Post by Sedition: Gabreal Martin on Jul 9, 2010 11:10:05 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]Extreme Enough Episode 5[/glow]
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that saint nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
(The scene opens on a mall somewhere in Hollywood, California. We can pan around the area to see the remaining contestants on SWA's Extreme Enough Reality Show all dressed in Santa Claus outfits with confused looks on their faces. We can also see the host of the Extreme Enough Gabreal Martin along with his girlfriend Olivia Saint and his unwilling bodyguard Kryptochild.)
Gabreal Martin: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the hottest reality show on television today Extreme Enough I am your host the Chosen One Gabreal Martin.
Ebon: Isn't it the middle of summer?
Kryptochild: I was wondering the same thing.
Gabreal Martin: Yes it is, but we have something special planned for this episode.
Kryptochild: What the contestants will actually do something related to wrestling?
Gabreal Martin: No this is a special Christmas in July episode. You see all the crappy little stores like to have Christmas in July sales every year so this time I am going to use that. This week as you see all of the contestants are dressed up like Santa and will be giving away presents to children here in the mall.
Ebon: Where are the kids?
Gabreal Martin: You will have to walk up to random ones that walk by this area.
Kryptochild: Were not able to get anyone willing to be part of the show?
Gabreal Martin: Yes I was, but not for free. This way we randomly do this and it is free to use the children.
Kryptochild: Cheat bastard.
Gabreal Martin: Lets start the show!
(The first person to try their hands at this is Ebon he walks up to a little girl and gives them a gift.)
Kid 1: Thank you Santa.
Ebon: Ho ho ho you are welcome little girl.
Mother 1: Do not call my little girl a whore.
Ebon: I didn't.
Mother 1: I heard you you called her a hoe three times.
Ebon: I didn't ....awe whatever.
(Ebon leaves rolling his eyes.)
Gabreal Martin: Ebon did well I am happy for him up until the woman accused him of calling her daughter a whore then I laughed my ass off at him.
Ebon: Gabe is a douchbag.
The second person to try is the young lady Olivia Oil. The young man she gives the gift to starts to cry and she eventually kicks him in the groin!)
Mother 2: My God!
Gabreal Martin: You can't do that! That kid is like five years old.
Olivia Oil: He was being a brat! I was within my rights.
Mother 2: I am not going to stand for this! I am going to the police right now!
Gabreal Martin: Maam please we can handle this.
(The lady leaves unhappily.)
Gabreal Martin: I am so going to get sued now! I hope Rev and Gladiator do not find out about this.
Olivia Oil gets back and the next up is Nigel Adams)
Nigel Adams: Hello little girl I have something for you.
Kid 3: Mommy why is Santa talking funny.
Mother 3: I am not sure.
Nigel Adams: I am not talking funny I am English you stupid cunt.
Mother 3: Why I never. I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice and polite.
Nigel Adams: You got me confused with a Canadian I am English.
Mother 3: Englishia is in Canada somewhere I saw it on a map.
Nigel Adams: Get away from me you stupid cow.
(The mother leaves unhappy.)
Nigel Adams: This is why you should graduate from High School before you fucking have a child and not drop out.
Gabreal Martin: So wait he is not Canadian? I thought he was. Crap I told Rev I had a Canadian on the show that had a funny accent not an Englishmen that talked normal.
(The fourth contestant is Gina Roberts. She does not have to get out a present a kid runs up to her.)
Kid 4: Can I have that?
Gina Roberts: I am hot that is gift enough just to look at me and my hot body.
Kid 4: I want a toy.
Gina Roberts: Too bad this should be enough.
Mommy 4: Um my boy is 6 years old he does not care how good looking you are he wants a toy.
Gina Roberts: Fine then where is his dad I will make him thrilled especially after looking at you all the time.
Mommy 4: He is not here.
Gina Roberts: Well this was a waste of my time.
(Gina leaves.)
Gina Roberts: This why we need sex ed in schools right away. Little boys need to know how hot I am.
Olivia Saint: You know I should really kick her ass.
(Next up is Warrior)
Warrior: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid screams and runs away in tears.)
Warrior: What did I do?
Gabreal Martin: I hate that guy.
(Jason Holmes is next he has no issue and is able to give the gift to the kid before leaving.)
Gabreal Martin: Nice to know someone can do this right.
(Jimmy Johnson is next he walks up to a little girl who nails him in the groin!)
Kid 6: Mommy said to kick all old men who walk up to me.
Jimmy Johnson: I just wanted to give you a present
Kid 6: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid runs off.)
Gabreal Martin: His own fault I mean that is what happens when you look like those guys who are on Dateline all the time.
(Next up is Willie Lee who once again has no issue the kid is fine and so is he.)
Gabreal Martin: Another lawsuit averted!
Finally the last person is King X he walks up to a kid and pulls out a gun!)
King X: Ho ho ho mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid and his parents let out a scream and run away.)
Gabreal Martin: Jesus Christ! You can't do that in a public place! You can't have a gun here!
(He points the gun at Gabe)
King X: What you say to me bitch?
Gabreal Martin: Um nothing at all sir.
King X: That is what I thought.
Gabreal Martin: Did you see that he pulled a gun on me?
(All the contestants are back waiting to see who is eliminate, but a cop comes running up with the second child's mother.)
King X: I ain't goin back to prison!
Mother 2: That is her officer. She is the one who hit my child.
Olivia Oil: Get back I will kick you too.
Cop: Maam you already have assaulting a minor to your charge do not making assaulting an officer of the law part of it.
(Olivia is handcuffed and taken away.)
Gabreal Martin: Well at least we got this weeks eliminate out of the way without having to work at it.
(Fade)
bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
so I checked my phone and Santa had called.
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
so we all took flight but something was fishy.
he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
when we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
Gabreal Martin: Well the time has finally come hasn't it? I mean for a while now the fans of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance have been waiting for what is about to happen. You see after well over a month of making them wait I have decided that I would make my long awaited return to the ring. We all know how the story goes. Everyone has one thing on their mind when they think of me. They believe that I am a coward. They think that I am afraid of having to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp, but that is far from the case ladies and gentlemen. The first time that we were unable to have a match is because of how in demand that I am. I am the face of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance and as such I am in high demand. I get many many people calling me wanting me to make personal appearances on at their malls or on their television or radio shows every week. No one can really fault me for wanting to be on Jay Leno, because when you think about it I am only doing what was right for the federation and what was right for The Sedition itself. I mean I was on a nationally televised show. I was making everyone that worked for the Sedition Wrestling Alliance look like we were very important. I did what I did to make you all look like we were something different and something worth watching every week. I am sorry if no one else has the common sense to want to do that and do what is best for the federation instead of what is good for only him or herself. You are a bunch of selfish pricks in my opinion if you are unable to do the same thing.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then the second time that I was unable to have a match with Larsen Van Der Kamp was because of an injury. I could not help the fact that the next time that I was set to face the man that everyone wants to see beat my ass that I had to get surgery done on my ingrown toenail. I had one of the most serious and deadly injuries in the world of sports that I had to get taken care of. I mean you people once again show that you are selfish pricks by saying that I should have to get in the ring anyway. You did not care that I was in an intense amount of pain. I was barely able to walk before the surgery and only recently was I able to get rid of the crutches that helped me walk afterwards. The only thing I love more than this business is my lady Olivia Saint, but I am not going to risk getting a permanent injury just so you all can satisfy your bloodlust. It makes me sick to think that you all are wanting to see me never in a ring again. Now you all will never get to see your match ever, because I have a written excuse from Dr. Amy Rosen the resident doctor and psychologist of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance. She believes just like I do that all this wanting me to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp and wanting him to hurt me has out undo stress on my mental and emotional state. The fans along with Michael Saint have made me into a wreck. You were trying to force something on me that I had no need to do. I refuse to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp, but he is responsible for me not being World Champion right now. If the main event at Spring Breakdown was not a three way match I would have beaten Ian and I would be champion right now. I do not need to beat Larsen, because I have proven myself against him. I want Ian and I refuse to give any sort of match to Larsen until either I get my match with Ian for the title or somehow Larsen himself is able to win that belt.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: So this week I make my in ring return, but as you all know by now I am not going to have to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp. I am going to take on The Supremacist himself Duke Wallace. most people in my position might actually sort of worried right now. I mean I am just getting back after an injury and all so who knows I might have a bit of ring rust, that plus the fact that I am taking on pretty good sized boy in Duke Wallace and if it was anyone other than me the person would be worried about the match. However, I am not worried at all that much. I might be coming back after a horrific injury that nearly ended my career, but I am still in great ring shape. I guess that is the best thing about my in human ability to come backs so easily from an injury. As for the ring rust I am not worried about that either. I had some intense rehab for that injury where I worked as hard as I could. I was pushing my body past its limits and that is why I am still able to be ready for whatever match I was going to be put in. So you ask me if I am afraid of my match with Duke Wallace and I will tell you no I am not worried at all. You see for as big as Duke Wallace is he is just not that good. He has rarely ever won a match and the ones that he has won have not been that big. I mean he beat the new guy Danny O'whatever his name is, but really that is not an accomplishment, because he is a rookie here and anyone with a pulse could beat him. So Duke Wallace if you want to be able to say that you are on the same level as me or if you want to live up to your name as The Supremacist you are going to have to do something that is going to impress me. Until you do that you are just another nameless faceless clown that does not matter to anyone in this federation. I have to admit one thing and that is that I do like your attitude. I like the fact that you do not let the fact that you are not as good as most of the people in this federation prevent you from telling everyone that you are one of the best in the wrestling world today. I do some of that myself and all as you well know.
(He laughs.)
Gabreal Martin: The difference between when I say that Duke and when you say that is this, I am able to back it up. I am the man that should by all right be the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. My loss in this federation was, because I was screwed. The no contests are due to the same thing happening. I have beaten a man that really is a legend in this federation despite the fact that he is a no talent pretty boy in Teen Throb. He might suck, but the guy was intelligent enough to get a win in a tag team match over El Super Beasto. I once again admire the gumption that he has when he did that since it was obvious that his partner did not have the balls to do so himself. Yet another reason that I am above having to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp. Duke Wallace I would like to think that you would be like Teen Throb in that situation, but then again I do not think that you would ever be put in that situation, because you are not good enough to even be put in a ring against El Super Beasto let alone Ian DeTornado, because I mean come on we all know that you do not stand a chance against the guy in a real contest right? You are all talk and very little flash Duke. Where I back up my claims you are the one who usually fails to do so. Who can you blame for this? No one, but yourself. You are just another name here in SWA Duke. A body that is being put out there for me to beat. It looks like I have to fight my way into a title shot against Ian, but it will not take that long. Duke you should be afraid of me, because everyone else is. Ask Bryce Bridges the man that I ran off. He is back, but once he finds out that he will have to face me we both know he will run off again. Do I want you to just walk out on the match and say I win Duke? No, I don't. I want this match so I can show everyone just why I am the Chosen One of Rev and Gladiator. You will play the role of the poor soul that I will beat this week and you have no say in the matter.
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that saint nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
(The scene opens on a mall somewhere in Hollywood, California. We can pan around the area to see the remaining contestants on SWA's Extreme Enough Reality Show all dressed in Santa Claus outfits with confused looks on their faces. We can also see the host of the Extreme Enough Gabreal Martin along with his girlfriend Olivia Saint and his unwilling bodyguard Kryptochild.)
Gabreal Martin: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the hottest reality show on television today Extreme Enough I am your host the Chosen One Gabreal Martin.
Ebon: Isn't it the middle of summer?
Kryptochild: I was wondering the same thing.
Gabreal Martin: Yes it is, but we have something special planned for this episode.
Kryptochild: What the contestants will actually do something related to wrestling?
Gabreal Martin: No this is a special Christmas in July episode. You see all the crappy little stores like to have Christmas in July sales every year so this time I am going to use that. This week as you see all of the contestants are dressed up like Santa and will be giving away presents to children here in the mall.
Ebon: Where are the kids?
Gabreal Martin: You will have to walk up to random ones that walk by this area.
Kryptochild: Were not able to get anyone willing to be part of the show?
Gabreal Martin: Yes I was, but not for free. This way we randomly do this and it is free to use the children.
Kryptochild: Cheat bastard.
Gabreal Martin: Lets start the show!
(The first person to try their hands at this is Ebon he walks up to a little girl and gives them a gift.)
Kid 1: Thank you Santa.
Ebon: Ho ho ho you are welcome little girl.
Mother 1: Do not call my little girl a whore.
Ebon: I didn't.
Mother 1: I heard you you called her a hoe three times.
Ebon: I didn't ....awe whatever.
(Ebon leaves rolling his eyes.)
Gabreal Martin: Ebon did well I am happy for him up until the woman accused him of calling her daughter a whore then I laughed my ass off at him.
Ebon: Gabe is a douchbag.
The second person to try is the young lady Olivia Oil. The young man she gives the gift to starts to cry and she eventually kicks him in the groin!)
Mother 2: My God!
Gabreal Martin: You can't do that! That kid is like five years old.
Olivia Oil: He was being a brat! I was within my rights.
Mother 2: I am not going to stand for this! I am going to the police right now!
Gabreal Martin: Maam please we can handle this.
(The lady leaves unhappily.)
Gabreal Martin: I am so going to get sued now! I hope Rev and Gladiator do not find out about this.
Olivia Oil gets back and the next up is Nigel Adams)
Nigel Adams: Hello little girl I have something for you.
Kid 3: Mommy why is Santa talking funny.
Mother 3: I am not sure.
Nigel Adams: I am not talking funny I am English you stupid cunt.
Mother 3: Why I never. I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice and polite.
Nigel Adams: You got me confused with a Canadian I am English.
Mother 3: Englishia is in Canada somewhere I saw it on a map.
Nigel Adams: Get away from me you stupid cow.
(The mother leaves unhappy.)
Nigel Adams: This is why you should graduate from High School before you fucking have a child and not drop out.
Gabreal Martin: So wait he is not Canadian? I thought he was. Crap I told Rev I had a Canadian on the show that had a funny accent not an Englishmen that talked normal.
(The fourth contestant is Gina Roberts. She does not have to get out a present a kid runs up to her.)
Kid 4: Can I have that?
Gina Roberts: I am hot that is gift enough just to look at me and my hot body.
Kid 4: I want a toy.
Gina Roberts: Too bad this should be enough.
Mommy 4: Um my boy is 6 years old he does not care how good looking you are he wants a toy.
Gina Roberts: Fine then where is his dad I will make him thrilled especially after looking at you all the time.
Mommy 4: He is not here.
Gina Roberts: Well this was a waste of my time.
(Gina leaves.)
Gina Roberts: This why we need sex ed in schools right away. Little boys need to know how hot I am.
Olivia Saint: You know I should really kick her ass.
(Next up is Warrior)
Warrior: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid screams and runs away in tears.)
Warrior: What did I do?
Gabreal Martin: I hate that guy.
(Jason Holmes is next he has no issue and is able to give the gift to the kid before leaving.)
Gabreal Martin: Nice to know someone can do this right.
(Jimmy Johnson is next he walks up to a little girl who nails him in the groin!)
Kid 6: Mommy said to kick all old men who walk up to me.
Jimmy Johnson: I just wanted to give you a present
Kid 6: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid runs off.)
Gabreal Martin: His own fault I mean that is what happens when you look like those guys who are on Dateline all the time.
(Next up is Willie Lee who once again has no issue the kid is fine and so is he.)
Gabreal Martin: Another lawsuit averted!
Finally the last person is King X he walks up to a kid and pulls out a gun!)
King X: Ho ho ho mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The kid and his parents let out a scream and run away.)
Gabreal Martin: Jesus Christ! You can't do that in a public place! You can't have a gun here!
(He points the gun at Gabe)
King X: What you say to me bitch?
Gabreal Martin: Um nothing at all sir.
King X: That is what I thought.
Gabreal Martin: Did you see that he pulled a gun on me?
(All the contestants are back waiting to see who is eliminate, but a cop comes running up with the second child's mother.)
King X: I ain't goin back to prison!
Mother 2: That is her officer. She is the one who hit my child.
Olivia Oil: Get back I will kick you too.
Cop: Maam you already have assaulting a minor to your charge do not making assaulting an officer of the law part of it.
(Olivia is handcuffed and taken away.)
Gabreal Martin: Well at least we got this weeks eliminate out of the way without having to work at it.
(Fade)
bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
so I checked my phone and Santa had called.
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
so we all took flight but something was fishy.
he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
when we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
the dradles spinning in the hood
so meet me by the manura lets get drunk
Gabreal Martin: Well the time has finally come hasn't it? I mean for a while now the fans of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance have been waiting for what is about to happen. You see after well over a month of making them wait I have decided that I would make my long awaited return to the ring. We all know how the story goes. Everyone has one thing on their mind when they think of me. They believe that I am a coward. They think that I am afraid of having to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp, but that is far from the case ladies and gentlemen. The first time that we were unable to have a match is because of how in demand that I am. I am the face of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance and as such I am in high demand. I get many many people calling me wanting me to make personal appearances on at their malls or on their television or radio shows every week. No one can really fault me for wanting to be on Jay Leno, because when you think about it I am only doing what was right for the federation and what was right for The Sedition itself. I mean I was on a nationally televised show. I was making everyone that worked for the Sedition Wrestling Alliance look like we were very important. I did what I did to make you all look like we were something different and something worth watching every week. I am sorry if no one else has the common sense to want to do that and do what is best for the federation instead of what is good for only him or herself. You are a bunch of selfish pricks in my opinion if you are unable to do the same thing.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then the second time that I was unable to have a match with Larsen Van Der Kamp was because of an injury. I could not help the fact that the next time that I was set to face the man that everyone wants to see beat my ass that I had to get surgery done on my ingrown toenail. I had one of the most serious and deadly injuries in the world of sports that I had to get taken care of. I mean you people once again show that you are selfish pricks by saying that I should have to get in the ring anyway. You did not care that I was in an intense amount of pain. I was barely able to walk before the surgery and only recently was I able to get rid of the crutches that helped me walk afterwards. The only thing I love more than this business is my lady Olivia Saint, but I am not going to risk getting a permanent injury just so you all can satisfy your bloodlust. It makes me sick to think that you all are wanting to see me never in a ring again. Now you all will never get to see your match ever, because I have a written excuse from Dr. Amy Rosen the resident doctor and psychologist of the Sedition Wrestling Alliance. She believes just like I do that all this wanting me to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp and wanting him to hurt me has out undo stress on my mental and emotional state. The fans along with Michael Saint have made me into a wreck. You were trying to force something on me that I had no need to do. I refuse to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp, but he is responsible for me not being World Champion right now. If the main event at Spring Breakdown was not a three way match I would have beaten Ian and I would be champion right now. I do not need to beat Larsen, because I have proven myself against him. I want Ian and I refuse to give any sort of match to Larsen until either I get my match with Ian for the title or somehow Larsen himself is able to win that belt.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: So this week I make my in ring return, but as you all know by now I am not going to have to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp. I am going to take on The Supremacist himself Duke Wallace. most people in my position might actually sort of worried right now. I mean I am just getting back after an injury and all so who knows I might have a bit of ring rust, that plus the fact that I am taking on pretty good sized boy in Duke Wallace and if it was anyone other than me the person would be worried about the match. However, I am not worried at all that much. I might be coming back after a horrific injury that nearly ended my career, but I am still in great ring shape. I guess that is the best thing about my in human ability to come backs so easily from an injury. As for the ring rust I am not worried about that either. I had some intense rehab for that injury where I worked as hard as I could. I was pushing my body past its limits and that is why I am still able to be ready for whatever match I was going to be put in. So you ask me if I am afraid of my match with Duke Wallace and I will tell you no I am not worried at all. You see for as big as Duke Wallace is he is just not that good. He has rarely ever won a match and the ones that he has won have not been that big. I mean he beat the new guy Danny O'whatever his name is, but really that is not an accomplishment, because he is a rookie here and anyone with a pulse could beat him. So Duke Wallace if you want to be able to say that you are on the same level as me or if you want to live up to your name as The Supremacist you are going to have to do something that is going to impress me. Until you do that you are just another nameless faceless clown that does not matter to anyone in this federation. I have to admit one thing and that is that I do like your attitude. I like the fact that you do not let the fact that you are not as good as most of the people in this federation prevent you from telling everyone that you are one of the best in the wrestling world today. I do some of that myself and all as you well know.
(He laughs.)
Gabreal Martin: The difference between when I say that Duke and when you say that is this, I am able to back it up. I am the man that should by all right be the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. My loss in this federation was, because I was screwed. The no contests are due to the same thing happening. I have beaten a man that really is a legend in this federation despite the fact that he is a no talent pretty boy in Teen Throb. He might suck, but the guy was intelligent enough to get a win in a tag team match over El Super Beasto. I once again admire the gumption that he has when he did that since it was obvious that his partner did not have the balls to do so himself. Yet another reason that I am above having to take on Larsen Van Der Kamp. Duke Wallace I would like to think that you would be like Teen Throb in that situation, but then again I do not think that you would ever be put in that situation, because you are not good enough to even be put in a ring against El Super Beasto let alone Ian DeTornado, because I mean come on we all know that you do not stand a chance against the guy in a real contest right? You are all talk and very little flash Duke. Where I back up my claims you are the one who usually fails to do so. Who can you blame for this? No one, but yourself. You are just another name here in SWA Duke. A body that is being put out there for me to beat. It looks like I have to fight my way into a title shot against Ian, but it will not take that long. Duke you should be afraid of me, because everyone else is. Ask Bryce Bridges the man that I ran off. He is back, but once he finds out that he will have to face me we both know he will run off again. Do I want you to just walk out on the match and say I win Duke? No, I don't. I want this match so I can show everyone just why I am the Chosen One of Rev and Gladiator. You will play the role of the poor soul that I will beat this week and you have no say in the matter.
