SNF: Fargo (5/15/10)

[Sedition: The Rev]

PRESENTS



Live from
FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA, USA



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**The show opens with a flash back to the end of Spring Breakdown. It's the tournament finals. Gabreal Martin, Larsen Van Der Kamp and Ian DeTornado are all exhausted after not only 2 previous matches, but a grueling Ladder Match finals.

Tornado gets up on his feet and sets up a ladder. He climbs up to the top of the ladder and leaps into the air. In mid air he grabs onto the rope holding the belt. He kicks the ladder Martin and Larsen are on over. The ladder tips and Larsen and Martin both fall off the ladder, and out of the ring down to the concrete. Tornado hangs from the rope with nothing underneath him, but the canvas to break his fall. He pulls the belt off the rope and plummets down to the canvas with the belt in hand. The referee calls for the bell.

VIRGIL: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and New SWA Champion, Ian DeTornado!!!

Wind of change" begins to play. Tornado lies out cold on the mat from the fall. The referee raises Tornado's hand in the air. The fans cheer as Tornado slowly gets up onto his knees. The slow motion shot of Tornado's celebration is shown as it fades into the show.**

SWA!
SWA!
SWA!
SWA!
SWA!

**The fans in Fargo chant wildly. Their cheers soon turn to boos as SWA Owners The Rev and Gladiator appear in the entrance way. They walk down the aisle and slide into the ring. As the boos die down Rev raises a mic.**

REV: After a long and hard fought tournament, Ian DeTornado is your new SWA Champion.

**The fans erupt in cheers.**

REV: That's right, I said Tornado......... NOT Gabreal Martin or Kid Cannabis as we conceived and orchestrated. We put in weeks of work setting up this tournament, preparing Martin and Cannabis for an all Sedition final, only to have Michael Saint butt his nose into our business yet again, and walk Cannabis out of the building. He then turns around and reverses the decision that we made as unbiased offcials in the semi finals match, and allows Larsen Van Der Kamp to advance to the finals. In the end, Ian DeTornado becomes the new SWA Champion. Not our plan! Never was! And we intend to right that here tonight in Fargo!

**The fans are booing.**

GLADIATOR: Many fans may have noticed that we placed Ian DeTornado in the opening match against an opponent of our choosing. Tornado made a statement that he believes this to be our attempt to downplay his accomplishment. I'm glad that he's smart enough to pick up on our subtle management tricks. If he thinks we're downplaying his championship win, that's because his win is nothing more than a fluke, and he'll never rise to the status of someone such as Gabreal Martin and Kid Cannabis.

**More boos at the mention of Gabreal and Kid Can.**

GLADIATOR: That is why here tonight, the man born to wear that belt will get his shot at the title. I give you Ianzky's mystery opponent, Mr. Gabreal Martin!

**The fans boo. Gabreal's music begins to play, but he never appears. Rev and Gladiator wait and wait and wait. Now they start to look frustrated.**

REV: What's going on here? Where's Gabreal Martin at?

**There's a silence until “The Winds of Change begins to play and the fans pop. Ian DeTornado appears at the top of the entrance ramp wearing the SWA Championship belt around his waist. He has a microphone.**

IAN: I'm sorry bosses, but Gabreal couldn't be here today. It's too bad really, because I know how much this rematch meant to both you and him. I had a bit of a talk with Michael Saint backstage, and he mentioned something about Gabreal Martin being sent home without pay for the day. Didn't get the whole story. I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding. So why don't you find someone else to throw at me. I'm ready for all comers. I'm show everyone in attendance and the millions of fans around the globe why I'm the undisputed SWA Champion. I went through 4 guys in one night to win this thing. I'm not about to let you take my glory away this soon. I'll be waiting in the ring for whoever you have for me.

**”The Winds of Change” plays again and Ian DeTornado walks down to the ring. Rev and Gladiator storm out and rush backstage. It cuts to Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite at ringside.**

JOE: Just one week after Spring Breakdown, and the drama has started all over again. Rev and Gladiator's plan to take the title away from Tornado in his first defense has backfired. Now the question is who will they find to face him on short notice?

SKIPPY: Kid Cannabis is will come through. That title doesn't belong on Tornado's waist. We need to reclaim it immediately.

JOE: Right. Why don't you get on that ASAP. In the meantime, lets show all the fans at home what's scheduled for tonight's show.

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TABLES, CHAIRS AND USED CAR PARTS MATCH

VAN DER KAMP
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE



REGULAR MATCH

MR. KILJOY
-vs-
TEEN THROB



MYSTERY OPPONENT MATCH

IAN DETORNADO
-vs-
SEDITION MYSTERY OPPONENT




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**It cuts backstage where Rev and Gladiator are meeting with Michael Saint.**

GLADIATOR: On what authority did you send Gabreal Martin home?

SAINT: It's as simple as this. He had no backstage pass. By your rules, nobody is allowed backstage without a pass. I'm just following the rules you set out.

REV: You think you won this round, Saint? We still have Cannabis. We'll set him up against Tornado.

SAINT: I think I forgot to mention that Cannabis was sent home as well.

GLADIATOR: Don't tell me. No backstage pass?

SAINT: No he had one alright. With Gabreal Martin's picture on it. If he had only shown up with his own, we could have avoided this whole mess. Your boys are a little unorganized. You should work on that with them.

REV: Great. So where are we going to find an opponent for Tornado on such short notice?

**A mulletted figure appears a split second later behind Rev and Gladiator. It's Marty Jannetty, dressed to wrestle in his neon spandex with green tassles hanging from his arms.**

MARTY: Put me in. Please put me in.

REV: I'm sorry, but you're just not ready yet, Rick Springfield.

MARTY: I'm not Rick Springfield. I'm Marty Jannetty.

REV: Oh......

**Rev and Gladiator look at each other and shrug their shoulders.**

REV: I guess we have no choice. Go get em Rocker.

MARTY: Woooooo! I'm gonna Rock, Rock til I Drop, Rock Rock Never Stop!

**Marty does a cartwheel and runs through the entrance curtain.

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Ian De Tornado -vs- Marty Janetty

Tornado is already in the ring holding his SWA Championship. Marty Jannetty's late 80s Rockers theme plays and he comes sprinting down the aisle screaming and thrusting his arms in the air. He stands on the apron and does a sommersault over the ropes to enter the ring.

(The bell rings and we are underway. Tornado starts off hot and heavy right away laying into Marty like a little punk. Marty is not getting a single shot in and Tornado is a house of fire. Tornado with a spin kick that sends down Marty like a load of bricks. Tornado goes for a cover

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Tornado picks up Marty to do more damage. Tornado gets Marty to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Tornado bends down for a back body drop, but no Marty sets him up and Rocker Dropper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Tornado gets right up after getting it done to him!)


Skippy: No effect at all!

Joe: What will it take to get rid of him now!

(Tornado runs over and clotheslines Marty. Marty goes for a frankensteiner, but Tornado reverses into a powerbomb into a cover

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Tornado picks up Marty! Tornado gets to his feet and stares down at his opponent. The crowd roars for the man that is their champion. Tornado drags Marty to the center of the ring and hits the ropes springboarding back with The Tornadosault!!!!!!

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Tornado picks up Marty!)

Skippy: This is just wrong The Sedition are right to not want him as a champion.

[/color=gold]Joe: I disagree this is him making a statement to them.[/color]

(Tornado hits the ropes and comes back with another Tornadosualt!!!!!!

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Winner: Ian DeTornado!

The SWA Champion celebrates in the ring as Marty rolls under the ropes and sulks back down the aisle.


JOE: What a pathetic attempt by The Sedition to demean the new Champion.

SKIPPY: What a pathetic attempt by Michael Saint to keep Tornado in the position of Champion that he never deserved in the first place.

JOE: He went through Captain Insnaity, Mr. Kiljoy, Larsen Van Der Kamp and Gabreal Martin all in one night.

SKIPPY: Oh yeah? Well he broke quite a sweat doing it. I never break a sweat. That is unless I.......

JOE: Don't finish that sentence. I swear I will kill you on the spot. I can even collect $25,000 doing it.

SKIPPY: You don't mean.

JOE: Oh yes I do. Kiljoy's bounty on your head. For once it's your life at stake and not my own.

SKIPPY: I've been looking over my shoulder everywhere I go. I feel like I'm being followed. I gotta get out of here. It's no longer safe to be out in the open like this.

JOE: No Skippy, we have a show to do.....

**Skippy runs away from the commentators table and disappears behind the curtain.**

JOE: Grr. We'll be back after this break.

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TO BE CONTINUED...

Remaining results to be posted tomorrow

[Sedition: The Rev]

- The camera cuts to back stage, Skippy runs past the camera man. The camera man pans back to see what Skippy is running from. Got Milk? comes charging down the hall mooing loudly. Skippy turns a corner down another hallway. The camera man runs after Skippy and Got Milk? to capture the action. Got Milk? closes in on Skippy. At the last second he pulls open an office door and dives inside.

- Rev and Gladiator are sitting in front a large TV watching the Saturday Night Fever, they turn around towards the office door when they realize they're on TV. Skippy leans against the door, trying to catch his breath. -

Rev: What have we told you about not knocking?

Gladiator: Yea! What if we had women in here?

Skippy: Got... Milk....

-Rev and Gladiator look at each other slightly confused. -

Rev: We don't have any milk, have you checked the coffee stand?

- Skippy shakes his head, still out of breath. -

Skippy: No.. No... Got Milk?.... Kiljoy.... Bounty money.

- Rev and Gladiator look at each other and nod. -

Gladiator: Well why didn't you just say that in the first place. I've got something that should help you with your little problem.

Seconds later the office door bursts open and Skippy runs out wielding a branding iron. Got Milk? moo's in surprise and fear. Skippy waves the branding iron around and starts towards the two men in cow costumes. Got Milk? scramble to get away as Skippy chances down the hallway.

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**Back at ringside Joe Aillo can't help but laugh to himself.**

JOE: I'm loving every minute of this. The best part is, Kiljoy is up next, so Skippy has nowhere to run. Ladies and gentlemen, last week at the Spring Breakdown tournament, Teen Throb fought a hard fight but was eliminated in the first round by Gabreal Martin. Kiljoy made it all the way to the semi finals, and just barely got beaten by new Champion Ian De Tornado. The question is, has Kiljoy recovered enough from the tournament to compete against Teen Throb, who only had the one match in the quarter finals?

**Skippy reappears at the commentators table panting.**

SKIPPY: The cows...... Got Milk............. trying to kill me.......

JOE: Looks like you lost them. Why don't we move on to our next match.

SKIPPY: Yes............ please do.

JOE: Teen Throb vs Mr. Kiljoy!

SKIPPY: Kiljoy? Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Mr. Kiljoy -vs- Teen Throb

As the opening harmonies from Watch Out's song Babe You Know You Want Me begin, every man in the arena groans. The girls, at least those under the age of 30 all scream. Teen Throb's pretty ol' face flashes on the big screen and he dances down the aisle in traditional boy band fashion. Once entering the ring Teen Throb lip syncs his own lyrics and swivels his hips to please his fans.

VIRGIL: "Intorducing first, Hailing from Grand Forks, North Dakota, weighing in at 210 lbs, He is the music blaring, track suit wearing, pretty boy who makes the ladies swoon, TEEN THROB!!!

When the theme to Silent Hill blast in the arena we then see green smoke coming from the entranceway and then we see The Massive Mr.Kiljoy comes out with a sadistic smile on his face then he is followed by his faithfull sidekick the midget clown Frak. Then they both come into the ring and Mr. Kiljoy goes to the corner and climbs it and raises both his arms in the air as Frak is running around in the ring like a rabid pitbull.

VIRGIL: "His opponent, hailing from the circus... probably, weighing in at 320 lbs, he is the most insane clown in the world, and in my opinion the scariest as well, MR. KILJOY!!!"

Kiljoy charges after Teen Throb, but Teen Throb jumps out of the ring. Kiljoy gets out of the ring and begins to chase after Teen Throb. He chases him in a complete circle and Teen Throb rolls back in the ring. Kiljoy gets back into the ring and Teen Throb jumps back out. By this time the fans are booing and chanting "Sissy" to Teen Throb. Teen Throb stands outside the ring and Kiljoy reaches down and grabs Teen Throb by his spiky hair. He pulls him up by the hair onto the apron. Kiljoy grabs him by the head and suplexes him into the ring. Kiljoy picks him up and whips him off the ropes. Teen Throb bounces off the ropes and Kiljoy catches him with a Spinebuster on the return. Kiljoy goes for an early cover,

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Teen Throb kicks out. Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up and sets him up COTTON CANDY, but Teen Throb drops to his knees and hits Kiljoy with a Lowblow. Kiljoy falls to his knees and Teen Throb hits him with a Superkick to the chin. Kiljoy falls flat on his back and Teen Throb climbs up on the top rope. He flies off and lands on Kiljoy with a Swanton Bomb. Teen Throb goes for the cover,

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Kiljoy kicks out.

AIELLO: You know, Teen Throb can be fairly impressive in the ring considering the fact that he's such a weiner outside of the ring.

SKIPPY: I just hope he's up to the task of beating the clown. I wish someone would just take him out already and put me out of my misery.

Teen Throb picks Kiljoy up and whips him off the ropes. Kiljoy bounces off the ropes and Teen Throb catches him with a Hurricanranna. Teen Throb runs towards the ropes and springboards off the second rope with a Lionsault, but Kiljoy gets his knees up and Teen Throb lands right on his knees. Both men get up to their feet and begin to exchange blows back and forth. Kiljoy goes for a boot to the face, but Teen Throb crawls between his legs. Teen Throb jumps on Kiljoy's back and applies a Sleeper hold. Kiljoy grabs Teen Throb by the head and flips him over onto the mat. Klijoy tries to stomp down on him, but Teen Throb rolls out of the way. Kiljoy keeps trying to stomp on him, but Teen Throb keeps rolling. Teen Throb kicks up and runs at Kiljoy. He attempts a Clothesline, but Kiljoy ducks it. Teen Throb bounces off the ropes and Kiljoy catches him with a Back Body Drop. Teen Throb manages to land on his feet. He commes form behind and aatempts a German Suplex, but Kiljoy hits him with a hard elbow to the jaw. Kiljoy lunges at Teen Throb, but he dodges and hides in between the ropes.

AIELLO: This match is complete madness. Neither man can seem to get ahead.

SKIPPY: Just keep that clown away from me.

AIELLO: There's no need to be scared of Kiljoy. He already said he's not going to come after you. He's leaving that for the rest of the world.

SKIPPY: I live in fear everyday of my life. Normally I would be hitting on the redhead in the second row, but for all I know she could be here to cash in on the reward for my head.

Kiljoy approaches Teen Throb, but Teen Throb pokes him in the eyes. Teen Throb attempts a Spear, but Kiljoy catches him and slams him down to the mat with a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up off the mat and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Kiljoy climbs up to the top and delivers a Super DDT from the top rope. He covers Teen Throb,

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Teen Throb kicks out. Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up and tosses him out of the ring. Kiljoy climbs out and picks Teen Throb up. He whips Teen Throb towards the ringpost. Teen Throb hits the post and drops to the ground. Kiljoy picks him up and Powerbombs him to the concrete. Kiljoy then throws Teen Throb back in the ring and Kiljoy goes for the cover,

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Teen Throb gets his shoulder up. Kiljoy picks Teen Trob up and whips him off the ropes. Teen Throb bounces off the ropes and Kiljoy catches him with a Tilt-a-Whirl Sideslam. Kiljoy then bounces off the ropes and drops on Teen Throb with a Splash. Kiljoy goes for the pin,

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Teen Throb kicks out.

AIELLO: Teen Throb is really taking a beating here now. That's more like the Teen Throb I remembered.

SKIPPY: I had a nightmare that this exact thing was happening, but instead of Teen Throb, it was mee getting destroyed.

Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up and picks him up in a Powerbomb, but Teen Throb flips over with a Sunset Flip and rolls Kiljoy up for the pin attempt,

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Kiljoy kicks out. Both men get up on their feet. Teen Throb charges at Kiljoy and Kiljoy nails him with a Clothesline. Teen Throb drops to the mat and Kiljoy climbs up on the second turnbuckle. He jumps off and splashes down on Teen Throb. Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up in a Military Press and throws him out of the ring. Kiljoy picks Teen Throb up and stands up on the apron. Kiljoy Powerbombs Teen Throb off the apron and onto the broadcast table. Teen Throb lands on the broadcast table, but it doesn't break. Kiljoy shrugs his shoulders. He jumps off the apron and splashes down on Teen Throb and both men crash through the table.

AIELLO: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Kiljoy picks up the battered and broken Teen Throb and throws him into the ring. Kiljoy is about to get back into the ring, but he notices Skippy trying to hide in the ruins of the broadcast table. Kiljoy points and starts laughing maniacally at him, but behind him Teen Throb is scaling the top rope. Kiljoy turns around and Teen Throb jumps off and hits Kiljoy with a Corkscrew Cross Body Block. Teen Throb picks Kiljoy up and Whips him against the rail. Kiljoy stands against the rail and Teen Thorb runs at him and hits him with a flying Clothesline. Both men fall over the rail and into the crowd. Teen Throb grabs Kiljoy by the head and smashes his head onto the rail. Teen Throb throws Kiljoy over the rail. He then climbs up on the rail and drops down on Kiljoy with a Elbow Smash. Teen Throb throws Kiljoy into the ring and climbs up on the apron. He jumps up and springboards off the top rope and lands on Kiljoy with a Guillotine Leg Drop. Teen Throb goes for the cover,

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Kiljoy kicks out. Teen Throb pulls Kiljoy close to the corner and jumps up and lands on Kiljoy with a Moonsault. Teen Throb goes for the cover again,

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Kiljoy kicks out.

AIELLO: Somehow, Teen Throb is managing to stay in this. Teen Throb is howing heart and courage, while my broadcast colleague is hiding underneath a piece of broken wood.

SKIPPY: I am glad you find my misery amusing Joe.

AIELLO: Yeah, me too.

Teen Throb picks Kiljoy up and delivers a Piledriver. Teen Throb climbs up to the top rope and shakes his booty for the ladies. The men once again start chanting "Sissy". He jumps off the top rope with the PRETTY BOY SPLASH, but Kiljoy rolls out of the way. Teen Throb crashes down on the canvas. Kiljoy and Teen Throb both slowly get back up to their feet. Teen Throb runs at Kiljoy who's standing in the corner. Kiljoy moves out of the way and Teen Throb crashes into the turnbuckle. Kiljoy turns Teen Throb around and grbs him by the throat. Kiljoy lifts him up and prepares to slam him down with COTTON CANDY. From behind, Waylon Hawthorne runs out to the ring. He starts throwing rocks at Kiljoy. He throws one that hits Kiljoy right in the back of the head. Kiljoy turns around and starts to advance towards Hawthorne. Hawthorne throws a big rock and it hits Kiljoy right between the eyes. Kiljoiy stumbles backwards and Teen Throb rolls him up in a School Boy Cradle for the pin,

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VIRGIL: "Here is your winner, TEEN THROB!!!"

JOE: What a shocking turn of events. Waylon Hawthorne comes out here, literally throwing rocks at Kiljoy, which causes Teen Throb to pick up the win.

SKIPPY: Good! Serves that clown right!

JOE: I guess Hawthorne is still a little upset about Kiljoy eliminating him in the first round of the tournament last week.

SKIPPY: He should've thrown knives or something more deadly. I hate that clown

JOE: We know you do. Now is Hawthorne going to be safe from a counter attack, cause his match is up next.

SKIPPY: Yep. You can see the crew filling the ring with car parts.

JOE: This is an interesting match. It's supposed to be a Tables, Chairs and Used Car Parts match, but I'm not seeing a lot of tables or chairs.

SKIPPY: Well the car seats are in there.

JOE: I think this is going to be a brutal one. Larsen Van Der Kamp himself made it all the way to the finals, but just couldn't get past Ian De Tornado. Maybe tonight he can pick the pieces back up. It's the main event of the evening.

Van Der Kamp -vs- Waylon Hawthorne

"New Divide" by Linkin Park plays over the P.A. The crowd jump on their feet and cheer as Larsen Van Der Kamp makes his way towards the ring. He walks to the ring at a slow pace. He keeps his focus straight ahead as he walks down the aisle. When he reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Larsen stands in the center of the ring. He looks around the arena and sees all the fans cheering for him. He appears overwhelmed by their response. Larsen points out to the crowd and nods his head. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin.

“The Last Saskatchewan Pirate” begins to play. Waylon walks out onto the stage and flexes his saggy old man muscles. Waylon walks down the aisle. About halfway to the ring he seems to forget what he’s doing. He looks around and sees the ring and suddenly remembers what he’s supposed to do. He climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring and does a dopey old man dance.

Both Larsen Van Der Kamp and “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne carefully step over the clutter of used car parts around the ring. Hawthorne quickly bends down and starts picking through parts to find himself a suitable weapon. Van Der Kamp makes a quicker move and picks up a rusted exhaust pipe. Van Der Kamp raises the exhaust pipe high above his head and cracks it over Hawthorne back. Van Der Kamp nails him with the exhaust pipe again, and the impact dents it. Van Der Kamp goes to pick up Hawthorne, but The Geriatric One has grabbed a stick shift and he jabs it into Van Der Kamp's gut. Van Der Kamp bends over clutching his gut. Hawthorne throws the stick shift aside and grabs the exhaust pipe from Van Der Kamp's loose grip. He raises it and smashes the exhaust pipe over Van Der Kamp's head, denting it further. Hawthorne grabs Van Der Kamp from behind, and he does a Belly to Back Suplex, throwing Van Der Kamp right into a turned over bucket seat. Van Der Kamp rolls over it and tumbles onto the mat. Hawthorne climbs up to the top rope with the exhaust pipe still in hand and he jumps off, hitting Van Der Kamp with Double Axe Handle Smash. Hawthorne cover him for the pin.

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Van Der Kamp kicks out.

JOE: That exhaust pipe is seeing a lot of action so far.

SKIPPY: A few more hits and there won't be much left of it.

Hawthorne picks Van Der Kamp up and throws him over the ropes. Van Der Kamp holds onto the rope and lands safely on the apron. Hawthorne hops over the ropes and delivers a swift crescent kick to the back of Van Der Kamp's head, sending him flying to the outside. Van Der Kamp hits the floor hard. Hawthorne looks like he's ready to make a move, but he's having a hard time catching his breath.

JOE: The old man is a little winded.

SKIPPY: One of these days Hawthorne is going to have a heart attack in the middle of the ring.

This pause gives Van Der Kamp a few seconds to get back on his feet. Hawthorne takes a few deep breaths and makes his move. As Waylon Hawthorne takes a jump off of the apron and flies toward Larsen Van Der Kamp, Van Der Kamp picks up the first weapon he can find, which is a back bumper. Van Der Kamp cracks the bumper against Hawthorne's head as he comes down. Hawthorne falls backwards hard enough that he hits the back of his head against the apron.

SKIPPY: Ha. That's kind of funny. The license plate is still hanging from that bumper.

JOE: That is weird. The plate shouldn't be attached to the bumper in the first place.......... wait a second, is that my license plate?

SKIPPY: Uh....

JOE: After Teen Throb and Captain Insanity totalled it months ago I had to tie the plate to the bumper. Oh you gotta be kidding me! My insurance will never cover this!

Van Der Kamp grabs Hawthorne by the head and hits him with an Even Flow DDT onto the bumper. Van Der Kamp rolls Hawthorne into the ring and goes for the cover.

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kickout by Hawthorne. Van Der Kamp stands up and picks up another weapon. He finds a bundle of brake lines. He wraps them around Hawthorne's wrinkled neck and strangles him. Hawthorne struggles to breath. He uses all his strength to stand. Hawthorne gets on his knees and slowly starts getting on his feet. Van Der Kamp continues to choke him with the brake lines. Hawthorne is shaking violently Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan style. He reaches back and Snap Mares Van Der Kamp over his shoulder, freeing himself from the choke of the brake lines.

JOE: How does he do it? This old man has some fire left in him.

SKIPPY: Lots of bran in the diet.

Hawthorne locks Van Der Kamp in a Full Nelson from behind. He's having trouble locking his fingers in. He scoops him up in a side slam and drops him on a pile of pedals and various parts. Hawthorne rummages around for something useful. He picks something big out of the pile. It's a whole car door!

JOE: Is there going to be anything left of my car?

SKIPPY: Not likely.

Hawthorne sets the car door up leaning against the turnbuckle pads in the corner. He picks Van Der Kamp up and whips him into it face first. Van Der Kamp falls on his back. Hawthorne picks him up again. He brings him all the way across the ring and whips him again. Van Der Kamp hits the car door with a loud thud and falls on his back. Hawthorne covers him.

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Kickout by Van Der Kamp. Hawthorne picks him up again. This time he stands him against the car door and moves to the far side of the ring himself. He flexes his sagging muscles and gets a huge running start toward the corner. Hawthorne dives through the air with a Cross Body Block, but Van Der Kamp has rolled out of the way. Hawthorne hits the car door hard.

JOE: Ohhhhhhh!!!

SKIPPY: I know. It looks like that hurt.

JOE: No. Body damage like that won't be cheap to fix. Why me?

Van Der Kamp and Hawthorne are both down on their backs. The fans are on their feet cheering. Van Der Kamp is the first to make a move. He pulls himself across the mat and uses the ropes to stand up. Van Der Kamp is dazed but he immediately starts looking around for something to use. He sees one of the bucket seats. He sits it straight up near the corner. He finds another bucket seat. He sets that up a few feet apart from the other one. Van Der Kamp now kicks various parts out of the way and finds a full in tact windshield on the mat!

JOE: Why do I get the feeling this is going to hurt?

Van Der Kamp carefully lifts the windshield up and lays it across the tops of the seats. He then walks over to Hawthorne and scoops him up, sitting him on the top rope. Van Der Kamp climbs up there with him and hooks him in position. He hoists him off the top rope and delivers a Double Underhook Powerbomb, dropping him straight through the windshield. It shatters into tiny pieces beneath Hawthorne's back. As Van Der Kamp pins him on top of the shattered glass, the ref counts.

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VIRGIL: Your winner..... LARSEN VAN DER KAMP!

JOE: What a finish! But my car! My poor poor car!

SKIPPY: You drive a Sunfire. Stop acting like it matters.

JOE: Larsen Van Der Kamp picks up a huge win tonight against the legendary Waylon Hawthorne. Is he still in the title race? With The Sedition doing everything they can to take that belt off of Ian De Tornado, who knows if Van Der Kamp will even get a second shot. After a performance like that it wouldn't be a surprise if either of these guys were given a shot. That's all the time we have tonight. We'll see you next time on Saturday Night Fever.

Copyright: 2010 Sedition Production

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Ian De Tornado vs Marty Jannetty written by Saint
Teen Throb vs Mr. Kiljoy written by Gladiator
Van Der Kamp vs Waylon Hawthorne written by The Rev