Post by Teen Throb on Aug 23, 2010 19:23:05 GMT -6
{-- Here we join the remaining boys from Watch Out, Teen Throb, Jerry, Jack, Jaswinder before their latest concert performance. They have become a quartet since the disappearance of their former band member JJ, who vanished one day and hasn't been seen since. They're not backstage at Madison Square Garden or Wembley Stadium. They're in a much more private venue. The disgruntled boys in Watch Out practice their harmonies as Teen Throb conducts them. --}
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
{-- Jerry breaks out of the chorus to throw up overboard of the luxury cruise ship they're sailing on. Each member of Watch Out wears a colored tuxedo with ruffled shirts to match their corresponding color in the text portions of this roleplay. Neat huh? Teen Throb tries to lead the practice but Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder are becoming more disgruntled with ever passing lyric. --}
TT- Guys I know it's not our own material but put some passion into it. Jack your falsetto is a joke. Jaswinder your timing is all wrong. Jerry I can still see the puke on your cheek. Give it a wipe before we take the stage and for pete's sake bring a bucket out with you.
Jack- Why are we doing this gig?
Jerry- Knowing him it's either ego related or wrestling related.
TT- Both actually. I'm booked at Apocalypse Now against Captain Insnaity for the 3rd and final time and it's going to be held in the strangest of locations. Not a speeding bus. Not a pit with lions and tigers and bears. Can you guess where we're fighting? Can you guess? I bet you'll never guess.
Jaswinder- Is it a cruise ship?
TT- It's a cruise ship. So I used my fame and celebrity clout, both things Captain Insanity doesn't have and I booked us as the cruise ship band here the night before the match. This way I can familiarize myself with the ship and plant some secret weapons. I can also poison the minds of the passengers against Captain Insanity. If I play my cards right every person on this ship will be in my corner come tomorrow.
Jack- And the second reason we're here? The ego related one?
TT- Can you believe I received a letter from someone who said I had such a shrill emotionless singing voice and measured 0 on the charisma level that I couldn't even hold the attention of an audience of a cruise ship? Me. They said that about me. I tracked the postage to this ship here. I believe it was either a passenger or one of the crew. I'm going to find them and use them as my warm up for the match tomorrow.
{-- The dinner guests have all taken their seats and ordered their entrees. The emcee is doing his introduction to the band. Watch Out waits to take the stage. Jaswinder is pulling at his ruffled shirt. Jack is munching on cream puffs. Jerry is throwing up over the edge of the ship again. Teen Throb is checking himself out in his compact mirror. --}
Emcee- WIthout further ado. I give to you the sexiest boy band to ever hit the high seas. Admiral Teen Throb and the Watch Out!
{-- Teen Throb takes the stage by himself. After doing his customary girating dance around the stage he realizes the rest of the band aren't out there. Teen Throb waves them to the stage. Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all reluctantly step out in their colored ruffled tuxes. Some scattered applause is met with an equal number of laughs and giggles. --}
TT- Thank you you;re too kind. It's always been a dream of mine to be a cruise ship singer. I hope you'll enjoy our performance as much as I'll enjoy giving it. First we have some business matters to attend to. Whether you've been alerted or not tomorrow night you will all be witnesses of the greatest battle ever waged in international waters. The battle between myself and the once great hero of hardcore wrestling, and current cover boy on Alcoholics Anonymous Illustrated the man known as Captain Insanity. This will be the 3rd time we have faced in one on one. The first time was earlier this year at the SWA appreciation night where it was me, with sexy style and swagger that defeated Captain Insanity by crushing him in the trunk of a car. It was then again earlier this summer that we met again, this time Captain Insanity in one of his psychotic delusions he's known for having claimed that myself and the boys to my right savagely attacked him in the parking lot. He used this excuse to replace himself in the match with his cronies from Got Milk. Once I turned them into minced ground beef he tried to come out and cheap shot me. His plan back fired and I left him comatose on the mat after a quick count of 1,2,3.
Now he wants a piece of me one last time. This time with all the marbles and belt on the line. The Extreme Combat title is back. You hear me. It is back. Captain Insanity is the man known for holding that belt more than anyone else in history. He wants it reclaim his old glory. I want it to prove I'm the next generation of Extreme Combat. This is where you come in.
{-- The emcee is trying hard to look happy as he walks up to the boys in Watch Out and whispers. --}
Emcee- Great story. Now sing the song or you're all fired.
TT- Behold! I give you my enemy and your enemy as well. This is Captain Insanity.
TT- You'll recognise him by the smell of sweat and cheap whiskey. Just a word of warning, there are imitators on board. Just stay away from the Captains Cabin to avoid confusion. You see this face or smell sweat and cheap whiskey while not in the vicinity of the Captains Cabin, and you ahve found our enemy. I invite all of you to be my partners tomorrow in making history.
The Extreme Combat title is not a step lower than the SWA world title. It stands above it. Proof of this comes from a recent episode of Fever where Captain Insanity defeated the top contender Larsen VanDer Kamp and I defeated the SWA world champion Ian Tropical Tornado De Tornado of the Manila Tornados. Together myself and Captain Insanity have defeated the most accomplished wrestlers in this sport. We are titans above the rest. We will prove that tomorrow by waging a battle to the death here on this cruise ship which I have been told will be forced to sink with all of us on it.
{-- The passengers hear this and start to panic. They grab crew members and start asking for confirmation about whether or not the ship is scheduled to sink with them on it. --}
TT- I know what you're all sinking. You're too young and important to die a horrible death by drowning on a sinking cruise ship. I assure you it will be a noble death if you die fighting for the greater good of winning Teen Throb his first ever Extreme Combat championship. Odds are that at least 15-10% of you will survive. I mean I counted only enough life boats for the crew themselves, but some of you might make it. Those who help me destroy Captain Insanity will be saved along with me after I win the match.
Emcee- Hit the music.
{-- The music for The Love Boat starts playing. Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all start singing. Teen Throb doesn't join in. --}
TT- Not yet. I haven't talked about that person who sent the hate mail yet.
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
{-- Teen Throb shouts over the unenthusiastic vocals of the band. --}
TT- Who here said that I had and I quote 'a shrill emotionless singing voice and measured 0 on the charisma level'. Show yourself coward. I know you're here. You can't hide forever.
{-- Teen Throb is hit with a juicy tomato in the face. He wipes the juice from his eyes and looks out at the crowd to find the thrower. He's hit with another tomato. Teen Throb searches the crowd which has now turned panic at the prospect of sinking at Apocalypse Now. In the crowd Teen Throb finds a familair face. A very familiar face. Someone holding a hand full of tomatoes who looks an awful lot like an old friend. --}
TT- Could it be? Is that you JJ?
{-- The mysterious stranger in the crowd hocking tomatoes is none other than the missing band member JJ wearing a white waiters uniform. JJ is ready to throw another tomato at Teen Throb until he notices that Teen Throb is staring right at him. JJ drops the tomatoes and runs. Teen Throb jumps off the stage and chases after JJ. --}
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
Jaswinder- Where are you going? You're the one who begged to do this gig.
{-- Teen Throb is closing in on the missing band member JJ. He just about grabs him when JJ jumps over the edge of the boat and dives into the waters below. The rest of the band have stopped singing and come by Teen Throb who stands staring over the edge at JJ drifting away. --}
Jerry- Wow is that JJ? I thought he was dead.
TT- He's as good as dead now. Good riddance.
Jack- We're only a 15 minute swim from shore. I don't think we've seen the last of him.
TT- He was looking to sabotage our show. He was posing as a waiter on the ship. Probably had plans to sabotage my match tomorrow too. I won't let that happen. That Extreme Coombat title will be mine. Not JJ or Captain Insanity or anyone will stop me.
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
{-- Jerry breaks out of the chorus to throw up overboard of the luxury cruise ship they're sailing on. Each member of Watch Out wears a colored tuxedo with ruffled shirts to match their corresponding color in the text portions of this roleplay. Neat huh? Teen Throb tries to lead the practice but Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder are becoming more disgruntled with ever passing lyric. --}
TT- Guys I know it's not our own material but put some passion into it. Jack your falsetto is a joke. Jaswinder your timing is all wrong. Jerry I can still see the puke on your cheek. Give it a wipe before we take the stage and for pete's sake bring a bucket out with you.
Jack- Why are we doing this gig?
Jerry- Knowing him it's either ego related or wrestling related.
TT- Both actually. I'm booked at Apocalypse Now against Captain Insnaity for the 3rd and final time and it's going to be held in the strangest of locations. Not a speeding bus. Not a pit with lions and tigers and bears. Can you guess where we're fighting? Can you guess? I bet you'll never guess.
Jaswinder- Is it a cruise ship?
TT- It's a cruise ship. So I used my fame and celebrity clout, both things Captain Insanity doesn't have and I booked us as the cruise ship band here the night before the match. This way I can familiarize myself with the ship and plant some secret weapons. I can also poison the minds of the passengers against Captain Insanity. If I play my cards right every person on this ship will be in my corner come tomorrow.
Jack- And the second reason we're here? The ego related one?
TT- Can you believe I received a letter from someone who said I had such a shrill emotionless singing voice and measured 0 on the charisma level that I couldn't even hold the attention of an audience of a cruise ship? Me. They said that about me. I tracked the postage to this ship here. I believe it was either a passenger or one of the crew. I'm going to find them and use them as my warm up for the match tomorrow.
{-- The dinner guests have all taken their seats and ordered their entrees. The emcee is doing his introduction to the band. Watch Out waits to take the stage. Jaswinder is pulling at his ruffled shirt. Jack is munching on cream puffs. Jerry is throwing up over the edge of the ship again. Teen Throb is checking himself out in his compact mirror. --}
Emcee- WIthout further ado. I give to you the sexiest boy band to ever hit the high seas. Admiral Teen Throb and the Watch Out!
{-- Teen Throb takes the stage by himself. After doing his customary girating dance around the stage he realizes the rest of the band aren't out there. Teen Throb waves them to the stage. Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all reluctantly step out in their colored ruffled tuxes. Some scattered applause is met with an equal number of laughs and giggles. --}
TT- Thank you you;re too kind. It's always been a dream of mine to be a cruise ship singer. I hope you'll enjoy our performance as much as I'll enjoy giving it. First we have some business matters to attend to. Whether you've been alerted or not tomorrow night you will all be witnesses of the greatest battle ever waged in international waters. The battle between myself and the once great hero of hardcore wrestling, and current cover boy on Alcoholics Anonymous Illustrated the man known as Captain Insanity. This will be the 3rd time we have faced in one on one. The first time was earlier this year at the SWA appreciation night where it was me, with sexy style and swagger that defeated Captain Insanity by crushing him in the trunk of a car. It was then again earlier this summer that we met again, this time Captain Insanity in one of his psychotic delusions he's known for having claimed that myself and the boys to my right savagely attacked him in the parking lot. He used this excuse to replace himself in the match with his cronies from Got Milk. Once I turned them into minced ground beef he tried to come out and cheap shot me. His plan back fired and I left him comatose on the mat after a quick count of 1,2,3.
Now he wants a piece of me one last time. This time with all the marbles and belt on the line. The Extreme Combat title is back. You hear me. It is back. Captain Insanity is the man known for holding that belt more than anyone else in history. He wants it reclaim his old glory. I want it to prove I'm the next generation of Extreme Combat. This is where you come in.
{-- The emcee is trying hard to look happy as he walks up to the boys in Watch Out and whispers. --}
Emcee- Great story. Now sing the song or you're all fired.
TT- Behold! I give you my enemy and your enemy as well. This is Captain Insanity.
TT- You'll recognise him by the smell of sweat and cheap whiskey. Just a word of warning, there are imitators on board. Just stay away from the Captains Cabin to avoid confusion. You see this face or smell sweat and cheap whiskey while not in the vicinity of the Captains Cabin, and you ahve found our enemy. I invite all of you to be my partners tomorrow in making history.
The Extreme Combat title is not a step lower than the SWA world title. It stands above it. Proof of this comes from a recent episode of Fever where Captain Insanity defeated the top contender Larsen VanDer Kamp and I defeated the SWA world champion Ian Tropical Tornado De Tornado of the Manila Tornados. Together myself and Captain Insanity have defeated the most accomplished wrestlers in this sport. We are titans above the rest. We will prove that tomorrow by waging a battle to the death here on this cruise ship which I have been told will be forced to sink with all of us on it.
{-- The passengers hear this and start to panic. They grab crew members and start asking for confirmation about whether or not the ship is scheduled to sink with them on it. --}
TT- I know what you're all sinking. You're too young and important to die a horrible death by drowning on a sinking cruise ship. I assure you it will be a noble death if you die fighting for the greater good of winning Teen Throb his first ever Extreme Combat championship. Odds are that at least 15-10% of you will survive. I mean I counted only enough life boats for the crew themselves, but some of you might make it. Those who help me destroy Captain Insanity will be saved along with me after I win the match.
Emcee- Hit the music.
{-- The music for The Love Boat starts playing. Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder all start singing. Teen Throb doesn't join in. --}
TT- Not yet. I haven't talked about that person who sent the hate mail yet.
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
{-- Teen Throb shouts over the unenthusiastic vocals of the band. --}
TT- Who here said that I had and I quote 'a shrill emotionless singing voice and measured 0 on the charisma level'. Show yourself coward. I know you're here. You can't hide forever.
{-- Teen Throb is hit with a juicy tomato in the face. He wipes the juice from his eyes and looks out at the crowd to find the thrower. He's hit with another tomato. Teen Throb searches the crowd which has now turned panic at the prospect of sinking at Apocalypse Now. In the crowd Teen Throb finds a familair face. A very familiar face. Someone holding a hand full of tomatoes who looks an awful lot like an old friend. --}
TT- Could it be? Is that you JJ?
{-- The mysterious stranger in the crowd hocking tomatoes is none other than the missing band member JJ wearing a white waiters uniform. JJ is ready to throw another tomato at Teen Throb until he notices that Teen Throb is staring right at him. JJ drops the tomatoes and runs. Teen Throb jumps off the stage and chases after JJ. --}
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It's LOVE!
Jaswinder- Where are you going? You're the one who begged to do this gig.
{-- Teen Throb is closing in on the missing band member JJ. He just about grabs him when JJ jumps over the edge of the boat and dives into the waters below. The rest of the band have stopped singing and come by Teen Throb who stands staring over the edge at JJ drifting away. --}
Jerry- Wow is that JJ? I thought he was dead.
TT- He's as good as dead now. Good riddance.
Jack- We're only a 15 minute swim from shore. I don't think we've seen the last of him.
TT- He was looking to sabotage our show. He was posing as a waiter on the ship. Probably had plans to sabotage my match tomorrow too. I won't let that happen. That Extreme Coombat title will be mine. Not JJ or Captain Insanity or anyone will stop me.