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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Aug 9, 2010 22:16:05 GMT -6
 PRESENTS Live from
ALBANY, NEW YORK, USA R.I.P. Trousers the Schnauzers
2006-2010 GLADIATOR: Oh, is that all? Boy you gave us a heart attack there.CHIP PEKURNY: Haven't you been watching your own shows? Psycho Dragon was driving along doing his little video segment yesterday and he was so distracted telling the world how gay he thought Teen Throb was, that he ran over a poor defenceless dog on the side of the road. Only it turns out it was my dog! My poor dog is dead! I want to face PsyDrag right now to settle this like men! He's going to pay for killing my dog!REV: Listen we'd love to help you out here, but Psycho Dragon is booked against Teen Throb in the main event. But just be patient. We'll bring you your justice for the death of your beloved health inspector.CHIP PEKURNY: What's this you keep saying about a health inspector?REV: Did I say health inspector? I meant your dog. I get those things confused all the time. Now go home, check on our mutual funds, and come back in the morning when you've settled down. We'll deal with this later.**Chip sniffles and heads for the door.**CHIP PEKURNY: He was so helpless. Poor Trousers.R.I.P.Trousers the Schnauzers
2006-2010 ___________________ **Inside the arena the fans are more solemn than usual as they mourn the sad loss of Trousers the Schnauzers. Of course within seconds the fans are screaming like wired maniacs as soon as they realize the camera is on them. The cheering from the crowd is almost enough to drown out Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite, who are at ringside ready to do the intro of the show.**JOE: Now how come a dog dies and Rev and Gladiator promise justice for their financial adviser, yet I'm subjected to kidnapping, torture and slave labour and nobody bats an eye?SKIPPY: It's just the way the chain of human decency goes. We value self preservation first, then dogs, then chubby and hairy Italian guys last. You just came up on the short end of the stick, my friend.JOE: Well as bad as that is for me, I can't help but feel a little bad for Chip Pekurny. I mean we're all starting to understand how much of a spaz Psycho Dragon can be. I'm sure it was an accident, but he did kill a dog.SKIPPY: He has a lot more on his mind tonight, like the first ever “Beat Your Opponent With a Hive Full of Bees Match.JOE: What kind of sick men come up with such a gimmick?SKIPPY: The same ones who would off a health inspector for sticking his nose where it didn't belong.JOE: What's that?SKIPPY: Nothing! You didn't hear anything! How about that dead dog, huh?R.I.P.Trousers the Schnauzers
2006-2010 JOE: Yeah we already covered that. And Psycho Dragon and Teen Throb will battle over a hive full of live bees before the night is over. Let's see what else is on the card for tonight.------------------------------
MAIN EVENT
BEAT YOUR OPPONENT WITH A HIVE FULL OF BEES MATCH
TEEN THROB
-vs-
PSYCHO DRAGON
BLINDFOLD MATCH
LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-VS-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN
REGULAR MATCH
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
------------------------------ JOE: On top of all that, we also have received word that both SWA Champion Ian DeTornado and self proclaimed but not officially crowned Extreme Combat Champion Captain Insanity will be here tonight.SKIPPY: Not to mention the Divorced but Eligible Housewives Club of Albany in section 4-B, who have not been able to take their eyes off me all night.JOE: Yes how could I forget. Why don't we get to the opening match.Waylon Hawthorne -vs- Duke Wallace  “The Last Saskatchewan Pirate” begins to play. Waylon walks out onto the stage and flexes his saggy old man muscles. Waylon walks down the aisle. About halfway to the ring he seems to forget what he’s doing. He looks around and sees the ring and suddenly remembers what he’s supposed to do. He climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring and does a dopey old man dance. "What We Need is a Hero" begins to play and the lights go out. One lone spotlight shines on and off as the slow drum beat pounds. As the music kicks in the lights come up with a flash of pyros, and Duke Wallace appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He raises one arm high, pausing with his eyes closed as the pyros die out. Duke walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face and his shoulders and arms puffed out, clearly trying to show off his arms. Duke completely ignores the boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope and poses arrogantly as the lights in the arena all come back up. The bell rings and both men lock up, testing each others strength.Hawthorne gets the upper hand and punches Wallace to the corner and then throws him to the opposite corner. Hawthorne charges after him and nails a clothesline and then grabs Wallace’s head and delivers a running bulldog out of the corner. JOE: This old man never ceases to amaze me. Kind of inspirational.SKIPPY: Bet you $10 that he has a heart attack before the end of the match.JOE: You're on.Hawthorne makes a cover and Wallace kicks out. Hawthorne picks Wallace up and gives him a European uppercut followed quickly by a snap suplex. Hawthorne turns Wallace over to his stomach and grabs Wallace’s ankle, but Wallace quickly gets to the ropes. Hawthorne backs off and Wallace gets up. They lock up, but Wallace pokes Hawthorne in the eye and then gives Hawthorne a back breaker and makes a cover. 1.... 2.... kick out. Wallace whips Hawthorne to the corner and runs after him. Hawthorne gets his foot up in time, connecting with Wallace’s face. Hawthorne hops up to the middle ropes and drives off, nailing a clothesline. Both men get up and Hawthorne punches Wallace to the ropes and then throws Wallace into the ropes. Wallace comes running towards Hawthorne and Hawthorne delivers a back body drop. The fans cheer at the impact of Wallace’s fall. Wallace gets up holding his back. Hawthorne nails an DDT. Hawthorne quickly makes a cover, hooking the leg. 1.... 2.... kick out. Hawthorne picks Wallace up and goes for a cradle piledriver, but Wallace counters, sending Hawthorne to the mat. Wallace hooks Hawthorne’ legs and slingshot him into the corner. Hawthorne bounces out and Wallace hits the Spinebuster and makes a cover. 1..... 2..... kick out. SKIPPY: He's pusghing it. Hawthorne's about to make me $10 richer.The both begin chopping each other and Hawthorne ducks a chop and knocks Wallace down with a super kick. The ref just happens to be behind and Hawthorne bumps into him when he got hit with the super kick. Wallace checks the ref Hawthorne his Wallace with a spear Hawthorne gets up and wakes the referee up. Hawthorne turns around and ducks a clothesline from Wallace and delivers a Tornado DDT. Hawthorne makes the cover 1.... 2.... 3! Winner: “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne SKIPPY: Curse that crusty old fool!JOE: You'll see your in ring heart attack one of these days.SKIPPY: Fingers crossed.JOE: Now time for our commercial break._________________________  AUGUST 23rd
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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Aug 9, 2010 22:21:31 GMT -6
_________________________ (Open backstage where we see Gabreal Martin standing with Olivia Saint.)
Olivia: So you are not going to be on the pay per view?
Gabreal: No and you know who I blame? Your brother. He is keeping me down. They always hold down the black man.Olivia: Um sweetheart you are not black.Gabreal: That is just an oversight. What matters is that I am held down by the man.(Michael Saint enters the area.)
Michael: You have no one to blame for this, but yourself.Gabreal: I do not see it that way. I see you keeping me off the show.Michael: You have had a lame excuse everytime you are booked for the show. You have not wrestled much lately. You did this to yourself.
Gabreal: You see I should already be in a match. I am the rightful number one contender. I should be in the World Title Match.Michael Saint: Why, because you are the chosen one and The Sedition gives you whatever you want?Gabreal : Exactly. I am the greatest man that ever lived. I can beat anyone.
Michael: You really believe that?Gabreal: You know what I believe that so much that I am going to hand out an open contract. First come first serve. The first man or woman that signs gets a match with me at the pay per view.
Michael: You get your wish.____________________________ JOE: So the coward finally wants to show his face and demand a title shot. I expect nothing less from Gabreal Martin.SKIPPY: Maybe Larsen Van Der Kamp will have a change of heart and give us his guaranteed title shot to the more deserving man.JOE: I'm interested to see who will take Gabreal Martin up on his open challenge. Bryce Bridges has been waiting for a shot at Martin, but he's been rather silent lately. It could be anyone else.SKIPPY: He did say man or woman. Maybe Olivia will challenge him.JOE: And that would accomplish what?SKIPPY: Same thing anyone else challenging him will accomplish. An easy victory for the chosen one.JOE: Apocalypse Now 2010 is coming in just 2 short weeks, and one man we know for sure will be there is Larsen Van Der Kamp. It was at SWA's last Pay Per View, Spring Breakdown, where in an open tournament for the vacant SWA Championship, Van Der Kamp made it all the way to the finals against Gabreal Martin and Ian DeTornado. On that night Tornado came out on top. Since then they have fought in a few non title matches, and Van Der Kamp has successfully defeated him there. Tornado and Van Der Kamp are all tied up. They will fight for the SWA Championship at Apocalypse Now.SKIPPY: And we're still waiting to hear from Ian DeTornado, who is supposed to appear tonight.JOE: Larsen Van Der Kamp is up next. He's about to take on Danny O'Callahan in a Blindfold match. Both men will be blindfolded for the entire duration of the match. Van Der Kamp -vs- Danny O'Callahan  Instead of hearing O'Callahan or Van Der Kamp's entrance music, Francis M's "Man from Manila" starts to play from the P.A., as the whole Entrance stage is filled by red and blue smoke, and the fans started to erupt with cheers.
At the middle of the smoky stage, De Tornado appears with the SWA Title on his shoulder and a mic. Tornado then points at the "Apocalypse Now!" banner above before he rush down to the ramp, and slide in to the ring apron.De Tornado: How you doin' Albany!!!(the fans chants Larsen's name) De Tornado: so SWA fans! are you excited seeing your false hero Larsen Van Der Kamp to face me at the PPV? Me too... I am very excited to give him the match the he can "never forget". And I promise you Larsen and Tornado fans that this match would be more epic and deadlier than you expected.... it will be twice as big as any other match at the PPV!The fans cheer. Van Der Kamp looks suspiciously at Tornado. O'Callahan is getting impatient.
De Tornado: I know that there's some doubt that I can't pull off this kind of match.... Yes,I'd been on a losing streak and been tried by the Sedition to screw down... But on Apocalypse now, things will be Different! I will not give the title away so easy for Larsen... Don't forget I was the one who beat you in the finals at Spring Breakdown.... Yes you have beaten me twice, but that's not enough for me to give it up ... For on my title defense,
I'll be twice tougher that i used to be....
I'll be twice bigger than I used to be...
and you have to beat me twice to defeat me!!!!
For I will disgrace you twice just like you deserve!
For on Apocalypse Now!
I challenge you to 2 out of 3 falls!The fans cheer.Be ready Larsen, I hope that you'll drink your energy drink for this! Goodluck! And once that I placed you Larsen on the place you belong.... Beware Gabe Martin, you still owe me something! By the way, while I'm out here I think I'll stick around on commentary. I want a front row seat to seeing O'Callahan whoop you.
De Tornado's Theme begins to play at the PA, as De Tornado walks out of the ring while pointing the Apocalypse Now Banner! He sits down next to Joe and Skippy.As his music starts to play, green lights starts to flash. Danny steps onto the stage and raises his hands in the air. He slowly walks to the ring. He slides in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle. He steps down and the ref puts the blindfold on. VIRGIL: Introducing first, Hailing from South Boston, Massachussetts, Weighing in at 247 pounds, "FIGHTING IRISH" DANNY O'CALLAHAN!!!"New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A. A mix of cheers and jeers come from the crowd. Larsen walks towards the ring, completely unaffected by the crowd's reaction. He walks to the ring slowly keeping his eyes straight ahead the whole time. He climbs into the ring and sits himself on the top turnbuckle as he awaits the beginning of the match. The ref motions for him to come down and places the blindfold on him. VIRGIL: And his opponent, residing in Johannesburg, South Africa, Weighing in at 229 pounds, LARSEN VAN DER KAMP!!!The referee checks both men's blindfolds to make sure that they are secure. The ref calls for the bell and both men slowly walk out of their corners with arms stetched forward. Larsen walks at a slightly faster pace forward. He swings his fists at the air looking for something to hit, but he finds nothing. O'Callahan waves his hands in front of him looking for something as he slowly inches forward. Larsen continues swinging his fists as he steps forward. O'Callahan reaches forward and feels something. He swings his fist, but unfortunately for him he hits the top turnbuckle. Larsen hears the noise and turns in the right direction. He charges forward, but O'Callahan hears the running and steps out of the way. Larsen hits the corner, and stumbles back. O'Callahan grabs him by the lag and manages to roll him up with a School Boy pin attempt, 1... 2... Larsen kicks out. Larsen stays down on the mat he grabs O'Callahan by the arm and applies an armbar. O'Callahan swings his free arm around trying to find Larsen's head. He finds it and hammers his fist into Larsen's face. Larsen releases the hold. O'Callahan grabs Larsen by the head and drops him to the mat with a DDT. O'Callahan rolls over on top of him and goes for the cover, 1... 2... Larsen kicks out. AIELLO: I'm amazed that we are seeing any offence at all in a match of this style.TORNADO: It's hard to hit someone you can't see.SKIPPY: Though being blindfolded does enhance other senses if you know what I mean.O'Callahan grabs Larsen by the foot and applies a Figure Four Leg Lock. Larsen tries to reach around to find the ropes, but he is to far away. O'Callahan increases the pressure and Larsen grunts with pain. Larsen attempts to roll on to his stomach. After several attempts he manages to roll over and reverse the hold into an Indian Dethlock. O'Callahan now grunts in pain and tries to find the ropes. He pulls himself forward and reaches around a bit before finally finding the ropes. The ref forces Larsen to release the hold. O'Callahan pulls himself up on the ropes, but he and Larsen are now seperated. O'Callahan holds onto the topr rope and slowly walks around the ring while still holding the rope. Larsen begins to crawl forward. Larsen makes his way to the ropes and pulls himself up. He holds onto the top rope and makes his way around the ring heading in the opposite direction as O'Callahan. They slowly begin to walk towards eachother. AIELLO: At least now we are guaranteed that they will find each other.TORNADO: Yeah, they're headed towards a very low impact collision.SKIPPY: More like a no impact collision at the speed these two are going.As the two near eachother the fans start to cheer louder and louder. Both men stop and reach their hands forward, but they are just out of reach from one another. As O'Callahan starts to move forward, Larsen ducks down and quickly runs forward. He drives his shoulder into O'Callahan's gut and Spears him to the ground. Larsen mounts himself on top of O'Callahan and tries to punch him, but misses his head and punches the canvas hard. O'Cllahan pushes Larsen off and rolls on top of him. He grabs Larsen's head with one hand and lays into him with hard punches with the other hand. O'Callahan gets up on his feet while still holding Larsen's head. He whips Larsen off the ropes. O'Callahan ducks down with his head forward and waits. Unfortunately for them, Larsen has the same idea, and he ducks down as well. Both men's heads smash together in the center of the ring and the both fall to the mat. TORNADO: Now that was a high impact collision.AIELLO: That's gotta hurt.SKIPPY: I think what little brain cells these two had were just wiped out.The ref begins to count both men down, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... Larsen slowly gets up on his knees. He reaches forward and manages to find O'Callahan's arm. He lifts O'Callahan onto his feet and delivers a Powerbomb. Larsen drops down on top of O'Callahan and goes for the cover, 1... 2... Gabreal Martin runs out and slides under the bottom rope. He drops an elbow drop on the referee's head to break the count. Martin picks Larsen up and hits him with a steel chair. He sits on top of Larsen and starts hitting him with hard punches to the head. AIELLO: Hey, what's The Chosen One doing out here?SKIPPY: He's proving he's not a coward. You see, he's not afraid of Larsen Van Der Kamp.AIELLO: Sure that's why he chooses to attck him while he's blindfolded.TORNADO: I can't sit by and watch this.Tornado throws his headset down and slides into the ring. He runs towards Gabe, but O'Callahan reaches forward and grabs Tornado by the leg. Tornado trips and falls to the mat. Gabe looks over at Tornado and laughs. He picks Tornado up off the mat and hits him with the steel chair. Gabe continues his assault on Larsen. Suddenly the fans start to cheer as "Geriatric" Waylon Hawthorne runs out to the ring. He grabs Gabe from behind and hits him with some hard punches. He whips Gabe off the ropes and hits him with a Big Boot. Hawthorne prepares for the OLD SCHOOL CRUNCH, but Gabe rolls out of the ring and runs backstage. SKIPPY: Hey, what's that old geezer doing out there?AIELLO: Perhaps we have a taker of Gabe's open challenge.Hawthorne tries to help Larsen up, but Larsen not knowing who it is, grabs Hawthorne by the head and DDTs him to the mat. Hawthorne rolls out of the ring and slowly makes his way backstage. Larsen reaches around the mat and finds the steel chair. O'Callahan is now up on his feet and slowly moving towards Larsen. O'Callahan bumps shoulders with Larsen, and Larsen swings the chair and hits it right on the money. He smashes the chair on O'Callahan's head. Larsen reaches down and drags O'Callahan towards the corner. Larsen jumps up on the top rope and drops down on O'Callahan with THE MEMORY REMAINS. Larsen goes for the cover. The ref slowly makes his way over and makes the count, 1... 2... 3!!! VIRGIL: Here is your winner, LARSEN VAN DER KAMP!!!The referee raises Larsen's hand in the air and removes the blindfold. Larsen looks around the ring and sees Tornado getting on to his feet slowly after the chair shot he received. Larsen frowns. He glares at Tornado and points down at the chair. AIELLO: Larsen seems to think that it was Ian DeTornado that attacked him.Tornado shakes his head no. Larsen picks up the chair and advances towards Tornado. Tornado continues to try and explain what happens. Larsen stands face to face with Tornado, chair in hand. After a brief stare down Larsen begins to back off. He turns his back for a brief second, but quickly swings around and nails Tornado with the chair. Tornado drops to the mat, and Larsen continues the assault with the chair. He hits Tornado 10 time in a row with the chair. He has a look of rage in his eyes. Larsen stands over Tornado. The fans are silent. Larsen begins to walk away. He looks back at Tornado and stops in his tracks. He picks Tornado up and sets him up in a Powerbomb. Larsen Powerbombs him straight out of the ring. Tornado crashes down on the concrete hard. The fans begin to boo Larsen. Larsen slowly makes his way backstage as the EMT's check on Tornado. AIELLO: I can't believe what I just saw. I can understand Van Der Kamp's confusion, but that was just unnecessary.SKIPPY: I told you Van Der Kamp was no good.AIELLO: I think the Main Event for Apocalypse Now has just gotten a little bit more heated.The cameras cut to the backstage area. Larsen is walking down the hallway towards the exit. Travis Malloy approaches him from behind with a microphne in hand.TRAVIS:
"Larsen Van Der Kamp, would you mind explaining what just went down."LARSEN:
Ian DeTornado had no business involving himself in my match."TRAVIS:
"But Ian DeTornado wasn't the one who attacked you. It was Gabreal Martin who hit you with the chair."LARSEN:
"Gabreal Martin, Ian DeTornado, they're both the same to me. Both of them have a habit of getting in my way and causing me grief. As far as I'm concerned Ian DeTornado got what was coming to him, and at Apocalypse Now, he'll get it again."Larsen Van Der Kamp exits through the door.----------------------- |
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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Aug 9, 2010 22:23:57 GMT -6
_______________________ As the show returns from the commercial break, Down and Out by Tantric starts to play over the arena PA system and Captain Insanity appears on the rampway a few moments later. The crowd erupts in cheers. Insanity stands at the top of the ramp, old Extreme Combat title draped over his shoulder, microphone in his hand. Insanity casually walks around the stage area before speaking. CI: Here we are, just weeks from Apocalypse Now, and I've been hearing a lot of rumours about Teen Throb wanting another match against me. Another match to prove how he thinks he's more an icon than I am.
Teen Throb, you want a match at Apocalypse Now, you've got it. Let's make it interesting though. I know The Sedition might not officially recognize the old Extreme Combat title, but I'm willing to put it on the line to prove that I am the one true Extreme Combat Icon in this sport. The crowd cheers loudly as Insanity drops the mic and disappears behind the entrance curtain. _________________ **Stage hands wearing bee keepers suits work to hang massive bee hives from a poles in all four corners of the ring. Joe and Skippy look nervous.**JOE: We are back and just moments away from our main event. This should be strange to say the least. Teen Throb takes on newcomer Psycho Dragon in a Beat Your Opponent With a Hive Full of Bees Match. The stipulation is....SKIPPY: Falls count anywhere.JOE: No.SKIPPY: Ladders and tables and bears.JOE: No.SKIPPY: Last man standing?JOE: No. It's right in the match title you boob!SKIPPY: Main event?JOE: No. Forget it. The fans at home can figure this out. Both of our competitors have their own issues. Teen Throb has just been challenged by Captain Insanity for the Extreme Combat Championship, which has been confirmed to be on the line at Apocalypse Now. Those guys have been at war since before SWA even reopened. Meanwhile Psycho Dragon has his own problems since he apparently ran over and killed Chip Pekurny's pet dog during the recording of a promo earlier this week.R.I.P.Trousers the Schnauzers
2006-2010 JOE: Why does that graphic keep coming up? You all know the story there by now. Time for the main event.Teen Throb -vs- Psycho Dragon  As the opening harmonies of Watch Out's song “Babe You Know You Want Me” begins, every man in the arena groans. Unlike Teen Throb's usually show boating entrance, he looks dead serious as he runs down the ramp and grabs the microphone. He stands at the bottom of the ramp. TEEN THROB: Cut the music, cut the music. Okay maybe just a few more seconds of it. Okay cut the music. I have something important to say. Captain Insanity issued a challenge earlier on, which I feel I am now obligated to accept. I will gladly accept his challenge to fight for the Extreme Combat title at Apocalypse Now, because I already know the outcome. Teen Throb defeats the greatest Extreme Combat champ of all time and wins the title. I've beaten you before and I'll beat you again. Tonight is a warm up to show everyone why I'm as hardcore as they come. Now bring on Psycho Dragon so he eat a mouthful of bees.Before Teen Throb can even finish his sentence the frame for the entrance starts to fall apart. A motorized golf cart crashes through the entrance and starts speeding down the ramp. Psycho Dragon is behind the wheel. Teen Throb runs down the aisle to get out of the way, but the golf cart catches up to him and runs him over. Teen Throb's body is trampled under the golf cart wheels. JOE: Woah, I think this match is starting early!Psycho Dragon tries to hit the brakes as he drives straight towards the ring, but the brakes don't stop soon enough and he crashes the golf cart directly into the side of the ring. The front end dents and the golf cart tips over. Psycho Dragon struggles to climb out from under the minor wreckage. Further down the aisle Teen Throb is trying to stand up as he's barely eble to stay on his feet. He wipes some tire marks off his back and holds the barricade to keep his balance. Teen Throb starts limping down towards the wreck at ringside. SKIPPY: I'd love to give credit to a guy with enough guts to run over a man in a golf cart, but Psycho Dragon should have gotten more used to driving first.JOE: Yeah he hasn't had the best of luck behind the wheel lately.Psycho Dragon uses his upper body strength to lift the tipped golf cart a few inches off the floor, just enough for him to slide out. Teen Throb finally reaches Psycho Dragon who is climbing on top of the golf cart. Psycho Dragon jumps off and flips over Teen Throb, bringing him down to the floor with a Neckbreaker. Probably still a little dazed Psycho Dragon tries to cover Teen Throb. The ref doesn't move to count. Psycho Dragon realizes his error and gets up. He picks up Teen Throb's body and throws him into the ring. Psycho Dragon climbs onto the apron and looks up at the bee hive hanging above him. A few stray bees buzz around it. Psycho Dragon starts to shimmy up the pole. He's almost within reach of the hive when Teen Throb stands up and notices him. Teen Throb quickly climbs to the top rope and starts repeatedly kicking the pole. The impact of the kicks is starting to make Psycho Dragon lose his balance. JOE: Psycho Dragon better have a good grip. Teen Throb's about to knock him off that pole and down to the ground.SKIPPY: I'm more worried about the vibration disturbing those bees. You know I'm allergic, right?JOE: I wasn't aware of that, nor do I care.Teen Throb continues to kick at the pole. Finally he thrusts his leg out with one really hard kick and Psycho Dragon loses his grip. He falls off the pole and unfortunately misses the apron, instead crashing down onto the wreck of the golf cart at ringside. Teen Throb is looking pleased with himself. He doesn't even notice the bee hive falling from the top of the pole. It lands right in Teen Throb's bare hands and he screams. Teen Throb instantly responds by chucking the bee hive over the ropes and to the outside at Psycho Dragon. Psycho Dragon just barely ducks under it and the bee hive flies over his head. It smacks right into the referee's face and breaks open. A swarm of bees fly out and attach themselves to the referee. He screams and flails his limbs all around tryiong to shake them off. The ref staggers down the aisle as bee after bee stings him. The ref starts to lose strength and officially collapses at the bottom of the ramp with bees still attached to him. JOE: The referee is the first casualty. Nothing changes.Teen Throb and Psycho Dragon both watch this and cruelly laugh at the referees misfortune. They quickly turn their attention back to each other. Psycho Dragon jumps up on the apron and stands across the ropes from Teen Throb. They lock up and battle in a grapple for a few seconds. Teen Throb gets the advantage and scoops Psycho Dragon up over the ropes in a Suplex, but Psycho Dragon catches his foot on the ropes and prevents Teen Throb from slamming him over. Teen Throb is forced to drop Psycho Dragon back onto the apron on the other side of the ropes. Psycho Dragon lifts Teen Throb over the ropes and Suplexes him to the floor outside of the ring. Psycho Dragon is quick on his feet and drags Teen Throb's body over to the tipped golf cart. He places Teen Throb's face inside of the wheel well. JOE: Oh no. You see that, Skippy?SKIPPY: Ahhh!! What is it? A bee in my hair?JOE: No you coward. I think Teen Throb's about to get a tire mark to match that one on his back.Once Teen Throb's face is securely wedged between the wheel and the wheel well, Psycho Dragon climbs sideways into the tipped golf cart and presses down on the gas pedal. The wheel spins fast against the side of Teen Throb's face. It takes a few seconds for Teen Throb to pull his head out of the wheel well, and by then the right hand side of his face is all scraped up and red with black smears from the tire. Teen Throb falls flat on his back. JOE: Looks like a truck just ran over his face.Psycho Dragon drags Teen Throb back into the ring. He lays him out near the center and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Psycho Dragon holds his position as the crowd cheers in anticipation. He then leaps off with the Psycho Star Press landing hard on Teen Throb's torso. Psycho Dragon stands up and points to the corner, looking for the crowd's approval to go up again. They cheer so he heads back to the corner, this time standing on the mat with his back to the turnbuckle. He runs out and does some acrobatic moves and goes for a Handspring Moonsault. As he launches himself and flips back, Teen Throb raises both knees and Psycho Dragon ribs land right on Teen Throb's extended knees. Psycho Dragon rolls around in pain. JOE: This should give Teen Throb a chance to recover.SKIPPY: Do you hear buzzing? I hear buzzing.JOE: All in your head. Or is it?Teen Throb and Psycho Dragon are both laid out for more than a minute. Teen Throb is up first and holding his tire burnt face. He heads for the next corner pole. Psycho Dragon is up and right behind him. Teen Throb starts climbing the shaky pole. Psycho Dragon grabs hold of the thin pole and starts climbing up right alongside Teen Throb. They both reach the top with a bee hive hanging directly above their heads. Teen Throb and Psycho Dragon exchange blows trying to knock each other down. When that fails they each take turns swatting the very active bee hive with their hands. The hive swings back and forth. Eventually Teen Throb and Psycho Dragon hit it one too many times and it breaks free of the wire holding it to the top of the pole. The hive flies through the air and lands right in Skippy Mohophosite's lap behind the broadcast table. SKIPPY: No! Get them away from me!JOE: Don't panic. Bees can smell fear.This warning comes too late. The bees have all left the hive and attacked Skippy. He tries desperately to swat them away. Skippy drops to the ground moaning as the bee venom courses through his veins. Back inside the ring, or rather hanging above the ring, Teen Throb and Psycho Dragon are still fighting it out. Their weight mixed with constant movement causes the pole to break. They both come crashing down to the mat below. They bounce as their bodies hit the mat. Both use all their strength to get moving again, although the best they can muster is a crawl toward the remaining 2 corners with bee hives. Teen Throb reaches his first. He very slowly starts climbing the pole, having trouble keeping a grip. Psycho Dragon is not too far behind as he starts to very weakly shimmy up the other pole. They both reach the top. Teen Throb cautiously reaches above the noisy bee hive and detaches the wire hanging it from the pole. Psycho Dragon is watching this from the other corner and uses the same strategy. Teen Throb is already climbing down the pole safely handling the wire and not the hive itself. Psycho Dragon swipes the wire but loses his grip. His bee hive falls all the way down to the mat. JOE: Psycho Dragon just lost his hive! This isn't looking good for him! Any thoughts on this, Skippy?SKIPPPY: Zzzumm blabla erghna thammmmmnuh.JOE: For those wondering, Skippy's face has swollen drastically, and he's on the verge of losing consciousness. Too bad Rev and Gladiator cut the first aid budget.Psycho Dragon drops all the way down from the top of the pole hoping to grab the fallen hive in time, but Teen Throb reaches him first. Teen Throb swings the hive like a ball on a chain and cracks it against Psycho Dragon's skull. Psycho Dragon goes down. A crack appears in the hive and several bees start to fly out and swarm around Psycho Dragon. Teen Throb swings the hive again and cracks it a second, third, and fourth time against Psycho Dragon, who is now on his back and covered in bees. Teen Throb breaks the hive open and stands back watching the bees devour Psycho Dragon...... only Psycho Dragon doesn't seem affected. He stands up as normal as ever and brushes the bees off his costume. JOE: I don't believe it. The bee stingers couldn't penetrate his costume! He's covered from head to toe in that costume. Face protection and all. Psycho Dragon is unaffected. You should have worn something like that, Skippy.Teen Throb is shocked by this. Psycho Dragon walks up to the hive that fell from his pole and boots it like a soccer ball. It flies right into Teen Throb and breaks open as Teen Throb falls down. Teen Throb is instantly covered by bees as he falls over the top rope and down to the floor below. Teen Throb shoos bees away left and right as he runs down the aisle. Large red marks appear all over his exposed flesh. Teen Throb runs straight out the exit door and Psycho Dragon raises his hands in victory. Winner: Psycho Dragon JOE: The upsets continue in SWA. Last week Teen Throb upset the reigning SWA Champion, and now Psycho Dragon upsets Teen Throb.**As Psycho Dragon celebrates while heading back down the aisle, he's stopped at the top of the ramp by CHIP PEKURNY! Chip is still sniffling as he holds a loose dog leash. Chip has a mic in his hand.**CHIP PEKURNY: Who's going to bring back Trousers, huh? Who's going to bring back my dead dog, Trousers the Schnauzers?R.I.P.Trousers the Schnauzers
2006-2010 CHIP PEKURNY: As the richest, and therefore most important ma in SWA, I demand a public apology. Get down on your knees and beg for my forgiveness!**There's a silence in the crowd. Chip is standing toe to toe with PsyDrag.**CHIP PEKURNY: What do you have to say for yourself? Speak up you dog killer. What do you say now?**Psycho Dragon is shaking his head almost remorsefully. He grabs the mic from Chip.**PSYCHO DRAGON: Oops.**Psycho Dragon tosses the mic against Chip and walks away. Chip is furious and he jumps Psycho Dragon from behind. They fight it out at the top of the ramp as the show begins to fade out.**JOE: What a show. Two title matches have been set for Apocalypse Now, and the saga of the dead dog continues. We'll see you in 2 weeks at Apocalypse Now 2010. Goodnight. |
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