"The Sounds of the Tornado" EP4

[Ian DeTornado]

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“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 4:
“ Just an ordinary day”

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May 21, 2010, 7:30 pm – LA, California
Ianzky was walking at the parking lot of the radio studio in where he is working,… a familiar looking man approached him, and it’s the SWA interviewer named Travis Malloy.

Ianzky: Yeah man! What’s up? What are you doing here?

Travis: Man, I want to get your side about last week’s show at Fargo, and about your next opponents?

Ianzky: Oh Yeah! I forgot, you are the SWA Interviewer, so, you are here to interview me about thy SWA Stuffs? Mmmm… well… I am sorry, but I only give statements on my radio show, if you want to get my side, listen to “The Sounds of the Tornado” tonight…

Ianzky entered the building and leaved the disappointed Travis.

Upon entering the building, Ianzky was yet again blocked and approached by another person, for this time it’s Jeana, the secretary of MR. McDewell (Station’s CEO).

Ianzky: Oh Jeana my love, my darling, how are you, what do you have for me?

Jeana: Our Stupid Boss, Mr. McDowell wants to talk to you..

Ianzky: oh really? At least he’s just stupid and not as pathetic as my bosses in SWA.

Jeana: I don’t think so… for me, they are all psychotic… just like the Sedition and…. You.

Ianzky: Oh Girl! Ouch! You thinking that… just like them, I am psycho too? That gives me heartache…
Well, B-T-W… where’s McDowell?

Jeana: He’s on his office waiting for you!

Ianzky: okay my Love… thanks.

Jeana: Stop calling me “My Love”… yuck! that is so gross!!!

Ianzky entered McDowell’s office, But McDowell wasn’t there, so Ianzky sit at the visitors’ chair, until he heard something weird, he got curious, so he followed where’s the sounds coming from, utill he reached another room inside McDowell’s office and got shocked on what h had seen…
Mr. McDowell is in the inflatable pool, wearing red polka dots underwear, with two buffed men besides him.

Ianzky: Oh my Holy Polka? What is that?

The Two buffed man took their clothes and run fast out of the room….

Mr. McDowell: What’s the hell are you doing here you idiot?

Ianzky: Yes I am Idiot, but at least I am not gross-gay like you…. By the way, your secretary said that you want to talk to me.

Mr. McDowell: oh yes.. I forgot…

Ianzky smirks and whispered: Looking at you in that inflatable pool reminds me of Wallace and how I almost killed him through drowning him… How about I’ll will drown you too?
Mr. McDowell: are you saying something?

Ianzky: no? I am rehearsing something for my program.

Mr. McDowell: Well, I have to talk to you about your program?

Ianzky: Oh, let me guess, you will increase my salary, because “The Sounds of The Tornado’s” rating was so high, and I bring a lot of sponsors for the station? Am I right?

Mr. McDowell: Oh well… that’s true, the ratings are high, but it is not about increasing your salary…

Ianzky: so, what is this meeting all about?

Mr. McDowell: Your programs gained a lot of criticism from the censorship, and so I warn you, stop talking explicit languages on your show, and stop talking about yourself.

Ianzky: Why not? It’s my show; I will say what I want to say… nobody can stop me in doing what I want to do…

Mr. McDowell: If you don’t want to follow my orders, I will axed you and your show..

Ianzky: you can do it if you want… you are the CEO… and a lot of stations are inviting me... so this station is not a loss to me…

Ianzky walked out the office, but he accidentally kicked the switch of the air pump attached at the inflatable pool.

Upon closing the door, a sound of explosion bangs inside Mr. McDowell’s office.

… And so Ianzky pulled the office’s door again to check what happen inside…

The whole office was flooded with water, and pieces of the torn pool are everywhere, and where’s McDowell? He’s on the ceiling fan, hanging.

Mr. McDowell: Damn you DeTornado!!!!

Ianzky laughed to McDowell and leaved the CEO’s office.

As Ianzky was walking on the hallway, something touched his left shoulder, so he turned back, and he saw Travis smiling at him…

Ianzky: What the F***? Are you stalking me huh Travis?

Travis: Oh please champ, have patience on me, I just need to do my job.

Ianzky: okay, and because you were a good boy, I will give you what you want…

Travis: and so, can I ask you something?

Ianzky: You are already asking…

Travis: So what do you feel about last week’s show..

Ianzky: Just like what I said before, The sedition tried to slow me down and downplay my status as the SWA Champ… they even tried to take my title, but they don’t succeed, It was so funny how Cannabis and martin was thrown out of the building by Michael Saint.
And so, because Martin and cannabis wasn’t there to compete as the mystery opponent of mine, I am expecting either Rev or Gladiator to face me on the ring, but they just did the most idiotic attempt to match me with the Legendary Failure named as Marty Jeanaty. I can’t stop laughing every time I remember it.
Travis: and so what you can say about your next week triple threat match?

Ianzky: Yeah, Triple treat match, and I will be facing two familiar face, and one of the is Joke Walace”….
Travis: sorry but it’s Duke Wallace

Ianzky: whatever name he got… for me, he’s just a Joke…. As I can remember, I almost killed him on our first encounter, actually, I see him as a loser, and I don’t see him to be worthy enough to face me, unlike the other opponent named Liason[b/].

Travis: It is Larsen!

Ianzky: yeah, Larsen… I think he’s the threat among the two… but I am here to destroy every threat at will block my path, may the best man between the two of us win, but wait… I am the best man, right? So I will win….

Travis: Thanks for your time…

Ianzky: wait, nowadays, nothing is for free, you have to pay me for that statements…

Travis: oh!

Ianzky: Don’t worry, you won’t pay it with your like nor money, you should join me on my show as my guest DJ.. are we cool?

Travis: cool! You almost frightened me…

Ianzky and Travis Malloy entered the radio booth and settled up for the show.

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“Wind of Change – emergency siren Remix” was played at the background, and then a familiar voice turned to talk and said…

-=Ian de tornado=-
Once again… Once more… Your radio is not defective…
it’s just me, I am Ianzky,
and you’re tuning into first edition of…
“The Sounds of the Tornado”.
(The final chorus of the theme song tuned was up a little bit and faded when the song ended)

-=Ian de tornado=-
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest,
And I, as your defective DJ will serve you fresh music, and fresh rumors regarding both music and Pro wrestling industry…
Hey Kumpadres y kumadres, this is a very special show, and guess what? We got a very special guest DJ!

… and he no other than… Travis Malloy of SWA!!!

Travis: Yeah good evening listeners and also to you DJ Ianzky…
Well I just feel so…

(Ianzky put his hand on Travis’ mouth )
-=Ian de tornado=-
(whispering) This is my show and you are just my guess, you can only talk if I said so… or else….!

Ianzky browsed the CD racks to get some tracks to play.

-=Ian de tornado=-
Ladies and gentle men, as I said fresh music! We got some tracks here form Billboard 300, and it is my pleasure to play this… Ladies and gentle men, here’s The New Pop Princess and fellow Filipino, Charice Pempengco with her hit song Pyramid!

Ianzky played the said tracks, and talked to Travis to brief him for the show

-=Ian de tornado=-
Boys and girls... I got good news for you, our rating get higher and higher every week, so I your beloved DJ wants to pay tribute to our listener, so I decided to put up new segment on where I will read emails and letters from our listeners.

Travis: oh that’s cool!
-=Ian de tornado=-
So Travis, let’s start the new segment, and because you are my special guest DJ, I want you to be the one pick and read the first luck letter… are you ready?

Travis: okay I am ready

So Travis put his hand on the mailbox to get a letter and suddenly… Travis screamed with pain…
Travis pulled his termite filled hand out of the mailbox…

-=Ian de tornado=-
I said draw the letter, not termites.. you idiot…

Ianzky picked the pink letter and handed to Travis..

Travis:
Dear DJ ianzky,
Good evening to you and to all listener, I wrote this letter just to tell you that I am your biggest fan, I watched all of you fights at SWA, and man, you’re so great, I like your look and your style, and I am glad that you won the SWA championship last PPV.
You deserve where you are now, as far as I know, since the reopening of SWA, you were there to fight every week, you never failed to show up, you never back down, you are always ready to accept all the challenges from your evil bosses Sedition, they tried to downplay you, but they failed.
Unlike other champion, you don’t stop taking challenges; you never hide on your shell to prevent other opponent to get shot on you and your title. You are so consistent on doing what you said. That why you’re simply the best.
I will not say good luck to your next match, because I know you will win it!
More power to you and to your show.

Sincerely yours…
IAN DE TORNADO?

What the fuck? This letter came from you?

-=Ian de tornado=-
Why Travis? Do you have problem with that?

Travis: No, but I have question for you?

-=Ian de tornado=-
So what’s your question?

Travis: I just what to get your thoughts on the rumors that Larsen offers you his congratulations after you win the tile match.

-=Ian de tornado=-
That’s not a rumor, It is true that Larsen Wander-Come congratulates me…

Travis; It’s Larse Van Der Kamp!

-=Ian de tornado=-
That what I said!

Travis: but you said….

-=Ian de tornado=-
Do you have a problem? [/b]

Ianzky stares Travis like a dragon..

Travis: yeah, your right, you said it right, it’s my wrong, sorry…

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Well back to the topic, as I said, Larsen congratulates me, and accepted that I am the better man compared to him, well that acts of him gained him my respect.

Honestly, I consider him as one of the deserving contender for my title; of course, he is more deserving than Cannabis or Martin. He’s a tough guy, but I am tougher than him… I am the best! Iam The SWA Champ!

Acknowledging his toughness doesn’t mean that I will give him this fight… Larsen, I will not make this fight easy for you, As the Champ, I ensure your defeat, just like what I did Last PPV, I will do what it takes just to win all my matches, and I know I can do it! For I am a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious fighter!

So I advise you to take your ass out of my path….
You know what I am capable of….

Yes, I said that I am unstoppable and I already prove that…

And this is not words overconfidence, this are just words of conviction!

No fighter, No Stipulations nor Injuries will stop me!
I know that I could fall, but I have the heart to stand up again and fight!
Because you can't bring the “REAL” good man down…

This is not arrogance! This is the truth!
I already did what I said I will do to my opponents…
I destroyed each and every one of them…

You can cross any lines, but not my line, for it may cause you your life…

I know you are a good man, and I respect you for that, but as a respect, I might shake and beat your head hard to make you understand what I am talking about and to bring your memories back!

I am also looking forward to meet you on Title fight soon, that if you will survive on this triple threat match…

Just like what I always saying…

“Brace yourself… for you cannot escape the eye of the Tornado”


People watching on the booth’s glass wall applauded, and the scene faded to black.