SNF: Minneapolis (6/12/10)

[Sedition: The Rev]

PRESENTS



Live from
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA, USA



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**The show opens inside the offices of Owners and General Managers The Rev and Gladiator. The door is thrown open by the current SWA Champ, Ian De Tornado. The fans in the arena can be heard cheering as he appears on screen. Tornado literally jumps into the room and lands on both feet with a stomp.**

REV: Quite the entrance, Tornado.

TORNADO: I'm the Champ. The fans demand something special from me. Judging from the merchandise sales chart I saw this week your viewers demand me period. You're in need of some Ianzky time on tonights show.

REV: Yes indeed. And thanks for stopping by and making this appearance. Much appreciated. Later.

TORNADO: No I was thinking something a little bigger. Like tonights main event is a battle between all the winners of the undercard matches. The winner gets a shot at my title, so what if I was special guest referee for the main event? Great idea huh boss?

REV: Uh..... not really. There would be a conflict of interest there.

GLADIATOR: And besides, we already picked some special guest referees for the main event.

TORNADO: Someone more electrifying than me?

GLADIATOR: I don't know. I guess that all depends on whether or not you're a fan of.... THE COBRA KAI from the original Karate Kid!

**At that very moment the back door of the office is kicked open. A group of men march into the room chanting “Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!” Yes, it is indeed the original Cobra Kai boys from The Karate Kid, in their deadly middle aged selves, all dressed in black and yellow Cobra Kai Karate gis.**

TORNADO: Yeah............ about that........... I think the Cobra Kai Guys will have to go home. I signed a deal with Michael Saint this afternoon to appear as the guest referee in the main event. Contracts are binding. I'm your marquee star. Better give the fans what they want.

**The bad boy leader of the Cobra Kai, Johnny (real name William Zabka, but The Sedition refuse to acknowledge this) strikes a fighting pose and steps in front of Ian DeTornado.**

JOHNNY: You want me to sweep his leg? Put him out of commission?

**Tornado tries to hold back from laughing.**

GLADIATOR: No. We'll take this up with Michael Saint ourselves.

**Tornado leaves the room.

It cuts to the arena in Minneapolis. All the rabid.... Minneapolisians??? are on their feet anxiously waiting for some blood, gore and mayhem, courtesy of the SWA. Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite are waiting at ringside ready to start the show.**

JOE: We are back for another episode of Saturday Night Fever, and the fans here in Minneapolis are pumped.

SKIPPY: Why shouldn't they be? Someone tonight will earn a shot at the SWA Championship for our next Pay Per View event. My money's on Gabreal Martin.

JOE: Gabreal Martin will not be here tonight. He's been excused due to lame excuses concocted to dodge the challenges of Larsen Van Der Kamp. Leave it up to Martin to whine and complain for weeks about being robbed of the SWA Championship at Spring Breakdown, only to end up no showing when there's a guaranteed title shot on the line. If only he just had the guts to face Van Der Kamp, I bet that would be on the show tonight.

SKIPPY: I'm sure he had a good reason. I'll ask Rev and Gladiator about it during our next team meeting.

JOE: While you're there, can you ask them to remove the shackles from my ankles during these TV tapings? What am I supposed to do if I have to go to the bathroom?

SKIPPY: You wouldn't be in those shackles if you didn't try to escape from your hotel room last night.

JOE: I wasn't escaping. I was getting some fresh air. And it wasn't a hotel room, it was a very stuffy cargo crate. Hence the need for fresh air.

SKIPPY: There were air holes.

JOE: All I'm saying is you'll have quite a mess to clean up if I can't move further than 4 feet from this table during the show.

SKIPPY: It's only an hour. Just hold it.

JOE: Great, What an hour it will be. Here's what's scheduled.

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MAIN EVENT

#1 Contender Match for SWA Championship
(All winners throughout the night will face off a second time in a Triple Threat match. The winner will become the #1 contender and will face the SWA Champion at Apocalypse Now 2010)



QUALIFYING MATCH

LARSEN VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
TEEN THROB



QUALIFYING MATCH

"GERIATRIC" WAYLON HAWTHORNE
-vs-
DANNY O'CALLAHAN



QUALIFYING MATCH

CAPTAIN INSANITY
-vs-
JACOB ST. DEPARDIEU




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JOE: We have three matches to start off with, and the winners from each will face each other in a Triple Threat main event, which we now know will feature current champ Ian DeTornado as special guest referee.

SKIPPY: You mean the original Cobra Kai boys from The Karate Kid as special guest referees! The Sedition have called out the big stars for tonight's show.

JOE: Oh yeah, huge stars. So the fans have the chance to either see the reigning SWA Champion, or a bunch of guys who are only here because of Rev and Gladiator's obsession with 80s pop culture. I think I know which one the fans are hoping for. Before we get to the main event we have the first of 3 qualifying matches. SWA has a mysterious new star on the block. We caught a glimpse of him last week, and now we have a name to go with the face. Jacob St. Depardieu could make a huge name for himself as he takes on Captain Insanity, one of the veterans of SWA with a long list of accomplishments under his belt.

SKIPPY: Are we going to see Captain Insnaity this week, or will it be those annoying guys in the cow suits again?

JOE: Got Milk? They tried to temporarily fill in for Captain Insanity last week after a mysterious attack took him out of commission. Hopefully he's recovered enough to hold his own against the mysterious St. Depardieu.

Jacob St. Depardieu -vs- Captain Insanity

As the lights dim, a melodic passage silences the arena. It plays for about thirty to forty seconds then kicks into a faster thrash as Jacob St. Depardieu comes through what he calls, "the Portal". A light follows him as he stops at the base of the walkway, palming both his hands together in that of prayer and tilting his head to the left. As the gesture is done, the screen behind him lights up with the image of a ravaged city, with flame pyro shooting up behind him.

VIRGIL: Introducing first, from London, England. Standing 5 feet and 10 inches and weighing a trim 190 pounds. He is the man formerly known as the man with no name, currently down at least a half dozen syllables, JACOB ST. DEPARDIEU!

The lights dim a little as his starts to play. Captain Insanity steps out from behind the curtain. He pauses briefly, looking down at the ring and his opponent(s) before casually walking to the ring, never taking his eyes off his opponent(s). Insanity slides into the ring and quickly gets to his feet.

VIRGIL: His opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, standing 6 feet and 9 inches, and weighing 250 pounds. He's big, he's bad, he's possibly a schizophrenic. The one and only CAPTAIN INSANITY!


(The bell rings and we are underway. The two men go to the center of the ring and we get a lock up. Captain with a go behind into a hammerlock. Jacob attempts to reverse the hold, but is unable to so he hits a couple of back elbows to the side of Captain's head so he breaks the hold. Jacob with a side headlock take over and goes to lock in a cross arm breaker, but Captain is able to get to the ropes to break the hold right away. Both men are up and Captain with a boot setting up for a suplex, but Jacob is able to block. The two men jock for position attempting to hit the move, but finally Jacob gets angry and hop tosses Captain over the top to the outside. Jacob hits the ropes and goes for a baseball slide dropkick to Captain, but he moves out of the way and rolls back into the ring. Both men up and this time Captain is able to connect with a snap suplex to Jacob. Captain hits the ropes and comes back with a big time jumping leg drop, but Jacob is able to roll out of the way.)

Joe: Jacob is looking good out there.

Skippy: He is taking on a man that has been around the block a few times in Captain Insanity he may look good now, but he could end up in a bad way.

(Both men get to their feet and Jacob goes for a suplex, but Captain is able to reverse it and take him down with a neckbreaker. Captain locks in a reverse chin lock and starts to work on Jacob. Jacob gets to his feet to break the hold. Captain charges into a clothesline from Jacob. A second. A third. Jacob goes for a fourth, but he is caught by Captain who sends him down face first with an inverted STO. Captain with a cover


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kickout by Jacob. Captain is stalking Jacob as he gets to his feet. Jacob is up and Captain sets up for The Insanity Bomb, but Jacob back drops his way out of the move. Captain is to his feet and goes for a clothesline on Jacob, but Jacob ducks under and grabs the arms of Captain before giving him a dragon suplex with a bridge

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kickout by Captain. Captain gets to his feet and Jacob goes for Hallowed Ground, but Captain is able to reverse into a stunner and then follows up with a brainbuster!

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kickout by Jacob.)

Skippy: That was close.

Joe: You may be right about Jacob maybe Captain Insanity is a little too much for him.

( Jacob is on wobbly legs, but is able to fight back when once again Captain goes for The Insanity Bomb. Captain is refusing to leg go he is wanting to hit his finisher, but Jacob fights out and hits a chin breaker. Captain to his feet and gets dropkicked over the top rope to the outside. Captain gets to his feet just in time to eat a suicide drive from Jacob. Jacob mounts and punches on the SWA legend for a bit before throwing him back into the ring. Jacob goes up top and comes off with the Flare Gun into a cover


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kickout by Captain Insanity. Jacob gets in the face of the ref and demands that he count faster for him. Captain rolls up Jacob from behind

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kickout by Jacob.)

Skippy: Jacob made a mistake there.

Joe: It was almost one that cost him a win in this match.

( Both men are to their feet and Jacob runs at Captain hooking him in a running tornado DDT, but Captain is able to block into a release northern lights suplex. Captain looks like he is going for a cover, but instead locks Jacob in a half boston crab. Captain wrenches on the hold as Jacob reaches for the ropes, but he is nowhere near close enough. Jacob gets out a primal scream and breaks the hold long enough to get Captain on his stomach and lock in Des-Chain!!!!!!!!!! Captain is screaming and reaching for the ropes as Jacob is working over him with a dangerous submission hold. Captain is able to push himself up and bit and walk on his hands to the bottom rope to break up the hold. Both men are up and Jacob with a double leg take down and goes for Des Chain again, but this time Captain reverses into a small package

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kickout by Jacob. Captain off the ropes and when he comes back Jacob goes for a tilt-a-whirl back breaker, but Captain uses his momentum to land on his feet set up Jacob and....Insanity Bomb!!!!!!!!!!!

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Winner: Captain Insanity

Joe: Captain Insanity moves on.

Skippy: He is one win away from a SWA Title shot.

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**The Rev is knocking on the office door marked Michael Saint. A voice from inside tells him to come in. Rev walks in and finds SWA Champion Ian De Tornado sitting across the desk from Saint. **

REV: Good. He's here. Now you can tell him yourself that you made a mistake about the main event. Tell Tornado that his services won't be required. The Cobra Kai are ready to go as tonight's guest referees.

SAINT: You have to be kidding me. Washed up teen stars from the 80s? Tornado is the champ. I already made the deal with him.

REV: A deal you never cleared with me.

SAINT: Oh yes I did. It was the first thing we discussed during the production meeting last week. I emailed you several times about having Tornado as the ref. You said it was a great idea. It's your signature on the contract!

**Rev is handed the contract which he looks over. He slams it back down on the desk.**

REV: I guess that leaves us no other choice. Cobra Kai! Show them that mercy is for the weak!

**The Cobra Kai boys quickly file in one at a time in front of Rev. They strike Karate poses and Tornado confidently stands to his feet to face them. Johnny does a demonstration of punches and kicks.**

JOHNNY: An enemy deserves no mercy!

**The cackling hyena of the group, Tommy, laughs hysterically.**

TOMMY: Somebody get him a bodybag! Look at him, I think he's going to cry!

TORNADO: This is getting sad.

SAINT: I agree. Look, Rev, this one is a no brainer. SWA Champion as special guest referee.

TORNADO: That's right. I want to be there in person to meet my next contender.

REV: This isn't over yet. Cobra Kai, dismissed!

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[Sedition: The Rev]

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Waylon Hawthorne -vs- Danny O'Callahan


“The Last Saskatchewan Pirate” begins to play. Waylon walks out onto the stage and flexes his saggy old man muscles. Waylon walks down the aisle. About halfway to the ring he seems to forget what he’s doing. He looks around and sees the ring and suddenly remembers what he’s supposed to do. He climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring and does a dopey old man dance.

VIRGIL: Now standing in the ring, from the awkwardly named Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Standing 5 feet 10 inches and weighing 145 pounds of sagging flesh. He is the senile superstar, “The Geriatric One” Waylon Hawthorne!

As "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys starts to play, green lights starts to flash. Danny steps onto the stage and raises his hands in the air. He slowly walks to the ring. He slides in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle.

VIRGIL: And his opponent, making his SWA debut. He hails from the mean streets of South Boston. Standing at a height of 6 feet and 4 inches, and weighing 247 pounds, here is Danny “Fighting Irish” O'Callahan!

The bell rings and Danny O'Callahan grabs Hawthorne in a grapple and immediately whips him off the ropes. Hawthorne bounces off the ropes and Danny Back Body Drops him onto the mat. An eager O'Callahan starts to lean down to cover him but Hawthorne kicks his boot up and nail Danny in the face. Danny hits the ropes but keeps his balance. By the time he's turned back around again Hawthorne is on his feet. Hawthorne goes for a right hand but Danny blocks it. He knees Hawthorne to the groin. Hawthorne is doubled over in pain and Danny puts him in a wrist lock. He then whips Hawthorne into the ropes again. Hawthorne bounces back and Danny bends down for another Back Body Drop, but Hawthorne stops in his tracks and hits Danny with an upper cut to the chin. Danny's head flops back up straight and Hawthorne nails him with a Standing Dropkick. Hawthorne picks Danny up and whips him against the ropes. Danny bounces off the ropes and Hawthorne grunts as he jumps off the mat and wraps his weak knees around Danny's head and delivers a Head Scissors Takedown.

JOE: Did you hear something pop during that move?

SKIPPY: Yes. It could be this new Fanta Cream Soda. It was a pop of carbonated goodness!

JOE: No, I was thinking old man Hawthorne's knee may have popped while delivering that hold........ Did you just say a pop of carbonated goodness? Are you doing commercials in the middle of the match?

SKIPPY: No. I prefer to think of it as verbal product placement. Just my way of picking up a couple of extra bucks on show nights.

Hawthorne is on his feet and he picks Danny O'Callahan up and tries for a Suplex, but his knee wobbles half way through and Hawthorne drops him back down on the mat. He limps away.

JOE: I was right. That was his knee. This isn't going to be good for Hawthorne.

Hawthorne limps to the corner to rest, but Danny is up already. Danny trash talks as he pushes Hawthorne from behind sending him flying face first into the turnbuckle pad. Danny spins Hawthorne around and starts hitting him with repeated elbows to the head. Hawthorne grits his teeth through each hit. Danny O'Callahan then Clotheslines Hawthorne over the ropes and Hawthorne lands on the apron. Danny kicks Hawthorne through the ropes trying to knock him to the floor, but Hawthorne has a good grip on the top rope and he doesn't fall. Danny climbs to the apron on the outside and scoops up Hawthorne over his shoulder. He then Powerslams Hawthorne off the apron all the way down to the concrete floor outside of the ring. Danny picks up Hawthorne's brittle body and locks his head under his arm. He swings and executes a Swinging Neckbreaker.

JOE: Ohhhhh! I heard the crunch of Hawthorne's neck on that one.

SKIPPY: Indeed. Just like the crunch of these new Lays Barbeque Potato Chip. They're crunchy, tasty and packed full of spicy mesquite electricity!

JOE: This is getting old, Skippy.

Danny goes for a cover while still outside the ring. The ref thinks about it for a second, not knowing if falls can count anywhere. He shrugs his shoulders, and climbs outside to do the count.

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Hawthorne kicks out. Danny grabs both of Hawthorne's legs and grips them under his arms. He falls back and Slingshots Hawthorne through the air sending him flying over the barricade. Hawthorne clears the metal guard rail and lands on top of some young girls in the front row. They all scream “Ewwww!” as the crusty old man tries unsuccessfully to climb off of them. The girls push him off of their laps. Hawthorne stands up, still disoriented and sways back and forth. One of the girls slaps Hawthorne across the face and he falls back over the barricade again landing back on the concrete floor outside of the ring.

JOE: That slap will leave a mark.

SKIPPY: Yes. Just like the slap....

JOE: Before you finish that sentence, I will buy your verbal product placement time for the rest of this match just to keep your mouth shut.

SKIPPY: Done.

Hawthorne struggles to pull himself up. Danny has a folded up chair waiting to hit Hawthorne with. He raises it and swings. Hawthorne takes the chair shot to the head and falls back onto the broadcast table. Hawthorne looks weak and beaten. His head turns over on it's side. Skippy's drink has been knocked over during the fall. The sticky Fanta Cream Soda spills and pools around Hawthorne's open mouth. Suddenly Hawthorne's eyes perk open. Danny is preparing another chair shot. Hawthorne springs to his feet and grabs what's left in the bottle. He gulps the drink and hits Danny with a Superkick, hitting the chair directly into Danny's face. Hawthorne is buzzed out on sugar now, and he's dancing a jig next to the broadcast table.

JOE: Your carbonated goodness just saved Hawthorne's life in this match.

Hawthorne picks Danny up and rolls him into the ring. Hawthorne jumps up on the apron in one jump and sommersaults over the ropes, landing on his feet, full of energy, but clearly forgetting his injured knee. He takes a few dancing steps toward Danny and then pauses. He lets out a scream and his knee buckles. Hawthorne collapses on Danny but still has him covered enough for a count.

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Danny O'Callahan kicks out. Hawthorne tries to get up but his knee is really weak. He's hobbling as Danny gets up. Danny kicks him in the back of the knee. Hawthorne starts to falls but Danny holds him up. He bends him down and picks him up in a Piledriving, spiking his head against the mat. Danny now goes fore the cover.

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Hawthorne kicks out. Danny stands up and gestures like he's slitting his throat, signalling for his finisher. He pulls Hawthorne up onto his knees and steps back to get a running start. He starts to charge forward getting ready to hit the Southie Kick, but Hawthorne rolls out of the way and Danny's kick just swings and hits nothing. Danny loses his balance and he falls on his back. Hawthorne is on his feet, limping and bouncing off the ropes. He hits The Old School Crunch Leg Drop and covers Danny. Hawthorne places his legs on the middle rope for leverage, which the referee fails to notice.

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VIRGIL: Your winner, and next competitor to advance to tonight's main event, “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne!


JOE: Hawthorne pulls off a last second upset. Hopefully that knee heals before the main event. He not only has Captain Insanity to contend with, but also either Teen Throb or Larsen Van Der Kamp, and a #1 contender spot is on the line.

SKIPPY: That old man is on so many pills he probably won't feel a thing.

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(We open up backstage where we see Michael Saint reading a letter as Larsen Van Der Kamp comes into his office.)

Saint: Larsen what can I do for you?

Larsen: I think we both know what you can do for me.

Saint: Yeah I know what you want.

Larsen: Judging by the look on your face I have a feeling that the news is not what I want.

Saint: Sadly you are right. I got a note here that I got from The Sedition saying that Gabe won't be competing next week. He is having some sort of medical work done and will be unable to wrestle.

Larsen: Will he be at the show?

Saint: Fuck if I know, but this is crap man. I am sorry, but we are getting the run around here.

Larsen: It is not really your fault, but can I see the note.

(Saint hands him the note.)

Larsen: Saint did you read the whole note.

Saint: Just the part where he won't be competing and he has a medical excuse.

Larsen: Well his medical excuse is a freaking in grown toenail.

Saint: Are you serious.

Larsen: That is what the note says. That little prick is going to pay for this.

Saint: We are going to find a way around this man. I will find a way to make sure you get your hands on him.

(Fade)

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JOE: An in grown toe nail? That's the reason Gabreal's using to dodge Larsen's challenge for next week?

SKIPPY: Those things can be serious. Even life threatening. Besides, Rev and Gladiator offered Van Der Kamp a eplacement match.

JOE: Lemme guess. One of the Cobra Kai boys?

SKIPPY: He had his choice of any of the 4. It's not our fault Larsen's being picky.

JOE: I just find it funny that Gabreal couldn't be here this week because of an appeareance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, despite the fact that it doesn't air on Saturdays, and now he ahs a doctors note excusing him because of an in grown toe nail. This man wants a shot at the title?

SKIPPY: That shows you how serious this toe nail issue is. He's willing to pass up a guaranteed title shot. That wasn't an easy decision for him to make.

JOE: All I can say is Gabreal's lucky he's not here tonight. Van Der Kamp is not a happy man, and he's ready to rip apart anyone to get that title shot. He may not have such an easy time. His competition is Teen Throb, who may or may not have been the one who put Captain Insanity out of commission last week. Now Teen Throb just has to get past Van Der Kamp to get another crack at Insanity, who is already in the main event along with Hawthorne. There's only one spot left. Who will it be?

Teen Throb -vs- Van Der Kamp

As the opening harmonies from Watch Out's song Babe You Know You Want Me begin, every man in the arena groans. The girls, at least those under the age of 30 all scream. Teen Throb's pretty ol' face flashes on the big screen and he dances down the aisle in traditional boy band fashion. Once entering the ring Teen Throb lip syncs his own lyrics and swivels his hips to please his fans.

VIRGIL: "Introduscing first, Hailing from Grand Forks, North Dakota, Weighing in at 210 lbs, the man who proves that boy bands still suck, TEEN THROB!!!"

"New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A. The crowd jump on their feet and cheer as Larsen Van Der Kamp makes his way towards the ring. He walks to the ring at a slow pace. He keeps his focus straight ahead as he walks down the aisle. When he reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Larsen stands in the center of the ring. He looks around the arena and sees all the fans cheering for him. He appears overwhelmed by their response. Larsen points out to the crowd and nods his head. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin.

VIRGIL: "His opponent, Now residing in Johannesburg, South Africa, Weighing 229 lbs, he is the white African who forgets who he is, LARSEN VAN DER KAMP!!!"

Both men step to the center of the ring. TT strikes first with a punch to the head, and Larsen returns the favor. The two exchange a few blows back and forth. Larsen goes to hit TT, but TT blocks it. TT steps back and then levels Larsen with a Clothesline. Larsen gets up on his feet and TT runs at him with another Clothesline, but Larsen ducks it and hooks TT's arms to take him down with a Backslide pin attempt,

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TT kicks out. Larsen grabs TT's arm and twists it, but TT kicks off the ropes to do a flip and untwists his arm. He grabs Larsen's arm and flips him down to the mat. Larsen jumps up and TT catches him with a Side Headlock. Larsen grabs TT by the head and executes a Snapmare. Larsen goes to pick TT up, but TT catches him with a Snapmare. TT mounts himself on top of Larsen and starts to nail him with punches to the head, but Larsen catches TT's arms with his legs and pulls him into a pin,

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TT rolls back and grabs Larsen by the legs. He flips over on top of Larsen and tries for a pin,

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Larsen bridges up with TT stil on top of him and spins around to catch TT with another Backslide for the pin,

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TT kicks out.

AIELLO: Nice exchange of pins and counter pins here. These two men have similar styles inside the ring.

SKIPPY: Yeah, but outside of the ring I don't think you'll get any two guys who are more different.

TT runs at Larsenn and catches him with a Flipping Neckbreaker. He runs to the ropes and springboards off the second rope and does a 180 turn in the air to hit Larsen with a Leg Drop. TT goes for the cover,

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Larsen kicks out. TT picks Larsen up and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Larsen reverses and whips TT to the ropes. TT bounces off the ropes and runs towards Larsen.Larsen throws him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Larsen runs at the ropes. He Springboards off the top rope and jumps to the outside. In mid air he catches TT with a Hurricanranna. The fans erupt as Larsen completes the move. Larsen gets up quickly and showboats as the fans give him a standing ovation. He picks TT up and whips him into the ringpost. TT stumbles backwards and Larsen grabs him from behind and executes a Full Nelson Slam. Larsen climbs up on the apron as TT slowly rises to his feet. Larsen jumps up on the top rope and jumps backwards with a Asai Moonsault, but TT catches him in mid air. TT walks over to the barricade with Larsen on his shoulder. He drops Larsen back first onto the baricade in the aisle. He keeps Larsenn positioned on the barricade and climbs into the ring. He bounces off the ropes and runs towards the other set of ropes. He jumps up and springboards off the top rope and soars through the air to the outside and hits Larsen, who is still positioned on the barricade, with a Flying Leg Drop. Larsen falls off the barricade and his head hits the concrete hard. The fans erupt once again with a rare show of respect to Teen Throb.

AIELLO: It's not often that the fans cheer for Teen Throb, but I must say he deserves every accolade for that one.

SKIPPY: I actually here men cheering for Teen Throb. Either the arena is filled with homosexuals, or this is the apocalypse.

The move took quite a toll on TT as well as Larsen. TT seems to have hurt his leg. TT slowly gets up on his feet. He picks Larsen up and throws him in the ring. TT grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. He rolls into the ring and picks up the chair. Larsen gets up to his feet and TT swings the chair. Larsen ducks down and sweeps TT's hurt leg. TT drops to the mat and clutches his leg. Larsen picks up the chair and places it on TT's leg. He quickly jumps up on the top rope. He jumps of the top rope and stomps on the chair crushing TT's leg. Larsen goes for the cover,

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TT rolls Larsen into a Small Package just before the three count for his own pin attempt,

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Larsen kicks out. Both men get up on their feet. Larsen attempts a Supekick, but TT catches Larsen's leg and executes a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. TT climbs up on the top rope and leaps off with PRETTY BOY SPLASH. Larsen rolls out of the way and TT hits the mat so hard that he bounces up and lands on his back. TT rolls out of the ring to try to recouperate. Larsen climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Instead of jumping off he scales the top rope like a tightwire walk half way to the other corner and leaps off, splashing onto Rat Fink with a Shooting Star Press. The fans once again stand and applaud.

AIELLO: These guys are both pulling out all the stops. At this rate whoever wins won't have anything left for the final match.

SKIPPY: You know, there's pills that help your stamina if you know what I mean.

Larsenn rolls off TT and gets up on his feet. The rowdy fans pat Larsen on the back. He picks TT up and sends him crashing against the barricade. Larsen runs at him, but TT drops down and catches Larsen with a Drop Toe Hold. As Larsen goes down his head crashes into the barricade. Blood now trickles down Larsen's face. TT struggles to his feet and picks the champ up to his feet. He climbs up onto the broadcast table and pulls Larsen onto it. TT attempts to Piledrive Larsen, but He can't get Larsen up. Larsen attempts a Back Body Drop, but can't get TT up either. TT finally lifts Larsen up and drives him through the table with a Sit Out Powerbomb. The broadcast table shatters into several pieces.

AIELLO: Again, I hat to admit it, but I have been very impressed with Teen Throb tonight.

SKIPPY: Admit it Joe, you're a closet Watch Out fan.

AIELLO: You watch your mouth Skippy.

TT slowly rises to his feet. He picks Larsen up and throws him into the ring. TT slides in the ring and tries to pick Larsen up, but Larsen drives his head down to the mat with a DDT. Larsen springboards off the top rope with THE MEMORY REMAINS. TT rolls out of the way and Larsen splashes down on the mat. TT leaps up on the top rope and flies off with PRETTY BOY SPLASH, but Larsen gets his knees up. TT lands on Larsen's knees. TT clutches his stomach. Both men get on their feet. TT runs at Larsen, but Larsen catches him in a Small Package for the pin,

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VIRGIL: "Your winner, and final participant advancing to the Main Event, LARSEN VAN DER KAMP."

JOE: So Van Der Kamp moves on. He was so close to winning that SWA Title back at Spring Breakdown, but in the end Tornado had the advantage. Now Van Der Kamp is one win away from a second chance at Tornado and that belt. Can he pull it off? We're only minutes away, and Ian De Tornado himself will be right there in that ring calling the shots. Will Van Der Kamp be able to keep up his endurance in two back to back matches? Will Hawthorne be recovered enough from his injuries? Will Captain Insanity be able to bounce back after a string of recent losses? All 3 men have already won big matches tonight. After this commercial break we'll have the main event. Stay tuned.


OOC: We needed to iron out all the votes before a winner could be determined for the second match, so Gladiator will post it as soon as he gets a chance tomorrow)

[Sedition: Gladiator]

Larsen Van Der Kamp is already standing in the ring. Captain Insanity and Waylon Hawthorne both enter the ring quietly and the three men each stand in their respective corners. "Wind Of Change" begins to play and the SWA Champion Ian DeTornado makes his way to the ring wearing the referee shirt. He stands in the center of the ring and calls for the opening bell.

AIELLO: One of these three men will face Ian DeTornado at Apocalypse Now for the SWA Championship.

The three competitors each are standing in their corners sizing each other up. Larsen starts the action by charging at Insanity. Larsen flies at him and splashes him in the corner. Larsen starts punching Insanity. Larsen whips Insanity the opposite corner. Insanity hits the corner and Larsen runs at him. Larsen jumps up on the second turnbuckle and tosses Insanity back with a Monkey Flip. Larsen then hops up on the top turnbuckle and jumps down on Insanity with a Guillotine Leg Drop. Larsen bends down to cover Insanity, but he rolls Larsen up for the pin,

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Hawthorne, who was waiting for the right time to strike, comes from behind and picks Insanity up and tosses him out of the ring. Hawthorne covers Larsen,

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Larsen kicks out. Insanity gets up on the apron. Hawthorne drives his shoulder into Insanity’s gut through the middle rope. Hawthorne sets Insanity up for a Suplex, but Insanity reverses and suplexes Hawthorne to the outside onto the concrete. Insanity faces Hawthorne and drops down on him from off the apron with an Elbow Smash. Insanity gets up and turn towards the ring. Larsen dives to the outside and nails Insanity with a Springboard Missile Dropkick. Larsen gets up and goes to pick up Hawthorne, but the next thing he knows, Insanity gets up and spins Larsen around. He delivers a Double Arm DDT to the concrete.

AIELLO: Captain Insanity just crushed Van Der Kamp's head on the concrete.

SKIPPY: Van Der Kamp is gonna feel that one in the morning.

Hawthorne gets up on his feet. He creeps up behind Insanity and drops him with an Atomic Drop. Hawthorne tosses Insanity and Larsen both back into the ring. Hawthorne rolls into the ring and covers Larsen,

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Larsen gets his shoulder up. Hawthorne covers Insanity,

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Insanity kicks out. Hawthorne gets up on his feet and starts arguing with Tornado. Insanity gets on his feet and grabs Hawthorne by the head, and tosses him out of the ring. As Hawthorne gets on his feet Insanity launches himself to the outside with a Diving Shoulderblock. Insanity picks Hawthorne up, but Larsen springboards off the top rope and hits both men with a Cross Body Block. Larsen gets on his feet and raises his hands in the air. He tosses Insanity and Hawthorne both into the ring. Larsen goes underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair. He tosses the chair in the ring and starts climbing up on the apron. From behind, the Cobra Kai boys, Tommy, Bobby, Dutch and Johnny. Bobby pulls Van Der Kamp off the apron. He hits him with a spin kick to the face. Larsen drops to his knees. Tommy hits him with some hard karate punches to the face. Tommy picks him up and Dutch hits him with a nice Front Kick. Dutch hold Larsen up who has been busted open again. He says the words "No Mercy", and Johnny flies at him and hits him with a flying sidekick to the head. Larsen drops to the ground and passes out in a pool of his own blood. Tornado notices the ruckus after checking on Insanity and Hawthorne. He flies off the top rope and drops down on all 4 Cobra Kai boys with a Cross Body Block. The boys run off and Tornado kicks Johnny in the butt.

AIELLO: I don't believe this. Rev and Gladiator clearly had their washed up goons target Van Der Kamp.

SKIPPY: I disagree. I think they were just trying to be fair and impartial referees, unlike Ian DeTornado.

AIELLO: I don't know what match you were watching.

As Larsen lies out cold outside the ring, Insanity picks Hawthorne up and places him on the top rope. Insanity climbs up with him and delivers a Super Fall Away Slam. Insanity goes for the cover,

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Hawthorne kicks out. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and tries to lift him in a Gut wrench, but Hawthorne doesn't let Insanity lift him off the mat. Hawthorne reaches up and grabs Insanity by the head. He flips him down to the mat with a Headlock Takedown. Insanity quickly gets up on his feet, but Hawthorne hits him with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Hawthorne picks Insanity up and delivers a Snap Suplex. Hawthorne slowly climbs up onto the top rope, but Insanity gets up on his feet. He grabs Hawthorne by the leg and trips him off balance. Hawthorne's legs split and his groin collides with the top turnbuckle. Insanity climbs up to the top rope and attempts a Superplex, but Hawthorne hits him with an elbow to the side. Hawthorne flips over Insanity and slams him to the mat with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the top rope. Hawthorne goes for the cover,

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Insanity kicks out.

AIELLO: With Van Der Kamp unconcious, this seems to have become a 1 on 1 match now.

SKIPPY: Serves him right for messing with The Sedition.

Hawthorne goes to pick Insanity up, but Insanity headbutts him in the gut. Insanity grabs him by the head and tosses him out of the ring. Hawthorne gets up on his feet and Insanity runs towards the ropes. He dives over the top rope and nails Hawthorne with a Suicide Dive over the top rope. Insanity picks up the ring steps and sets them up next to Hawthorne. Insanity picks Hawthorne up in a Fireman's Carry. He drives Hawthorne's head down to the ring steps with a Death Valley Driver. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and tosses him back in the ring. Insanity slides into the ring and goes for the cover,

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Hawthorne gets his shoulder up.

AIELLO: Somehow, Waylon Hawthorne managed to kick out. That just shows how much these men want to be the #1 Contender for the SWA Championship.

SKIPPY: Come on Joe, both you and I know that Gabreal Martin is the rightful #1 Contender.

AIELLO: He has a funny way of showing it.

Insanity picks Hawthorne up and lifts him up in a Military Press. Insanity drops Hawthorne into a Spinebuster, Insanity goes for the cover,

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Hawthorne kicks out. Insanity picks Hawthorne up and whips him off the ropes. Hawthorne bonces off the ropes. Insanity tries for a Back Body Drop, but Hawthorne hits him with a knee to the face. Insanity stumbles back. He runs at Hawthorne, but Hawthorn catches him with a Arm Drag. Outside the ring Larsen begins to pick himself up off the ground. Insanity gets up on his feet. Hawthorne runs at him and Spears him down to the mat. Hawthorne bounces off the ropes and attempts the OLD SCHOOL CRUNCH, but Insanity rolls out of the way and Hawthorne drops down on the canvas. Van Der Kamp pulls himself up on the apron. Insanity picks up Hawthorne and delivers THE INSANITY BOMB. Insanity goes for the cover,

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Larsen springboards off the top rope and drops down on Insanity with a Swanton Bomb to break the count. He pushes Insanity out of the ring. Larsen quickly runs to the corner jumps up and drops down on Hawthorne with THE MEMORY REMAINS. Larsen covers Hawthorne and Tornado gets in place for the count,

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VIRGIL: "Here is your winner, and the #1 Contender for the SWA Championship, LARSEN VAN DER KAMP!!!"

**Tornado helps the exhasted, and bloodied Van Der Kamp up to his feet. Tornado raises Van Der Kamp's hand in the air as the crowd cheers. Van Der Kamp pulls his arm away from Tornado. Van Der Kamp makes the motion for the belt around his waist and the two men stare each other down.**

AIELLO: "Well, there you have it fans. Larsen Van Der Kamp is the official #1 Contender for the SWA Championship.

SKIPPY: This is an outrage. He cheated.

AIELLO: What are you talking about? He won the match fair and square.

SKIPPY: Nobody is supposed to get up from a beating by the Cobra Kai Boys. He will pay for this.

AIELLO: Well fans, the fact remains Larsen Van Der Kamp is the winner. As for me, I want to go home, and I'm tired of talking to Skippy, so that's all the time we have for tonight. Join us again for another intriguing edition of Saturday Night Fever.