Post by Duke Wallace on Sept 19, 2010 15:23:25 GMT -6
**SWA Owners and General Managers are in a board room watching reruns of Growing Pains on the projector screen. They're both startled as "The Supremacist" Duke Wallace charges into the room like a bull.**
DUKE: Listen you guys, I've had enough of this preferential treatment for minorities. If it's nopt the immigrants then it's the disabled you're throwing me against. You'd think in these situations with inferiors against me I'd thrive, but in today's society, with Bin Laden's cousins running The White House, it's no wonder I'm being faced with this minority favortism week in and week out. Your refs aren't calling it down the center. When did good old fashioned home bred alpha males like me and you become the ones who are spit on. I'm tired of all this favortism to the week. Larsen Van Der Kamp may have fooled you with this whole amnesia thing, but I'm not buying it. It's just another example of someone faking a disorder to collect on disablility. If he had the guts he would have just faced me one on one instead of making up some phony baloney amnesia angle to try and buy himself a way out of a beating and a ticket to government assisted disabilty. I am not buying it, and you boys have any balls between your legs you'll put a stop to this scam before Van Der Kamp mocks all the values this country was built on. Amnesia. What kind of garbage is that. I had amnesia once, you didn't hear me complain. I get amnesia all the time. I had amnesia this morning, look at me, I'm fine. Say no to disablility scams, and say yes to Alpha Male Supremacy.
**Rev and Gladiator roll their eyes at Duke.**
REV: First of all, he's not running a scam. Larsen isn't even a citizen. He doesn't have valid ID for any country. He's not eligible for disability, so that's not his motive with the amnesia story.
GLADIATOR: Yeah, and secondly, weren't you the one who filed a disability claim last month for a canker sore?
DUKE: It was a really bad one.
REV: Not too tough from a guy who survived a fatal car crash and supposedly had to learn how to walk all over again.
DUKE: It was a really bad canker sore, alright? It was worth a shot, and I took it. Besides, Gabreal Martin was excused for far less than that.
GLADIATOR: Listen Duke, you fill an important spot on the card.
DUKE: Yeah, it's called the opening match, and I'm tired of it.
REV: That's a key spot on the card. If a Presidential address runs long and fans are anxious to see some action, who's is the first face they see getting beaten in when we rejoin our regularly scheduled program?
GLADIATOR: Duke Wallace's face, that's whose.
REV: Gabreal Martin has been resting up for a very big match next week. Van Der Kamp has had his shot, and he blew it. He wants to go head to head with the big boys, this is what he gets,. Opening match slots against "The Supremacist" Duke Wallace. His punishment can be your badge of honor. Don't you see Duke? You're the only guy important enough on the SWA roster to command his own guaranteed time slot on Fever.
GLADIATOR: The opening match time slot. You're just carrying on the legacy of many proud men such as Jim Brunzel, Virgil, Brooklyn Brawler and La Parka. You want to be a star? Own your time slot.
DUKE: You're right. Van Der Kamp can have as many main events as he wants to flush down the toilet. He may be a star in the upper card, but now he's in my territory. Opening match. This is my home, and I'm master of the house. Thanks for the pep talk gentlemen.
**Duke starts to leave the board room. He turns back for a quick second.**
DUKE: That canker core was infected by the way. Just FYI. It's not too late to put that paper work through.
REV: Get out.
**Duke shrugs his shoulders and leaves the room.**
DUKE: Listen you guys, I've had enough of this preferential treatment for minorities. If it's nopt the immigrants then it's the disabled you're throwing me against. You'd think in these situations with inferiors against me I'd thrive, but in today's society, with Bin Laden's cousins running The White House, it's no wonder I'm being faced with this minority favortism week in and week out. Your refs aren't calling it down the center. When did good old fashioned home bred alpha males like me and you become the ones who are spit on. I'm tired of all this favortism to the week. Larsen Van Der Kamp may have fooled you with this whole amnesia thing, but I'm not buying it. It's just another example of someone faking a disorder to collect on disablility. If he had the guts he would have just faced me one on one instead of making up some phony baloney amnesia angle to try and buy himself a way out of a beating and a ticket to government assisted disabilty. I am not buying it, and you boys have any balls between your legs you'll put a stop to this scam before Van Der Kamp mocks all the values this country was built on. Amnesia. What kind of garbage is that. I had amnesia once, you didn't hear me complain. I get amnesia all the time. I had amnesia this morning, look at me, I'm fine. Say no to disablility scams, and say yes to Alpha Male Supremacy.
**Rev and Gladiator roll their eyes at Duke.**
REV: First of all, he's not running a scam. Larsen isn't even a citizen. He doesn't have valid ID for any country. He's not eligible for disability, so that's not his motive with the amnesia story.
GLADIATOR: Yeah, and secondly, weren't you the one who filed a disability claim last month for a canker sore?
DUKE: It was a really bad one.
REV: Not too tough from a guy who survived a fatal car crash and supposedly had to learn how to walk all over again.
DUKE: It was a really bad canker sore, alright? It was worth a shot, and I took it. Besides, Gabreal Martin was excused for far less than that.
GLADIATOR: Listen Duke, you fill an important spot on the card.
DUKE: Yeah, it's called the opening match, and I'm tired of it.
REV: That's a key spot on the card. If a Presidential address runs long and fans are anxious to see some action, who's is the first face they see getting beaten in when we rejoin our regularly scheduled program?
GLADIATOR: Duke Wallace's face, that's whose.
REV: Gabreal Martin has been resting up for a very big match next week. Van Der Kamp has had his shot, and he blew it. He wants to go head to head with the big boys, this is what he gets,. Opening match slots against "The Supremacist" Duke Wallace. His punishment can be your badge of honor. Don't you see Duke? You're the only guy important enough on the SWA roster to command his own guaranteed time slot on Fever.
GLADIATOR: The opening match time slot. You're just carrying on the legacy of many proud men such as Jim Brunzel, Virgil, Brooklyn Brawler and La Parka. You want to be a star? Own your time slot.
DUKE: You're right. Van Der Kamp can have as many main events as he wants to flush down the toilet. He may be a star in the upper card, but now he's in my territory. Opening match. This is my home, and I'm master of the house. Thanks for the pep talk gentlemen.
**Duke starts to leave the board room. He turns back for a quick second.**
DUKE: That canker core was infected by the way. Just FYI. It's not too late to put that paper work through.
REV: Get out.
**Duke shrugs his shoulders and leaves the room.**