Post by Teen Throb on Jun 12, 2010 8:50:56 GMT -6
{-- Watch Out, everyone's favourite boy band comeback since NKOTB are sifting through piles of fan mail in their managers office. Watch Out is made up of Teen Throb, the stunning and front man with the rock solid abs and sweet dance moves, and all the other guys. JJ, Jerry, Jack Jaswinder. --}
TT- This is great. I miss going through fan mail. Word has gotten out about our comeback. Everyone loves Watch Out again.
Jaswinder- You mean everyone loves Teen Throb. How come none of these people are writing about the rest of us? We're in the band too.
TT- It's a front man thing. People loved Timberlake. They loved Nick Carter. They loved Jordan Knight. It's nothing personal guys. Don't take it too personal. They still love you all. They know your names. It's just you're in the minority of all those guys like... the one in Backstreet Boys with the goatee, and that New Kid on the Block that had those eye brows. You know the one. Someone help me. He was that guy.
Jerry- You forgot his name didn't you?
TT- Whoever he was he had that ugly face. I always wanted to punch him in the mouth. I hated that guy. To be honest I hated all of them. All those OTHER guys. What was I saying again?
{-- Teen Throb waits for a reminder from the rest of the group. They all look depressed. --}
TT- Oh yeah. People remember your names and they still love you. Just like the other guys in NKOTB. Hey here's another letter. It's addressed to all of us. It reads:
Jack- Hey what are they talking about? We're the same old guys. They didn't replace us.
JJ- Don't worry about it. There are still some die hard fans out there who love the rest of us. Just keep looking through the letters.
{-- JJ, Jack, Jerry and Jaswinder pick up handfulls of letters and read the envelopes. Each one is addressed to Teen Throb. The rest of the boys keep looking none the less.--}
TT- While we're waiting why don't we read another one of my fan letters.
See? The rest of the group? She kind of acknowledged your existence. And I do remind myself of a greek adonis with a sexy rhythm. I like this chick. She continues.
Hey why don't we read a different letter?
JJ- No way, I was beginning to like that one.
TT- No it's getting boring. Hey what'd ya know! One addressed to Jerry!
{-- Teen Throb passes the letter to Jerry who grins like a kid at Christmas. Jerry savors the moment and proudly opems the letter addressed to him. He speaks boldly as he reads it out loud. --}
Jerry- This is so exciting. Here it goes.
Aw man.
Great so someone recognizes me but it's from my day job.
TT- Hey a fan is a fan. Let me read one more. It's too me.
What? Stupid?
{--Teen Throb crumples up the letter. --}
Jaswinder- Dude haven't we been telling you that for years?
TT- I don't care what she says, and I don't care what you say. I know why I'm doing this. Watch Out dropped off the map because of a negative press and some lousy production values on our last 3 singles, partly ruined by your tone deaf harmonies. It had nothing to do with wrestling taking my priority. I do what I want. That's why the fans love me. I'm multi talented. Dreamy and brutal all in one flawless package. And where does she get off saying Van Der Kamp will end my career permanently. The guy doesn't even remember his real name. Probably puts his shoes on the wrong feet and underwear on inside out too. I have nothing to worry about against an amnesiac. I'm on the brink of being on top in both of my careers again. Fan mail is puring in, arenas are selling out, and I'm just a few victories away from a shot at the SWA Title. Who else can say that?
JJ- Van Der Kamp.
Jerry- Captain Insanity.
Jack- Geriatric Hawthorne.
Jaswinder- A couple of new guys named Callahan and Depardeu.
TT- And me. That's a 1 in 6 shot at being the next top contender. I'm not worried about Van Der Kamp. I have my sights all the way on the Tornado. That championship will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
TT- This is great. I miss going through fan mail. Word has gotten out about our comeback. Everyone loves Watch Out again.
Jaswinder- You mean everyone loves Teen Throb. How come none of these people are writing about the rest of us? We're in the band too.
TT- It's a front man thing. People loved Timberlake. They loved Nick Carter. They loved Jordan Knight. It's nothing personal guys. Don't take it too personal. They still love you all. They know your names. It's just you're in the minority of all those guys like... the one in Backstreet Boys with the goatee, and that New Kid on the Block that had those eye brows. You know the one. Someone help me. He was that guy.
Jerry- You forgot his name didn't you?
TT- Whoever he was he had that ugly face. I always wanted to punch him in the mouth. I hated that guy. To be honest I hated all of them. All those OTHER guys. What was I saying again?
{-- Teen Throb waits for a reminder from the rest of the group. They all look depressed. --}
TT- Oh yeah. People remember your names and they still love you. Just like the other guys in NKOTB. Hey here's another letter. It's addressed to all of us. It reads:
Dear Watch Out,
I loved you when I was in junior high. So many great memories. My first concert ever was Watch Out and I'll never forget it. Great to see the band is still alive and kicking after almost a decade. Even if it is just Teen Throb and a bunch of new hired dancers. Too bad the other guys couldn't make the reunion.
I loved you when I was in junior high. So many great memories. My first concert ever was Watch Out and I'll never forget it. Great to see the band is still alive and kicking after almost a decade. Even if it is just Teen Throb and a bunch of new hired dancers. Too bad the other guys couldn't make the reunion.
Jack- Hey what are they talking about? We're the same old guys. They didn't replace us.
JJ- Don't worry about it. There are still some die hard fans out there who love the rest of us. Just keep looking through the letters.
{-- JJ, Jack, Jerry and Jaswinder pick up handfulls of letters and read the envelopes. Each one is addressed to Teen Throb. The rest of the boys keep looking none the less.--}
TT- While we're waiting why don't we read another one of my fan letters.
Dear Teen Throb,
I remember the moment like it was yesterday. You were singing and dancing and girating on stage like a greek adonis with sexy rhythym. I was just a young 18 year old who was lucky enough to score front row tickets to Watch Out at Madison Square Garden. I never thought in a million years that as you kicked into the chorus of 'Babe You Know You Want Me' that you'd be looking right in my eyes as you sang each line in perfect harmony with the rest of the group.
I remember the moment like it was yesterday. You were singing and dancing and girating on stage like a greek adonis with sexy rhythym. I was just a young 18 year old who was lucky enough to score front row tickets to Watch Out at Madison Square Garden. I never thought in a million years that as you kicked into the chorus of 'Babe You Know You Want Me' that you'd be looking right in my eyes as you sang each line in perfect harmony with the rest of the group.
See? The rest of the group? She kind of acknowledged your existence. And I do remind myself of a greek adonis with a sexy rhythm. I like this chick. She continues.
I thought for a brief moment that it was all part of the act, but when you picked me out of a crowd outside of your hotel that night and took me upstairs, I knew you were the man for me. A real man. A man who knows how to treat a lady. A man who knows how to take care of my 9 year old daughter. But since all calls to your attorney have gone unanswered, and you continue to dodge that blood test that you know is necessary to start child support proceedings, I can only assume that you're a weak little...
Hey why don't we read a different letter?
JJ- No way, I was beginning to like that one.
TT- No it's getting boring. Hey what'd ya know! One addressed to Jerry!
{-- Teen Throb passes the letter to Jerry who grins like a kid at Christmas. Jerry savors the moment and proudly opems the letter addressed to him. He speaks boldly as he reads it out loud. --}
Jerry- This is so exciting. Here it goes.
Dear Jerry,
I hope this letter finds You... How are you? Are you doing well? I just wanted to compliment you on being such a hard working fantastic all around guy. The job you did when you rotated my tires back in Grand Forks...
I hope this letter finds You... How are you? Are you doing well? I just wanted to compliment you on being such a hard working fantastic all around guy. The job you did when you rotated my tires back in Grand Forks...
Aw man.
when you rotated my tires back in Grand Forks was the bestest tire rotation I've witnessed in my lifetime. Unfortunately you over charged me by $16. I recognized this mistake when I compared your bill to the advertised price listed in the Good Year coupon. Please send a $16 in cash or money order to my listed address on the enclosed envelope.
Great so someone recognizes me but it's from my day job.
TT- Hey a fan is a fan. Let me read one more. It's too me.
Dear Teen Throb,
I'm a big Watch Out fan. Always have been. I even had a membership in the official Watch Out fan club back in my high school days. I know you must hear this all the time, but I considered myself to be your biggest fan. That's why it broke my heart years ago when you put Watch Out on the back burner to do your stupid wrestling gig.
I'm a big Watch Out fan. Always have been. I even had a membership in the official Watch Out fan club back in my high school days. I know you must hear this all the time, but I considered myself to be your biggest fan. That's why it broke my heart years ago when you put Watch Out on the back burner to do your stupid wrestling gig.
What? Stupid?
Your desperate need to prove your manhood is what caused Watch Out to fall off the radar so many years ago. Then your even more desperate need to reclaim your glory is what caused Watch Out's first attempt at a comeback to fail years later. Now I'm disgusted as I watch you throw your hat in the ring again just to show off your macho side. If it wasn't for your constant distraction with wrestling Watch Out would have survived the change in the music scene and continued to grow in popularity throughout the decade. You ended Watch Out's legacy before, and I know your headed for the same disaster again. Stop trying so hard to prove your not a loser and put this wrestling this away once and for all. You were born to sing and dance not suplex and back flip. I can only hope that now that you've been forced to fight someone with real skill and strength like Van Der Kamp he'll put you away once and for all. No more clowns and drunks. Van Der Kamp has been one a winning streak and gone toe to toe with the best in SWA. I hope you realize you don't have a prayer against a guy like him. Just get over your self esteem issues and pull out of SWA once and for all before you get hurt and damage your priceless face. If you're too selfish and determined to have Watch Out fail again just because of your need to be accepted as a man, then I hope Van Der Kamp ends your career permanently, even violently if he has to. I'd rather a hospitalized and broken Teen Throb than another Watch Out reunion ruined by a self obsessed front man with no care for what his fans, managers or band mates want.
Sincerely,
Your former #1 fan
Sincerely,
Your former #1 fan
{--Teen Throb crumples up the letter. --}
Jaswinder- Dude haven't we been telling you that for years?
TT- I don't care what she says, and I don't care what you say. I know why I'm doing this. Watch Out dropped off the map because of a negative press and some lousy production values on our last 3 singles, partly ruined by your tone deaf harmonies. It had nothing to do with wrestling taking my priority. I do what I want. That's why the fans love me. I'm multi talented. Dreamy and brutal all in one flawless package. And where does she get off saying Van Der Kamp will end my career permanently. The guy doesn't even remember his real name. Probably puts his shoes on the wrong feet and underwear on inside out too. I have nothing to worry about against an amnesiac. I'm on the brink of being on top in both of my careers again. Fan mail is puring in, arenas are selling out, and I'm just a few victories away from a shot at the SWA Title. Who else can say that?
JJ- Van Der Kamp.
Jerry- Captain Insanity.
Jack- Geriatric Hawthorne.
Jaswinder- A couple of new guys named Callahan and Depardeu.
TT- And me. That's a 1 in 6 shot at being the next top contender. I'm not worried about Van Der Kamp. I have my sights all the way on the Tornado. That championship will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.