Once again... once more..

[Ian DeTornado]

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Once Again… Once More:
“ Back to the business”
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9:00 pm
September 27, 2010 – Mixville Bar, Los Angeles California

The Call

It was a typical steamy summer night at LA, when people from all over west coast were gathered at the Mixville, for not just for dance and wines… But for the most awaited gig in Hollywood.

As people bouncing and dancing their asses on the dance floor, we see a very prominent man right in the DJ’s booth and he’s no other than the SWA Champ himself… Ian De Tornado – The Beat and Mix master of the night.

De Tornado scratching, spinning and flipping those vinyl like an angry Tamaraw when his phone rings…

De Tornado plays a recorded song mix on the audio bed before going backstage to answer the call…

De tornado: Hello telephone! May I help you?

Jeanna: Hey it’s me Jeanna! How’s the gig going?

De Tornado: Oh Jeanna! I wish you were here tonight... The gig is totally awesome… I never thought that I would be a successful not just in breaking the bones of “Sedition’s boy toys” in Pro Wrestling and talking like a GOD in Radio Broadcasting, but also in Club Deejaying too…!

Jeanna: well that’s cool, but I am sorry sweety, I won’t be at your gig tonight, but I have good news for you!

DeTornado: really? But I think that there’s no better news to here than hearing that you would be at my side tonight!

Jeanna: I know right! Back to the topic… I talked to Mr. McDewell, and He wants you back on the station, the FCK radio is crashing down, he wants you to make the save!

DeTornado: really? Ow! That’s cool… thanks.

After talking to Jeanna at the phone, the inspired Ian DeTornado returns to his turn table, resume the show and dropped funky beats until the break of dawn.

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7:30 pm
October 1, 2010 – FCK Radio, Los Angeles California

DeTornado slowly entered the booth… and he was surprised, every employee of the station including Mr. McDewell was there waiting for the most awaited return that will change the history of the world.

One of the Station’s DJ named GDagger was in the audio bed and begun to address the listeners:

GDagger: My fellow earthlings… the wait is finally over, and the Man is already on set for his second coming!

The “Wind of change” plays on the audio bed to start the show…..

“THE SOUNDS OF THE TROPICAL TORNADO”
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DeTornado: Good Evening Hollywood, and Good evening world! Your radio is not defective.. it’s just me, I am Ian DeTornado and you’re tuning in to the best radio of all time… “THE SOUNDS OF THE TROPICAL TORNADO”.

First of all, I want to thanks GDagger for the introduction, and also the fans who supported me all the way, from SWA to this radio show and gigs… Mabuhay kayong lahat!

Just like before, the format of our show is all about Music and Pro wrestling… and guest what, I got a new segment for tonight… and we call it the “Spinning Twitter time”, where I will read all of your tweets for me… and look as of now 7:50 pm of October 1, 2010, we already have
1,600,000 followers,
395,327 ahead of Teen Throb’s…
And 1,599,859 followers ahead of the failed Reality TV star, GAY-briel Martin.

And that a heck of Milestone not just for me, but also for all of my followers!

Speaking of Tweets… let me read some of it... it is from @lmames, and quote and unquote:

“Hey Champ! I am glad that your radio show returns… Even though that you lost on the tag match against MFH you and Throb are still the best”

Yah~yah~yah… we lost to those masked morons, but I don’t think that the result disgraced our names… It was a healthy competition, even though both I and Throb were not on out 100%, for we just fresh from our Mortally brutal matches on Apocalypse now, we still manage to fight face to face with UDoom and PsyDrag… and That’s the hearts of Champions we’re talking about..

And To PsyDrag, I enjoyed every moments of our match, I promise that it was not the last encounter for the two of us, because on the “Sadistic Rage” PPV, we will meet again one on one, so you better prepare.

Detornado sip some on his bottled water then played the next track: "I am not afraid” by Eminem

DeTornado: Oh let us read some Tweets... And it is from @jharries, and he said:

“Is it true that the rumors regarding Gabriel Martin’s reality Show will bid good bye for good? I hope so because it sucks!”[/]

According to my reliable source, which is myself, apparently… It is half true, The Network decide to shut down the “Extreme enough” for it doesn’t bring revenues for them, and the Guinness Book of record even listed the show as the most unwatched show of all time, and what’s the problem in that show? The host itself…. Gaybriel Martin… because he’s so annoying for TV viewers, an executive on the network even suggest that Ebon should replace martin on the show, he is the reason why some if not none are still watching it.

Speaking of Reality show, I can see that Duke wallace’s show is much better than Gaybriel’s non-sense, Hippocratic, homo sexually inspired reality show… The sedition just waste a ton of dollars they stole from the roster in investing on that shitty show.. Yeah it is like that REV and gladior are putting our money on the trash… your stupid show must be stop… but guess what The Sedition is backing up the show, so the Network and Rev had agreed to just put you show to the timeslot it deserve, 3:00 am!

Speaking of the show, The Tile doesn’t really reflect its host… Extreme Enough? Yeah he must be extreme enough…
He’s Extremely Coward,
Extremely weak,
Extremely nothing but a parasite – yeah!
The sedition’s Chosen parasite, just like a flea that not just suck blood but also sperm of his host…
And most of all he’s extremely undeserving to be my number one contender, somebody deserve more than him…

But It is okay , we could say that it is a blessing in disguise for every fans, because Finally, I’ll get my pay back against this sedition’s Chicken ass.

I promise it right after you interfered my match against Dr. Rosen… well , what a shame for the sedition that they need two person just to take me out...

That's where you experties at.. cheap shot, interfere and attact a non suspecting indiviuals, for you know That You got no match against me... or even against Larsen... and your cowardy actions showed that.. Action speaks lauder than words...

And just like Larsen Van Der Kamp, you will end up dreaming empty handedly, for this Tile belt was already wield around my waist…

Speaking of Larsen, It was really funny how you dodge every challenge from him? What a shame, you’re afraid to a person that I already beaten twice? So what else you can do for our match? Run like a chick as being chased by Col. Sanders of Kentucky Fried chicken?

DeTornado plays the next track; “Boulevard of Brocken dreams” by Green Day

DeTornado: I feel pity for the very beautiful Olivia saints, She must feel disappointed on you, for you as his Boy friend is such as a embarrassment, she deserve much better man than you are, she doesn’t deserve a man who has his own clitoris tingling between on his legs.. He deserve a real man that can give him a honor, the honor that I, Ian DeTornado can only give…

Oh it’s time to read more tweets… and let’s read this, it was from @greatom, he or she said:

“As a Champion, how would you rate or rank Gabriel as a wrestler?”

Okay as I see, Gaybriel’s rank is one or two level lower that the undercarders like Wallace, O’Callian, and Branden Harvey. He and “Got Milk?” belongs to same rank, the only different is… the “Got Milk?” duo got balls, and he?.... Well in due respeact o thim he got balls too, he got El Chupabra’s balls right on his mouth, and that’s it He worth nothing!

Did I heard him said that he’s the face of SWA? Fuck that… That’s an insult to every roster of SWA, SWA doesn’t need a douche bag to our icon….

DeTornado plays one more tracks:
Airplane by: BOB and Hailey Williams

DeTornado: Okay lets read one more tweets… from @jacobzer

“If Gaybriel Martin can’t win a match to Larsen and to you, what are the suggestion you can suggest for the Sedition?”

All I can suggest is stop counting on G. Martin, because he’s just a failure to your group.

If you want him to have gold on his waist, try to put up midget division in SWA, there he could have a chance, yes I said chance.
For He got no chance for the Real men’s battle, He was just been lucky to defeat Grand Pa Waylon Hawthrone.

For Once again, once more, the people of the world will witness the devastation and humiliation of Gaybriel Martin.. remember the pain when you lost to me at the Spring Breakdown?

Expect the double of it, for I might force you to tap out on sunday...

Don’t worry GayBriel, you are not going nowhere, but down, you are going down!


DeTornado Plays his last track:
”It’s going Down” by the X-ecutioners

Unlike you Gaybriel, I am ready to face anyone, most specially you,so better prepare to collect your second lost from me... and for my bosses, the sedition Rev and gladiator, I am sorry for I have to break your hearts again, for I would be you SWA Champ for longer time, and just like what I always saying… you better get used to it!
For your today’s Champ is you Future’s Legend and Hall of famer… Take Care Ciao!

DeTornado played the Final music before leaving the booth, and the rest are history.