Post by Sedition: The Rev on Aug 13, 2010 13:55:51 GMT -6
PRESENTS
Monday August 23rd, 2010
From MIAMI, FLORIDA, USA
2 RP limit for SWA Championship
1 RP limit for all other matches
Roleplay Deadline: Sunday, August 22nd at 11:59 PM CST
Segments and Match Deadline: Monday August 23rd at 8:00 PM CST
Results to be posted before midnight
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SWA CHAMPIONSHIP
BEST TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS
(1st- Traditional Rules, 2nd- Extreme Rules, 3rd- Falls Count Anywhere)
IAN DE TORNADO
-vs-
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
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(The war between Ian DeTornado and Larsen Van Der Kamp has been brewing ever since the last Pay Per View, the Spring Breakdown: Open Tournament. In that tournament,Van Der Kamp and Tornado met in the finals with Gabreal Martin, and Tornado came out victorious as the new SWA Champion. Since then they have faced several times, with Van Der Kamp claiming victories in a non-title match and a tag team match, but never with the belt on the line. Last week on Fever the friendly rivalry turned brutal when while blindfolded, Van Der Kamp mistakenly thought Tornado attacked him. Van Der Kamp retaliated, not knowing it was Gabreal Martin who interfered. Tornado had a few words for the challenger as well. Tornado challenged Van Der Kamp to a Best 2 out of 3 Falls, which Van Der Kamp accepted. For this, what could be their final meeting, with everything on the line, Tornado and Van Der Kamp will have to pull out all the stops, as the rules will change with each fall.)
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EXTREME COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP
BRAWL ON A SINKING CRUISE SHIP
CAPTAIN INSANITY
-vs-
TEEN THROB
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(Teen Throb and Captain Insanity have been around SWA since nearly the beginning of the company, and it wasn't until this past February that the bitter feud between the two of them began. In a violent encounter, Teen Throb narrowly defeated Insanity. As the attacks and animosity built between them, they were scheduled to meet again recently, but after a sneak attack that sidelined Insanity, the match would be postponed. Both claim themselves to be the Extreme Combat icon of SWA. Captain Insanity has already held the Extreme Combat Title a record 3 times, and Teen Throb has won some of the most out of control hardcore matches in SWA history. The former champ, Captain Insanity, found his old title in a pawn shop months ago, and since then has proclaimed himself to be the one and only champion. The only thing that stands in his way of reclaiming his title for good is Teen Throb, a man who already holds a victory over Insanity, and wants nothing more than to take the title for himself. In Extreme Combat tradition, this epic match will be held under the strangest and most dangerous circumstances, a Brawl on a Sinking Cruise Ship.)
BRAWL ON A SINKING CRUISE SHIP
CAPTAIN INSANITY
-vs-
TEEN THROB
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(Teen Throb and Captain Insanity have been around SWA since nearly the beginning of the company, and it wasn't until this past February that the bitter feud between the two of them began. In a violent encounter, Teen Throb narrowly defeated Insanity. As the attacks and animosity built between them, they were scheduled to meet again recently, but after a sneak attack that sidelined Insanity, the match would be postponed. Both claim themselves to be the Extreme Combat icon of SWA. Captain Insanity has already held the Extreme Combat Title a record 3 times, and Teen Throb has won some of the most out of control hardcore matches in SWA history. The former champ, Captain Insanity, found his old title in a pawn shop months ago, and since then has proclaimed himself to be the one and only champion. The only thing that stands in his way of reclaiming his title for good is Teen Throb, a man who already holds a victory over Insanity, and wants nothing more than to take the title for himself. In Extreme Combat tradition, this epic match will be held under the strangest and most dangerous circumstances, a Brawl on a Sinking Cruise Ship.)
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ANYTHING GOES
GABREAL MARTIN
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
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(Gabreal Martin is the self proclaimed Chosen One of SWA. When he failed to defeat Tornado in the Spring Breakdown finals, Gabreal Martin turned all of his focus on becoming #1 contender. When he failed to beat Van Der Kamp for the #1 contender spot, Gabreal Martin spent weeks out of commission with what many view as lame excuses to dodge challenges. From previously booked appearances to in grown toe nails, Gabreal Martin had an excuse for every week. The Chosen One was recently called out by SWA staff member Michael Saint. Gabreal claimed that he could beat anyone in SWA, and that he'd issue an open challenge to anyone in SWA to prove that. It didn't take long for someone to answer that challenge. When Gabreal tried to stick his nose in the middle of Tornado and Van Der Kamp, “Geriatric Waylon Hawthorne came to save the day and accept his challenge. The two previously met on Fever in the memorable “Retirement Home Brawl” which ended in a no contest. Now that this return match is officially set, both are anxious to take the victory they were unable to secure the first time around. When contacted to make a comment, Gabreal Martin's management informed us he was unavailable due to a sore throat.)
GABREAL MARTIN
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
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(Gabreal Martin is the self proclaimed Chosen One of SWA. When he failed to defeat Tornado in the Spring Breakdown finals, Gabreal Martin turned all of his focus on becoming #1 contender. When he failed to beat Van Der Kamp for the #1 contender spot, Gabreal Martin spent weeks out of commission with what many view as lame excuses to dodge challenges. From previously booked appearances to in grown toe nails, Gabreal Martin had an excuse for every week. The Chosen One was recently called out by SWA staff member Michael Saint. Gabreal claimed that he could beat anyone in SWA, and that he'd issue an open challenge to anyone in SWA to prove that. It didn't take long for someone to answer that challenge. When Gabreal tried to stick his nose in the middle of Tornado and Van Der Kamp, “Geriatric Waylon Hawthorne came to save the day and accept his challenge. The two previously met on Fever in the memorable “Retirement Home Brawl” which ended in a no contest. Now that this return match is officially set, both are anxious to take the victory they were unable to secure the first time around. When contacted to make a comment, Gabreal Martin's management informed us he was unavailable due to a sore throat.)
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ROTTWEILER/SCHNAUZER LUMBERJACK MATCH
PSYCHO DRAGON
-vs-
CHIP PEKURNY
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(The oddest feud of the moment brings the oddest match of the night. Two of SWA's newcomers recently had a major run-in on Fever. The strange rookie, Psycho Dragon, had been recording a promo earlier in the week when he accidentally ran over a dog. On last week's Fever, we discovered that dead dog was actually the beloved pet Schnauzer of financial adviser CHIP PEKURNY. Chip stormed out after Psycho Dragon's match and demanded an apology. Psycho Dragon refused and Chip Pekurny attacked him. To end this matter fairly, SWA bosses have sanctioned this match as the first ever Lumberjack match to feature Rottweilers.... and Schnauzers.)
PSYCHO DRAGON
-vs-
CHIP PEKURNY
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(The oddest feud of the moment brings the oddest match of the night. Two of SWA's newcomers recently had a major run-in on Fever. The strange rookie, Psycho Dragon, had been recording a promo earlier in the week when he accidentally ran over a dog. On last week's Fever, we discovered that dead dog was actually the beloved pet Schnauzer of financial adviser CHIP PEKURNY. Chip stormed out after Psycho Dragon's match and demanded an apology. Psycho Dragon refused and Chip Pekurny attacked him. To end this matter fairly, SWA bosses have sanctioned this match as the first ever Lumberjack match to feature Rottweilers.... and Schnauzers.)
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REGULAR MATCH
DUKE WALLACE
-vs-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN
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(Another return match opens up Apocalypse Now 2010, as “The Supremacist” Duke Wallace takes on Danny “Fighting Irish” O'Callahan for the second time. The last time they fought was in the Ottawa Street Fight, where Duke Wallace narrowly squeezed out a victory. Since then Duke has been on a losing streak, and O'Callahan has been improving week after week. Both Duke and O'Callahan are anxious to settle the score in this return match, and move up in the rankings towards a main event spot.)
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