Post by Mr. Dangerous on Sept 15, 2010 11:43:25 GMT -6
*** So this week will see Branden Harvey vs. Danny O'Callahan vs. Got Milk? and it should be something exciting and unpreditable yet this match is none of those things because of just how weak some of the competitors are, the ending is predictable with Branden Harvey laying waste to Danny and Milk, the fans are tuning in to see just how badly Danny is treated at the hands of Harvey, at Fever the world will see just what happens when you are sinner, what happens when you make Branden Harvey angry as the Branden Harvey is stronger than ever... something the Danny and Milk will find out the hard way Saturday night.
Tonight Branden Harvey is found just at the end of a house show tonight, the show has just finished and we see him in the dressing room, sitting down on a steel chair, a number of wrestlers are also in the dressing room getting ready to leave the arena as the house show has come to a close, ready to go back to the hotel and wait for Fever to head around this Monday night. Harvey however ignores the others in the room just behind him, he has one focus, the camera in front of him catching his words to his own flesh and blood. As he begins to take his boots off and begins to speak out for the first time tonight. ***
Harvey: So the hands of time has ticked away again on the roster of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance as yet another edition of Fever has come and gone with another just a few short days away with a hell of a card from top to bottom. There is a match, however, with the most obvious outcome of the night, with Branden Harvey clearly going to defeat his rival, Danny O’Callahan, and the idiots, Got Milk?, and just like every time I step into the ring, I will be amazing. Danny O’Callahan says he’s fighting for survival... He needs to realize that he is fighting for survival.... because I’m going to kill him, while Got Milk? has nothing major to brag over, because he will have the same fate.... Branden Harvey will leave victorious.
Harvey: Fever will be the site that will start the end of the band of idiots known as Got Milk?, the single most useless tag team in the history of professional wrestling, they will be put in their place this Saturday and will be forgotten by everyone, you guys continue to act like complete idiots, you were even booked as a single competitor because of your stupidity, you guys are pathetic in every way, you’re trying to beat Branden Harvey, a man that is obviously your better.... and I’ll prove it at Fever, and take pleasure in beating you two idiots, you guys will lose on Saturday and as predicted by most wrestling fans Branden Harvey will soon be on top of the SWA.
*** He leans in closer to the camera as he turns his attention to the more intelligent of his opponents, beginning to take off his wrestling gear and getting ready to leave as he speaks out to Danny O’Callahan***
Harvey: I am going to speak out to Danny O’Callahan because he clearly has no respect for this business? Honestly, get out now, because I am out for blood because of what happened last week? How dare you disrespect me? I am going to take every ounce of pleasure in beating the hell out of you more than anyone, Danny, you brag with nothing to back it up, you act like your the second coming of Jesus and yet you’re more like Kermit the frog, pathetic and a puppet.
*** As he pulls his knee pads down, he slips on some trainers, stands up then grabs a jacket along with the rest of his wrestling gear which he puts into a black gym bag, putting the bag over his left shoulder, he begins to walk out of the dressing room towards the arena car park, with the camera still attached to his every movement the wrestling machine still has some things to get off his chest ***
Harvey: Got Milk?, I will turn my attention back to you for a moment. The two of you are.... wait for it... idiots.... what... I said retards. On Saturday, being the Eugene’s of the SWA is not going to save them from the beat down at the hands of Branden Harvey...
Harvey: Danny O’Callahan and Got Milk? will prove to be the single most useless opponents I have ever faced, they haven't dominated anyone. They are stepping stones! This isn’t going to be a real match, but a slaughter.... they have to deal with me, a guy who is faster than they are, a guy who is the most amazing wrestler the SWA has ever seen, and the match won’t last long. They are CLEARLY high on some kind of drugs if they honestly believe they stand a chance against me!
*** The wrestling machine begins walking through the backstage area heading towards the parking lot, passing trainers, members of the backstage crew and some of his fellow wrestlers but he is ignoring them, passing them by as his main focus stays on the camera that records his every word and believe me when I say, when it comes to these three guys he has a lot more to say ***
Harvey: So in just a few days time we will all clash in side that squared circle and the result is already set in stone for us, leaving on top is not only a must but it is the only option for me, I will not be bested by a former criminal... or two men who think they’re in Rain Man, these three have a lot to learn and I will beat those lessons into them the good old fashioned way, I like to send my message out in every way possible and with guys like O’Callahan and Milk the only way to get something through to them is violence, the only way they will learn to let the truth into their souls is for me to beat the hell out of them at Fever.
Harvey: I will leave you boys with just this thought, if you opened your eyes and stopped lying to yourselves you might just save yourselves some pain.... you boys really think I am going to be beat? You boys think you are leaving Saturday night on anything but a stretcher with a loss to your names? Well my piece of advice boys is to....
*** He heads out through a set of double doors into the car park heading towards his car he finally turns to face the camera head on once more as he is ready to wrap up the promo***
Harvey: THINK AGAIN!!
*** The scene fades to black as Branden Harvey gets in his car and drives off into the distance. Harvey is clearly confident in his ability to leave this match on top, he has every reason to be confident! See you all Saturday, folks. ***
Tonight Branden Harvey is found just at the end of a house show tonight, the show has just finished and we see him in the dressing room, sitting down on a steel chair, a number of wrestlers are also in the dressing room getting ready to leave the arena as the house show has come to a close, ready to go back to the hotel and wait for Fever to head around this Monday night. Harvey however ignores the others in the room just behind him, he has one focus, the camera in front of him catching his words to his own flesh and blood. As he begins to take his boots off and begins to speak out for the first time tonight. ***
Harvey: So the hands of time has ticked away again on the roster of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance as yet another edition of Fever has come and gone with another just a few short days away with a hell of a card from top to bottom. There is a match, however, with the most obvious outcome of the night, with Branden Harvey clearly going to defeat his rival, Danny O’Callahan, and the idiots, Got Milk?, and just like every time I step into the ring, I will be amazing. Danny O’Callahan says he’s fighting for survival... He needs to realize that he is fighting for survival.... because I’m going to kill him, while Got Milk? has nothing major to brag over, because he will have the same fate.... Branden Harvey will leave victorious.
Harvey: Fever will be the site that will start the end of the band of idiots known as Got Milk?, the single most useless tag team in the history of professional wrestling, they will be put in their place this Saturday and will be forgotten by everyone, you guys continue to act like complete idiots, you were even booked as a single competitor because of your stupidity, you guys are pathetic in every way, you’re trying to beat Branden Harvey, a man that is obviously your better.... and I’ll prove it at Fever, and take pleasure in beating you two idiots, you guys will lose on Saturday and as predicted by most wrestling fans Branden Harvey will soon be on top of the SWA.
*** He leans in closer to the camera as he turns his attention to the more intelligent of his opponents, beginning to take off his wrestling gear and getting ready to leave as he speaks out to Danny O’Callahan***
Harvey: I am going to speak out to Danny O’Callahan because he clearly has no respect for this business? Honestly, get out now, because I am out for blood because of what happened last week? How dare you disrespect me? I am going to take every ounce of pleasure in beating the hell out of you more than anyone, Danny, you brag with nothing to back it up, you act like your the second coming of Jesus and yet you’re more like Kermit the frog, pathetic and a puppet.
*** As he pulls his knee pads down, he slips on some trainers, stands up then grabs a jacket along with the rest of his wrestling gear which he puts into a black gym bag, putting the bag over his left shoulder, he begins to walk out of the dressing room towards the arena car park, with the camera still attached to his every movement the wrestling machine still has some things to get off his chest ***
Harvey: Got Milk?, I will turn my attention back to you for a moment. The two of you are.... wait for it... idiots.... what... I said retards. On Saturday, being the Eugene’s of the SWA is not going to save them from the beat down at the hands of Branden Harvey...
Harvey: Danny O’Callahan and Got Milk? will prove to be the single most useless opponents I have ever faced, they haven't dominated anyone. They are stepping stones! This isn’t going to be a real match, but a slaughter.... they have to deal with me, a guy who is faster than they are, a guy who is the most amazing wrestler the SWA has ever seen, and the match won’t last long. They are CLEARLY high on some kind of drugs if they honestly believe they stand a chance against me!
*** The wrestling machine begins walking through the backstage area heading towards the parking lot, passing trainers, members of the backstage crew and some of his fellow wrestlers but he is ignoring them, passing them by as his main focus stays on the camera that records his every word and believe me when I say, when it comes to these three guys he has a lot more to say ***
Harvey: So in just a few days time we will all clash in side that squared circle and the result is already set in stone for us, leaving on top is not only a must but it is the only option for me, I will not be bested by a former criminal... or two men who think they’re in Rain Man, these three have a lot to learn and I will beat those lessons into them the good old fashioned way, I like to send my message out in every way possible and with guys like O’Callahan and Milk the only way to get something through to them is violence, the only way they will learn to let the truth into their souls is for me to beat the hell out of them at Fever.
Harvey: I will leave you boys with just this thought, if you opened your eyes and stopped lying to yourselves you might just save yourselves some pain.... you boys really think I am going to be beat? You boys think you are leaving Saturday night on anything but a stretcher with a loss to your names? Well my piece of advice boys is to....
*** He heads out through a set of double doors into the car park heading towards his car he finally turns to face the camera head on once more as he is ready to wrap up the promo***
Harvey: THINK AGAIN!!
*** The scene fades to black as Branden Harvey gets in his car and drives off into the distance. Harvey is clearly confident in his ability to leave this match on top, he has every reason to be confident! See you all Saturday, folks. ***