SNF: Birmingham (9/4/10)

[Sedition: The Rev]

PRESENTS



Live from
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA, USA



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**The fans in Birmingham, Alabama are just about as excited as anyone who lives in Birmingham, Alabama has the right to be. Cheers echo throughout the arena. Fireworks explode above the ring. Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite wait at ringside to start the show..**

JOE: Apocalypse Now has ended. We have a new Extreme Combat Champion in Teen Throb, and a successfully defended SWA Champion in Ian DeTornado. Both will team up tonight in a tag team TLC main event. Plus the debut of 2 new SWA roster members. That and more tonight on Saturday Night Fever.

SKIPPY: Who books these shows? We go from bikini, beaches, and slim bodies of Miami to Birmingham, Alabama?

JOE: These fans deserve a good show too.

SKIPPY: I guess.

JOE: As we said there is a lot to get to tonight. Time to look at what's on the card and get to our opening match.

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MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM TLC MATCH

IAN DE TORNADO & TEEN THROB
-vs-
ULTIMO DOOM & PSYCHO DRAGON


ELECTRIFIED CAGE MATCH

DR. KAZUYA KOGEMARU
-VS-
”GERIATRIC” WAYLON HAWTHORNE



REGULAR MATCH

DANNY O'CALLAHAN
-vs-
BRANDEN HARVEY


REGULAR MATCH

CHIP PEKURNY
-vs-
JAMES PAYNE




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Chip Pekurny -vs- James Payne

The Theme music from Dallas plays and the crowd boos. Chip Pekurny walks down the aisle dressed in his usually wrestling gear, gym shorts and a sweater vest. Chip hands out business cards on his way down to the ring. He rolls into the ring and tosses the remaining cards out to the crowd.

Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch starts to play over the speakers as James "Bad Company" Payne appears in the entrance way, cigar in the corner of his mouth; he casually makes his way to the ring. Payne stops at the ring, removing the cigar and puts it out against the ring post before roll into the ring.

The Bell rings and the two men lock up; Chip gets thrown into the corner. Payne comes over and smashes Chip’ head into the turnbuckle. Payne executes a headlock takedown and goes for a quick pin but Chip kicks out before even a one count.

JOE: The new guys are always the most anxious to make a quick pin.

Chip gets back to his feet and both men lockup again. Chip wins the power struggle and executes a belly-to-belly suplex. Chip climbs to his feet and starts to pull Payne back up. Payne nails Chip with a stiff uppercut causing Chip to take a few steps back. Payne tries for a tiger driver but Chip avoids it. Payne instead takes Chip down with a knee strike. Measuring Chip up Payne drops a closed fist. Payne quickly climbs the turnbuckle, hitting Chip with a falling splash. Payne slowly pulls Chip to his feet. Chip gets free of Payne’s grip and executes a swinging bulldog, driving Payne's face into the mat. Chip stomps Payne, kicking him in the ribs

Payne pulls himself up using the ropes. Chip closes in on Payne. Payne rakes the face of Chip in attempt to make a comeback. Chip steps back and nails Payne with a weak clothesline. Chip goes for the cover; the ref drops to the mat and starts the count.

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Payne kicks out!

Chip pounds the mat in frustration.

JOE: Throwing a temper tantrum seldom helps secure victories.

SKIPPY: Always worked on my parents.

Chip gets in the referees face, yelling and cursing him. Payne gets to his feet and charges at Chip hitting him with a spear; both men crash the man and the ref stumbles back. Payne hits Chip with a flurry of punches, Chip starts to turtle and cover his face. Payne smirks and eases up a bit; Chip rakes the eyes of Payne. Payne clutches his eyes and rolls off of Chip. Chip gets to his feet and kicks Payne in the ribs. Payne gets to his feet and grabs Chip, delivering a stiff powerbomb. Payne drops a leg across the throat of Chip.

Chip rolls out of the ring gasping for air and Payne follows closely behind. The ref starts to count.

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Payne hits Chip with a double axehandle, Chip stumbles further away.

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Payne grabs Chip and whips him against the guardrail, Chip slumps against it.

JOE: These guys had better get moving. The ref is half way to ten.

SKIPPY: And a third of the way to 15.

JOE: Which means what?

SKIPPY: You're the wrestling expert. I just had nothing else good to say.

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Payne charges as Chip pushes himself off the barrier. Payne goes for a clothesline over the barrier but Chip counters with a ‘Market Crash’, a codebreaker.

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Chip looks over at the ref and scrambles back into the ring at the last second.

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Winner: Chip Pekurny

JOE: An unsuccessful debut for “Bad Company” James Payne. Better luck next time.

SKIPPY: What are our consolation prizes for him today?

JOE: This is SWA.

SKIPPY: And that means what?

JOE: Consolation prizes don't exist. The closest thing would be getting to the bank quickly enough to cash your check before Rev puts a stop payment on it for losing.

SKIPPY: Payne had better get moving.

JOE: Next up is Danny O'Callahan and Branden Harvey. At Apocalypse Now, Harvey pushed a close contest with newcomer Ultimo Doom, but just lost out in the end. Fighting Irish O'Callahan on the other hand picked up an impressive win over Duke Wallace. Will O'Callahan ride that to a second victory, or will Branden Harvey win his first SWA match tonight?

SKIPPY: Yes.

JOE: Yes to which one?

SKIPPY: Both.

JOE: You're not paying attention again. Time for the next match.

Danny O'Callahan -vs- Branden Harvey

As his music starts to play, green lights starts to flash. Danny steps onto the stage and raises his hands in the air. He slowly walks to the ring. He slides in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.

The stage goes dark as the fans are now curious as to who is going to come out and grace them with his or her presence, as the Public Address System comes to life with "Fuel" by Metallica as Branden Harvey makes his way through the curtain for the evening's show, as he stands on the stage with his back to the ramp, as he's got his wife, Lisa, with him. She is standing on the stage looking towards the crowd, as Harvey has his back to the crowd and he's flipping them off before turning around, as he links his arm with Lisa's, as the two of them make their way down the ramp to the ring. Lisa sits on the middle rope to help him enter the ring. She follows him in and he poses on the turnbuckle, before he hops down and waits on his opponent, as Lisa leaves the ring.


(The bell rings and we are underway. Danny goes for a lockup, but Branden ducks under. Danny turns around and goes to grab Branden again and once again Branden is able to duck under him. Danny gets an angered look on his face. One last time Danny goes to grab Branden, but this time when Branden goes to duck under Danny grabs him by the tights. Danny lifts Branden over his head and looks like he is going to press him to the outside, but Branden pokes him in the eye and causes Danny to drop him. Branden with a series of kicks to the legs of his bigger opponent. Branden off the ropes and goes for a clothesline that has staggers Danny. Branden off the ropes again with the same reaction. Branden off the ropes for a third time and this time Danny catches him into a flapjack. Danny backs himself up a bit and when Branden gets to his knees Danny goes for a Southie Kick, but Branden moves out of the way rolling out of the ring.)

Joey: Danny is not getting much in, but what he does get in is powerful.

Skippy: He has a huge advantage in this match he should be able to destroy this guy.

(Danny starts to chase Branden around the ring, but is unable to catch him. Branden gets back in the ring and hits the ropes on one side coming back with a flying crossbody over the top to the floor, but Danny is able to catch him in midair. Danny rams Branden into the steel ring post before pressing him overhead and tossing him back into the ring. Danny gets in as Branden starts to beg him off. Danny just laughs and goes to kick him in the face. Branden however moves out of the way. Branden gets to his feet and dropkicks Danny taking him off his feet for the first time in the match. Branden goes up top and when Danny gets to his feet Branden sends him back down with a missile dropkick! Branden hits the ropes and hits a senton splash. Branden goes for a standing moonsault, but Danny is able to get his knees up. Both men are to their feet. Branden off the ropes and when he comes back he eats a big boot from Danny! Danny scoops up Branden and gives him a big time running powerslam. Danny does not go for a cover however. Danny picks Branden back up and drops him head first onto a top turnbuckle. )

Joey: This is what happens when you slow down the little guy.

Skippy: This is a travesty. Danny knows better. It is not nice to pick on midgets.

Joey: Branden is 5 foot 8 that is far from being a midget.

Skippy: Well Danny should at least pick on someone his own size.

( Danny smiles as once again he picks up Branden to the delight of the crowd who are watching. Danny looks like he is going to go for another running powerslam, but Branden turns the move into a DDT at the last second. Branden drags Danny to a corner and goes up top Branden goes for a 630 Splash, but Danny rolls out of the way. Danny picks up Branden and plants him on the mat with a powerbomb and a cover

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kickout by Branden! Danny sets up for another powerbomb, but this time Branden gets out of the move getting behind Danny. Branden gets himself into a corner. Branden goes up top and when Danny turns around he gives Danny a hurricanrana by leaping off the top turnbuckle! Branden with a standing moonsault

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kickout by Danny!)

Joey: So close.

Skippy: Come on Branden you got this guy do it for all the midgets around the world.

Joey: I told you he wasn't a midget.

( Both men up and to their feet. Danny is on wobbly legs. Branden charges and Danny catches him looking to go for a tilt a whirl slam, but instead Branden is able to reverse into an X FActor!!!!!! What a move!

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kickout by Danny. Branden starts to punch and kick at Danny who is on his knees. Branden taunts his opponent as he gets to his feet. Branden with a boot and sets up for a DDT, but Danny is able to reverse into a spinebuster! Danny drops an elbow and covers

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kickout by Branden. Both men up and Danny goes for another spinebuster, but it gets reversed into a DDT. Branden goes up top and looks like he is going for a major move, but Danny gets to his feet crotching Branden on the top rope. Danny gets on the top ropes and sets up for a superplex, but Branden blocks him and gives him a low blow. Danny falls off the top rope! Branden stands up and 630 Splash, but Danny rolls out of the way. Danny is up and goes for a Southie Kick but Branden moves out of the way. Danny's kick goes wild and Branden tackles him to the outside. They fall over the ropes. and start to grapple on the floor outside. Branden and Danny are both up and start exchanging blows as they make their way back down the aisle.

Joe: Where are they going?

They continue to fight all the way down the aisle. Their punches become more and more vicious. Both have started to bleed from the noses and lips. They fight all the way up the ramp. The ref watches them disappear behind the curtain. He throws his arms up in the air and calls for the bell.


Winner: Draw

SKIPPY: Those guys just stopped caring about a clean win.

[color=JOE: That evolved into a vicious street fight very quickly. I guess that's what happens when you have two extremely competitive hotheads going at it. I'm interested to see this fight continue. I smell a rematch coming.[/color]

SKIPPY: I smell cheap cologne. What do you call that stuff, Joe?

JOE: It's called English Leather, and it was a birthday present from my kids last Christmas. It's all I have left of them now that The Sedition keep me in seclusion.

SKIPPY: English Leather? Why don't they call it what it is? Scent O' Dead British Cow.

JOE: Better than the junk you're wearing.

SKIPPY: This is a secret potion used to make me more alluring to women. Not that I need any help, but it's just something The Sedition's new scientific advisor was trying out.

JOE: Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru? That guy hasn' even made his in ring debut yet, and I already think he's a quack.

SKIPPY: Of course he's a quack. Rev and Gladiator wouldn't have hired him otherwise.

JOE: Well I have some news for you, Skippy. That smells like garbage scented toilet water. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure Dr.Kogemaru was just messing around with you. Don't be surprised if you wake up with a terrible rash tomorrow.

**Skippy sniffs himself.**

SKIPPY: Oh man. You may be on to something there.

JOE: I'm already doubting his skills as a scientist, but we'll see how talented of a wrestler he is up next. Kazuya Kogemaru is about to make his SWA debut against the aging but tough as nail veteran Waylon Hawthorne in an Electrified Cage Match. He'd better be able to hold his own in the ring. Usually a cage match can be ended by climbing out the door or over the top, but seeing as this is an electrified cage, I don't think either man is going to have much luck climbing it. That cage is pretty much only there to keep them inside. Get ready for another electrifying match here on Saturday Night Fever.

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[Sedition: The Rev]

Waylon Hawthorne -vs- Kazuya Kogemaru

As the lights dim and the music plays, suddenly, green smoke and electrical arcs litter the enterance stage. As the smoke begins to clear, Kazuya marches arrogantly to the ring, stopping once in a while to sneer at the drunken throwbacks ringside making their rancor towards him audible.

The lights come back on, he slides into the ring. He allows but the briefest of moments to savor the fan's unified hatred of him, then, he disregards them, focused now on the cruelty he will inflict on his adversary.

“The Last Saskatchewan Pirate” begins to play. Waylon walks out onto the stage and flexes his saggy old man muscles. Waylon walks down the aisle. About halfway to the ring he seems to forget what he’s doing. He looks around and sees the ring and suddenly remembers what he’s supposed to do. He climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring and does a dopey old man dance.

JOE: I can see that electrified cage being lowered now. There's nowhere to run.

SKIPPY: I can see an extension cord running from the building next door. There was no way Rev was letting this go on his electric bill.

Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru and Waylon Hawthorne stand in opposing corners as the cage door is closed and locked. Seconds later there is an electronic buzzing as the cage itself is electrified. Hawthorne's grey hair stands up. As Hawthorne steps forward and shutters, Kazuya charges at him. He lunges to tackle Hawthorne, but Hawthorne steps out of the way and Kazuya is flying to the humming cage. Kazuya dives into a somersault and rolls a few times before coming to a stop on the mat just inches from the cage. Hawthorne is quick to pounce on him. Hawthorne picks Kazuya up and bodyslams him into the corner pads. He ties Kazuya's legs around the corner post and moves to the opposite corner. Hawthorne runs across the ring and slides on the mat, ramming into Kazuya's upside down head with a Baseball Slide. He stands up and moves across the ring to do it again. Hawthorne runs and hits another Baseball Slide to the face. Hawthorne stands up and moves for a third time.

JOE: Kazuya's first match and the only mark he's made is the boot print on his face.

SKIPPY: Just wait for it. He's been well trained.

Hawthorne runs and slides across the mat, but before his feet can slam into Kazuya's face, Kazuya does an impressive situp, pulling his body up and sits onto the turnbuckle. Hawthorne's feet slide past the corner pads and into the cage. There's a pop and some sparks that shoot off.

JOE: Luckily the rubber on the bottom of his boots protected him.

Hawthorne crawls on his hands and knees away from the sparking cage. Kauzuya unties his feet and does a backflip off the top rope from the sitting position. He lands a Leg Drop across the back of Hawthorne's neck. Kazuya stands up and waits for Hawthorne to rise. Hawthorne gets up and Kazuya springboards off the middle rope and nails a Missile Dropkick to Hawthorne's back. Kazuya picks Hawthorne up again and delivers a flawlessly executed German Suplex. He bridges into a pin. The nervous referee drops to make the count.

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Hawthorne gets his shoulder up. Kazuya grabs Hawthorne by his grey hair and drags him towards the electrified cage. He pushes Hawthorne's face toward the cage, but Hawthorne resists with every bit of strength he has.

SKIPPY: Hawthorne should just give in. You know studies show that electro shock can cure Alzheimers.

JOE: What studies?

SKIPPY: Scientific studies.

JOE: What scientific studies?

SKIPPY: Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru's scientific studies. He's conducting one right now. Stop being argumentative.

Hawthorne's face is an inch away from the cage. Hawthorne lets out a battle cry and stomps on Kazuya's face. He breaks free without touching the cage. That is until Hawthorne reaches back his right fist to throw a punch and accidentally comes in contact with the electrified cage. Hawthorne's arm receives a shock and he jumps a few feet in the air. Kazuya hits him with a standing dropkick and Hawthorne is backed right against the cage. He lets out a jittery yelp and shakes for a brief second. Hawthorne stumbles forward with wobbly knees. His body shakes as he takes a few steps and collapses face first on the mat.

SKIPPY: That looks to me like a man cured of Alzheimers.

JOE: That looks to me like a man who just contracted Parkinsons.

Kazuya rolls Hawthorne's shaking body over and hooks the legs for another pin.

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Hawthorne gives a weak kickout. Kazuya stands and waits for Hawthorne to get up. Hawthorne struggles to his knees as the jitters start to wear off. Kazuya does a 360 spin on his foot and nails Hawthorne in the face with The Atom Splitter buzzsaw kick. Hawthorne goes down again. Kazuya drops for the pin but then pulls himself back.

JOE: Why doesn't he go for the pin?

Kazuya Kogemaru glances at the cage and then back at Hawthorne. A sick smile crosses his face and he picks Hawthorne up. He stands up still and grabs his right arm. Kazuya lines him up for a whip across the ring. He pulls on Hawthorne's arm and starts to whip him, but Hawthorne keeps a firm grip on Kazuya's wrist and whips him across the ring instead. Kazuya runs directly into the electrified cage wall. His body is held to it by the electrical current. The cage buzzes as Kazuya's eyes roll back into his head and his body shakes violently. After a few seconds of hard electrocution, Kazuya breaks free from the cage. His body continues to shake as it falls to the mat. Hawthorne drops down, still exhausted and injured from the previous attack. He slowly slithers across the mat and throws an arm over Kazuya's body for the cover.

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Kazuya barely manages to kick out. Hawthorne gains a bit more strength and pulls Kazuya to his feet. Hawthorne bends Kazuya down, hooks his arms around his torso, and delivers a Gut Wrench Supplex, sending Kazuya's body directly into the electrified cage again. Kazuya receives a harsh jolt of electricity and falls to the mat.

JOE: It's starting to smell like fried Kogemaru in here.

SKIPPY: Never die, and never fry. That's The Sedition motto.

JOE: Since when?

SKIPPY: Since now.

Hawthorne goes for another cover.

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Kazuya gets his leg on the rope. Hawthorne grabs the leg off of the rope and drags Kazuya across the ring. He wraps his legs around Kazuya's knee and applies a Figure Four Leglock. Kazuya is flapping his arms around trying to break free. Hawthorne applies more and more pressure to the knee. Kazuya is in pain and unable to reach the ropes to break the hold. The ref is in Kazuya's face asking if he submits. Kazuya is screaming and shaking his head from side to side, refusing to give up. The ref continues to ask for a verbal submission. Kazuya keeps trying to break free of the Figure Four, but Hawthorne has it locked in too tight. The ref gets even closer to Kazuya's face and Kazuya has had enough. He winds up and punches the ref in the face with a hard right hand. The ref is thrown backwards stumbling over his own feet. The ref walks right into the electrified cage. Sparks fly and the cage buzzes as the ref receives a massive electrical shock. He seizures and breaks free of the cage before collapsing to the mat. Smoke rises from the unconscious referees body.

JOE: I don't think that was supposed to happen.

SKIPPY: It's one of the dangers of being an SWA referee. Chair shots to the head, punches to the face, and the occasional 10,000 volt shock from an electrified cage. It's all in their contracual disclaimers.

JOE: Only now how are they supposed to win the match? The ref is out and they can't climb an electrified cage.

Hawthorne seems to have thought of this as well, as he let up on the Figure Four and stood to examine the ref. Hawthorne stands over the ref's lifeless body. He pokes him checking for signs of life. Hawthorne scratches his head wondering what to do next.

JOE: These guys had better hope for the ref to come around. Either that or a spontaneous power outage.

Hawthorne gives up on poking the ref and jumps on Kazuya. He stomps on him repeatedly to keep him down. After a few stomps, Kazuya thrusts his fist up and nails Hawthorne with a low blow to the groin. Hawthorne doubles over in pain. Kazuya uses the ropes to pull himself up. He hits Hawthorne with a right hand, forcing him dangerously close to the cage. Kazuya blocks the next fist from Hawthorne and hits him back. Hawthorne and Kazuya exchanges blows a few times back and forth. Both are close to losing their balance and weakened from repeated electrocutions. Hawthorne raises his guard and rolls his fist around in a circling getting ready to hit Kazuya with a right hook, but Kazuya holds his arms up in defense and yells out “STOP!” Hawthorne holds back. Kazuya Kogemaru looks down at the ref, realizing he's still not coming around. He looks up at the 15 foot high electrified cage, then reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a small handheld device and flashes it in front of Hawthorne.

JOE: And what is that supposed to be?

SKIPPY: Beats me. Maybe it's a pocket EMP.

JOE: Right. What are the odds Kazuya Kogemaru has a personal portable pocket EMP?

Kazuya pushes a button on the device and suddenly.......

60 seconds later, the static filled picture returns to an out of focus shot of the arena. The fans are screaming rather fearfully as camera men try to refocus the picture. Suddenly an image becomes visible pf Kazuya and Hawthorne both hanging from the other side of the cage wall. They're punching each other while hanging there. A low hum is heard and quickly becomes louder and higher pitched. Kazuya lets go of the cage and drops to the floor outside the ring. Hawthorne isn't as quick. The electrified cage charges up again and suddenly Hawthorne is hit with a powerful electrical shock which sends him flying off the side of the cage, over the barricade, and landing in the front rows of the crowd.

SKIPPY: Told you so.

Kazuya raises his arms in victory as a confused timekeeper rings the bell.


Winner: Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru (by cage escape)

JOE: Okay, seriously, who carries a personal pocket Electrical Magnetic Pulse device?

SKIPPY: Just the greatest scientific mind in the history of SWA.

JOE: Well he needed to resort to an illegal EMP triggering, terrified every fan in the arena, and knocked out dozens of square blocks of power in the city of Birmingham, but Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru has his first victory in SWA.

SKIPPY: Hawthorne's pacemaker just received a decent recharging too.

JOE: That old man can sure take a beating. Up next is our main event. Apocalypse Now was a big night for all 4 of the main in this match. Ultimo Doom won his first SWA victory, and his partner in crime and tag team action, Psycho F\Dragon, successfully fed Chip Pekurny to the Rottweilers. This new duo of chaos and buffoonery have quite a challenge in store for them. They;re not only taking on the reigning SWA Champion Ian DeTornado, who defeated Larsen Van Der Kamp in one of SWA's most grueling and exciting title matches ever, but also the new Extreme Combat Champion Teen Throb, who survived the sinking of a cruise ship to defeat his rival Captain Insanity. This won't be a standard tag team match, but a rules out the windows Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. Here comes our main event of the evening.

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MAIN EVENT TO BE CONTINUED WHEN COMPLETED

[Sedition: Gladiator]

MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM TLC MATCH

IAN DE TORNADO & TEEN THROB
-vs-
ULTIMO DOOM & PSYCHO DRAGON

Teen Throb and Ian DeTornado stand in their corner, while Ultimo Doom and Psycho Dragon stand in the opposite corner. Surrounding the ring are several tables, ladders and chairs. High above the ring is a briefcase with an unnamed cash bonus amount for the winning team. Doom and Dragon charge towards the opposite corner. Teen Throb ducks out of the ring and hides under a table. Dragon and Doom attack Ian DeTornado. They double team him in the corner, beating him down to the mat with hard kicks to the gut. Tornado lies on the mat and Doom and Dragon stomp hard down on him. Dragon picks Tornado up and whips him to the opposite corner. Dragon charges at him, but Tornado moves out of the way. Dragon hits the corner hard. Tornado grabs him from behind and drops him with a Reverse DDT. Tornado charges at Doom, but Doom ducks down and catches him with a Back Body Drop. Tornado flies through the air to the outside of the ring. He crashes through the table Teen Throb was hiding under and crushes Teen Throb.

AIELLO: Our cowardly Extreme Combat Champion won't be able to hide for long in a match like this.

SKIPPY: Not when he's up against these two nuts.

Teen Throb shoves Tornado off of him. He gets up on his feet, but Doom flies off the top rope and drops down on him with a Cross Body Block. Both men fall down to the ground next to Tornado. All three men get up to their feet, but Dragon runs towards the ropes. He springboards off the top rope and flies towards TT and Tornado. TT pulls Doom in front of him and dodges to the side. Dragon hits Tornado and Doom with a Flying Clothesline. TT quickly grabs a ladder and slides it into the ring. He jumps in the ring and sets the ladder up under the briefcase. TT darts to the top of the ladder, but Dragon slides into the ring. Dragon bounces off the ropes and shoulder checks the ladder. The ladder tips over, but TT manages to land on the top rope. He steadies himself on the top rope and leaps off. In mid air, TT catches Dragon with a Hurricanranna, and drives his head to the mat. Doom slides into the ring. He runs at TT, but TT catches him with a Flying Headscissors, and sends Doom back to the outside of the ring. TT again sets the ladder up and begins to climb. Dragon gets up on his feet and climbs up behind TT. Both men reach the top. Dragon grabs TT from behind and delivers a German Suplex off the top of the ladder. Both men hit the mat hard.

AIELLO: Well, Psycho Dragon managed to stop Teen Throb from reaching the briefcase, but I don't think he did himself any favors there.

SKIPPY: Unless a 15 Foot Drop is considered a good thing in the country he comes from.

AIELLO: Skippy, he's from Georgia.

SKIPPY: Uh... Yeah... I knew that... Good old Georgia on my mind.

On the outside of the ring Doom sets up a steel chair. Tornado runs towards him, but Doom catches him with a Drop Toe Hold. Tornado slams his head on the seat of the chair on the way down. Doom grabs a table and pulls it over. He sets it up alongside the apron. Doom picks Tornado up and lies him on the table. Doom climbs onto the top rope. He leaps off with EXCELSIOR! Tornado rolls out of the way at just the right moment, and Doom crashes through the table. Tornado grabs a table and slides it into the ring. He climbs into the ring and sets the table up. He tries to pick Dragon up, but Dragon hits him with an elbow to the gut. Dragon drops Tornado with a DDT. He picks Tornado up and sits him down on the top turnbuckle. TT rolls out of the ring and picks up a steel chair. He slides into the ring and Dragon climbs up to the top rope and sets Tornado up for a Superplex. TT runs to the corner and hits Dragon hard across the back with the chair. Tornado flips over Dragon and slams him through the table with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb. TT holds the chair close to his chest. He runs towards the ropes and springboards off the second rope with a Lionsault. He holds the chair right up against his chest and drops down with it on Dragon's head. The impact busts Dragon open, but also knocks the wind out of TT.

AIELLO: Not the brightest move by Teen Throb.

SKIPPY: Since when have we ever considered Teen Throb to be bright.

As TT clutches his chest Tornado sets up the ladder and begins to climb. Doom gets up on his feet on the outside. He climbs up to the top rope. Tornado reaches near the top of the ladder, but Doom leaps off the top rope and hits Tornado with a Diving Spear. Both men crash down to the mat hard. All 4 men lie out on the mat. TT is the first one to get up on his feet. He picks up Dragon and throws him out of the ring. He grabs Doom and picks him up on his feet. TT backs up and hits Doom with a Superkick to the jaw. Doom hits the mat. TT grabs the steel chair and climbs up the ladder. He stands at the top of the ladder and jumps off. As he drops, he positions the chair underneath his legs and drops down on Doom with a Double Leg Drop with a chair. Again TT takes nearly as much damage from this as Doom and he rolls around the mat holding his thighs. Tornado climbs up on the top rope and prepares to jump off, but Dragon gets up on the apron. He puts his head between Tornado's legs and lifts him up on his shoulders. Dargon turns on the apron to face a table set up on the outside. He jumps off the apron and drops Tornado through the table face first with an Electric Chair Drop. Tornado crashes through the table. Dragon slides a second ladder into the ring. He slides in and sets the second ladder up next to the original one. Dragon begins to climb, but TT gets up on his feet and begins to climb the other ladder with a bit of a limp. Dragon makes it to the top and reaches for the briefcase, but TT gets up to the top and hits him with a punch to the head. The two men begin to exchange blows at the top of the ladder. Neither man is able to get the upper hand as they punch back and forth. Doom gets up on his feet. He sees the altercation happening above. He grabs TT's ladder and tips it over. The ladder tips and TT falls off the ladder and crashes through a table on the outside. Doom looks up and gives Dragon a thumbs up. Dragon reahces for the briefcase, but Tornado gets up on his feet. He jumps up to the top rope and flies off. He hits the Ladder with a Missile Dropkick and the ladder tips over. Dragon drops off the ladder and crashes through a table on the opposite side of Teen Throb.

AIELLO: Unbelievable. Tables are getting broken everywhere.

SKIPPY: With all these tables around the ring at least we can say that our broadcast table is safe.

Tornado gets up still hurt from his previous meeting with a table. Doom runs towards him and hits him with a Clothesline. The impact from the Clothesline sends both men tumbling over the top rope and down to the floor. Doom grabs a chair and swings it at Tornado on the floor. Tornado reaches over and grabs a chair. He blocks Doom's chair shot. Tornado gets up on his feet and swings his chair, but Doom blocks his shot. The two exchange a few shots and blocks until Tornado back away. The two men have a stare down with chairs in hand. Tornado raise his chair in the air, but Doom throws his chair hard. It smacks right into Tornado's face. Tornado stumble backwards. Doom attempts a Dropkick, but Tornado tries to block it with the chair. Unfortunately, Doom Dropkicks the chair right into Tornado's face. Tornado hits the ground. Doom tries to pick Tornado up, but TT comes from behind. He runs at Doom from behind and catches him with a Bulldog. TT drives Doom's head down onto a chair with the Bulldog. TT picks Doom up and looks around the ring for a table, but all of them have been destroyed. TT looks over at the broadcast table and smiles. Skippy smacks himself in the forehead and shakes his head.

SKIPPY: Looks like I spoke too soon.

TT drags Doom over to the broadcast table. He lies Doom on top. TT climbs up on the apron, but Doom begins to get off the table. TT looks down. He drops off the apron and picks up a chair. TT swings the chair and cracks Doom over the head hard with it. He lies Doom on the broadcast table. TT grabs the cords from the monitor and ties Doom's hands and feet to the table. TT slides into the ring. He grabs a Ladder and sets it up near the ropes. TT climbs to the top of the ladder and looks down at Doom. Doom sees TT at the top of the ladder and tries to get up, but he can't because he's tied down. TT leaps off the top of the ladder. He drops down onto Doom with the PRETTY BOY SPLASH. They crash through the table with high impact. Pieces of the table fly everywhere and the fans erupt with chants of SWA! SWA! SWA!

AIELLO: Sorry Skippy. No luck keeping the table this time.

SKIPPY: This isn't fair. I'm not even Spanish.

Skippy looks over at the Spanish Announcer who is laughing at him. Tornado gets on his feet and crawls into the ring. He looks out at the wreckage of the broadcast table where TT and Doom lie in a pile of broken wood and shakes his head in disbelief. He sets the ladder up in the center of the ring. Tornad slowly begins to climb. As he does, Dragon gets in the ring and slowly begins to climb on the opposite side. Tornado reaches the top first and reaches for the briefcase, but Dragon swings his fist up and manages to hit Tornado with a punch to the gut. Dragon gets to the top and reaches for the briefcase, but Tornado reaches for it as well. Both men get their hands on the briefcase and try to pull it away from one another, but neither man wants to let go. Dragon hits Tornado in the face with the briefcase, and Tornado loses his grip. Dragon prepares to unhook it, but Tornado grabs onto it again. Dragon gets a good grip on the briefcase and kicks himself back off the ladder. He swings back with the briefcase. As he swings back towards Tornado he lifts his feet and boots Tornado to the face. The impact causes Tornado to do a backflip off the ladder. He drops down and hits the canvas hard face first. Dragon swings back to the ladder and plants his feet on the top. He unhooks the briefcase and the ref calls for the bell.


VIRGIL: Here are your winners, PSYCHO DRAGON & ULTIMO DOOM!!!

Psycho Dragon climbs down the ladder with briefcase in hand. As his music plays Ultimo Doom comes to. Doom gets up on his feet and gets into the ring still dragging pieces of the broadcast table that are tied to his hands and feet. Doom and Dragon meet in the center of the ring and open the briefcase. They pull out two large bundles of cash and begin to celebrate.

AIELLO: I wonder how much money is there.

SKIPPY: $50,000 each.

AIELLO: Wow! Rev and Gladiator are being very generous.

SKIPPY: Not really, those bills are the throwaways from Rev and Gladiator's counterfeit operation. No bank in the world will accept them.

AIELLO: So you're telling me these men put their bodies on the line for nothing.

SKIPPY: I wouldn't say that. They're sure to get arrested for possession of those counterfeit bills. So you could say they just won a free trip to the Alabama State Penitentiary.

AIELLO: That sounds like more of a punishment than a prize to me.

SKIPPY: Joe, how long have you known Rev and Gladiator?

AIELLO: Good point. Well, I guess a victory over the two champions in the SWA will have to be it's own reward for Ultimo Doom and Psycho Dragon. Until next time fans, tell my wife I love her and I hope to see her again some day.

SKIPPY: Not gonna happen.

***Ultimo Doom and Psycho Dragon celebrate in the ring with their bundles of cash oblivious to the fate that has befallen them, and Joe is driven away in chains by monkeys with cattleprods as Saturday Night Fever goes off the air.***

Copyright: 2010 Sedition Production

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Chip Pekurny vs James Payne written by Taylor
Danny O'Callahan vs Branden Harvey written by Saint
Waylon Hawthorne vs Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru written by Rev
Teen Throb & Ian DeTornado vs Psycho Dragon & Ultimo Doom written by Gladiator