"The Stormy reunion"

[Ian DeTornado]

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“The Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 5:
“The Stormy Reunion”

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June 25, 2010 – LA California
It was an ordinary steamy night, as De Tornado was heading to his apartment to prepare for his radio show when h felt like there’s something or someone following him. So, he stops by the side walk and look around, but he can’t see nobody. So he turned to the door of his apartment and tried to inst the key on the hole when…

Someone pulled him from the back of his polo shirt’s collar and begun choking him.

Ianzky begun to struggle from being choked, he tried to pull the legs of his choker to carry him on his back, and slam him to the concrete floor.

But the man who is wearing a black ninja suit was just too quick and avoided being slammed by De Tornado.

De Tornado leaps off to the air and tried to drop a forearm smash to the man on ninja suit.

The Ninja dodge and countered with a right hook punch…

De Tornado catches the palm with his palm and pushes the ninja on the wall, and plant his foot to the neck of the ninja.

De Tornado: Who the F*** are you? Why you wanna ambush me….?

The ninja begun to laugh hard as he pulled his mask off…

And the Ninja revealed himself… And De Tornado started to laugh too..

The Ninja is no other than… ”Dae Jee Kwon”, De Tornado’s former Tag team partner back at the NuJapan Wrestling Promotions.



Kwon: well… well… I am glad to see you again my friend… you’re just as sharp as before.. or may be sharper… is that the side effect of being a world champion?

De Tornado: well my friend, as a champion, there’s a lot of people who is desperate to take me out and put their hands on my gold… so I have to be sharper and careful for than… and also… don’t ever do that again… you would be a dead meat by now, thanks God, I didn’t lost control of my emotions.

Kwon laughed out and tap De Tornado’s back…

De Tornado: Are you free tonight?

Kwon: yes.. I am jobless, so I am always free

De Tornado: would you mind being my co-DJ tonight at my show?

Kwon: yes without thinking… that’s cool… that’s fun.. aight?

De Tornado: so come on man… we gonna party!!!

Kwon and De Tornado jump in to Ianzky’s red sports car and drive to the radio station.

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“The Sounds of the Tornado”

De tornado put his headphone and so Kwon as they wait for the tech’s cue…

Then the “ON AIR” signal flashes and De Tornado starts to play the Show’s theme song and begun spitting out his trade mark opening words:

-=Ian de tornado=-
“Once again… Once more… Your Radio is not defective…
It’s just me… “The Tropical Tornado”
and welcome to the another edition of
“The sounds of the Tornado”.

(The final chorus of the theme song tuned was up a little bit and faded when the song ended)

-=Ian de tornado=-
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest… and tonight would be a very special night… for I got a very special guest Dee Jay for all of you tonight…

Now, it’s time to introduce our very special guest…

Listeners… Tornadosters…. Are you ready???

Ladies and gentlemen… Our guest for the evening… is a well accomplished Asian mix martial artist and trainer… and he is no other than…

“The Korean Stormy” … “Dae Jee Kwon….

A round of applause was played by De tornado on his audio board system.

Kwon: Thank you very much De tornado for having me here… It is a great pleasure to be on your side and throw some comment to those stupid issue we got tonight…

De Tornado: But before we talk about that stupid issues, let us play some song…

Kwon: okay let’s hear our first track

De Tornado plays “Babe you know you want me” by Teen Throb’s boy band “Watch Out”.

... after the song…

Kwon: what the hell is that? It sounds like so gay...!

De Tornado: That was Teen Throb and his boy band’s biggest hit…

Kwon: Damn it! That’s what you call hit? That is an insult to music industries… look Teen throb and is boy band.. or Gay band as everyone call them.. is no talent…boy band sucks!

De Tornado: how could you say that my friend, look… Teen Throb and his band was once considered as best singers of their era… remember?

Kwon: I don’t believe in that! How could you say Throb is a good singer, if he can’t actually sing? May be he’s the best Lip Sync artist of his ere.

De Tornado: Lip sync is a talent... right? So he got talent!

Kwon: well.. well…well you got a point on that Tornado… but the bottom line is.. He can’t sing, and he is a gay… that’s all!

De Tornado: Gay? Are you telling me that my friend Teen Throb is a gay? Do you got some point to prove that? Huh Kwon?

Kwon: I don’t need an evidence as a proof… as I can see from my observation of him… he’s too obsessed with Captain Insanity…. He is not really into revenge against Insanity or he don’t even hate him… The truth is… throb is deeply in love with insanity, that why he love chasing him.

And one more thing… remember your trivia months ago? It state that, 4.5 out of 5 member of a boy band is gay”

De Tornado and kwon can’t help but laugh crispy…

De Tornado: Okay… okay… whatever you say partner… I still believe on Teen throb’s in-ring talents… and he was been my tag team partner once against Captain Insanity and Bryce… I’ve seen how good he is… But I am better than him, for I am the champion… well Throb, I advise you to take your ass aside, and don’t ever try to mix up with the frying pan I and Larsen was preparing… you can take on EL Super Beast if you want… You know man; I got a lot of respect for you… but once you got your ass block my path… I tell you… that respect may turn into disastrous hate. You know what I am saying… and you know what to do my friend.

So enough talking about Teen throb… let’s hear another tracks…

De Tornado plays “The Great Divide” by Linkin Park.

Kwon: Man I know that song.. is that the theme of your challenger Larsn?

De Tornado: yah.. that’s the entrance theme of Mr. “Larsen Van Der Crap”!

Kwon: I knew it! Why you need to play the song of that wannabe?

De Tornado: I don’t really want to play that man, but it is on the play list… well the music is good as well as the man…

Kwon: Did I hear you said that the man is good?

De Tornado: I did say that… I believe that he’s one of the best in the roster, but of course I am better than him. That’s why I opposed The sedition boss and let him win the number one contender match, for I do believed that he’s the only person on the roster that can give me the real challenge in a clean match.

Kwon: did you mean that he’s clean? F*** that… he’s a criminal, or worse… I heard that he is suspected on killing of his friend….

De Tornado: whatever, that issue is too personal, w are talking about SWA!

Kwon: Okay! I can prove to you that he is a criminal too even on SWA! As I remember, it’s been a moth since he signed a contract at SWA before he came out… He came out of his shelves upon hearing that everyone got a title opportunity on last month’s PPV.

Speaking on PPV, He’s not supposed to be on the main event… but he is a blood sucker to sucks and depends on Good old Michael Saints.

De Tornado: so do you believe on Gabe Martin’s claim?

Kwon: Absolutely! He got the points

De Tornado:
well, I don’t mind those things now, past is past… all I know is, the final stage between me “The SWA World champ” and the “CHUMP” Larsen Van Der Crap is already set! The score between us is even, and I will never allow him to score against me once again, as I consider this tag match as very essential preparation for the “Apocalypse Now” Title match!

And also, I will utilize this match to show my detractors and unbelievers on what I am capable to do, I know that there are still people who are not convinced to see me as The champion, many people are still under estimating me, but on Saturday night, all that doubt will be put in trash as I “The tropical tornado will emerge victorious!”.

Kwon: Is it a tag team match… did you heard the rumors about you r tag part ner “EL Super Beasto”?


De Tornado: yah ma! I did hear that the man behind the mask is Kryptochild, the man who been abused by Gabe Martin as his underpaid body guard.

And now being humiliated by The Sedition by being forced to wear those stupid masks.

Well my friend, don’t mind other people’s word, just do you thing… I know you got the skills to make the job done… you once been a good fighter before and being the close-in body guard of the Chicken feathered Gabe Martin means that you are tough!

Redeem yourself and fight for your right!

With me, we can make the humiliation as Celebration!

Don’t follow others advice to back out.. Instead follow your heart man!

But with or without you, I rady to win this match and send a devastating message to Larsen van Der Crap!.

Kwon: and with or without EL Super Beasto, I’ll be around anywhere of the arena to look your back! Just call my name, and I’ll be there.

De Tornado: Is that a song lyrics?

Kwon: well… (laugh)

De Tornado:
OH man, we run out of time…. Until next time my friend!
Once Again… Once More… your radio is not defective…. It’s just Us…
I am “The Tropical Tornado”..

Kwon: And I am Dae Jee Kwon

De Tornado: signing off… good night..

De Tornado and Kwon take off their headsets, and do thir trade mark high Five as the scene faded to black.