Post by Sedition: The Rev on Jul 11, 2010 22:28:11 GMT -6
PRESENTS
Live from
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY, USA
**The show opens in the loading dock area behind the Sun National Bank Center Arena in Trenton, New Jersey. SWA owners and General Managers, The Rev and Gladiator, are impatiently pacing back and forth.**
GLADIATOR: We're running out of time. He's supposed to be here by now.
REV: Relax. The main event is the last match of the night. We still have time.
**Rev and Gladiator hear some foot steps in the distance. Michael Saint is slowly approaching them.**
SAINT: Did you lose your contender.
REV: Of course not. Our contender just hasn't arrived yet. He'll be here, and by the end of the night the SWA Championship will be in The Sedition's hands. No thanks to you since you vetoed our proposal to give Gabreal Martin the title shot.
SAINT: It's because he's been out of action for over a month with everything from an in grown toe nail to the bubonic plague. Or so he says.
REV: And he still has the courage and strength to cut short his recovery to appear here tonight. Isn't that what Championship contenders are made of?
SAINT: Not the words I would use to describe him. Ian DeTornado better be getting a fair shake tonight. I don't want any underhanded tactics to try and steal his title away. So who's this mystery opponent you've selected for Tornado tonight? Victor Hades? James Chambers?
GLADIATOR: Lets just say this man is a monster of a contender. This must be him.
**A semi truck slowly backs into the loading dock area. A huge enclosed trailer moves closer and closer to the dock before coming to an abrupt stop. Rev, Gladiator and Saint all wait as the driver exits his truck, walks around the back of the trailer and swings open the trailer doors. Nothing can be seen through the fog pouring out of the back of the trailer. A silhouette of a huge rippled man can be seen taking giant steps to the edge of the trailer. He emerges from the fog. It's none other than...
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LOU FERRIGNO!!!
**That's right! It's world famous bodybuilder and former star of 70s television phenomenon The Incredible Hulk, the one and only Lou Ferrigno.**
FERRIGNO: Geez, you guys promised my agent a limo! What kind of lousy transportation is this?
REV: Excuse me? That's the 2011 ICD Cargo Container, the limousine of transport trailers.
GLADIATOR: Forget about the trailer. You're not what we ordered. Show us the Hulk!
SAINT: You guys booked The Incredible Hulk against the SWA Champion?
REV: Darn right we did! And if “someone” expects to get paid, “someone” is going to hulk out for us.
FERRIGNO: Right. My agent told me it was one of those gigs. Just give me one second.
**Lou Ferrigno rips off his shirt and snaps his fingers. An assistant comes forward from the back of the trailer holding a can of spray paint. The assistant begins to spray down Lou Ferrigno's body from head to toe with green paint. Within seconds he transforms into....
A guy kind of spray painted to look like The Incredible Hulk........
REV: Uh.............. not exactly what we were expecting.
**Michael Saint is openly laughing at Rev and Gladiator.**
SAINT: I can see you guys have your hands full with............ The Incredible Hulk here. I'll leave you alone now. I look forward to the main event.
**Saint walks away. Rev and Gladiator are shaking their heads.**
FERRIGNO: Just so you know, I can only wear the paint for 30 minutes at a time. I break out in a major rash otherwise.
GLADIATOR: We have some serious work to do here.
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MAIN EVENT
SWA CHAMPIONSHIP
IAN DE TORNADO
-vs-
LOU FERRIGNO??
EXTREME COMBAT QUALIFYING MATCH
TEEN THROB
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
TAG TEAM MATCHT
GOT MILK?
-vs-
BRYCE BRIDGES & DANNY O'CALLAHAN
REGULAR MATCH
GABREAL MARTIN
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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MAIN EVENT
SWA CHAMPIONSHIP
IAN DE TORNADO
-vs-
LOU FERRIGNO??
EXTREME COMBAT QUALIFYING MATCH
TEEN THROB
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
TAG TEAM MATCHT
GOT MILK?
-vs-
BRYCE BRIDGES & DANNY O'CALLAHAN
REGULAR MATCH
GABREAL MARTIN
-vs-
DUKE WALLACE
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**The fans inside the arena are on their feet going absolutely nuts as the show officially begins. Skippy Mohophosite and Joe Aiello stand at ringside. A loud and obnoxious group of protester take up the entire front row behind Joe and Skippy. They hold picket signs reading “Free Joe Aiello”. Joe has a smile on his face as they chant those words.**
JOE: It's good to have supporters.
SKIPPY: Protesters are stupid. People encouraging protesters are even more stupid.
JOE: They're just showing their support in my cause to be freed from this ridiculpus contract SWA has me under.
SKIPPY: If you didn't want to be sold into slavery, you should have read your contracts a little closer.
JOE: With the “Free Joe Aiello” campaign growing, it will only be a matter of time before Rev and Gladiator feel the pressure and let me go in peace.
SKIPPY: I wouldn't count on it.
**Skippy pulls out a respirator mask and places it over his face. Joe looks confused. Suddenly a team of armed guards come out aiming some type of weapons at the protesters.**
PROTEST LEADER: We will not be silenced!
**One of the guards shoots off his weapon and some type of gas explosion hits the protesters. They're surrounded by the gas and all of them begin to scream and choke. Soon the gas spreads and starts to effect the 2nd, 3rd 4th row, etc. All of the protesters, and a good chunk of the floor seaters in the section are on the ground gasping for air. Others run frantically for the exits. Joe Aiello is coughing lightly as he covers his mouth with his t-shirt. His muffled voice can be heard through the cloth.**
JOE: Great. Come to your next SWA live event, where Rev and Gladiator will gas 10% of the audience before the opening bell.
SKIPPY: It did the job at least. They have been silenced.
JOE: We'll allow the air to clear here.... (cough, cough) ..... and we'll be back after this commercial break with our opening match.
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JOE: We are back on Saturday Night Fever. Most of section 3-A have gotten past the vomiting fits and are now being treated by our paramedics, so now is as good a time as any to open up the show. As everyone already knows, Gabreal Martin has been dodging the challenges of Larsen Van Der Kamp for weeks now. Apparently he's finally in good health and ready to compete. It's just too bad Van Der Kamp isn't booked tonight.
SKIPPY: What a coincidence. I hadn't thought of that.
JOE: I'm sure you hadn't. Gabreal is back in action, and about to take on “The Supremacist” Duke Wallace.
Gabreal Martin -vs- Duke Wallace
"What We Need is a Hero" begins to play and the lights go out. One lone spotlight shines on and off as the slow drum beat pounds. As the music kicks in the lights come up with a flash of pyros, and Duke Wallace appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He raises one arm high, pausing with his eyes closed as the pryos die out. Duke walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face and his shoulders and arms puffed out, clearly trying to show off his arms. Duke completely ignores the boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope and poses arrogantly as the lights in the arena all come back up.
VIRGIL: Introducing first, hailing from Vancouver, BC, Weighing in at 280 lbs, he is the alleged personal trainer to the stars, "THE SUPREMACIST" DUKE WALLACE!!!
The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived (Variations On A Shaker Hymn) by Weezer
Brief Entrance Description: The lights in the arena go black as The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived (Variations On A Shaker Hymn) by Weezer plays on the PA
"You try to play it cool like you just don't care
But soon I'll be playin' in your underwear
I'm like a mage with the magic spell
You come like a dog when I ring your bell
I got the money and I got the fame
You've got the hots to ride on my plane
You've given me all that I desire
Cuz down with me I'm takin' you higher"
A spotlight is shown on Gabe as he walks to the ring.
"I'm baddest of the bad
I'm the best that you've ever had
I'm the tops, I'm the king
All the girls get up when I sing
I'm the meanest in the place
Step up, I'll mess with your face
I don't care where you are
Look up and follow this star"
(Gabe gets in the ring posing for the crowd)
VIRGIL: And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 220 lbs, newly recovered from his ingrown toenail injury, "THE CHOSEN ONE" GABREAL MARTIN!!!
The bell rings as the two men lock up. Gabe shoves Duke back into the corner and begins to give him some knife-edge chops. Gabe throws Duke into the opposite corner and catches him clothesline. Duke stumbles forward as Gabe goes behind him and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Gabe stands and stomps on Duke. He picks Duke up and locks in an abdominal stretch. The ref checks on Duke as Gabe grabs the rope for leverage. Duke screams in pain as the ref looks up and Gabe lets go of the rope. The ref looks back down as Gabe grabs the rope again and pulls on the rope. The ref looks up and Gabe lets go of it. The ref looks down once again as Duke has almost passed out in pain. Gabe grabs the rope again as the ref looks up and catches him. The ref begins to count as Gabe refuses to let go. 1, 2, 3, 4, Gabe lets go.
AIELLO: I see Gabreal Martin is up to typical Sedition shortcuts as usual.
SKIPPY: He wasn't cheating. He was just using the ropes to keep the pressure of his injured toe.
As Duke lies on the mat, Gabe grabs him to pick him up. As he lifts him, Duke elbows him in the gut and stands. He hits Gabe with some hard punches to the head. Duke then bounces off the ropes and hits Gabe with a spear. Duke climbs up on to the top rope and grins.He drops down on Gabe with a leg drop from the top. Duke goes for the cover,
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Gabe kicks out. Duke pounds the mat in frustration as he stands and picks Gabe up. He throws Gabe to the ropes. As Gabe rebounds he nails Duke with a Flying Body Press. Gabe drops down on Duke with an elbow to the throat. Gabe goes for the cover,
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2...
Duke kicks out. Gabe picks him up and throws him to the corner. Gabe charges at him, and nails Duke with a Stinger Splash. Duke falls face first. Gabe rolls him over and goes for the cover. Gabe places his feet on the bottom, rope for leverage,
1...
2...
The ref looks up and catches Gabe with his legs on the rope. The ref breaks the count.
AIELLO: Why can't The Sedition ever fight fair?
SKIPPY: There's no one more fair in the ring than Gabreal Martin.
AIELLO: Skippy, you grow more and more delusional with each passing week.
Gabe, frustrated, picks Duke up for a powerbomb, but struggles to get Duke off the ground. Duke shoves Gabe back and starts nailing Gabe in the head with punches until Gabe falls to the ground. Duke picks Gabe up and whips him off the ropes. He catches Gabe with a Sidewalk Slam on the rebound. Duke bounces off the ropes and leaps in the air. He drops down on Gabe with a Big Splash and goes for the cover,
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2...
Gabe kicks out. Duke tries to pick Gabe up, but Gabe hits him with a Lowblow. Duke stumbles against the ropes and Gabe immediately gets up. He turns Duke around but Duke kicks him in the gut and picks him up in a chokeslam. Duke slams Gabe down to the mat hard. Duke goes for the cover,
1...
2...
Gabe gets his foot up on the bottom rope and the ref stops the count.
AIELLO: Close call there for Gabreal Martin. Duke Wallace was a split second away from a victory over the so called 'Chosen One'.
SKIPPY: Nah! Gabe's just taking a break. He's not really in any trouble, he's in complete control.
Duke picks Gabe up and places him on the top rope. Duke climbs up and delivers a Superplex. Duke stomps down on Gabe a couple of times, and then scales the top rope. He leaps off with a Frog Splash, but Gabe rolls out of the way. Duke crashes down on the mat. Both men are slow to get up on their feet. Gabe is up first. He runs towards Duk and attempts a Clothesline, but Duke ducks it. He grabs Gabe from behind and drops him down to the mat with a Reverse DDT. Duke rolls over onto him for the cover,
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2...
Gabe gets his shoulder up. Duke pounds the mat and stands.Duke begins to argue with the referee. While Duke is occupied with the ref, Gabe slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Gabe slides into the ring and shoves Duke from behind. The ref gets knocked out of the ring. Gabe nails Duke in the gut with the chair. He drops the chair on the mat and drives Duke's head into it with an Elevated DDT. Gabe kicks the chair out of the ring and goes for the cover. The ref climbs back in the ring to make the count,
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2...
Duke kicks out. Gabe goes to pick Duke up, but this time Duke hits him with a Lowblow. Duke picks him up and nails him with a jackknife powerbomb. Both men lie on the mat. They both appear exhausted. Duke crawls to the ropes and uses them to stand up. Once on his feet, Duke picks Gabe up and tosses him off the ropes. Gabe bounces back and Duke catches him with a Back Body Drop. Duke picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a Powerslam. Duke goes for the cover,
1...
2...
Gabe barely gets his shoulder up.
AIELLO: Another near fall. Duke Wallace has had Gabreal Martin hanging on by a thread all night.
Duke picks Gabe up and headbutts him. Duke then lifts Gabe up in a standing Suplex, and sets him up for DDT SUPREMACY. He hold Gabe up for 5 seconds, but Gabe shifts his weight and drops out of Duke's grasp. He lands on his feet behind Duke. Gabe hits Duke with an elbow to the lower back. He grabs Duke by the head and hits him with the KNOCK-OUT BLOW. Gabe hook both of Duke's legs for the cover,
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2...
3!!!
VIRGIL: Here is your winner, "The Chosen One" Gabreal Martin!!!
Gabreal celebrates his victory in the ring as his music plays. Suddenly his music cuts and "New Divide" by Linkin Park begins to play. Gabreal looks shocked and faces the entrance way. Larsen Van Der Kamp jumps the guardrail from behind and slides into the ring. Gabrealstill focuses on the entrance. Larsen grabs Gabe from behind and delivers a German Suplex. He mounts himself on top of Gabreal and lays into him with hard fists to the skull. Larsen pulls Gabe into the corner and leaps onto the top rope. He springs off and drops down on Gabreal with The Memory Remains. Larsen Van Der Kamp grabs a microphone and Gabreal rolls out of the ring. Gabreal stumbles down the aisle and rushes backstage. Larsen raises the mic as the fans cheer.
LARSEN:
"I told you Gabreal, you can't hide from me forever. I know that a sneak attack isn't my usual style, but it seems to be the only way that I can get your attention. I have waited long enough to get my hands on you. You and The Sedition seem to be doing everything that you can to avoid me, but I promise you, I will not go away. I will be like your shadow. Wherever you go, you can rest assured that I won't be far behind. I will attack you, again, and again, and again until I finally get my match with you."
The fans cheer. Larsen takes in the cheers for a brief moment.
LARSEN:
"You have said that you are The Chosen One, and you have your sight set on the SWA Championship. That is what makes me so determined to become Champion. I know that if I am champion, you will no longer ignore me. Your greed, and lust for gold in this business will force you into a confrontation with me. That is why I will stop at nothing to defeat Ian DeTornado at Apocalypse Now, and become the new SWA Champion."
Larsen gets a mixed reaction from the fans. Some seem to be in Tornado's camp, other in Larsen's.
LARSEN:
"To The Sedition, I offer one more promise. I will be watching closely tonight. I can only assume that your main event tonight will be another one of your desperate attempts to rob the Tornado of his Championship, and I assure you, I will not let that happen. I will not stand by and let a worthy champion be robbed of the title he earned. So, no tricks this time gentlemen. If I think for one second that the match is not playing out fairly, I will come and put things right. The Sedition's underhanded tactics must stop, and I am here to make sure that they do."
Larsen drops the microphone. He steps out of the ring and exits the stage as "New Divide" plays.
SKIPPY: Larsen Van Der Kamp wasn't supposed to be here tonight.
JOE: Which is probably the only reason Gabreal Martin showed up.
SKIPPY: Right. I mean no. I mean Van Der Kamp should be escorted out of the building immediately.
JOE: He's done what he came to do. Embarrass Gabreal Martin. I suppose he's interested to see what The Sedition will do with this main event. They missed their opportunity to get the title shot at Apocalypse Now against Tornado. Van Der Kamp has that now. The only reason they booked this ridiculous main event was to try and steal the title before Van Der Kamp can.
SKIPPY: The Hulk will be ready.
JOE: We'll see about that.
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**We return backstage, where Rev and Gladiator are standing over Lou Ferrigno, who has been strapped down to a chair.**
GLADIATOR: You're going to give us what we want. We didn't book a 58 year old weight trainer to take the SWA Championship off Tornado, we booked The Incredible Hulk. Now you're going to give us what we want, whether you like it or not.
**Lou Ferrigno sighs and shakes his head.**
FERRIGNO: I tried to tell you, I am an actor. Can you please untie me?
GLADIATOR: Not a chance. We need someone monstrous enough to take out the SWA Champion, Ian DeTornado. If you're unwilling to hulk out willingly, we'll try a different approach.
**Gladiator steps aside and Rev approaches Lou Ferrigno. He holds up two detonators. One in his right hand and the other in his left. There are picture taped to the detonators.**
REV: Exhibit A, your loving wife.
**Rev gestures to the picture in his right hand of an adult female.**
REV: Currently strapped to a dozen barrels of gasoline rigged to explode at the push of this detonator button. Exhibit B...
**Rev gestures to the picture in his left hand of 3 young children ranging from the ages of 5-10.**
REV: Your precious children, none of them old enough to cross the street on their own, but all old enough to explode along side the 1000 pounds of C4 that this detonator is wired to. You want to see them alive again, then show us The Hulk.
FERRIGNO: Okay, hold on a second. All of my kids are grown up and moved out. I've never seen those ones before.
**Rev and Gladiator walk across the room and huddle together for a few moments. They're whispering back and forth. They soon come back to Lou Ferrigno. Rev holds the detonators up again.**
REV: Exhibit B......... Sssssssomeone elses kids, still rigged to 1000 pounds of C4.
GLADIATOR: You're sworn to protect the innocent. Hulk out and do something about it!
FERRIGNO: I think I need to talk to my agent.
**Rev and Gladiator walk away, looking very frustrated.**
GLADIATOR: We're not getting anywhere. You know what we need to do?
REV: Find out whose kids we're about to blow up and see if they'll Hulk out for the main event?
GLADIATOR: No. We need THE DOCTOR!
REV: Doctor Who?
GLADIATOR: No. The other one. Doctor Rosen.
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**We return to Joe and Skippy at ringside.**
JOE: Oh please God no!
SKIPPY: She's a doctor. How much damage can she do?
JOE: Remember your pet hamster?
SKIPPY: Little Snouts?
JOE: God rest her soul. God rest her soul.
**Skippy wipes something from his eye.**
SKIPPY: Excuse me. I need to be alone for a few minutes.
**Skippy sniffles, throws down his headset and runs out of the shot.**
JOE: Won the argument and got rid of Skippy. It doesn't get any better. We'll be back after this.
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**We return from the commercial break. Joe is about to start talking when Skippy returns, with a smile on his face.**
JOE: Didn't you want to be alone to mourn the loss of your hamster?
SKIPPY: Yes. But I ran into some groupies backstage. I'm in a much better mood now. By the way, I borrowed your dressing room for the commercial break.
JOE: I don't have a dressing room.
SKIPPY: I meant I borrowed your Sunfire for the commercial break.
JOE: Oh for the love of............. Can't any of you leave my Sunfire alone?
SKIPPY: Stop worrying about it. You're eating up the air time. Bruce Bridget is making his return next.
JOE: That's Bryce Bridges, and you should start paying more attention to him. Ever since he's come back he's had quite a grudge against your bosses in The Sedition.
SKIPPY: What did they ever do to him?
JOE: Held him back professionally, left promises unfulfilled, mocked him endlessly, attacked him on several occasions, had him detained in North Korea for espionage.
SKIPPY: Compared to how they treat you, Bruce got off easily.
JOE: That's Bryce! And Rev and Gladiator aren't the only ones on his hit list. After his little run in with Got Milk last week, I'm expecting abit of a blood bath tonight. Bryce won't even be on his own. He has Danny O'Callahan's help. That's two very intimidating and violent men vs some guys wearing cow suits.
SKIPPY: Sounds like good odds. I'll take the cows.
JOE: It's a bet.
Bryce Bridges & Danny O'Callahan -vs- Got Milk?
(We open in the ring where we see Got Milk?)
The opening of the song starts as the lights turn green and pink. As a guitar starts to screech the lights slowly turn to black and red. As the song slowly builds up the lights turn completely to those evil colors as the singer begins the song.
"I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words.
And, I don't really care. Which side wins.
As long as the room keeps singing, that is the business I'm in."
As those words are sung, Bryce walks out onto the stage. He looks into the camera with unforgiving, cold eyes, not showing and ounce of emotion, other than that of painful memories and hurtful intensions. As the bridge starts up, Bryce begins to walk, all while being greeted with large amounts of cheers and open hands for high fives, something Bryce did before his absence. Bryce walks past without looking away from the ring. Once at the ring, he climbs onto the apron and gets in the ring. At this time, the song has hit the chourus and the fans are all singing along to the catchy tune. Bryce goes to the center of the ring and gets to one knee. At this point Bryce looks straight at the camera. He keeps this position as he awaits the referee's directions on what corner to go to for the upcoming match-up.
As his music starts to play, green lights starts to flash. Danny steps onto the stage and raises his hands in the air. He slowly walks to the ring. He slides in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.
SKIPPY: This will be an interesting match. O'Callahan and Bryce both have serious chips on their shoulders and dangerous mean streaks. Got Milkhave a collective IQ that barely hits double digits.
(The bell rings and we are underway. Bryce Bridges and Got Milk? Number One start off the match for their respective teams. We get a lock up and a go behind from One. One gets Bryce on the mat before he starts to slap the back of his head. One gets off Bryce and starts to jump around celebrating his big move as Bryce gets to his feet. One turns around into an arm drag from Bryce who right away locks him in The Jakked Hammerlock! One is trying to fight for the ropes, but Bryce has him in the center of the ring, but eventually Two gets in the ring and breaks up the hold by kicking Bryce in the head. Bryce picks up One who crawls between his legs and tags in Got Milk? Number Two. Two is in the ring and goes for Bryce who takes him overhead with a belly to belly suplex. Bryce goes over and tags in Danny O'Callahan. Danny is in the ring as Two gets to his feet and knocks him down with a clothesline. One comes in to help his partner, but gets a big boot that sends him over the top rope for his troubles. )
Joey: Danny looks good out there.
Skippy: He seems to work well with Bryce Bridges.
( Two is up and goes for a clothesline of his own on Danny who just rears back nailing him in the face with a big right hook. Two is up and gets a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Danny for his trouble. Danny goes over to Two who starts to beg him off, but Danny refuses. Two gets to his feet and goes to cheap shot Danny, but Danny catches his hand and gives him a powerslam. Two runs over to his corner holding his back and tags in One. One gets in the ring and starts to flex his muscles trying to intimidate Danny to know avail, because Danny just stands their laughing at him. One hits the ropes and goes for a shoulder block, but it has no effect on Danny. A second time with the same result. A third time with the same result. Looks like he is going for a fourth time, but instead he kicks Danny in the gut and goes for a suplex, but Danny is not going up. One keeps trying, but has no luck. Two runs in the ring and then the two men are able to take Danny over with a double team suplex. )
Skippy: Got Milk? with an awesome move!
Joey: By god they did something.
(Got Milk? are jumping around hugging one another to celebrate the awesomeness that they were able to do to their opponent together, but they do not notice that Danny is to his feet. Got Milk? turns around and get double clotheslines from Danny! Danny goes over to his corner and tags in Bryce Bridges. One is up and gets The BBTO! Bryce measures up Two as he gets to his feet and takes his head off with A Lariat! One his back to his feet and goes for a DDT, but Bryce with a Northern Lights BB-Plex! Bryce with a cover
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kickout by One! Two is back out on the ring waiting for a tag, but One is too far away and is not in any position to get to him. Bryce sets up One and End Game Lariat!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover by Bryce
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Two is in the ring to make the break up, but trips over the ropes getting in.
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Danny runs over and nails Two with The Southie Kick
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Winners: Bryce Bridges and Danny O'Callanhan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOE: The team of Danny O'Callahan and Bryce Bridges pick up the win over the cows of Got Milk. Their manager Captain Insanity won't be too happy with them for this.
SKIPPY: Bruce and O'Carnegie make a heck of a team, I'll give them that.
JOE: Skippy, I don't ask you to memorize names, moves, or anything else. All I ask is that you take the two seconds to read the names off the sheet in front of you before making a fool of yourself.
SKIPPY: So many better things to do with two seconds.
JOE: With that, Bryce Bridges is back in the game, and O'Callahan picks up his first win here in SWA. Got Milk............ are still mooing. Someone get them out of the ring.
**The idiotic duo of Got Milk roll around on the mat mooing as security pick them up and escort them away. The show heads to commercial.**
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW............