SNF: Ottawa (6/26/10)

[Sedition: The Rev]

PRESENTS



Live from
OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA



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ONE WEEK AGO.....

**It's the day following the Minneapolis episode of Saturday Night Fever. Michael Saint looks at a sheet of paper in his hand. It reads

Paradise Springs Critical Care Hospital

An address is listed underneath it. Saint looks up from the paper and reads the sign of the building at that address. The sign reads

Paradise Springs Day Spa for the Severely Pampered

Saint shakes his head disapprovingly.**

SAINT: Day Spa? This is interesting. What are you up to, Gabe?

**Saint walks inside and starts wandering around. Judging by the looks of it, it clearly is a Day Spa and not a hospital. He continues to walk around until he hears some loud noise coming from a room in the back. He comes closer to the room and peaks inside. Through the door he can see a man who from behind looks similar to Gabreal Martin) on a Wii Balance Board playing Tony Hawk Ride on the Nintendo Wii. Next to him SWA Owners and General Managers The Rev and Gladiator are cheering him on. Sitting in a corner looking incredibly bored is the bodyguard Kryptochild.**

SAINT: Well well, what have we here?

**Rev and Gladiator turn around and find Saint staring at them. Gladiator quickly covers Gabreal Martin (or the guy who looks like him) with a coat and rushes him out of the room. Rev runs up to Saint waving his hands as a distraction.**

REV: Saint! Good to see ya. Would you like a turn on the Wii?

SAINT: I would, but I don't want to take Gabe's turn away.

REV: Gabe? I don't know what you were talking about. That wasn't Gabe. He's in his room recovering.

SAINT: Recovering?

REV: Yes.

SAINT: From his in grown toe nail surgery that you filled out this medical coverage form for.

**Saint holds up the paper he found the address with.**

REV: That's right.

SAINT: And you do realize that you wrote on this form that this was a Critical Care Hospital and on the sign it says Day Spa, right?

REV: Yeah, well they're going through a name change or something.

SAINT: Of course. And that wasn't Gabreal Martin I just saw?

REV: Ha! Are you kidding? With a serious injury like he has? No that was............... uh............. Hong-Bo.

SAINT: Hong-Bo? As in the 9 year old Asian kid who runs your child labor ring?

REV: Uh, yyyyyyyyyyyeah.

SAINT: Cause that looked an awful lot like a 6 foot tall white adult male.

REV: Your eyes must have been playing tricks on you. Or maybe it's just a growth spurt. You know how big 9 year old Asian kids can get. What do you want anyways?

SAINT: I came here first to try and expose a false medical insurance claim, which apparently I was totally off base with, if you catch my sarcasm. And secondly to inform you that you are in breach of contract.

REV: How so?

SAINT: Gabreal Martin's contract states that he will make no less than one competitive appearance a month. With all these lame excuses that have taken him out of action, which coincidentally all started with Lartsen Van Der Kamp tried to challenge him, he's been out of the ring for 30 days as of this next episode of Fever. So unless he appears, or finds a suitable replacement, I'll be forced to terminate his contract. I took the liberty of booking him in a tag team match. Gabreal Martin will team with Ian DeTornado to face Teen Throb and, you guessed it, Larsen Van Der Kamp.

REV: Well as luck would have it, The Sedition have lined up a suitable replacement.

SAINT: Who's that?

REV: Errrrr........... El Super............. Beasto. One of the all time great masked superstars in this sport. He's known the world over. Many titles, lots of success. He's agreed to fill in for Gabe.

SAINT: Can't wait to see him in action. And it had better not be Skippy in a mask, cause he's not a contracted wrestler. And don't even try using Marty Jannetty, cause I'll spot the mullet under the mask. Tell Gabe I hope he recovers soon.

**Saint walks out. Rev turns to Kryptochild who's still sitting miserably in the corner.**

REV: Guess what, Krypto? You're back in action. You're our new El Super Beasto.

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MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM MATCH

VAN DER KAMP & TEEN THROB
-vs-
IAN DE TORNADO & EL SUPER BEASTO


EXTREME COMBAT RULES

CAPTAIN INSANITY
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE



OTTAWA STREET FIGHT

DUKE WALLACE
-vs-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN




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**Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite are standing at ringside with a wild, crazy, and slightly intoxicated SWA crowd behind them.**

JOE: We are coming to you live from the Nations capital here in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Sad to say, Gabreal Martin has dodged a challenge for yet another week. Larsen Van Der Kamp and Teen Throb will face Ian DeTornado and Kryptochild in the main event.

SKIPPY: You mean El Super Beasto.

JOE: Skippy, we all know it's Kryptochild. We just saw it on TV.

SKIPPY: It's El Super Beasto! Geez, you don't have to spoil the illusion. You wanna tell all the kids in the crowd that Santa Claus isn't real too?

**Behind Skippy, a little girls eyes get wide and fill with tears.**

LITTLE GIRL: Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!

**The little girl breaks down in tears. Her father scoops her up and consoles her, while giving Skippy the evil eye.**

SKIPPY: Oops.

JOE: Good job, Skippy. Besides our main event, we also have an Extreme Combat Rules match between Captain Insanity and the senile “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne.

**In the background the girl continues to cry.**

SKIPPY: Good thing I didn't tell her that the Easter Bunny is a corporate creation to sell chocolate.

LITTLE GIRL: WAAHHHHH!!!!

**The little girl cries even louder.**

SKIPPY: Sorry! Sorry!

JOE: To start the show off, we have what's sure to be a match filled with disaster. Duke Wallace and Danny O'Callahan in an Ottawa Street Fight.

SKIPPY: Just stop me if you think I'm about to let slip that Barack Obama is a plant from an evil alien race looking to take over the world.

LITTLE GIRL: WAHHHHHHH!!! Say it's not true, Daddy! Say it's not true!

JOE: Now that Skippy has stolen a generations Childhood dreams, we'll go to our opening match. We go live to the “MEAN STREETS” of Ottawa, where “ The Supremacist” Duke Wallace and Danny “Fighting Irish” O'Callahan are standing by.

Danny O'Callahan -vs- Duke Wallace

Duke Wallace and Danny O'Callahan stand toe to toe on the steps of parliament. They stare each other down briefly, a crowd of pedestrians start to form around the wrestlers. Danny O'Callahan makes the first move with a swinging right hand, but Wallace hit him with a quick jab. O'Callahan's head snaps back and Wallace hits him with a few chops to the chest. He forces O'Callahan back into the crowd of fans. Wallace dropkicks O'Callahan to the chest sending him crashing into the group of fans behind him. The fans hold up O'Callahan and push him back into the fight.

JOE: Can it really be called fair when fans get involved in the match attacking O'Callahan?

SKIPPY: There are enough Duke Wallace haters out there that he'll get hit a few times too. It all evens out.

Danny O'Callahan stumbles towards Wallace, he grabs O'Callahan by the head and delivers a Snap Suplex. O'Callahan's lands on the hard stone steps. Wallace climbs on top of O'Callahan and unloads a series of rights and lefts to his face. Wallace grabs O'Callahan on each side of his head and begins bashing his head against the steps.

JOE: Leave it up to SWA talent to glorify brutality enough to leave blood smears on the steps on the Parliament building.

Wallace lets up on him for a moment. He stands up and pulls O'Callahan to his feet and leads him down the street. Wallace walks O'Callahan half way down the street before slamming his head into a light post. Wallace grabs O'Callahan again and leads him further down the street, he whips O'Callahan into a nearby newspaper stand. O'Callahan's weight knocks the stand over as he crashes into it. Wallace picks up the newspaper stand and drops it on O'Callahan.[/color]

SKIPPY: They'll print anything these days. Ha! Get it?

JOE: I get it.

O'Callahan takes his time getting to his feet. O'Callahan shoves the box aside and tackles Wallace to the ground. Even though he's still gasping for air, he lands a flury of punches. Wallace pushes O'Callahan off and both men get back to their feet. O'Callahan wraps his arms around Wallace's body and applies a Bear Hug, squeezing the life out of him. Wallace struggles to catch a breath. Wallace fights the hold, O'Callahan delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex, sending Wallace through a glass bus shelter. Wallace rolls around in the pile of broken glass.

JOE: Ohhh! He'll be picking those pieces out for weeks.

O'Callahan bends down to pull Wallace to his feet, but Wallace rolls him into a small package and the ref does for the count.

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Kickout.

O'Callahan manages to get a shoulder up. Wallace gets up, brushing glass off of himself. Wallace kicks O'Callahan in the gut and DDT's him into the shattered glass. O'Callahan gets up, a peice of glass in his hand. He swings wildly at Wallace, who instictively backs away. O'Callahan swipes again at Wallace and catches his shirt, ripping it. Wallace kicks the shard of glass from the hand of O'Callahan.

JOE: THAT was a close one.

Wallace hits O'Callahan with a hard right hook and follows it up with a facebreaker. Wallace drops a leg on the prone O'Callahan. Wallace scoops O'Callahan back up and a puts him in a tortue rack. The ref checks on O'Callahan, asking if he gives up. O'Callahan refuses to quit and struggles against the hold as Wallace applies more pressure.

SKIPPY: There's that Fighting irish spirit.

The ref checks O'Callahan again. Wallace turns the Torture rack into a fallaway slam. Wallace kicks O'Callahan a few times before setting him up for the DDT Supremacy onto the pile of glass.

JOE: That's his finisher! Is this it?

Wallace makes the cover and the ref counts.

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Winner: Duke Wallace

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(We open up backstage where we see Gabreal Martin talking with Olivia Saint.)

Olivia: You are so brave.

Gabreal: I know I am. I mean this injury could be career shortening, but I am not going to let it hold me back.

(Michael Saint enters the area.)

Michael: It would be more inspiring if he was not faking the entire thing.

Gabreal: I do not know what you are thinking. You see me here I am using crutches for a few more days and then I will be able to get in the ring again and I will once again be on top of SWA.

Michael: Well only good thing about you being gone is you were unable to be number one contender.

Gabreal: Right thanks a lot.

Michael: Well let me be first to say welcome back after your brief hiatus and tell you that you will soon be taking on Larsen Van Der Kamp.

Gabreal: No I won't. I can't take him on.

Michael: You are able to wrestle so he will be your opponent.

Gabreal: No he won't, because my psychologist said I would not have to.

Michael: What does a psychologist have to do with this?

Gabreal: She said that you trying to make me face Larsen Van Der Kamp is causing me stress that I do not need.

Michael: I do not care.

Gabreal: Well you do not matter. She said a match with Larsen will cause me to have a mental and emotional break down. I know I am better than he is so I do not need to get in the ring with him ever again. I have proven it.

Michael: This is a load of crap.

Gabreal: You know what she is even here go and find her she will explain the entire thing to you. I can wrestle, but she has given me instructions to not take on Larsen Van Der Kamp.

Michael: Whatever I will go find this person.

(fade)

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**The Rev and Gladiator are in their office hard at work............. not so much working, more like watching the Growing Pains marathon.**

GLADIATOR: That crazy Mike Seaver. Always scamming someone.

**There's a knock at the door.**

GLADIATOR: Come in.

**The door opens. It's none other than Bryce Bridges!**

REV: Bryce Bridges?

**That's right, Bryce Bridges!**

GLADIATOR: Didn't we fire you?

BRYCE: Fire me? Is that what you call it? I call it secretly booking my flight to North Korea and hiding a case of weapons grade plutonium in my carry on bag.

REV: Hahahaha! I'm guessing they didn't take too kindly to it.

GLADIATOR: You uh............

**Gladiator moves in to whispering distance of Bryce.**

GLADIATOR: You didn't happen to bring any of it back with you, did you?

BRYCE: Listen, you guys try something like that again and I won't let it slide. I'm here, and I'm here for good. You spent months pushing me to the bottom of the card, making my every moment in this company miserable, and trying to force me to quit. Read my lips. I'm not going anywhere.

REV: Noted and committed to memory. Right now, you will have to go. We have another appointment. Very important meeting.

**The door opens again. Got Milk?, the two possibly retarded lackeys of Captain Insanity, come strolling in dressed head to toe in their usual cow costumes.**

GOT MILK #1: Moooooooo.

GOT MILK #2: Moooooooooooooooo.

GLADIATOR: We'll be with you guys in a second. Is there anything else, Bruce?

**Both members of Got Milk circle around Bryce mooing obnoxiously. Bryce watches them in disgust as they start grabbing at his shirt.**

GOT MILK #1: Moooooooo.

GOT MILK #2: Moooooooooooooooo.

**Bryce lays out each cow from Got Milk with an Elbow to the head. They hit the floor mooing. Bryce turns to walk away.**

BRYCE: If this is the talent pool around here these days, I won't have any problems getting my main event.

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[Sedition: The Rev]

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JOE: How about that, Bryce Bridges is back. I guess your bosses couldn't get rid of him.

SKIPPY: It's only a matter of time before Bruce Bricklin self destructs on his own. He's not cut out for this level of competition.

JOE: It's Bryce Bridges, not Bruce Bricklin. And I only wish Rev and Gladiator were as eager to get rid of me as they were B-Double, but a man can dream, can't he.

SKIPPY: I do all the time. Like about that brunette in the 3rd row.

JOE: The one with the mustache and hairy chest?

SKIPPY: No. The female one.

JOE: That's who I was talking about.

SKIPPY: Forget it.

JOE: Done deal. Next up is SWA's Extreme Combat Icon, Captain Insanity, taking on another one of the promotions most violent and clinically insane superstars, “Geriatric Waylon Hawthorne. It's Extreme Combat Rules, which basically means no rules at all. I don't know why they bother to add the word RULES in there. It only causes confusion.

Captain Insanity -vs- Waylon Hawthorne

Waylon Hawthorne is shown warming up in the locker room. He is doing some embarassing old man stretches. Hawthorne walks towards the door. He prepares to pull it open, but without warning, the door flings open and smashes Hawthorne in the face. Hawthorne stumbles back and Insanity walks in. He grabs Hawthorn by the head and smashes it into the wll three times. On the third time he smashes Hawthorne's head straight through the drywall. Insanity pulls Hawthorne out. He had pink fiberglass insulation in his hair and all over his face. Insanity picks him up by the head, but the fiberglass makes him itchy. Insanity picks him up and tosses him into the shower area. Insanity turns the shower on with freezing cold water. The cold water jolts Hawthorne up, and he tackles Insanity to the ground. Hawthorne lays into him with hard punches to the head. Hawthorne picks Insanity up and tosses him out of the locker room area. Hawthorne grabs a nearby metal crate and runs it into Insanity. He continues to push and forces Insanity through another door.

AIELLO: Well, this match hasn't taken long to turn to utter chaos.

SKIPPY: This is the SWA Joe. If a show goes without chaos, someone's getting fired.

AIELLO: Dear Lord, please let it be me.

Hawthorne runs Insanity straight through a plate glass window. The glass shatters and Insanity drops to the ground. The two now are in the concession area. Hawthorne picks Insanity up and drags him over to the concession stand. Hawthorne grabs him by the head and prepares to smash Insanity head first in to the glass of the Popcorn dispenser. Insanity holds his head back. He hits Hawthorne in the chest with an elbow. Insanity grabs Hawthorne by the head and smashes his head through the glass. The glass shatters and Hawthorne goes face first into the pile of hot popcorn. Hawthorne falls down to the ground with a mixture of blood and melted butter on his face.

AIELLO: That's gotta sting.

SKIPPY: Yeah, maybe if you're a sissy.

AIELLO: Skippy, you whine if you get a paper cut.

SKIPPY: Hey, papercuts are no laughing matter.

Insanity walks to the drink cooler and pulls out a can of Coke. Hawthorne gets up to his feet. Insanity opens the can of coke and takes a swig. He then throws the can and it hits Hawthorne in the head right between the eyes. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and whips him towards the wall. Hawthorne hits the wall face first. As he stumbles backwards his blood can be seen smeared all over the wall. Insanity grabs Hawthorne from behind and slams him down to the ground with a Front Russian Neck Drop smacking his head on the concrete. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and tosses him trhough a door that leads into the audience. Hawthorne flies through the door and tumbles down the stairs. When he hits the bottom, his head smacks the concrete hard. Insanity runs down the stairs. He reaches the bottom and picks Hawthorne up. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and Powerbombs him onto the laps of some rowdy fans. Insanity climbs onto the guardrail and leaps off. He drops down on Hawthorne with a Leg Drop and crushes the fans underneath.

AIELLO: Great, now the SWA is going to get sued.

SKIPPY: Don't worry, Rev and Gladiator make all audience members sign a form that waives there right to sue over injury, death, and/or disembowlement.

AIELLO: Disembowelment! How in the world... never mind, I don't want to know.

Insanity tosses Hawthorne over the guardrail. Insanity hops over and attempts to pick Hawthorne up, but Hawthorne hits him with a Lowblow. As Insanity is hurled over, Hawthorne drives his head to the mat with a DDT. Hawthorne picks Insanity up and lays him down on the broadcast table. Hawthorne climbs up on the apron and lifts himself onto the top rope. Hawthorne dives off the top rope with an Elbow Drop, but Insanity rolls out of the way. Hawthorne crashes through the broadcast table. The table buckles in the center and wood slivers fly all over.

AIELLO: I don't know why we even have a broadcast table. We rarely ever get to make use of it.

Insanity grabs a steel chair as Hawthorne slowly gets up from the wreckage of the broken table. Hawthorne gets on his feet and turns to face Insanity. Insanity swings the chair and cracks it over Hawthorne’s head. Silver falls straight back down to the concrete. Pence picks Silver up, and sets him up for a DDT. Hawthorne reverses with a Northern Lights Suplex. He drops Insanity onto the steel guardrail. Insanity’s body teeters on the guardrail with his head and his feet hanging off either end. Hawthorne sets up the chair near Insanity’s head. Hawthorne stands on top of the chair and jumps off. He drops his leg down on the Insanity's head with an Axe Kick. Insanity drops off the guardrail. Hawthorne picks him up and tosses him in the ring.

AIELLO: I have seen many matches start in the ring and end up outside. It's not often you see one start in the locker room and end up in the ring.

SKIPPY: It just shows old man Hawthorne's old school ways. He will always take a match to the ring.

Hawthorne reaches under the ring and grabs a table. He slides it into the ring. Hawthorne climbs in. He goes to pick up the table, but Insanity comes from behind and drops Hawthorne with a Reverse DDT. He picks Hawthorne up and drags him to the corner. Insanity drops him with the INSANITY BOMB. Insanity goes for the cover,

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Hawthorne barely gets his shoulder up. Insanity has a look of shock on his face. He gets up and stares down at the resilient old man, shaking his head in disbelief. Insanity picks up the table, and rests it in the corner. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and drives him through the table with another INSANITY BOMB. Insanity hooks both of Hawthorne's legs for the cover,

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VIRGIL: "Here is your winner, CAPTAIN INSANITY!!!"

JOE: Captain Insanity is officially on a roll. Not bad for a guy who only a month ago was almost put out of action by Teen Throb.

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Michael Saint is roaming the halls looking for The Doctor who declared Gabreal Martin psychologically unfit for action. He finds a door with a sign written on loose leaf that says “The Doctor Is In”. Saint gets ready to open the door but stops when he hears a blood curdling scream from inside. The next thing you know a blinding blue light shines from the crack under the door. Saint steps back in shock.

SAINT: It couldn't be.

The door bursts open and a terrified looking Marty Jannetty jumps out, with eyes bugged out of his head as he stands half naked in boxers. There are wires attached to his arms.

MARTY: She's out of her mind!

Marty runs for his life down the hall away from the Doctors office. Seconds later Dr. Rosen nearly bowls Saint over as she chases after Marty Jannetty

DR. ROSEN: Get back here. The transfer of the Nestene Consciousness isn't complete! I said get back here!

Dr. Rosen chases after Marty. Saint turns away and walks out of the scene.

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Travis Malloy stands backstage with Larsen Van Der Kamp.

TRAVIS:
"I'm here with #1 Contender Larsen Van Der Kamp. Larsen, we have been watching the Gabreal Martin drama unfold for weeks. Can you tell me your thoughts on what has been transpiring as of late."

LARSEN:
"It's the same old story Travis. Gabreal Martin knows that I am on the warpath, and he wants nothing to do with me. What we've seen are just typical Sedition tactics. The Rev and Gladiator will do anything they can to keep Gabreal from a certain loss to me. They know that their 'Chosen One' is all hype and no substance. Me, I'm not much for hype, but I get the job done. They know this as well as I do. A one on one match between Gabe and I will crush their delusions of his World Championship worthiness."

TRAVIS:
"With your ongoing feud with The Sedition, how can you keep your focus on Ian DeTornado, and your tag team match tonight?"

LARSEN:
"I have to admit, it is a concern. They almost cost me the match last time. The only thing I can count on is the power of my own resilience. I have to believe that I can take anything they throw at me. I have not ruled out the chance that they will try to cost me another match tonight, or at Apocalypse Now. All I can do is keep my eyes open, and my guard up. I do promise this though, win or lose tonight, and win or lose at Apocalypse Now, Gabreal Martin`s time will soon run out. I will get him in the ring, and prove to him why he was right to run and hide from me. As for tonight`s match and Ian DeTornado, I can assure you that I can multitask. I am 100% focused on one upping The Tornado. I am out to prove that I am the best the SWA has to offer. I know that once I prove this Rev and Gladiator won`t be able to ignore me anymore. Tornado is simply a stepping stone for me to get to The Sedition, and I will rise to the occasion tonight and at Apocalypse Now."

TRAVIS:
"Well fans, there you have it. Larsen Van Der Kamp is ready to take whatever The Sedition will throw at him, and is completely focused on Ian DeTornado"

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[Sedition: The Rev]

JOE: There's the #1 contender, as focused as ever on not just the SWA Championship, but his tag match tonight, and eventually getting to Gabreal Martin and The Sedition.

SKIPPY: Obviously he has underestimated how dangerous Gabreal Martin really can be.

JOE: And obviously we've underestimated how ow many phony excuses, or faked Doctors notes that coward Gabreal Martin has up his sleeve.

SKIPPY: Faked Doctors notes? Doctor Rosen just happens to be a highly respected member of the Scientific and Psychiatric community.

JOE: Dr. Rosen just happens to be a highly respected member of the criminally insane. The point is, while Gabreal Martin was playing sick, Larsen Van Der Kamp landed himself a shot at the SWA Champion. Next month at Apocalypse Now he will take on the reigning champ, Ian DeTornado. Before that, they'll both go head to head here tonight in a tag team match.

SKIPPY: With Teen Throb teaming with Van Der Kamp, and Tornado teaming with the masked sensation, El Supreme Beasto.

JOE: It's El SUPER Beasto, and we all know it's Kryptochild in a mask. The Sedition will do whatever they can to humiliate anyone who used to be associated with Michael Saint.

SKIPPY: I know nothing of this KRYTOCHILD you speak of. There is only El Super Beasto.

JOE: Whatever. I can tell you, everyone would be a lot happier if it was Gabreal Martinm they could beat up on tonight. Van Der Kamp would rather be in the ring with Gabe, Tornado would rather be in the ring with him. Even Teen Throb would rather it be Gabe. They'll all have to settle for The Sedition's unwilling punching bag, Kryptochild. Here it is. Our main event.

Van Der Kamp & Teen Throb -vs- Ian DeTornado & El Super Beasto

A bizarre mix of “Babe You Know You Want Me” from the boy band Watch Out and “The Great Divide” by Linkin Park plays. The lights go down with the exception of one spotlight, which shines on Larsen Van Der Kamp and the dancing machine Teen Throb as they walk (and dance) down the aisle. Van Der Kamp gives an embarrassed look to Teen Throb before putting on his game face.

VIRGIL: “Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 449 pounds, the team of Teen Throb and Larsen Van Der Kamp!!!”

As they finish their entrance, “The Winds of Change” hits the speakers. The SWA Champion, Ian DeTornado steps out of the entrance way and stands on the top of the ramp, holding the SWA Championship high above his head. Kryptochild hasn't even finished putting on his mask as he walks behind Tornado. He hangs his shoulders as he walks down the aisle and rolls into the ring.

VIRGIL: “And their opponents, at a combined weight of 195 pounds, the team of SWA Champion Ian DeTornado, and Krypto.......... uh..... I mean El Super Beasto!!!”

JOE: I can't help but feel sorry for this guy being forced into this match.

SKIPPY: El Super Beasto loves a good challenge.

JOE: Nobody's buying it. I just hope he can keep out of the way. He doesn't deserve this kind of punishment.

The bell rings. Van Der Kamp and Teen Throb are standing in the corner debating who should start out the match, they are jumped by Ian DeTornado. Tornado delivers a boot to Van Der Kamp followed by a Spinning Wheel Kick that knocks him right out of the ring. El Super Beasto (otherwise known as Kryptochild} grabs Teen Throb and throws him down onto the mat. Beasto goes to work on TT with stomps and elbow drops while Tornado climbs to the top rope and faces the outside area of the ring. Tornado dives off the top rope and flips, nailing Van Der Kamp with a Swanton Bomb on the pavement floor.

JOE: The Champion is taking it to his future challenger.

Tornado didn't escape unharmed from the Swanton Bomb, as he is now rolling around on the floor in pain. Inside of the ring, Beasto is picking TT up. He delivers a vicious looking Death Valley Driver. Beasto then pulls TT's body to the center of the ring and he bounces off the ropes. Approaching TT, Beasto somersaults and lands on him with a Rolling Thunder Splash. Beasto goes for the cover.

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kickout. Beasto picks TT up again and backs him into the corner. Beasto stands with his back to him and and reaches his hands behind his head. Beasto flips him over and brings TT down with a Snap Mare. TT is now sitting with his back to the corner. Beasto jumps up on the second rope and drives a Front Drop Kick into TT's back.

SKIPPY: That poor guy you had pity on his fighting dirty.

JOE: I guess there is some long history between Teen Throb and Kryptochild.

SKIPPY: Except that's El Super Beasto!

Beasto now moves over to his corner where Tornado has climbed back up on the apron. El Super Beasto is extending his hand for a tag. Beasto tags Tornado in and they both walk over to TT. They pick him up throw him against the ropes. Beasto and Tornado stand side by side as TT bounces off the ropes and comes right at them. Tornado and Beasto both duck down and deliver a Double Back Body Drop, which sends TT flying right over the top rope and he lands on the outside. Van Der Kamp now runs into the ring and tries and attack Tornado and Beasto, but the referee steps in front of Van Der Kamp and forces him back into the corner. Van Der Kamp continually tries to get into the ring but the ref won't let him.

JOE: The ref is doing a good job of keeping the legal men separated.

While the ref is occupied, Beasto exits the ring and picks up Teen Throb. He rolls him back into the ring and Tornado picks him up. Beasto now picks up a chair and enters the ring again. Tornado holds TT in a Full Nelson while Beasto winds up with the chair. Van Der Kamp now is furious, trying to dive into the ring to save his partner, but the ref keeps pushing him back.

JOE: I spoke too soon. I should have known better than to assume SWA would hire competent referees.

SKIPPY: Rev hired them from a staffing agency.

Van Der Kamp is held back by the ref as he tries to get into the action. El Super Beasto winds back the steel chair as Tornado holds Teen Throb in front of him. El Super Beasto brings the chair forward with powerful force. TT manages to squirm out of the hold and duck. El Super Beasto accidentally hits his partner Ian DeTornado. The crack of the steel chair over Tornado's head echoes throughout the entire arena. Van Der Kamp watches this unfold. He now stands back and smiles, gladly allowing the referee to turn back to the match.

SKIPPY: Good things come to those who wait.

JOE: Really? Explain why I still work here.

Beasto looks down at his unconscious partner with a look of disbelief. He throws down the steel chair and runs out of the ring as the ref turns back. The ref looks confused as he stares down at TT and Tornado both down on the mat, and a steel chair between them. Of course he just shrugs it off. TT is on his knees and crawling to his corner. Van Der Kamp reaches out as far as he can. Teen Throb stretches out far enough and makes the tag to Van Der Kamp, who comes charging into the ring. He nails Tornado with a Leg Drop. Van Der Kamp then picks Tornado up and tosses him into the ropes. As he comes running back, Van Der Kamp scoops him up and delivers Powerslam with such force that the ring vibrates and Tornado bounces up on impact on the mat. Beasto tries to enter the ring but Van Der Kamp catches him and Clotheslines him down. Van Der Kamp turns back to Tornado and picks him up. He throws him into the ropes. Van Der Kamp then picks Beasto up and holds him over his head in a Military Press as Tornado comes bouncing off the ropes. Van Der Kamp throws Beasto through the air and right into the oncoming Tornado. Beasto hits Tornado and knocks him over.

JOE: Considering none of these guys have any working relationships outside of this ring, both teams are working otgether quite well.

Van Der Kamp now rolls Beasto out of the ring and picks up Tornado. He drags Tornado over to the corner and tags in Teen Throb. Van Der Kamp picks Tornado up in a Standing Suplex and hangs him for a few seconds as TT stands behind him on one knee. Van Der Kamp drops Tornado down on TT's knee into a Backbreaker. Teen Throb is the legal man and he picks Tornado up once again. TT bends Tornado over and scoops him up over his head. He starts to bring him up for a Gut Wrench Suplex, but Tornado back flips out of the hold. He lands on his feet and stands toe to toe with TT. Tornado headbutts Teen Throb and wraps his arm around his midsection, delivering a Fallaway Slam onto the mat. Van Der Kamp runs into the ring but Tornado catches him with a Superkick. Van Der Kamp goes down and rolls out of the ring. Tornado goes to make the tag to Beasto, but TT grabs him by the ankle and pulls him down onto the mat. Tornado climbs on top of Teen Throb and lays into him with punches. TT kicks his legs up and wraps them around Tornado's head. He takes him down with a Scissor Hold. Tornado brings his leg up now and kicks Teen Throb in the face. TT rises to his feet and so does Tornado. TT bounces off the ropes and charges at Tornado with a Clothesline. Tornado ducks underneath the Clothesline and grabs TT from behind. He throws him back with a German Suplex, but TT manages to land on his feet. Tornado turns around to face him and TT boots him to the mid section. Teen Throb then tackles Tornado over the top rope. They both flip over the ropes and hit the ground. Tornado's head hits the concrete with a loud crack.[/color]

JOE: I think The Champ just fractured his skull!

SKIPPY: Which one?

SKIPPY: The only champ in the match you imbecile! Ian DeTornado!

El Super Beasto now jumps into the ring all on his own. On the other side of the ring, Van Der Kamp springboards off the top rope and flies half way across the ring. He hits Beasto with a Missile Dropkick and knocks him into the corner. Van Der Kamp grabs El Super Beasto and delivers a Chestbreaker before laying him out flat on the mat. Van Der Kamp climbs to the top rope and poses before jumping off with his Split Legged Moonsault, The Memory Remains. He nails Beasto. Van Der Kamp grabs a leg for the cover. Before the ref can count to 1, Van Der Kamp climbs off of him. The ref looks confused. So do the fans. So do Skippy and Joe.

SKIPPY: I'm confused.

JOE: Me too.

Van Der Kamp is debating covering Beasto, but he seems to be holding back. He thinks about it a little longer. Van Der Kamp shakes his head and walks away from El Super Beasto!

JOE: I think he's having pity on Kryptochild.

SKIPPY: It's El Super Beasto!

JOE: It's Kryptochild in an El Super Beasto mask, and maybe Van Der Kamp doesn't want Krypto to take the loss. Looks like he's going after The Champ.

Ian DeTornado is back on his feet and on the ropes. Van Der Kamp approaches Tornado and locks up with him on the apron. As they grapple, Teen Throb sneaks into the ring and covers Kryptchild (we mean El Super Beasto) and hooks the leg, smiling as the ref counts.

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VIRGIL: Your winners, Teen Throb and Larsen Van Der Kamp!


JOE: Leave it up to Teen Throb to run in and steal win.

SKIPPY: He made a fair move. Van Der Kamp had his chance to take the glory and he passed it up.

JOE: He had pity on Kryptchild who didn't belong in this match. Apparently Teen Throb doesn't have pity on anyone.

SKIPPY: Or maybe Van Der Kamp just doesn't have what it takes to win at any cost. Or an other scenario is that he was so obsessed with beating the champ that he turned his attention away from El Super Beasto because he wanted the glory of pinning Tornado instead.

JOE: Whatever his reason, the next time Tornado and Van Der Kamp are in the ring together, it will be Apocalypse Now with the SWA Championship on the line. We're all out of time. Join us again in 7-14 days for anotgher edition of Saturday Night Fever!

**The fans are on their feet cheering as the arena shot fades out.**

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**The back door of the arena swings open. A half naked Marty Jannetty runs into the parking lot, still looking as terrified as ever. Seconds later Dr. Rosen steps out with what looks like a ray gun in her hand.**

DR. ROSEN: You can't run forever, Jannetty.

MARTY: Help me! Help me!

Copyright: 2010 Sedition Production

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Duke Wallace vs Danny O'Callahan written by Taylor M
Captain Insanity vs Waylon Hawthorne written by Gladiator
Van Der Kamp & Teen Throb vs Ian DeTornado & El Super Beasto written by The Rev