Post by Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru on Aug 25, 2010 19:15:25 GMT -6
Character Name: Kazuya Kogemaru, Ph.D.
Picture Base:
Hometown: Yokohama, Japan (has since been deported.)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Background on Character:
A recent graduate of the Dr. Amy Rosen Univeristy of Evil Super Science and Technical Wrestling, Kazuya was personally assigned by Dr. Rosen herself to intern as both an SWA wrestler and as the Sedition's brand new "science and technology advisor"! (The job itself isn't as sexy as the moniker, it's mostly a few hours a day explaining to Skippy how to bootleg porn on his Droid phone and to Rev why it's not economically feasable to build cannons that shoot chainsaw wielding badgers, no matter how freakin' cool the concept is!)
Kazuya is incredibly intelligent, a being that posseses a mental acumen sharper than surgical steel. At the mere age of 17, he graduated from the University of Tokyo, afterwhich, he was promptly deported the fuck out of Japan for a graduation prank that involved the Japanese prime minister, a rocket launcher wielding robot, and the world's most notorious midget assasin in assless chaps trapped in a janitor's closet crying and clutching a vat of Miracle Whip. (Kazuya admits, his undergraduate days were a bit peculiar.)
Now possesing both the training and skills bestowed by the greatest megalomaniacal lesbian evil genius heavyweight champion ever and the blank checks and the criminally ignorant oversight of his spending habits by his equally rapaciously villainous and batshit insane employers, Kazuya plans to use the SWA as the springboard for his vision of the future.
That vision does happen to involve cities ablaze, giant crabs terrozing humanity, and a clone army led by Alec Baldwin's brain surgically attached to a gorilla conquering Washington, but it is a vision, none the less.
But Kazuya is patient. He knows Rome wasn't pillaged in a day, so, before he sets out to subjugate and conquer 6+ billion mouth breathing moronic meatbags...
He's got to start by kicking the crap out of a dozen or so said moron meatbags his jackass bosses woefully underpay to cripple each other for the amusement of redneck genetic throwbacks who blow their unemployment checks on malt liqour and Jimmy Johnson commemerative plates.
This could turn out to be a wonderful assignment, indeed!
Personality:
Heel (villain)
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Entrance Music:
Brief Entrance Description
As the lights dim and the music plays, suddenly, green smoke and electrical arcs litter the enterance stage. As the smoke begins to clear, Kazuya marches arrogantly to the ring, stopping once in a while to sneer at the drunken throwbacks ringside making their rancor towards him audible.
The lights come back on, he slides into the ring. He allows but the briefest of moments to savor the fan's unified hatred of him, then, he disregards them, focused now on the cruelty he will inflict on his adversary.
Fighting Style: Technical
Trademark Finisher:
Pin/K.O. Finisher: The Atom Splitter
Tajiri's Buzzsaw Kick
Submission finisher: The Kogemaru Paradox
Texas Cloverleaf
Finisher Description:
Brief list of moves used by wrestler:
5 - 10 moves
Half Nelson Suplex
Cobra Clutch
Poison Mist (sprays a noxious green chemical from his mouth into his opponent's eyes.)
Fisherman's Suplex
Dragon Suplex
DDT
Dragon Sleeper
German Suplex
Springboard Missle Dropkick
Backbreaker
_________________
How were you referred to SWA: It's Kid Cannabis.
Past e-fed experience: See Above
;D
Picture Base:
Hometown: Yokohama, Japan (has since been deported.)
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Background on Character:
A recent graduate of the Dr. Amy Rosen Univeristy of Evil Super Science and Technical Wrestling, Kazuya was personally assigned by Dr. Rosen herself to intern as both an SWA wrestler and as the Sedition's brand new "science and technology advisor"! (The job itself isn't as sexy as the moniker, it's mostly a few hours a day explaining to Skippy how to bootleg porn on his Droid phone and to Rev why it's not economically feasable to build cannons that shoot chainsaw wielding badgers, no matter how freakin' cool the concept is!)
Kazuya is incredibly intelligent, a being that posseses a mental acumen sharper than surgical steel. At the mere age of 17, he graduated from the University of Tokyo, afterwhich, he was promptly deported the fuck out of Japan for a graduation prank that involved the Japanese prime minister, a rocket launcher wielding robot, and the world's most notorious midget assasin in assless chaps trapped in a janitor's closet crying and clutching a vat of Miracle Whip. (Kazuya admits, his undergraduate days were a bit peculiar.)
Now possesing both the training and skills bestowed by the greatest megalomaniacal lesbian evil genius heavyweight champion ever and the blank checks and the criminally ignorant oversight of his spending habits by his equally rapaciously villainous and batshit insane employers, Kazuya plans to use the SWA as the springboard for his vision of the future.
That vision does happen to involve cities ablaze, giant crabs terrozing humanity, and a clone army led by Alec Baldwin's brain surgically attached to a gorilla conquering Washington, but it is a vision, none the less.
But Kazuya is patient. He knows Rome wasn't pillaged in a day, so, before he sets out to subjugate and conquer 6+ billion mouth breathing moronic meatbags...
He's got to start by kicking the crap out of a dozen or so said moron meatbags his jackass bosses woefully underpay to cripple each other for the amusement of redneck genetic throwbacks who blow their unemployment checks on malt liqour and Jimmy Johnson commemerative plates.
This could turn out to be a wonderful assignment, indeed!
Personality:
Heel (villain)
_________________
Entrance Music:
Brief Entrance Description
As the lights dim and the music plays, suddenly, green smoke and electrical arcs litter the enterance stage. As the smoke begins to clear, Kazuya marches arrogantly to the ring, stopping once in a while to sneer at the drunken throwbacks ringside making their rancor towards him audible.
The lights come back on, he slides into the ring. He allows but the briefest of moments to savor the fan's unified hatred of him, then, he disregards them, focused now on the cruelty he will inflict on his adversary.
Fighting Style: Technical
Trademark Finisher:
Pin/K.O. Finisher: The Atom Splitter
Tajiri's Buzzsaw Kick
Submission finisher: The Kogemaru Paradox
Texas Cloverleaf
Finisher Description:
Brief list of moves used by wrestler:
5 - 10 moves
Half Nelson Suplex
Cobra Clutch
Poison Mist (sprays a noxious green chemical from his mouth into his opponent's eyes.)
Fisherman's Suplex
Dragon Suplex
DDT
Dragon Sleeper
German Suplex
Springboard Missle Dropkick
Backbreaker
_________________
How were you referred to SWA: It's Kid Cannabis.
Past e-fed experience: See Above
;D