IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!

[Dr. Kazuya Kogemaru]

AFTER 3 MONTHS OF BATTLING COMMUNISTS IN VIETNAM WITH WILEM DAFOE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FINDING THE CURE FOR PROSTATE CANCER DURING MY LUNCH BREAKS, ONCE AGAIN, KID CANNABIS....

GREATEST HUMAN BEING TO EVER LIVE, AND THE MAN THAT LEAKED TO HURRICANE JEFF GLADIATOR'S MOM GETS HOT FOR MULLETS AND ZUBAZ PANTS....

WILL BE RETURNING TO SWA.....UM.....NOW!!

THAT'S RIGHT! WITH A BRAND NEW CHARACTER, STILL CHOCKED FULL OF THE SAME OSCAR CALIBER QUALITY ULTRA OFFENSIVE RHETORIC, WITH A GENEROUS DASH OF DRUG FUELD RETARDATION.

MY PROMOS MIGHT EVEN MAKE SENSE NOW, TOO! *GASP*

THE ONLY THING THAT'D MAKE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT EVEN GRANDER.....

FINISHING IT WITH GIANORMOUS FUCKING LETTERING TO EMPHASIZE HOW BIG IT IS!!

Good to be back, guys. I'm ready to get back to work. ;D

[Sedition: Gladiator]

You must be Kid Cannabis, cause you're already getting on my nerves. Welcome back, let the witty banter re-begin... if that's even a word.

[Michael Saint]

Kid Can had to change his name, because he is afraid of what I can do to him. We all know he fears me ;D

[Teen Throb]

Gladiator's mom does get hot for guys with mullets and zubaz pants. It's like you know her personally. Welcome back.

[Sedition: Gladiator]

Shut up Teen Throb. Your mom gets hot for guys with mullets and handlebar mustaches.