Post by Teen Throb on Jul 24, 2010 8:23:39 GMT -6
Baby, baby come back to me
Will I ever be free
Baby come back to me.
Baby come back to me.
Will I ever be free
Baby come back to me.
Baby come back to me.
{-- Watch Out finishs up the final song of their encore. An auditoreum full of screaming horny girls try to rush the stage as security guards hold them back. Front man Teen Throb stands in front of all the other guys and speaks into his mike. --}
TT- Thank you ladies and gentleman. Before we go let me introduce you to the group. I am the great and sexy leader Teen Throb.
{--All the girls go nuts. Teen Throb pauses and waves his hands like he wants more applause. --}
TT- That's what I like to hear. Well goodnight everyone.
{-- Teen Throb moonwalks off the stage leaving the other band members frustrated behind him. The camera pans to the side showing each one storming off one at a time. First Jeery then Jack then Jaswinder. Jaswinder grabs a manequin wearing a JJ tshirt and drags that off the stage behind him. --}
Jaswinder- Thanks again. When you say you're going to introduce the group we all figured that meant more than yourself.
TT- Didn't I introduce you boys?
Jerry- No. Again.
TT- I'm sorry. You really think it matters through? This was the second concert this week where we put that JJ manequin on stage and still nobody has noticed that he's not really here.
Jack- I still think we should have postponed the tour until we find JJ.
TT- We filed the police report. What more do you want to do?
Jack- I don't know. Maybe spend some more time looking for him.
TT- Nah. I'd rather get paid. Next stop on the Watch Out reunion tour is good old Philippines. That's the capital of Manilli.
Jaswinder- You mean Manila not Manilli. And Phillipines is the country not the city. You might want to learn these things before you insult an entire nation. We don't want a repeat of the 'Hello Norwegia' incident.
TT- You think you're so smart just cause you know the name of the country. If I was an Indian I'd know how to speak Norwegian too.
Jaswinder- What does being Indian have to do with it?
TT- What doesn't being an Indian have to do with it? On that topic, while we're out there in Phillipines can you translate for me?
Jaswinder- Read my lips. I-AM-INDIAN-NOT-FILIPINO-THEY-ARE-TWO-DIFFERENT-COUNTRIES-AND-ETHNICITIES-YOU-RACIALLY-IGNORANT-BOOB.
TT- Fine, if you don't want to do it just hook me up with one of your cousins to translate. I'm on a mission while we're out there. I've heard that Ian DeTornado is the hottest celebrity in the country. I intend to knock him off his pedestal and steal his Filipino fan base. He thinks he's so hot just cause he won the SWA title and has 1,000,000 followers on Twitter while I only have 832,000. I've had it in for Ian ever since he snubbed my latest single on his show.
Jerry- You mean our latest single.
TT- What's with you guys and your egos lately? You think it's all about you? Just get over yourselves and pack for the trip to Manilli.
Jack- Is that a no to looking for JJ?
TT- Time to read my lips. Nobody cares about JJ. He's not even old news. He was always expendable. We'll bring the manequin on stage for a few m,ore shows and then have JJ declared legally dead. None of our fans care about JJ.
{-- One day later Watch Out step off the plane in Manila. There are hundreds of fans waiting for them. They're being held back by armed guards. Teen Throb steps off the plane and swivels his hips for the girls. He holds his ear out to hear the screams. --}
TT- Who'se more popular than Ian DeTornado now?
Crowd- We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ!
{-- Teen Throb sticks his finger in his ear to clear it out. He listens again. --}
Crowd- We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ!
TT- Where's that translator? Does JJ mean Teen Throb in their language?
Jaswinder- I don't think so.
TT- You sure? I think I read somewhere that's how my name translated.
Jaswinder- I think it'sa better bet that's how JJ's name translated.
TT- You're talkin nonesense. We already established that nobody cares about JJ. He's replacement. He's expendable., He's just as worthless as Jack.
Jack- Hey.
TT- I'm sorry I just thought it was time you heard the truth.
Jaswinder- Listen to those people. They want JJ. What are you going to do about it?
{-- Teen Throb holds his cool. He walks back into the plane. A few seconds later he steps out holding the manequin wearing the JJ shirt. --}
Crowd- We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ! We want JJ!
TT- Something's not working here.
Jerry- It's time to face it. The people want JJ. If we don't find JJ we're going to booed off the stage tonight.
TT- So much for surpassing Tornado's popularity in his native country. This is all JJ's fault.
Jack- This is all your fault. Lets just get out of here before these fans rip us apart.
TT- I will not leave this country until I am the declared the most popular celebrity in the country. If it takes delivering JJ to them then that's what I'm going to do.
Minutes from showtime
{-- A local TV reporter is set up in front of the arena. Even from outside the chants of We Want JJ are still audible.--}
Mr. Reporter- We are moments away from the concert event of the year. JJ and The Watch Outs will be taking the stage in front of a sold out crowd here. Recent online polls show JJ and the Watch Outs to be second in popularity in this country only behind our national treasure Ian DeTornado Ianzki the famous wrestler and DJ.
{-- Teen Throb tips the TV over in rage. --}
TT- JJ and the Watch Outs? How dare they treat me like some expendable, replaceable worthless back up singer.
Jerry- The nerve of them.
TT- Enough with the sarcasm. If I can't leave this country more popular than Tornado then my band will leave this country more popular than Tornado. Is JJ ready for the show?
{-- The makeup girl steps away from a 40 something Filipino man with a goatee. --}
The New JJ- How do I look?
TT- Kind of like a 40 something Filipino with a goatee.
Jaswinder- We're doomed.
TT- Keep some optimism. These fans have only seen the old Watch Out videos. They have to understand that people change over time. I bet they'll have no idea that this isn't the real JJ.
Moments later being chased from the arena by an angry mob
TT- Leave us be! Take The new JJ! This deception was his idea alone!
The New JJ- Ahhhhhh!!!!
{--The angry mob catches up with the new JJ and someone stabs him in the back with a pitchfork. He hits the ground screaming and is soon trampled and piled on by the mob. Teen Throb and the rest of the group are a few feet ahead and they dive into their limo. Angry fans climb on top as the limo driver floors it. Fans grab the bumper and are dragged half a block before the driver is finally able to shake them off. --}
TT- I guess they were pretty upset about us replacing JJ.
Jaswinder- It didn't help that you started off the show saying 'Hello Norwegia'
TT- Anyone have a internet access on their cell? I need to know how we're rated now. Are we still second place at least?
{-- Jack searches online with his blackberry. His jaw drops as he finds the online popularity poll. --}
Jack- We're 5% lower than former president Gloria Arroyo and Adolf Hitler.
TT- Leave it up to the Phillipines to idolize a talentless DJ like Tornado and reject me. Do they forget that a few weeks ago I beat the unbeatable SWA champion in a tag team match?
Jaswinder- You pinned Kryptochild when everyone else was distracted.
TT- And Kryptochild was Ian Tornados partners. That means I beat Tornado. Maybe the fans will come around when I pin him myself tomorrow night. This could be my final stop before I win the extreme combat title. Since I'm more or less a shoe in for that belt this should be considered champion vs champion tomorrow. I will not have my reputation damaged by a loss to him. After tomorrow Tornado's fans will join team Teen Throb. His fame is nothing more than a flash in the pan. I'll show him what a real celebrity is made of.