Post by Teen Throb on Oct 3, 2010 13:14:12 GMT -6
{--Teen Throb and the other guys from Watch Out are sitting in the audience at the 2010 Teen Dream Awards ceremonies. It's in the middle of a commercial break. On Teen Throb's right is Justin Bieber holding 8 trophies, and on his left are the Jonas Brothers with 9 trophies each. Teen Throb and Watch Out are so far shut out. The show returns from the commercial break with the worlds oldest teenager Tobey Maguire walking to the podium. He starts to introduce another category. Teen Throb turns to his Watch Out boys and talks over the show. --}
TT- Remember back in the days when we dominated this ceremony? Did we change or was it just the kids?
Jack- I think it was us.
TT- Can't be.
Jerry- Can to. The kids aren't the ones who started getting grey hairs.
TT- Hey, I told you it was just the way the light was catching my hair.
Jaswinder- Quiet. I want to see who wins this one.
TT- It's the category of Best Shirtless Scene in a Motion Picture. Who cares? These categories are all meaningless. What we need is a category that celebrates the multi talented entertainers in entertainment. Look at these Jonas and Bieber guys? What makes them deserve all these awards? I could be wrong but I didn't hear any categories of Best Kid Who Sold Their Soul to Satan for Fame.
Jerry- It will probably be the special presentation award for Miley Cyrus.
TT- All I know is this academy would be throwing trophies at me if there existed a category of most hardcore extreme combat champ of all time. Lets face the facts guys. Even Larsen Van Der Kamp knows that I'm the best there is. Not long ago he was hot stuff around here and I was a joke. A pretty face who nobody took seriously. Now Van Der Kamp is on a losing streek and I'm the champion who may have killed Captain Insanity by drowning. You know you're the man when the former top contender for the world title faces you in a non title match for the extreme title, and all he can do is talk about how great you are. The only thing Van Der Kamp has been spending more time doing than praising me is trashing himself. Why do I even need to show up tomorrow night on Fever? Van Der Kamp knows he's fallen from grace and he can't say enough about how much of the real deal I am. Why even hold the match? If Van Der Kamp knows I'm better, he may as well just step down and save himself a few cuts and bruises and near fatal drownings. I said it for years and nobody would listen to me. Just because I'm stone cold sexy and have a flawless complexion doesn't mean I'm not the most dangerous professional athlete in the world. I said it, nobody listened, and now I'm the Extreme Combat champ. Van Der Kamp may have a few gaps in his memory but his common sense is 100% all there. He may be the first opponent who realizes how deadly I really am. Further proof of his great sense of common sense is his observation that he's become a joke as pathetic as James Payne. Sure Van Der Kamp has a great history in SWA since he came in a few months ago, and there's always the chance he can reclaim his glory, but am I worried? Not a chance. Even if Van Der Kamp gets his groove back, that's still a groove in traditional wrestling. Not only has he never had success in extreme combat, he's never even really competed in such a dangerous setting. I am the alpha male of extreme combat, and as hard as everyone has tried, nobody has taken that title from me. He'll be hard pressed to match my mad skills.
Jaswinder- Has it eveer occured to you that if you spent half as much time trying to write music and sing as you do babbling on about wrestling we'd be the ones holding all of Justin Bieber and Jonas Bros trophies?
TT- You're talking crazy talk. Stop talking crazy talk or I'll replace you like I did JJ.
Jaswinder- You still haven't replaced JJ.
TT- Well there are lots of racial minorities out there who will work a lot cheaper than your band commission.
{-- Jaswinder gives Teen Throb the evil eye and turns back to the show. Tobe Maguire is opening the envelope. Now comes the drum roll. --}
Tobey- And the award for Best Shirtles Scene in a Motion Picture goes to.... Taylor Lautner!!!
{-- Taylor Lautner puts on his worst looking fake surprise look and puts down his lap full of awards on his chair. He takes a quick peek in his vanity mirror and struts up on stage. He takes the trophy out of Tobey Maguire's hands and waits for the screaming girls to quiet down. --}}
Taylor- Thank you everyone. Its the greatest honor any actor can have to win a Teen Dream Award. This award will go nicely with my trio of wins earlier tonight. A serious dramatic actor knows he's made it when he has a Best Shirtless Scene in a Motion Picture award to sit along side his "Best Pecs in a Shirtless Scene" award "Best Abs in a Shirtless Scene" award, and my personal favorite, "Best Hairless Chest in a Motion Picture" award. Ever since 9 months ago when I officially hit puberty I always dreamed of displaying my chest on film. And when times were hard and job offers were low, I kept on pumping...
{-- Teen Throb is caught on camera sticking his finger down his throat. He turns to the Watch Out boys in disgust. --}
TT- Enough of this. I need to show these teens what a real star in made of. Time for the "Best Extreme Combat Display in an Inappropriate Setting" award.
{-- Taylor Lautner is going on and on and on as Teen Throb jumps out of his seat and runs up on stage. --}
Taylor- But did I give up? No. I did 300 sit ups each night until I was ready for this very category...
{-- Teen Throb cuts Taylor Lautner off in mid sentence by spearing him in his award winning chest and knocking him flat on his back. All the girls scream in horror while a couple of guys cheer and applaud. Teen Throb picks up the podium over his head and drops it on Taylor Lautner. Security guardscharge the stage but Teen Throb grabs Tobey Maguire from behind in a choke hold. The guards keep a safe distance. --}
TT- Keep away or Seabiscuit's neck will be snapped like a twig.
Tobey- Actually Seabiscuit was the horse. I played the valiant rider named...
{-- Teen Throb punches Tobey Maguire in the back of the head. Teen Throb grabs the microphone and runs out into the crowd. As the security guards chase him he speaks into the microphone while running away. --}
TT- For all you fans who want to see someone with real talent, great abs, shockingly smooth hairless chest AND the most extreme combat skills in the merry old land of SWA, tune in to Sunday Night Fever. See the reason why even Larsen Van Der Kamp wants to bet against Larsen Van Der Kamp. Teen Throb merchandise available on line at www.watchout.com.
TT- Remember back in the days when we dominated this ceremony? Did we change or was it just the kids?
Jack- I think it was us.
TT- Can't be.
Jerry- Can to. The kids aren't the ones who started getting grey hairs.
TT- Hey, I told you it was just the way the light was catching my hair.
Jaswinder- Quiet. I want to see who wins this one.
TT- It's the category of Best Shirtless Scene in a Motion Picture. Who cares? These categories are all meaningless. What we need is a category that celebrates the multi talented entertainers in entertainment. Look at these Jonas and Bieber guys? What makes them deserve all these awards? I could be wrong but I didn't hear any categories of Best Kid Who Sold Their Soul to Satan for Fame.
Jerry- It will probably be the special presentation award for Miley Cyrus.
TT- All I know is this academy would be throwing trophies at me if there existed a category of most hardcore extreme combat champ of all time. Lets face the facts guys. Even Larsen Van Der Kamp knows that I'm the best there is. Not long ago he was hot stuff around here and I was a joke. A pretty face who nobody took seriously. Now Van Der Kamp is on a losing streek and I'm the champion who may have killed Captain Insanity by drowning. You know you're the man when the former top contender for the world title faces you in a non title match for the extreme title, and all he can do is talk about how great you are. The only thing Van Der Kamp has been spending more time doing than praising me is trashing himself. Why do I even need to show up tomorrow night on Fever? Van Der Kamp knows he's fallen from grace and he can't say enough about how much of the real deal I am. Why even hold the match? If Van Der Kamp knows I'm better, he may as well just step down and save himself a few cuts and bruises and near fatal drownings. I said it for years and nobody would listen to me. Just because I'm stone cold sexy and have a flawless complexion doesn't mean I'm not the most dangerous professional athlete in the world. I said it, nobody listened, and now I'm the Extreme Combat champ. Van Der Kamp may have a few gaps in his memory but his common sense is 100% all there. He may be the first opponent who realizes how deadly I really am. Further proof of his great sense of common sense is his observation that he's become a joke as pathetic as James Payne. Sure Van Der Kamp has a great history in SWA since he came in a few months ago, and there's always the chance he can reclaim his glory, but am I worried? Not a chance. Even if Van Der Kamp gets his groove back, that's still a groove in traditional wrestling. Not only has he never had success in extreme combat, he's never even really competed in such a dangerous setting. I am the alpha male of extreme combat, and as hard as everyone has tried, nobody has taken that title from me. He'll be hard pressed to match my mad skills.
Jaswinder- Has it eveer occured to you that if you spent half as much time trying to write music and sing as you do babbling on about wrestling we'd be the ones holding all of Justin Bieber and Jonas Bros trophies?
TT- You're talking crazy talk. Stop talking crazy talk or I'll replace you like I did JJ.
Jaswinder- You still haven't replaced JJ.
TT- Well there are lots of racial minorities out there who will work a lot cheaper than your band commission.
{-- Jaswinder gives Teen Throb the evil eye and turns back to the show. Tobe Maguire is opening the envelope. Now comes the drum roll. --}
Tobey- And the award for Best Shirtles Scene in a Motion Picture goes to.... Taylor Lautner!!!
{-- Taylor Lautner puts on his worst looking fake surprise look and puts down his lap full of awards on his chair. He takes a quick peek in his vanity mirror and struts up on stage. He takes the trophy out of Tobey Maguire's hands and waits for the screaming girls to quiet down. --}}
Taylor- Thank you everyone. Its the greatest honor any actor can have to win a Teen Dream Award. This award will go nicely with my trio of wins earlier tonight. A serious dramatic actor knows he's made it when he has a Best Shirtless Scene in a Motion Picture award to sit along side his "Best Pecs in a Shirtless Scene" award "Best Abs in a Shirtless Scene" award, and my personal favorite, "Best Hairless Chest in a Motion Picture" award. Ever since 9 months ago when I officially hit puberty I always dreamed of displaying my chest on film. And when times were hard and job offers were low, I kept on pumping...
{-- Teen Throb is caught on camera sticking his finger down his throat. He turns to the Watch Out boys in disgust. --}
TT- Enough of this. I need to show these teens what a real star in made of. Time for the "Best Extreme Combat Display in an Inappropriate Setting" award.
{-- Taylor Lautner is going on and on and on as Teen Throb jumps out of his seat and runs up on stage. --}
Taylor- But did I give up? No. I did 300 sit ups each night until I was ready for this very category...
{-- Teen Throb cuts Taylor Lautner off in mid sentence by spearing him in his award winning chest and knocking him flat on his back. All the girls scream in horror while a couple of guys cheer and applaud. Teen Throb picks up the podium over his head and drops it on Taylor Lautner. Security guardscharge the stage but Teen Throb grabs Tobey Maguire from behind in a choke hold. The guards keep a safe distance. --}
TT- Keep away or Seabiscuit's neck will be snapped like a twig.
Tobey- Actually Seabiscuit was the horse. I played the valiant rider named...
{-- Teen Throb punches Tobey Maguire in the back of the head. Teen Throb grabs the microphone and runs out into the crowd. As the security guards chase him he speaks into the microphone while running away. --}
TT- For all you fans who want to see someone with real talent, great abs, shockingly smooth hairless chest AND the most extreme combat skills in the merry old land of SWA, tune in to Sunday Night Fever. See the reason why even Larsen Van Der Kamp wants to bet against Larsen Van Der Kamp. Teen Throb merchandise available on line at www.watchout.com.
