Post by Sedition: The Rev on Sept 20, 2010 20:23:43 GMT -6
**It's Saturday night, and fans lining up outside of the arena in Indianapolis are cheering and banging on the doors. They chant in unison.**
FANS: We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever!
**We now see the hands of a clock turning at high speed. It moves past the 7:00 hour, past 8:00. past 9 and 10. The clock spins all the way around twice until it reaches 6:55 PM on Sunday, the following day. We rejoin the fans, still lining up outside of the arena, but all exhausted, barely able to muster up their words as they slouch on the arena steps.**
FANS: We want Fever.....We want Fever..... We...... want....... Fever.....
**It cuts away to a golf course where SWA owners and Gms Rev and Gladiator are on the 15th hole.**
REV: Why do I get the feeling we're forgetting something?
GLADIATOR: It's all in your head.
**Rev's cell phone rings. The caller ID shows Michael Saint's name. Before he even has a chance to answer the call, all the color drains out of Rev's face.**
REV: Oh no.
**Minutes later Rev and Gladiator are opening up the doors inside of the arena. The nearly comatose fans suddenly perk up.**
GLADIATOR: Sorry for the delay fans. Welcome to Saturday Night.......
**Rev taps Gladiator on the shoulder and gives him a disapproving glare.**
GLADIATOR: Uh..... we mean welcome to the new SUNDAY Night Fever.
PRESENTS
Live from
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA
**The fans have now filed into the arena and are seated. With a revival of energy they're on their feet screaming and chanting SWA! SWA! SWA! A very tired Joe Aiello covers the microphone as he yawns. Skippy Mohophosite is still putting his lime green tie on as the show begins.**
JOE: Welcome to Sunday night's much delayed episode of Saturday Night Fever.
SKIPPY: I guess it's more like Sunday Night Fever now.
JOE: Thanks to our lazy bosses, it is. I am Joe Aiello, and this is not a rerun. Nor have we been pre-empted. Many of the fans in attendance have gone 24 hours without sleep, water or food. Most without a toilet as well.
SKIPPY: Which brings me to this special announcement I've just been handed by management. All Indianalpolis city clean up crews please report to the arena with plenty of buckets of water and mops.
JOE: We've all been eagerly awaiting tonight's show. Time to see what's on the card for tonight.
JOE:That main event is one to watch. Our next Pay Per View, the long awaited Sadistic Rage III is just a month away, and whoever wins between Ultimo Doom and Psycho Dragon will get to choose which title to challenge for at Sadistic Rage. What makes it even more interesting is that Psycho Dragon and Ultimo Doom are tag team partners in Mask For Hire.
SKIPPY: Before that we have Larsen Van Der Kamp being demoted to opening match duties.
JOE: You know I don't get that at all. Van Der Kamp spends all summer challenging Gabreal martin, and instead of ever being given his one on one match with him, The Sedition bump him down the card? Sounds like Larsen's getting a raw deal.
SKIPPY: Don't be so paranoid. Gabe gets just as much of a raw deal.
JOE: Oh yeah, where has that raw deal landed him this week. Free vacation to Tahiti? I think I speak for most of the fans in attendance when I say we're tired of waiting for Gabe to man up. Let's go to the opening bout.
Larsen Van Der Kamp -vs- Duke Wallace
"New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A. A mix of cheers and jeers come from the crowd. Larsen walks towards the ring, completely unaffected by the crowd's reaction. He walks to the ring slowly keeping his eyes straight ahead the whole time. He climbs into the ring and sits himself on the top turnbuckle as he awaits the beginning of the match.
What We Need is a Hero" begins to play and the lights go out. One lone spotlight shines on and off as the slow drum beat pounds. As the music kicks in the lights come up with a flash of pyros, and Duke Wallace appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He raises one arm high, pausing with his eyes closed as the pryos die out. Duke walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face and his shoulders and arms puffed out, clearly trying to show off his arms. Duke completely ignores the boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope and poses arrogantly as the lights in the arena all come back up.
(The bell rings and we are underway. We get a lock up and Duke grabs Larsen by the throat. Duke has Larsen up in the air, but Larsen kicks his way free. Larsen off the ropes and comes back with a jumping back elbow that puts Duke at a wobble. Larsen off the ropes again with a clothesline that has Duke wobbling some more. Larsen goes to the apron and springboards back in with a flying dropkick that puts the bigger man down. Larsen hits the ropes and comes back with a running senton, but Duke is able to get his knees into the back of Larsen to block the move. Both men are up. Duke with a boot to Larsen and goes for a double underhook suplex, but Larsen drops down and is able to give Duke a firemens carry takeover. Duke is up and goes to whip Larsen to the corner, but Larsen reverses. Duke hits the turnbuckle and Larsen charges at him. Duke gets a boot up into the face of Larsen that staggers him. Duke runs off the ropes and goes for a pumpkick, but Larsen ducks out of the way. Larsen taunts Duke as he rolls to the outside.)
Joey: Duke is not looking very supreme out there. He looks to be having a real issue with Larsen.
Skippy: I am sure that Duke is just toying with Larsen. Larsen is nothing to Duke and in all honesty this match could have been over long ago if Duke wanted it to be.
(Duke motions for Larsen to back up a bit so he can get himself back in the ring and Larsen smiles as he backs up a few steps. Duke gets back in the ring and calls for a test of strength thinking that he can out power his smaller opponent. The two men lock hands and Duke looks like he is starting to get an upperhand on Larsen. It is all a front though as Larsen smiles at Duke and starts to get to his feet before making Duke feel the pressure of the test of strength. Larsen breaks the hold and gives Duke an arm drag. Duke stares at Larsen with a look of rage on his face. Duke acts like he is going to charge, but stops and calls for another test of strength. This time when the two men locks hands almost right away Duke lets go and gives Larsen what can only be described as the supreme bitch slap! Larsen rubs his cheek as he smiles at Duke. Larsen calls for a test of strength this time and when Duke goes for the bitch slap again this time Larsen ducks under and gives Duke one of his own. Duke charges and goes for a tackle, but Larsen is able to grab him into a guillotine chokehold. Duke is reaching for the ropes, but is refusing to tap out. )
Joey: This could be over right now.
Skippy: Duke is still toying with him. The longer the match goes the better he looks.
(Duke fights his way to his feet and throws Larsen off of him to the mat. Duke goes to drop an elbow, but Larsen rolls out of the way. Duke goes for another elbow and once again Larsen rolls out of the way. Larsen gets to his feet and dropkicks Duke to the outside. Larsen off the ropes and comes back with a fade away moonsault over the top rope onto Duke on the outside! Larsen tosses Duke back into the ring. Larsen gets on the apron and comes back in with a slingshot senton. Cover
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kickout by Duke. Larsen picks up Duke who is able to give him a low blow and covers
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kickout by Larsen. Duke starts to stomp all over Larsen and weaken him for something big. Larsen gets to his feet and gets a couple punches from Duke. Duke goes to whip Larsen to the ropes, but he reverses when Duke comes back he goes for another pumpkick, but Larsen ducks again and the ref eats the right foot of Duke Wallace! Dukes turns around into a boot from Larsen and an Evenflow DDT!!!!! Larsen drags Duke to a corner and The Memory Remains! Larsen covers, but we have no ref! Larsen pounds on the mat and looks around. Larsen goes to check on the ref and Duke once again rolls out of the ring. Larsen tries to wake up the ref, but it is not working. Larsen can see Duke outside, but can't see the chair he has got from under the ring. Larsen goes for a suicide dive, but eats Duke's chair face first!!!!!!!!!! Duke kicks Larsen a couple times and can see he is out of it. Duke puts Larsen back in the ring as the ref comes to. Duke with a cover
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Larsen gets a foot on the ropes! Duke is running around the ring celebrating.)
Skippy: Duke wins! Duke wins!
Joey: I think Larsen had a boot on the ropes.
(Indeed he did as the ref points out that Larsen was not pinned on that exchange. Duke slaps Larsen as he gets to his feet. Duke with a boot and sets up for DDT Supremacy, but when Duke has Larsen straight up Larsen rakes his eyes and Duke drops Larsen getting himself in a small package!
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kickout by Duke. Both men up Duke goes for Larsen who dropkicks him in the knee and then kicks him in the back of the head with a modified enzugiri! Duke is in perfect position for The Memory Remains
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From out of nowhere someone jumps Larsen from behind. The count is broken. It's Gabreal Martin!
Joe: What's he doing out there?
Skippy: Just an observer.
The ref is in Gabreal's face and raising his arm to signal a DQ when Gabe pulls out a $100 bill and hands it to the ref. He whispers something to him and leaves the ring. Gabe heads backstage. Larsen is on his feet and about to head out of the ring to chase Gabe, but Duke catches him with a forearm to the back of the head. He turns Larsen around and delivers the DDT Supremacy. Duke covers him and the ref counts.
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Winner: Duke Wallace!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOE: What kind of nonsense is this?
SKIPPY: What nonsense. It was a fair win. Larsen was bested by a better man.
JOE: Yeah right. Gabreal Martin interferes and bribes a ref and that's called a fair win. I wouldn't be surprised if this decision was appealed.
SKIPPY: Don't count on it.
(Larsen starts to make his way out of the ring, but instead gets a microphone.)
Larsen: You see that. This is what happens when you stand up to tyrannical bosses. Rev and Gladiator you can do whatever you want to me, but I will get my match with your boy Gabe.
(Gabreal Martin comes out to the entrance area walking down to the ring.)
Gabreal: Larsen Van Der Kamp I guess condolences are in order right? I mean you just lost to the man that everyone in SWA has beaten already. Not your greatest accomplishment.
Larsen: You know what you should get out of here unless you want to give me my match or fight me right here and now.
Gabreal: Oh that is right. Larsen wants a match with me. No holds barred. No rules. Anything goes.
Larsen: And you are going to give me some lame excuse about having a cold or having to appear on TRL next week right?
Gabreal: No I am in great physical condition Larsen. I have never felt better. As for me being on TRL we all know that MTV is looking at me seriously. They know I am a reality TV icon and they want to see if I can sing just as good as I wrestle. It is also true that I have a voice that makes the ladies melt I am like Frank Sinatra. However, that is not the case.
Larsen: So you are going to grow a set and take me on finally?
Gabreal: No sadly I am here to inform not only you, but the rest of the SWA Audience of my match next week.
Larsen: You going to fight some 80 year old woman now?
Gabreal: No I am here to announce that I have been named the number one contender to the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Championship.
(All the fans boo)
Larsen: You are kidding right?
Gabreal: Far from it. You see I have proven my worth to SWA and to the world. It is finally time for me to get my one on one shot at Ian. You see you screwed me at Spring Breakdown. I deserve my one on one shot. I am going to take it at the next Fever showing.
Larsen: So let me get this straight. I headline a major pay per view and then become an opening match man. You beat up an old man at the same pay per view and you get a title shot?
Gabreal: That is right. Funny how things work out huh?
Larsen: Yeah it is really funny how.....
(Larsen nails Gabe in the face with the microphone a few times enough to open up a small cut on his head. Larsen drags him to a corner and goes for The Memory Remains, but Gabe gets up and nails him in the groin. Gabe rolls out of the ring and runs up the entrance as we go to a commercial.)
FANS: We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever! We want Fever!
**We now see the hands of a clock turning at high speed. It moves past the 7:00 hour, past 8:00. past 9 and 10. The clock spins all the way around twice until it reaches 6:55 PM on Sunday, the following day. We rejoin the fans, still lining up outside of the arena, but all exhausted, barely able to muster up their words as they slouch on the arena steps.**
FANS: We want Fever.....We want Fever..... We...... want....... Fever.....
**It cuts away to a golf course where SWA owners and Gms Rev and Gladiator are on the 15th hole.**
REV: Why do I get the feeling we're forgetting something?
GLADIATOR: It's all in your head.
**Rev's cell phone rings. The caller ID shows Michael Saint's name. Before he even has a chance to answer the call, all the color drains out of Rev's face.**
REV: Oh no.
**Minutes later Rev and Gladiator are opening up the doors inside of the arena. The nearly comatose fans suddenly perk up.**
GLADIATOR: Sorry for the delay fans. Welcome to Saturday Night.......
**Rev taps Gladiator on the shoulder and gives him a disapproving glare.**
GLADIATOR: Uh..... we mean welcome to the new SUNDAY Night Fever.
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PRESENTS
Live from
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA
**The fans have now filed into the arena and are seated. With a revival of energy they're on their feet screaming and chanting SWA! SWA! SWA! A very tired Joe Aiello covers the microphone as he yawns. Skippy Mohophosite is still putting his lime green tie on as the show begins.**
JOE: Welcome to Sunday night's much delayed episode of Saturday Night Fever.
SKIPPY: I guess it's more like Sunday Night Fever now.
JOE: Thanks to our lazy bosses, it is. I am Joe Aiello, and this is not a rerun. Nor have we been pre-empted. Many of the fans in attendance have gone 24 hours without sleep, water or food. Most without a toilet as well.
SKIPPY: Which brings me to this special announcement I've just been handed by management. All Indianalpolis city clean up crews please report to the arena with plenty of buckets of water and mops.
JOE: We've all been eagerly awaiting tonight's show. Time to see what's on the card for tonight.
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MAIN EVENT
WINNER CHOOSES THEIR TITLE SHOT
ULTIMO DOOM
-vs-
PSYCHO DRAGON
EXTREME COMBAT RULES
TEEN THROB
-vs-
JAMES PAYNE
FOUR MAN TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
GOT MILK?
-vs-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN
-vs-
BRANDEN HARVEY
REGULAR MATCH
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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MAIN EVENT
WINNER CHOOSES THEIR TITLE SHOT
ULTIMO DOOM
-vs-
PSYCHO DRAGON
EXTREME COMBAT RULES
TEEN THROB
-vs-
JAMES PAYNE
FOUR MAN TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
GOT MILK?
-vs-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN
-vs-
BRANDEN HARVEY
REGULAR MATCH
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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JOE:That main event is one to watch. Our next Pay Per View, the long awaited Sadistic Rage III is just a month away, and whoever wins between Ultimo Doom and Psycho Dragon will get to choose which title to challenge for at Sadistic Rage. What makes it even more interesting is that Psycho Dragon and Ultimo Doom are tag team partners in Mask For Hire.
SKIPPY: Before that we have Larsen Van Der Kamp being demoted to opening match duties.
JOE: You know I don't get that at all. Van Der Kamp spends all summer challenging Gabreal martin, and instead of ever being given his one on one match with him, The Sedition bump him down the card? Sounds like Larsen's getting a raw deal.
SKIPPY: Don't be so paranoid. Gabe gets just as much of a raw deal.
JOE: Oh yeah, where has that raw deal landed him this week. Free vacation to Tahiti? I think I speak for most of the fans in attendance when I say we're tired of waiting for Gabe to man up. Let's go to the opening bout.
Larsen Van Der Kamp -vs- Duke Wallace
"New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A. A mix of cheers and jeers come from the crowd. Larsen walks towards the ring, completely unaffected by the crowd's reaction. He walks to the ring slowly keeping his eyes straight ahead the whole time. He climbs into the ring and sits himself on the top turnbuckle as he awaits the beginning of the match.
What We Need is a Hero" begins to play and the lights go out. One lone spotlight shines on and off as the slow drum beat pounds. As the music kicks in the lights come up with a flash of pyros, and Duke Wallace appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He raises one arm high, pausing with his eyes closed as the pryos die out. Duke walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face and his shoulders and arms puffed out, clearly trying to show off his arms. Duke completely ignores the boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope and poses arrogantly as the lights in the arena all come back up.
(The bell rings and we are underway. We get a lock up and Duke grabs Larsen by the throat. Duke has Larsen up in the air, but Larsen kicks his way free. Larsen off the ropes and comes back with a jumping back elbow that puts Duke at a wobble. Larsen off the ropes again with a clothesline that has Duke wobbling some more. Larsen goes to the apron and springboards back in with a flying dropkick that puts the bigger man down. Larsen hits the ropes and comes back with a running senton, but Duke is able to get his knees into the back of Larsen to block the move. Both men are up. Duke with a boot to Larsen and goes for a double underhook suplex, but Larsen drops down and is able to give Duke a firemens carry takeover. Duke is up and goes to whip Larsen to the corner, but Larsen reverses. Duke hits the turnbuckle and Larsen charges at him. Duke gets a boot up into the face of Larsen that staggers him. Duke runs off the ropes and goes for a pumpkick, but Larsen ducks out of the way. Larsen taunts Duke as he rolls to the outside.)
Joey: Duke is not looking very supreme out there. He looks to be having a real issue with Larsen.
Skippy: I am sure that Duke is just toying with Larsen. Larsen is nothing to Duke and in all honesty this match could have been over long ago if Duke wanted it to be.
(Duke motions for Larsen to back up a bit so he can get himself back in the ring and Larsen smiles as he backs up a few steps. Duke gets back in the ring and calls for a test of strength thinking that he can out power his smaller opponent. The two men lock hands and Duke looks like he is starting to get an upperhand on Larsen. It is all a front though as Larsen smiles at Duke and starts to get to his feet before making Duke feel the pressure of the test of strength. Larsen breaks the hold and gives Duke an arm drag. Duke stares at Larsen with a look of rage on his face. Duke acts like he is going to charge, but stops and calls for another test of strength. This time when the two men locks hands almost right away Duke lets go and gives Larsen what can only be described as the supreme bitch slap! Larsen rubs his cheek as he smiles at Duke. Larsen calls for a test of strength this time and when Duke goes for the bitch slap again this time Larsen ducks under and gives Duke one of his own. Duke charges and goes for a tackle, but Larsen is able to grab him into a guillotine chokehold. Duke is reaching for the ropes, but is refusing to tap out. )
Joey: This could be over right now.
Skippy: Duke is still toying with him. The longer the match goes the better he looks.
(Duke fights his way to his feet and throws Larsen off of him to the mat. Duke goes to drop an elbow, but Larsen rolls out of the way. Duke goes for another elbow and once again Larsen rolls out of the way. Larsen gets to his feet and dropkicks Duke to the outside. Larsen off the ropes and comes back with a fade away moonsault over the top rope onto Duke on the outside! Larsen tosses Duke back into the ring. Larsen gets on the apron and comes back in with a slingshot senton. Cover
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kickout by Duke. Larsen picks up Duke who is able to give him a low blow and covers
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kickout by Larsen. Duke starts to stomp all over Larsen and weaken him for something big. Larsen gets to his feet and gets a couple punches from Duke. Duke goes to whip Larsen to the ropes, but he reverses when Duke comes back he goes for another pumpkick, but Larsen ducks again and the ref eats the right foot of Duke Wallace! Dukes turns around into a boot from Larsen and an Evenflow DDT!!!!! Larsen drags Duke to a corner and The Memory Remains! Larsen covers, but we have no ref! Larsen pounds on the mat and looks around. Larsen goes to check on the ref and Duke once again rolls out of the ring. Larsen tries to wake up the ref, but it is not working. Larsen can see Duke outside, but can't see the chair he has got from under the ring. Larsen goes for a suicide dive, but eats Duke's chair face first!!!!!!!!!! Duke kicks Larsen a couple times and can see he is out of it. Duke puts Larsen back in the ring as the ref comes to. Duke with a cover
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Larsen gets a foot on the ropes! Duke is running around the ring celebrating.)
Skippy: Duke wins! Duke wins!
Joey: I think Larsen had a boot on the ropes.
(Indeed he did as the ref points out that Larsen was not pinned on that exchange. Duke slaps Larsen as he gets to his feet. Duke with a boot and sets up for DDT Supremacy, but when Duke has Larsen straight up Larsen rakes his eyes and Duke drops Larsen getting himself in a small package!
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kickout by Duke. Both men up Duke goes for Larsen who dropkicks him in the knee and then kicks him in the back of the head with a modified enzugiri! Duke is in perfect position for The Memory Remains
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From out of nowhere someone jumps Larsen from behind. The count is broken. It's Gabreal Martin!
Joe: What's he doing out there?
Skippy: Just an observer.
The ref is in Gabreal's face and raising his arm to signal a DQ when Gabe pulls out a $100 bill and hands it to the ref. He whispers something to him and leaves the ring. Gabe heads backstage. Larsen is on his feet and about to head out of the ring to chase Gabe, but Duke catches him with a forearm to the back of the head. He turns Larsen around and delivers the DDT Supremacy. Duke covers him and the ref counts.
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Winner: Duke Wallace!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOE: What kind of nonsense is this?
SKIPPY: What nonsense. It was a fair win. Larsen was bested by a better man.
JOE: Yeah right. Gabreal Martin interferes and bribes a ref and that's called a fair win. I wouldn't be surprised if this decision was appealed.
SKIPPY: Don't count on it.
(Larsen starts to make his way out of the ring, but instead gets a microphone.)
Larsen: You see that. This is what happens when you stand up to tyrannical bosses. Rev and Gladiator you can do whatever you want to me, but I will get my match with your boy Gabe.
(Gabreal Martin comes out to the entrance area walking down to the ring.)
Gabreal: Larsen Van Der Kamp I guess condolences are in order right? I mean you just lost to the man that everyone in SWA has beaten already. Not your greatest accomplishment.
Larsen: You know what you should get out of here unless you want to give me my match or fight me right here and now.
Gabreal: Oh that is right. Larsen wants a match with me. No holds barred. No rules. Anything goes.
Larsen: And you are going to give me some lame excuse about having a cold or having to appear on TRL next week right?
Gabreal: No I am in great physical condition Larsen. I have never felt better. As for me being on TRL we all know that MTV is looking at me seriously. They know I am a reality TV icon and they want to see if I can sing just as good as I wrestle. It is also true that I have a voice that makes the ladies melt I am like Frank Sinatra. However, that is not the case.
Larsen: So you are going to grow a set and take me on finally?
Gabreal: No sadly I am here to inform not only you, but the rest of the SWA Audience of my match next week.
Larsen: You going to fight some 80 year old woman now?
Gabreal: No I am here to announce that I have been named the number one contender to the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Championship.
(All the fans boo)
Larsen: You are kidding right?
Gabreal: Far from it. You see I have proven my worth to SWA and to the world. It is finally time for me to get my one on one shot at Ian. You see you screwed me at Spring Breakdown. I deserve my one on one shot. I am going to take it at the next Fever showing.
Larsen: So let me get this straight. I headline a major pay per view and then become an opening match man. You beat up an old man at the same pay per view and you get a title shot?
Gabreal: That is right. Funny how things work out huh?
Larsen: Yeah it is really funny how.....
(Larsen nails Gabe in the face with the microphone a few times enough to open up a small cut on his head. Larsen drags him to a corner and goes for The Memory Remains, but Gabe gets up and nails him in the groin. Gabe rolls out of the ring and runs up the entrance as we go to a commercial.)
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