Moooooo! (Got Milk?)

[Captain Insanity]

Apocalypse Now 2010

Aug, 2010

- The lights of the sinking cruise ship can be seen off in the distance, a crowd has gathered along the shoreline, awaiting the arrival of victorious man. Got Milk? pushes their way to the front of the crowd, mooing loudly.

As the ship plunges further into the watery depths, lifeboats of survives starts to appear on the beach. The crowd quickly pulls the boats ashore and helps the passengers out, asking for word on the winner of Extreme Combat Championship. –

Man: No idea. I just got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

Woman: Who gives a fuck?

- As the final few lifeboats wash up ashore and passengers unloaded, the crowd receives word that Teen Throb has become the new Extreme Combat Championship. Hearing this, Got Milk? starts to run around from person to person mooing. Someone in the crowd spots the referee and Got Milk? and others crowd around, hoping to hear more details.

The referee tells the tale of the match, finishing with the gory details of how Teen Throb forced to Captain Insanity down to depths of the ocean. Got Milk? moos in anger and fear. –

Cow #1: Moooooo!!Mmooooooooooo! Moo Moo Moo!

Cow#2: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

- They look at each other and start to run out into the ocean, swimming towards the sunken ship. –

Florida,USA
Sept 15, 2010

- One half of Got Milk? sits at the kitchen table inside Captain Insanity’s apartment. He’s powered on the ancient laptop that Insanity had previously given them and waits for the internet browser to open. The cow-man quickly performs a search of the news, looking for any mention of Captain Insanity. –

Cow #1: Mooo! Mooo.

- Finding no news Cow #1 navigates the browser to the SWA website and begins to look for the upcoming card. Cow #1 sits up straighter in the chair when he catches his name on the card for this coming week. –

Cow #1: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Moo!

- Cow #1 pushes back the chair and runs out of the room in search of his brother and to delivery him the news of a match. –

Florida,USA
Sept 15, 2010 (Much later that day)

- Cow #1 finds Cow #2 sitting on the sandy beach, staring out into the ocean and the site where Insanity lost the one thing that meant the most to him; the Extreme Combat Title. Cow #1 sits down beside his brother. –

Cow #1: Mooo moo mooo moooo moooooo.

Cow #2: Mooooo?

Cow #1: Moo.

- Cow #1 produces a print of the card line up and hands it to Cow #2. He reads it for a moment and high-fives Cow #2. -

Cow #2: Moooo! Moooo moo moooooo mooo.

Indianapolis, IL
Sept 17, 2010

-Got Milk? crowd around the laptop in their hotel room, Cow #2 typing feverishly and Cow #1 mooing what appears to be a dictation. –

Cow#1: Mooo moo moooo moooo moooo mooooo. Moooo mooooo mooooooo moo. Mooo moo moooo moooo moooo mooooo. Moooo mooooo mooooooo moo. Mooo moo moooo moooo moooo mooooo. Moooo mooooo mooooooo moo. Mooo moo moooo moooo moooo mooooo. Moooo mooooo mooooooo moo. Mooo moo moooo moooo moooo mooooo. Moooo mooooo mooooooo moo.

- Cow #2 types as fast as he can manage and finally catches up to his brother. Both men look over the screen and nod in agreement. After a few more keystrokes and mouse clicks, a sheet of paper rolls out of the portable printer.-

Fever Arena
Indianapolis, IL
Sept 17, 2010

- Got Milk? is walking around backstage as the production crew works on getting the arena setup for the upcoming show. Got Milk? spots Travis Malloy and rushes up to him, the paper from earlier in hand.-

Malloy: Hey guys, you haven’t seen CI around have you?

- Got Milk? both shake their head no and moo in a sad tone. Cow #1 takes the sheet of paper and hands it to Travis. –

Cow #1: Moooo.

Malloy: Ummm…. I don’t understand.

Cow #2: Moo!! Moo!

-Cow #2 points to the sheet over and over. –

Malloy: You, umm, want me to read this?

Got Milk?: Moo!!

-Got Milk? both nod their heads in unison. –

Malloy: Alright, here goes.

Finally a real match on a real episode of Fever, no more of Rev and Gladiator telling us we’re going to wrestle then make us take out the trash. This week we get to take out the real trash, Branden Harvey and Danny O’Callahan.

Everyone makes fun of us, saying we’re useless and have no business in the SWA but yet people like Harvey and O’Callahan get contracts, matches, pay cheques and they can’t even win. My brother and I are one of the toughest teams there is and the only team in the whole SWA. If The Sedition would give us a fair shot they’d see that we’re better than some of the trash they’ve hired in the last week months.

Harvey, you say you don’t know the meaning of lose, but it’s all you’ve done since you got here. We’ve been listening to Harvey run his mouth about being out to kill O’Callahan, but we haven’t seen anything happen; last week neither man could get the job done.

O’Callahan, you’re not much better than Harvey. You’ve done nothing note worthy other than lose since you’ve gotten here. You’re a boring man, just like Harvey and always have the same thing to say. “I’m the best, everyone else is a joke, and everyone else is pathetic. I’ve had the toughest life growing up.” Blah blah blah. Truth is guys like you and Harvey are a dime a dozen; no talent, no skills, no nothing.

At Fever we will win and prove that Got Milk? is more deserving of a slot on the roster than you two.

- Both members of Got Milk? high-five each other and nod their heads happily. –

Malloy: So it looks like you guys are pretty ready for your match this week.

Cow #2: Mooo!

Cow #1: Moooooooooooooo

Malloy: Right…… Well, I’ve uh, got to go and umm do stuff, so good luck.

-Travis Malloy walks away from Got Milk? as the stand in the hallway looking around, trying to figure out what to do next. -