drop it already.
JOE: Okay. But you may want to duck. Those girls look like they're horking up something good to spit at you.
__________________________
**We return backstage, where Rev, Gladiator and Chip Pekurny are writing furiously.**
GLADIATOR: I want his antique gun collection.
REV: Captain Insanity never had an antique gun collection. I want his stockpile of plutonium.
GLADIATOR: He never had any plutonium. I want his classic fully loaded GMC van like the one from The A-Team.
REV: No, that one's mine!
CHIP PEKURNY: Gentlemen! If the will simply reads that all his possessions are left to both of you, you can decide on all these details later.
REV: Fine.
**The secretary enters the office.**
SECRETARY: I have the talent agent on the line from OWW TakeDown. He wants to know who SWA's first roster member to sign a crossover deal with their company will be?
GLADIATOR: I get it. Kind of like an ambassador for SWA to represent us there.
REV: Hmmm..... Tough call. We need someone who agrees with and strongly represents all of the values and despicable standards that have come to be associated with SWA. Who can I it....... Hmmm........... Let me see............... I know. Captain Insanity!
CHIP PEKURNY: Need I remind you that we're in the process of having him declared legally dead?
GLADIATOR: You really think the TakeDown management will notice?
CHIP PEKURNY: Most likely.
REV: Fine then. Tell the talent agent that he can expect Chip Pekurny.
CHIP PEKURNY: Huh? Why me?
REV: Why not?
REV: Good argument. They'll love you over there. Trust me. Back to work.
_____________________________
