Post by Sedition: Gabreal Martin on May 28, 2010 12:02:53 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]Extreme Enough Episode 4[/glow]
( The scene opens at the United States and Mexican Border where we see Gabreal Martin, Olivia Saint, and Kryptochild on the US side of the boarder. On the other side we see all the contestants of Extreme Enough.)
Olivia Saint: It was good of Rev and Gladiator to pay for this vaction we had this week to Mexico.
Gabreal Martin: They felt I deserved it after the issues I have had with Saint. They want to take my mind off of the whole thing.
Olivia Saint: Yeah that is true we all needed this.
Kryptochild: I didn't
Gabreal Martin: You don't count.
Kryptochild: Douche.
Gabreal Martin: Hello everyone and welcome to Extreme Enough. I am your host Gabreal Martin. To my left is the lovely Olivia Saint to my right is Kryptochild. On the other side of this here fence are the contestants. This week I am going to test the talents of my contestants by having them all cross the boarder from Mexico into The United States.
Ebon: That does not seem so hard.
Gabreal Martin: No you are right, but the hard part is that when you cross into this country you will be coming into the state of Arizona and then driving two miles to a check point. We have a car for each of you. If anyone fails to do this they will be eliminated.
(First up is Jimmy Johnson like last time. Jimmy has a bit of trouble getting over the fence, but gets over before getting to his car and speeding off.)
Jimmy Johnson: This is not so bad I wonder why we are doing this at all.
Gabreal Martin: I know we have Arizona police watching the roads it is only a matter of time before they stop someone.
(Next up is Ebon who has not trouble at all doing the climbing, but he is giving a VW Beetle to drive and has an issue getting in it comfortably.)
Ebon: I can't believe that asshole gave me that car.
Gabreal Martin: I love messing with Ebon he is such a moron this is great stuff.
)Third up is the Englishmen Nigel Adams. Nigel gets over the fence with ease, but gets in the wrong side of the car before realizing the wheel is on the other side in the country. He gets int he correct side and speeds away.)
Nigel Adams: Other than the wheel of the car not being on side I am used to it was fine.
Gabreal Martin: That was my bad I should have remembered that he was not from around here.
(Next is Ultimate Warrior who starts to shake the fense like he did the ropes back in the day until he eventually tears off a small part of it. Everyone looks at him oddly until he moves over and climbs over to the other side and gets away in his car.)
Warrior: That fence went down to the power of my WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabreal Martin: I hate that guy, but he keeps passing so he may actually win this thing.
(Next up is Gina Roberts who is able to fit through the hole Warrior made and gets in a limo going away.)
Gina Roberts: I still love this place.
Gabreal Martin: She is smart and that is good.
Olvia Saint: I may have to hurt her before this is all done.
(Willie Lee gets out a razor cutting himself a few times before cutting the hole Warrior made bigger so he can get through.)
Willie Lee: I am resourceful and that is how I will win this.
Gabreal Martin: You know he is right. I mean he cuts himself and I like that, but hey he got the job done.
(Olivia Oil and King X are next. King X gets over easy as does Olivia Oil. They argue over a car until Olivia kicks King X in the groin getting a moan from all around. She gets in the car and leaves with King X driving her.)
Olivia Oil: I do what needs to be done. I do not drive when I can get someone else to do it.
King X: She is lucky I was in a good mood.
Gabreal Martin: So X has a weakness. That is a good thing to know when I eliminate him and he tries to shank me.
Jason Holmes is next to last he is up and over easily. He jumps all over the place before getting in the car and leaving.)
Jason Holmes: That was great I knew I can win this thing.
Gabreal Martin: I am getting worried no one has died or not made it.
(Last up is Juantastiquo who makes it over the fense easily. He starts to go way in his car, but is stopped by police quickly. Gabreal walks up.)
Gabreal Martin: Is there an issue officer?
Officer: Yes this man just jumped the border into this country and we can't have that. He has no papers to say he is a citizen of this country I am sorry we have to take him in.
Gabreal Martin: Oh wow I guess that is alright. Juan I am sorry you failed to do this you are eliminated.
Gabreal Martin: I guess the new law in Arizona about pulling over certain people does lead to profiling. Though now I know why Rev and Gladiator had me give them Juan's papers that make it legal for him to be here.
fade
Gabreal Martin: Well this is a less than pleasant shock to me. I mean I told the entire world that at the end of Spring Breakdown that I would be the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Though I stand here today without that belt. However, I do not believe that this was my fault at all. I place the blame on the hands of a couple people. First let me tell Larsen Van Der Kamp something. You sir are nothing, but a back door man. I blame you for me not winning that championship. You were not announce for that tournament ahead of time and yet you made it into the finals of it. I mean I am a member of the Sedition Larsen and I do not deserve that. You should not have been there. I guess that is the only issue with the open tournament format we can get pricks like you who like to walk in the back door to get the win. I will get my pay back on you someday Larsen, but know this it will be on my own time not yours. You hate The Sedition well I am The Sedition's Chosen One. You are not going to get rid of me or anyone else any time soon. Then we got the other person who screwed me Michael Saint. I had Larsen Van Der Kamp beaten, but he had to stick his nose into my business once again. I mean isn't it enough that he banned Kid Cannabis from the building for no real reason what so ever, but he also tries to screw me out of my shot in the finals. My belief is that if he would not have got involved against Larsen I would have beaten him and then beat Tornado easily to be the champion right now. Saint you screwed me over royally. This thing between us is far from over pal. Tornado you are on borrowed time. If Saint did not lock me out of the building last show I would have taken your belt away from you to start off the show making you an after thought. So Tornado know you are on my list right now.
(He pauses and takes a few deep breathes.)
Gabreal Martin: However, I am not taking on Larsen Van Der Kamp this week and I am not taking on Ian DeTornado this week. Oh no, I am taking on the man that I call The Assisted Living Superstar one Mr. Waylon Hawthorne. You know this match really is completely beneath me in every way that one could think was possible. I mean I am a real superstar in this business Waylon and what are you? A man that his biggest claim to fame was losing to Bob Backlund back before I was even born. I mean really what kind of career milestone was that? If I were alive and competing in that time frame I would have destroyed Backlund and became a World Champion and when I had to take you on I would have beaten you in less than half of the time that Backlund did. Oh well I guess that is just me though, because I am the most talented wrestler in the entire world today. I am the Sedition Wrestling Alliance's number one man and the man that was chosen to lead it into its new era. I am young and I am not even in my prime yet. What about you Waylon? When were you in your prime? Are you in your prime right now? No way, I mean you have not got a major win since you came back into this federation. Were you in your prime when you were in this federation back in the day when you were Television Champion? Not really, because you were not that good a champion if I remember. Were you in your prime against Backlund? I guess that would be the best time to think that you were, but who knows I mean you were sort of old then. You were not as old as you are now, but you were not a spring chicken at that time either if I am correct and I know that I am.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: I know when you were in your prime though Waylon. It was back in the day. I mean way back in the day. I have read in the Bible that you were in the first ever tag team match in wrestling history. You and your partner Judas took on Jesus and John the Baptist. It was said to be a sight to behold and you were the man that took the fall for your team and lost that match. I guess you can't say much Waylon, because we all know you are not better than Jesus or John the Baptist, that means your loss was not shock to anyone. At least you can say you were part of the biggest wrestling match up to that time I mean everyone wanted to see that one. Now you are a pathetic little joke of a man. Let us take a look at the tournament and compare how we each did. You came in and in the first round lost to a clown. You lost to a CLOWN and it was in round one. You and Kiljoy have a history and that history is wrote simply this way. You go out and get beaten by him each and every time that you two have a match. It is not so much a rivalry as it is a complete blow out on his part. Now me in the tournament I beat Teen Throb in round one and if I was not screwed by Michael Saint I would have won the entire thing. I should be SWA Champion right now that is something that you will never be able to say. Waylon you might have been something way back when my grandparents were in diapers, but that is not the world you live in today. I am a real star in this business. You are just another name that I am going to beat easily. I am not worried about this match at all.
(He pauses a moment.)
Gabreal Martin: I really do not need to take part in this match. I make one call and I have the night off. Really all I have to do is come the match and offer you some prune juice and the entire series of Matlock on DVD and I think that you might actually give up for me. I am not going to do that though. I may not know what this match we are in is, but I do not care at all. I am going to go out and beat you Waylon. In you I see all those I hate right now. I see Ian DeTornado. I see Larsen Van Der Kamp. I see Michael Saint. That makes me dangerous. This night will be my night. It will get my closer to what I deserve The Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Championship.
(Fade)
( The scene opens at the United States and Mexican Border where we see Gabreal Martin, Olivia Saint, and Kryptochild on the US side of the boarder. On the other side we see all the contestants of Extreme Enough.)
Olivia Saint: It was good of Rev and Gladiator to pay for this vaction we had this week to Mexico.
Gabreal Martin: They felt I deserved it after the issues I have had with Saint. They want to take my mind off of the whole thing.
Olivia Saint: Yeah that is true we all needed this.
Kryptochild: I didn't
Gabreal Martin: You don't count.
Kryptochild: Douche.
Gabreal Martin: Hello everyone and welcome to Extreme Enough. I am your host Gabreal Martin. To my left is the lovely Olivia Saint to my right is Kryptochild. On the other side of this here fence are the contestants. This week I am going to test the talents of my contestants by having them all cross the boarder from Mexico into The United States.
Ebon: That does not seem so hard.
Gabreal Martin: No you are right, but the hard part is that when you cross into this country you will be coming into the state of Arizona and then driving two miles to a check point. We have a car for each of you. If anyone fails to do this they will be eliminated.
(First up is Jimmy Johnson like last time. Jimmy has a bit of trouble getting over the fence, but gets over before getting to his car and speeding off.)
Jimmy Johnson: This is not so bad I wonder why we are doing this at all.
Gabreal Martin: I know we have Arizona police watching the roads it is only a matter of time before they stop someone.
(Next up is Ebon who has not trouble at all doing the climbing, but he is giving a VW Beetle to drive and has an issue getting in it comfortably.)
Ebon: I can't believe that asshole gave me that car.
Gabreal Martin: I love messing with Ebon he is such a moron this is great stuff.
)Third up is the Englishmen Nigel Adams. Nigel gets over the fence with ease, but gets in the wrong side of the car before realizing the wheel is on the other side in the country. He gets int he correct side and speeds away.)
Nigel Adams: Other than the wheel of the car not being on side I am used to it was fine.
Gabreal Martin: That was my bad I should have remembered that he was not from around here.
(Next is Ultimate Warrior who starts to shake the fense like he did the ropes back in the day until he eventually tears off a small part of it. Everyone looks at him oddly until he moves over and climbs over to the other side and gets away in his car.)
Warrior: That fence went down to the power of my WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabreal Martin: I hate that guy, but he keeps passing so he may actually win this thing.
(Next up is Gina Roberts who is able to fit through the hole Warrior made and gets in a limo going away.)
Gina Roberts: I still love this place.
Gabreal Martin: She is smart and that is good.
Olvia Saint: I may have to hurt her before this is all done.
(Willie Lee gets out a razor cutting himself a few times before cutting the hole Warrior made bigger so he can get through.)
Willie Lee: I am resourceful and that is how I will win this.
Gabreal Martin: You know he is right. I mean he cuts himself and I like that, but hey he got the job done.
(Olivia Oil and King X are next. King X gets over easy as does Olivia Oil. They argue over a car until Olivia kicks King X in the groin getting a moan from all around. She gets in the car and leaves with King X driving her.)
Olivia Oil: I do what needs to be done. I do not drive when I can get someone else to do it.
King X: She is lucky I was in a good mood.
Gabreal Martin: So X has a weakness. That is a good thing to know when I eliminate him and he tries to shank me.
Jason Holmes is next to last he is up and over easily. He jumps all over the place before getting in the car and leaving.)
Jason Holmes: That was great I knew I can win this thing.
Gabreal Martin: I am getting worried no one has died or not made it.
(Last up is Juantastiquo who makes it over the fense easily. He starts to go way in his car, but is stopped by police quickly. Gabreal walks up.)
Gabreal Martin: Is there an issue officer?
Officer: Yes this man just jumped the border into this country and we can't have that. He has no papers to say he is a citizen of this country I am sorry we have to take him in.
Gabreal Martin: Oh wow I guess that is alright. Juan I am sorry you failed to do this you are eliminated.
Gabreal Martin: I guess the new law in Arizona about pulling over certain people does lead to profiling. Though now I know why Rev and Gladiator had me give them Juan's papers that make it legal for him to be here.
fade
Gabreal Martin: Well this is a less than pleasant shock to me. I mean I told the entire world that at the end of Spring Breakdown that I would be the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Though I stand here today without that belt. However, I do not believe that this was my fault at all. I place the blame on the hands of a couple people. First let me tell Larsen Van Der Kamp something. You sir are nothing, but a back door man. I blame you for me not winning that championship. You were not announce for that tournament ahead of time and yet you made it into the finals of it. I mean I am a member of the Sedition Larsen and I do not deserve that. You should not have been there. I guess that is the only issue with the open tournament format we can get pricks like you who like to walk in the back door to get the win. I will get my pay back on you someday Larsen, but know this it will be on my own time not yours. You hate The Sedition well I am The Sedition's Chosen One. You are not going to get rid of me or anyone else any time soon. Then we got the other person who screwed me Michael Saint. I had Larsen Van Der Kamp beaten, but he had to stick his nose into my business once again. I mean isn't it enough that he banned Kid Cannabis from the building for no real reason what so ever, but he also tries to screw me out of my shot in the finals. My belief is that if he would not have got involved against Larsen I would have beaten him and then beat Tornado easily to be the champion right now. Saint you screwed me over royally. This thing between us is far from over pal. Tornado you are on borrowed time. If Saint did not lock me out of the building last show I would have taken your belt away from you to start off the show making you an after thought. So Tornado know you are on my list right now.
(He pauses and takes a few deep breathes.)
Gabreal Martin: However, I am not taking on Larsen Van Der Kamp this week and I am not taking on Ian DeTornado this week. Oh no, I am taking on the man that I call The Assisted Living Superstar one Mr. Waylon Hawthorne. You know this match really is completely beneath me in every way that one could think was possible. I mean I am a real superstar in this business Waylon and what are you? A man that his biggest claim to fame was losing to Bob Backlund back before I was even born. I mean really what kind of career milestone was that? If I were alive and competing in that time frame I would have destroyed Backlund and became a World Champion and when I had to take you on I would have beaten you in less than half of the time that Backlund did. Oh well I guess that is just me though, because I am the most talented wrestler in the entire world today. I am the Sedition Wrestling Alliance's number one man and the man that was chosen to lead it into its new era. I am young and I am not even in my prime yet. What about you Waylon? When were you in your prime? Are you in your prime right now? No way, I mean you have not got a major win since you came back into this federation. Were you in your prime when you were in this federation back in the day when you were Television Champion? Not really, because you were not that good a champion if I remember. Were you in your prime against Backlund? I guess that would be the best time to think that you were, but who knows I mean you were sort of old then. You were not as old as you are now, but you were not a spring chicken at that time either if I am correct and I know that I am.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: I know when you were in your prime though Waylon. It was back in the day. I mean way back in the day. I have read in the Bible that you were in the first ever tag team match in wrestling history. You and your partner Judas took on Jesus and John the Baptist. It was said to be a sight to behold and you were the man that took the fall for your team and lost that match. I guess you can't say much Waylon, because we all know you are not better than Jesus or John the Baptist, that means your loss was not shock to anyone. At least you can say you were part of the biggest wrestling match up to that time I mean everyone wanted to see that one. Now you are a pathetic little joke of a man. Let us take a look at the tournament and compare how we each did. You came in and in the first round lost to a clown. You lost to a CLOWN and it was in round one. You and Kiljoy have a history and that history is wrote simply this way. You go out and get beaten by him each and every time that you two have a match. It is not so much a rivalry as it is a complete blow out on his part. Now me in the tournament I beat Teen Throb in round one and if I was not screwed by Michael Saint I would have won the entire thing. I should be SWA Champion right now that is something that you will never be able to say. Waylon you might have been something way back when my grandparents were in diapers, but that is not the world you live in today. I am a real star in this business. You are just another name that I am going to beat easily. I am not worried about this match at all.
(He pauses a moment.)
Gabreal Martin: I really do not need to take part in this match. I make one call and I have the night off. Really all I have to do is come the match and offer you some prune juice and the entire series of Matlock on DVD and I think that you might actually give up for me. I am not going to do that though. I may not know what this match we are in is, but I do not care at all. I am going to go out and beat you Waylon. In you I see all those I hate right now. I see Ian DeTornado. I see Larsen Van Der Kamp. I see Michael Saint. That makes me dangerous. This night will be my night. It will get my closer to what I deserve The Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Championship.
(Fade)
