Post by Ian DeTornado on May 15, 2010 8:48:31 GMT -6
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SNF Mystery opponent match Rp:
“supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
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SNF Mystery opponent match Rp:
“supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
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May 10, 2010, 9:00 am – The Filipino Community (LA, California)
Fresh from winning the Spring Breakdown Open Tournament, Ianzky woke up early just to attend his scheduled Fans day. The stadium for the said event is already filled by fans; most of them are Asian and Filipinos.
He arrived in his newly bought Cadillac Stretch, and fans begun to cheer and yell his name.
Ian de Tornado on his “Barong”(Philippine Traditional Costume) is very happy and proud, and it is obvious on the big flashy smile on his face, despite that he still feels the extreme body pain caused by the said tournament. De Tornado bring his newly won title out of the bag and raises it up high, as fans cheer and yell “! Mabuhay Pilipinas! Mabuhay Ianzky!”.
World known Filipinos (such as Nicole of Pussycat Dolls, Apl od Black Eyed Peas, Lou Diamond Philips, Rob Schnider, Vanessa Hudgens, Boxing’s Brian Veloria, Nonito Donaire and WWE’s Batista) are all on the front seats of the said fans day and set to give their speeches and talk about De Tornado as a “New Philippine and Asian treasure”.
After the speeches from the said well know personalities, a VTR rolls on the Tri-Tron…. And it features newly won Congressman Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao, giving message to his friend Ianzky.
And he said;
Kumusta kapatid! I just wanna say congratulations to you for winning another world title for our beloved country, you made me and all Filipino proud, You know? Even before… I already knows it, that you will be victorious on your quest for gold, and It was proven true last week. I saw your determination every time you join me on training at Wildcard Gym. And you’re so good, You know? Keep up the good work!
After the VTR, the program host calls up Ianzky to the podium for his speech. Ianzky from his chair rises up waiving his Championship belt to the crowd and walks up to the flat form, raises the “SWA Tile once again to the cheering crowd and said,
Ian de Tornado:
Thanks to all of you for your nonstop support and I am proud that I did not dismay your expectations, and I am very happy to say that “SWA WORLD Championship” is now belongs to the Philippines. Actually I am not the sole champion here, you also… my fans and supporters are the real champion, because without you, I am nothing. So I dedicate this Belt to all of you and I also promise to fight harder for all of you, I will never let you down! Thank you!
After his speech, media men set to throw the Champ with questions.
Reporter 1: Hey Champ! Congratulations! Do you have any message to your critics and unbeliever who still dissing you?
Ian de Tornado:
Thanks man! That’s right… I still have a lot of critics who want to destroy me verbally and never belive on my talent because of some idiotic reasons.
they say that I came from a corrupted nation, I am not well verse on English, I act like idiot just to make fun of everybody, I’d been on opening match for my entire career… so what? I really don’t give damn on that.. . You might think I am fool, But I am proud of it…
These people even try to deport me, and throw a lot of shit on me, but they don’t succeed, because nobody can’t destroy my determination, not even loss or injuries…. They say I can’t? But I prove them wrong!
And now, that I am the new “SWA World Heavyweight Champion” expect me to destroy everyone who will try to take this title from me!
Bottom line, I am unstoppable.
Reporter 2: What can you say about your next fight… Against Mystery handpicked opponent by the Sedition?
Ian de Tornado:
Oh about the Mystery opponent?
That’s no mystery!
The mystery I can see is why I, The SWA World champion booked for opening undercard match!
Well… I already anticipated that the sedition may give damn on me for winning against their hand pick contender, Gabe Martin, and that it is…
But I am the champ, and I have no plan to back down away from their challenge.
and whoever could be that unknown fighter I am ready for him, I will gonna destroy him, just like what I did to all of my opponents. I will give him same bad fate.
I am just so supercalifragilisticexpialidocious[b/] for everyone!
Reporter 3: Speaking of the Mystery opponent, how do you prepare for him?
Ian de Tornado:
That’s simple… because he is a mystery opponent, I am taking mystery diet, and do the mystery work out! I also planning to fight him with some mystery strategy and finish him with my new mystery finisher!
Reporter 2: You said that your opponent next week is no mystery, why? do you have an Idea who he is?
Ian de Tornado:
You know Mr. Reporter, SWA Locker room is not that wide, and man…there are only few persons we can suspect to be the mystery man that is if the Sedition will not get fighter out of SWA.
Man, but I am ready to take on anyone…
Well…As I can remember on the first airing of SWA this year, the Sedition pitted Bryce Bridge on the ring with a mystery opponent. At the match the mystery opponent was revealed as Gabe Martin, a Sedition Member, whom I called as Sedition’s cock sucking boy toy! So It could have a possibility that the man that booked to fight me is a Sedition member, It can be either Gabe or Nigger Sucker Cannabis!
If I will fight anyone of them on SNF, that would be a huge opening number…
But once again, I will gonna put them on shameful defeat! It is nice to stomp over the leech… right?
And there is still possibility that I may fight one of the boss, The Rev or Gladiator? I am not afraid on him, they are beatable like anyone lese… I don’t know If their rusting knees are still fitted to fight, If anyone of them could be the one… I advice them to well oil their weathering spare parts.
Well, I would be glad to fight the boss and bring them to the humiliation!
Roko could also be the mystery opponent too, the reason? I haven’t seen this Hollywood awful reject on the ring. Sedition are known for giving their rookies a remarkable debut fight, Especially if the newcomer claimed to be a former champ… or Chump on my eye! so if this blasphemous chump could be my opponent, and I am ready for him, He is nothing but a pretty face, well, after the possible match, let see who could have prettier face, for I might destroy yours!
That’s all possibilities and I am not sure for that!
So anyone on the SWA Locker room… Whoever you are Mr. Mystery opponent...
I want to advise you to,
“Brace yourself, For there’s no way out of The Eye of Tornado!”
The Media are still trying to throw questions to De tornado, But Ianzky needs to left them for his schedule pictorial… so Ianzky walks out of the stadium and rides his new car as the scene fades to black.
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