Moooooooo! (Got Milk? vs. Bridges/O'Callahan)

[Captain Insanity]

Toronto, Canada
Tuesday 07/06/2010

- Both members of Got Milk? huddle around a laptop in the kitchen of Captain Insanity's apartment. One cow moo's and pokes at the other cow, urging him to hurry up. Cow #1 opens the laptop lid and powers it up, it soon becomes clear that Insanity has given them an old and outdated laptop as it takes forever to start-up. Finally, the Windows 2000 splash screen appears and several moments later the desktop and all it's icons appear. Got Milk? moo's in unison as they wait for the computer to finish starting up.

Cow #2 moo's for a long moment and Cow #1 opens the internet browser, he starts to quickly type and pound on the keyboard. The browser home page appears and reveals a collage of pornography. Cow #1 hangs his head sheepishly and navigates to the SWA Home page. Got Milk? click on the upcoming card; suddenly they break out into a chorus of excited moo's -

Cow #1: Mooooooooooo! MOooooooooooooooooooooOOOoooo!!! Moooo! Mooo! Moooo! Moo? Moooo.

Cow #2: Moooooo. Mooooo. MooooOOOOOooo!!!

- Got Milk? scroll down the list and double it check it again. They celebrate by giving each other a high five and running around the small kitchen. -

Cow #2: Mooooo moooo mooooooooo mooo?

Cow #1: Moooooo.

- Cow #2 runs out of the room and out the apartment door, Cow #1 sits down in front of the laptop. After a quick glance around the room he hits the browsers back button a few times and the home page appears again. -

Toronto, Canada
Wednesday 07/06/2010

- Captain Insanity is standing in line at the DMV, waiting to renew his drivers license when Cow #2 from Got Milk? barges through the door and over to Insanity, people in line behind him visibly annoyed, Insanity included. Cow #2 holds up the card line up and moo's proudly. Insanity grabs the match list and gives it a quick glance. -

CI: I'm sure it's a joke or a miss print. Rev and Gladiator know you're not real roster members.

Cow #2: Mooooo! Moooo!

CI: Alright, alright, calm down.

- People in the DMV stare at Insanity and the man in the cow costume. -

CI: I'm sure you're really booked in a match but I don't know why. Bryce took you both out last week. I'll talk to The Sedition and see what this is all about.

Cow #2: Moooo moo moooo mooooo moo moo.

CI: Okay, okay. I'll see about getting you a spot on the roster.

- Cow #2 jumps up and moo's with joy and runs out of the DMV office to tell Cow #1 the news. Insanity turns around and continues to wait.

Toronto, Canada
Wednesday 07/07/2010

- Got Milk? are in a small rundown gym, both men have sweatbands and training shorts on over their cow costumes. The two men are in the ring, practicing some moves. Captain Insanity walks in from another room, he climbs up on the ring apron and leans against the ropes. Got Milk? stops their training for a moment and stand in front of Insanity. -

CI: Ugh, I can't believe I'm actually going through with this.

- Cow #2 pushes Cow #1 and attempts to apply a sleeper hold but some how both men end up rolling around on the mat. Insanity steps inside the ring and gives each cow a kick; they quickly get back to their feet. -

CI: Look, if you're going to do this at least take it seriously. I know most of the world thinks this is a joke, but you know who isn't joking around? Bryce Bridges and that other guy in the match. They aren't going to let themselves loose to some idiots in cow costumes. They are going to bring their 'A' game well with you two, they'll probably only need their 'C' game. That O'Callahan guy had better bring his 'A' game because otherwise he may just actually end up with extending is losing streak by another week.

- Got Milk? both nod their heads in agreement.-

Cow #1: Mooooo moooooo mooooooo mooooooo mooooooooooo mooooooooo mooooooooo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.

CI: Yes I know you're not going to let Bryce get away with attacking you two last week. He's skilled but he's focused more on Sedition business than anything else and won't see your anger and fury coming when you step into the ring. You're sick of nobody taking you seriously and that's what you're going to do this week on Saturday Night Fever; you'll show the world you're the greatest tag team ever. Wait... greatest tag team ever? I dunno about that. Average at best, but either way.

Cow #2: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooooooo mooooo moo moo moo.

CI: Good point indeed. Bridges and O'Callahan have never worked together, but you two know each other very well. That should indeed work in your favour.

- Got Milk? give each other a high five and Insanity climbs out of the ring. -

CI: You two keep uh... training. I've got some more important things to do.

- Insanity walks away as Got Milk? shuffle around the ring, circling each other. -