Post by Duke Wallace on May 29, 2010 22:02:18 GMT -6
**Duke Wallace, otherwise known as The Supremacist, stares directly into the camera. **
DUKE: I'm back here again. Another crack at Tornado. It was my first match in SWA. As I've been protesting for weeks it was a flawed and biased decision. But Neither of us won Tornado. That honor went to Captain Insanity. You and I were co-losers Tornado. Where di you go from there? Straight to the Spring Breakdown tournament, where again a flawed and biased opinion had you crowned winner 3 times in one night. You won the SWA Championship. YOU. Ian De Tornado. Only in this weak and pathetic country would officials wbe so concerned with being accused of prejudice that they'd award you three wins in one night and the SWA Championship just to avoid controversy. I'm tired of the immigrants storming in and stealing the thunder of hard working blue collar Canadian men like myself. We now have an SWA Champion crowned on the basis of being politically correct.
I know what everyone is going to say. There's no pity push for the foreigners in SWA. Allow me to present to you my other opponent for this week. Larsen Van Der Kamp. Hailing from, you guessed it, a foreign land. Although he's hiding behind an amnesia story hoping to score sympathy points to go with the sympathy points he's already received for being a foreigner trying to make a living in North America. Except unlike Tornado, I think Van Der Kamp is full of it. He's no more South African than I am. He knocks my claims of being the Supremacist, basing it on my "less than stellar record" as he said. Unfortunately not everyone can hold a few pow wows behind closed doors with good old Michael Saint and suddenly get a main event push straight into SWA Championship contention like Van Der Kamp and Tornado.
I thought when I joined SWA that it would be a chance at a fair life. But as I said before. I've never been given any chances in life, and I'm not expecting one now. I make my own chances. Leave it up to management to finally give me a huge match with the SWA Champ and one of the top contenders, only to sign it as a non title match. That's fine by me. As I said, I'm fully capable of making my own chances. After I beat the top 2 guys in this company, they'll have no choice but to give me my much deserved title shot. How do I plan on defeating the top guns in SWA? Maybe I'll just have to pay Gabreal Martin a few bucks to stand in the entrance way for a few seconds, because both Tornado and Van Der Kamp are so focused on him that they've barely realized I'm signed this week. Not that I doubt my abilities to win it fair and square, but with both of their heads in the clouds worrying about Martin, this could be a cake walk for me.
Saturday Night on Fever, the world will finally see why I am called "The Supremacist".
**The camera backs up and reveal Duke Wallace sitting behind the wheel of his car. Travis Malloy is looking under the hood.**
TRAVIS- Okay, try it now?
**Duke tries to turn over the engine. It roars to life. He takes his foot off the brake, puts it into Drive, and it immediately stalls just as he hits the the gas pedal. Duke slams his hands down on the wheel.**
DUKE- Come on Malloy, can't you do anything right? If this wasn't one of those garbage foreign cars I'd be hitting you instead of the wheel. Go walk back into town and call us a cab. I have a Champion to defeat.
**A disgruntled and frustrated Travis Malloy begins the long walk back to Saskatoon.**
(OOC: Apologies for only writing half an RP. I unexpectedly had to do a very long job today, and the part in the end about the vehicle trouble really happened on the way home. Finally got it running though. )
DUKE: I'm back here again. Another crack at Tornado. It was my first match in SWA. As I've been protesting for weeks it was a flawed and biased decision. But Neither of us won Tornado. That honor went to Captain Insanity. You and I were co-losers Tornado. Where di you go from there? Straight to the Spring Breakdown tournament, where again a flawed and biased opinion had you crowned winner 3 times in one night. You won the SWA Championship. YOU. Ian De Tornado. Only in this weak and pathetic country would officials wbe so concerned with being accused of prejudice that they'd award you three wins in one night and the SWA Championship just to avoid controversy. I'm tired of the immigrants storming in and stealing the thunder of hard working blue collar Canadian men like myself. We now have an SWA Champion crowned on the basis of being politically correct.
I know what everyone is going to say. There's no pity push for the foreigners in SWA. Allow me to present to you my other opponent for this week. Larsen Van Der Kamp. Hailing from, you guessed it, a foreign land. Although he's hiding behind an amnesia story hoping to score sympathy points to go with the sympathy points he's already received for being a foreigner trying to make a living in North America. Except unlike Tornado, I think Van Der Kamp is full of it. He's no more South African than I am. He knocks my claims of being the Supremacist, basing it on my "less than stellar record" as he said. Unfortunately not everyone can hold a few pow wows behind closed doors with good old Michael Saint and suddenly get a main event push straight into SWA Championship contention like Van Der Kamp and Tornado.
I thought when I joined SWA that it would be a chance at a fair life. But as I said before. I've never been given any chances in life, and I'm not expecting one now. I make my own chances. Leave it up to management to finally give me a huge match with the SWA Champ and one of the top contenders, only to sign it as a non title match. That's fine by me. As I said, I'm fully capable of making my own chances. After I beat the top 2 guys in this company, they'll have no choice but to give me my much deserved title shot. How do I plan on defeating the top guns in SWA? Maybe I'll just have to pay Gabreal Martin a few bucks to stand in the entrance way for a few seconds, because both Tornado and Van Der Kamp are so focused on him that they've barely realized I'm signed this week. Not that I doubt my abilities to win it fair and square, but with both of their heads in the clouds worrying about Martin, this could be a cake walk for me.
Saturday Night on Fever, the world will finally see why I am called "The Supremacist".
**The camera backs up and reveal Duke Wallace sitting behind the wheel of his car. Travis Malloy is looking under the hood.**
TRAVIS- Okay, try it now?
**Duke tries to turn over the engine. It roars to life. He takes his foot off the brake, puts it into Drive, and it immediately stalls just as he hits the the gas pedal. Duke slams his hands down on the wheel.**
DUKE- Come on Malloy, can't you do anything right? If this wasn't one of those garbage foreign cars I'd be hitting you instead of the wheel. Go walk back into town and call us a cab. I have a Champion to defeat.
**A disgruntled and frustrated Travis Malloy begins the long walk back to Saskatoon.**
(OOC: Apologies for only writing half an RP. I unexpectedly had to do a very long job today, and the part in the end about the vehicle trouble really happened on the way home. Finally got it running though. )