Post by Ian DeTornado on May 3, 2010 19:11:50 GMT -6
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That everything you see is real,
not everything you hear is truth,
some will hide truth and reality from you,
but some are born to reveal it... so am I...
“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 3:
The voice of Truth and reality”
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That everything you see is real,
not everything you hear is truth,
some will hide truth and reality from you,
but some are born to reveal it... so am I...
“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 3:
The voice of Truth and reality”
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April 30, 2010, 9:30 pm – LA, California
It was an ordinary Friday night for Ianzky as he walked by the hallway of the radio station where he’s working.
He fixed his coat and checked up its buttons before turning the knob of the room’s door. He sudden feel a little bit excited as he opens the door.
Staff: Hey De Tornado! There’s someone looking for you… at the booth!
De Tornado: huh?! Looking for me? Who the hell is she?
Staff: Sorry “Mr. Tropical Tornado”! He’s a man, and not a girl that you are expecting! *laugh
De Tornado: Are you laughing at me? Are you tough enough to laugh at me?
Staff: Oh boy! Cool down… you’re so very tempered! I don’t mean to offend you man!
Staff 2: Hey Ianzky… I think that you better check out who is looking for you, don’t bother wasting time with this idiot (pointing at the other staff)
Ianzky walk in to the booth…
And was surprised by his visitor.
Donaire: Yo! Kumusta kapatid!
(It was the boxing champion, Nonito “Filipino Flash” Donaire)
De Tornado: Oh man! Okay naman kapatid! So what’s up ?
Doinaire: Man, I just drop by just to congratulate you for your wrestling career and also to say good luck for your upcoming championship tournament!
De Tornado: ah1 the Spring Breakdown Tournament? Oh thanks man!
Doinaire: Oh Kapatid! Make us Filipino proud! Win the championship!
De Tornado: Absolutely kuya Nonito! I will make every Filipino proud by being part of the Filipino Lines of world champions. I am on the condition to take out these past champions, Kid cannabis? Gabreal Martin? Waylon Hawthrone? Killjoy? Capt. Insanity?... well after the tournament, people will forget these names, and everybody will talk about Ian de Tornado, and the Philippine banner will rise above SWA arenas!
Donaire: that’s my boy!
De Tornado: Hey! Would you mind to be the guest of my radio show tonight?
Donaire: I am sorry kapatid! Maybe next time nalang! I got a scheduled meeting later tonight.. I am sorry!
De tornado: it is okay man… next time!
They both shake hands before Donaire leave the room and Ianzky enters the booth.
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Ianzky putted his headset, plugged his microphone and waited for the tech person’s cue…
He’s ON AIR…
“Wind of Change – emergency siren Remix” was played at the background, and then a familiar voice turned to talk and said…
-=Ian de tornado=-
Once again… Once more… Your radio is not defective…
it’s just me, I am Ianzky,
and you’re tuning into first edition of…
“The Sounds of the Tornado”.
(The final chorus of the theme song tuned was up a little bit and faded when the song ended)
-=Ian de tornado=-
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest,
And I, as your defective DJ will serve you fresh music, and fresh rumors regarding both music and Pro wrestling industry…
Just like how I will serve punishment to those people at SWA who still underestimating the power of “Tropical Tornado”…
Today is April 30, and three days away from the most awaited PPV of these season! The Spring Break down! And the SWA Championship is out for grab as every man on SWA Roster will face each other via one night tournament, where you need to win not only one match, but all match in your path, just to get the golden opportunity, this is a tournament where only one dream will be fulfilled, and the rest will left broken… speaking of the word broken, here’s the “Greenday” with the “Boulevard of Broken dreams”.
Ianzky played the said track on the audio board, and followed it with some radio ads.
-=Ian de Tornado=-
Man, this tournament makes me feel as excited as my first match here in SWA!
Speaking of my first match, I heard that this INFERIORIST wrestler named Duke is also joining the said tournament!
So, he thinks he’s ready enough to face another defeat? As far as I can remember… He was the first loser of the newly opened SWA!
Hey Duke Wallace? Do you still remember how I almost killed you… by drowning? So, what’s the taste of the water in the kiddy pool? I think you must thanks Insanity from saving your ass!
Because you’re no Supremacist, you are Inferiorist! You are only good on bullying poor and weaker interviewers like Travis Malloy… or maybe you and Travis are both on same low level?
Out of the ring, I heard you whining about my Filipino brothers taking every job and almost invading the country of yours? Are you worried that someone from the Philippine would steal your freaking day job? Poor Duke! But that’s possible to happen, as the main reason why these Canadian based company gets or imported Filipino to work for them is as simple as, they think that we Filipino are supremely better worker and more skilled than your country men, we Filipino can handle any kind of works, and tough enough to take any hardship! Bottom line is, we Filipino are the best worker in the world! That’s why Filipino is anywhere in the world…. We are in demand!
Oh did you say that you’ll gonna call your friend from immigration just to deport me back to my beloved country? Why afraid of me? Oh guess what? I am still here! I am sorry to tell that I am a legal worker here in America, Canada, Europe, Australia, Africa, Asia, and anywhere, The SWA just processed my legal documents, and I got special multi-country visa!
Did you also say that you will leave me beaten with the rest of trail park trash? Oh! As far as I can remember, you are the one who was been almost lifeless like garbage… you have to thanks me too, because I did not finish you with my frustrations.
I don’t know if we will face each other this Monday, but if you will cross path with me, sorry boy, But I might take you back to your body cast, and you’ll be on the side line not only six or nine months… but the entire year…
Okay ladies and gentlemen, we got enough of boring Duke Wallace stories, to get the boredom away, here’s “Lady Gaga and Beyonce” with “Telephone”
After playing the said song, Ianzky resumes to his favorite past time, talking shits.
-=Ian de tornado=-
Trailer Park Match, was my debut match here in SWA, and my supposedly first win was stolen by yet another boring person here on SWA, Captain Insanity! I must admit, I should also blame myself on focusing in destroying Duke, and I almost forgot about you…Captain Insanity. If you think that I am finished about you? You are wrong… We are still on the beginning…. Winning against you on the Tag match is ain’t enough! I still want to destroy you on a one on one match!
So, you are going to the tournament? Well, sorry… The SWA Title will be mine. You don’t deserve to be a champion neither a contender. I watch your EWC International championship match against Deathlocke, and as I expected, you loss the Title very easy! You have no power to depend a championship, which you got from being lucky. And as I predicts, you are not the Captain Insanity we known before! You are iconic no more!
You’re gracious era is over… you are now a disgraced history! I think you should accept babysitting your two foolish cow mascot friends, or maybe you should wear one too, that’s if you want to embrace the stupidity you are hiding!
You said that losing is part of this job? You only said that because as I can remember, you never won again since you stole my debut match! And I can also smell that losing streak would be with you for long, because it is what you are up to, you are making losing as the essential part of yours.
Okay Fans! Enough of talking shits about Captain Insanity! Let us pause for a while with the reminders from our sponsors.
Ianzky played some advertisements before playing some songs.
-=Ian de Tornado=-
Talking about Captain Insanity’s losing streak, there is another person I know that never won any match here in SWA, In EWC, he once been called by Montana as “Walking Stool”, and despite of lacking any in-ring ability, he’s fool enough to throw a fight against our bosses… poor Bryce Bridge, he’s now turning into king of fools! Oh I need to congratulate you for being the one who had taste the Xtreme tornadosault oh did you find it delicious? Do you want more? I am sorry but you have no match for the Tropical Tornado. You can whine about Gabreal from interfering on the match! Yah know Bryce.. Lacking of in-ring concentration would kill you. If you want to come big, you need focus and determination, especially if you are expecting special guests, and you need to be careful on what you wished for.
Just like I said before… I have nothing to do with you. But once that you block the path of “The Tropical Tornado”, I have no choice but to:
“Destroy you, like I’m kicking a rotten cat who is trying to fuck the old street beggar on front of raging ten wheeler truck…”
So I advise you to back off… Or better, don’t show up your freckled face at the ring…
And before you listener become bored because of Bryce, I’ll play some good music for you!
And our next track is…. Damn! “babe you know you want me” by Teen Throb’s band “watch out”
After playing Teen throb’s song, he resume talking some shit.. again.
-=Ian De tornado=-
That was the theme song of my one time tag team partner “Teen Throb”! In due respect to Justin Shaw or Throb, He’s knee is still well oiled even though he’s pat year were focused with his gayful boy band.
I have to thanks him for being a good partner when we disseminate both Insanity and Bridge. You are really a good side kick… a very good supporting cast. But this praises doesn’t mean that I won’t destroy you if we both need to collide on the ring. I am sorry but need to kick you like I am kicking an street beggar, I have throw you like I am throwing toilet tissue on the garbage can, I need to crash your bone like I am crashing ripe pumpkins on my neighbors’ farm, I have to slap you like a mosquito… bottom line is, I need to disgrace you, if it is for the championship win. Did I said that I respect you? Sorry… I changed my mind… I realized that I really I hate you, get lost fagg!
Oh my beloved listeners, someone recorded my rap last week, so here it is, the next tract I will play, its still dedicated to Sean “Mute” Smith, I hope you like it!
Ianzky plays his own version of “Lose Yourself” or “Lose your face”
I-=Ian de tornado=-
What can I say to Sean Smith? As I expected, he got no match to “The Tropical Tornado”, I think I beat him twice, first on his own game “Rap battle” then on our common game of “Wrestling”! So the table is well suited for Sean to be laid on as I claim my precious win. He said he was once a MMA fighter? But I did not seen it on the match… he is nothing but a poser… or I am just too good for him, and he doesn’t want to be fully destroyed…. Enough said for this loser, choked artist….
Speaking of loser, did anyone noticed this 6’3” 242lbs ”GIANT CRAP OF BULL SHIT” named Derek Christopher Antonio? *laugh. Did he said that he begun training on the early age of 6? And want to be recognized worldwide? Did he also say that he is a black belter for Jui-Jitsu and complete expert on MMA? Fuck that! You’re a bunch of liar! I never saw any of you claim on any of your matches specially with the man I called “INFERIORIST” Duke Wallace! You had been beaten by a loser, so you are a loser too… and also, a senior citizen who is suffering “Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer” defeated you! What a shame! Did you say that you’re not the one to be messed with? Oh but it looks like that you are the one whom messed down.
If you are really once been MMA Fighter, You are a disgrace to the industry… you are a disgrace to you family, you are a disgrace to the mankind… you fully sculptured muscles are no use for you… you are a useless individual… You never won any of you matches. You are good for nothing!
The self proclaimed NYC’s Finest is nothing but air!
Yah people… before you get enough of this bullshit kind of people; let me pause for a commercial break
Ianzky played 5 more commercial breaks then begun spitting fire again.
-=Ian de tornado=-
There is one thing in my mind that I really get mad about this business lately, and I got some question for this…. Why did the sedition let a pathetic clown turn the SWA into a circus comedy…. This seven-foot supposedly monster reminds me of Jim Carey! Oh wait… Before I diss you up, let me extend my condolence to you for your buddy named frak. I hope that his soul would find hell, but don’t worry ”Mr. Kill Joy” sooner or later, you, frak and your former tag partner will have a grand reunion on hell, for I am about to send you! So the wounds you got from vat of acid are the main reason why you still keeping that stupid clown makeup? How about if I will revive it, I will throw you again from there, but by this time, I will throw you straight to afterlife. You are just a joke here in SWA, you being a SWA Champ is the last thing I would believe to happen.
By the way guys... If you want to donate some cash for the celebration of the life and burial of Mr. Killjoy, just dial 1-908-TORNADO... yes, for the dumbsters, that is 1-908-8676236...
Oh before I forgot… I noticed another ghost employee here in SWA, and his name is… Larsen van Der Kamp? Does he exist? I never saw him in cards, not even on the backstage or locker room. I think he just backed down even before the opening of SWA begun? So he’s the first on the roster, and also the first who quitted? Maybe he’s too weak, if not he got some chicken inside of his heart chirping! So did he said that he's going to the PPV? The Long wait is over, and it not worth waiting for, because he still doesn't made some impact.... he better stay hiding than being turned to be more shameful than ever.
Oh Did I say before I forgot? Well I got that line from SWA Granny….Waylon Hawthrone…. Damn! In Philippines, we honor the old people and give them respect that they deserve… but… fuck it! Hey granny, you should be retiring, you are on the dawn of your life, you shouldn’t here banging head with the youngster, and you should enjoy your pension while sitting on the rocking chair…. I don’t want to lose my Filipino Value about the oldies, but please, back down, or else, I might advance your appointment with your creator, whoever he is… I don’t know if you can handle my speed and agility, look, this is SWA, the matches here is no ordinary. You’re too fragile for the “Tropical Tornado”. How can you punch me with your Parkinson’s disease knuckles? I might kill even before punching you...
You’re too old for this, and I am too young for you.
I know that you been a world champ and a legend, but I think that this is the time to pass the legacy to those younger. I don’t know if the Sedition had the money to pay your family if you die on the ring. This is not your era anymore… I don’t what to kill you granny, so please… please back down.
Ianzky played “21 Guns” by the “green day” then some commercials, before resume talking.S
-=ian de Tornado=-
And speaking of Oldies, there are there are also youngster and newcomer, and for that, we got ROKO, and guest what, he’s also from California, and I am also billed from California too, but unlike him, I am so great! So I heard that you are cocky huh!?, well that attitude, but it aint enough, you need skill more than attitude! So you think you are awesome? But if you face me on a fight, you would be called as awful! I am sorry but I don’t like blasphemous people like you…. How dare you to proclaim yourself as a god…? You are no god, maybe you should switch some latter on their proper place, so you can get the word “dog”, you are a Hollywood Chihuahua! If you think you’re too gorgeous? I am sory, but after you had faced me, you would be look like as ugly as Floyd Mayweather Sr. And your past championships doesn’t matter here at SWA! Where’s that losers’ federation you been and became champ? Or maybe I should call you Chump! I don’t think that you had the power to last the tournament or even on this federation. Oh You will launch your own show too? If it will put on TV, oh my god! Another boring programming….
Yes man, another boring personality joining SWA, so to take off your boredoms, here’s “Lady Gaga” with “Bad romance” here at you defective radio show… “The sounds of the Tornado”.
After playing the said song, ianzky started the trash talking again
-=Ian de tornado=-
Sometimes I don’t know If I have to thank this person for lending me a still chair when I and throb faced insanity and Bridge. Well, actually, we don’t really need your participation on our match; For I alone can win the match. And you Gabreal Martin , How dare you to call me little lump of clay, you idiot! I train hard just to win all of my matches, unlike you, you need both Rev and Gladiator to back you up, if not because of them, you are not on your status, you would be SWA’s league of losers, you such a Puppet that controlled by Rev through strings, just like a marionette, you have no choice but to do any of Rev or Gladiator’s commandments, they like you because you are too good to suck their cocks… and wide the feces on their ass. If compared to any person on SWA roster, just like Kid Cannabis, you are nothing; you cannot make your name at your own.
Speaking of Sedition’s boy toys we got also Kid cannabis, an another cock sucking puppet by the sedition, So you are undefeated huh? How about if I am the one whom you were waiting for so long to knock you off? I thinking that I am born to erase every legend here in SWA! I feel so pity about the two of you, you badly need sedition back up just to be here in this business, So Cannabis, You are the Current EWC hardcore chump? I am sorry, but I watched your fight, you are no hardcore, you only got soft core! I know How Happy Rev and Gladiator for having you as their marionettes.
So if this two are top contender for the championship? What the fuck that SWA is turning to a shit allowing these two undeserving losers to have the gold! But For me I don’t need the boss to back me up, just to become the champ!
Speaking of sedition, I expected them to turn this tournament into most chaotic and extreme show ever! I expect weapons, chairs, tables, ladder, steel steps, barb wires, pool of acid, crocodiles, pit bulls etch.
I may also expect them to insert their selves on the matches, well, the sedition duo is the most insane and pathetic persons I met, that’s why I enjoyed SWA, But I warn them not to cross path with the “Tropical Tornado”, because I might destroy my boss, oh how sweet to kill the boss.
Oh did I saw Big Dead Chicken lurking around SWA office? Don’t tell me that he would participate on the match? If he, I am sorry but I have to beat you like how I beat my neighbor’s tsi tsu.
If you people want me to introduce myself again? I am the Ian de Tornado, The name itself speaks on what I am capable to do, I am here to SWA to erase the Legacy of ever legend. I am the best Filipino fighter ever, Better then the “Pound for Pound King” Manny Pacquiao, Better than “The Animal” Batista”, Better than Puma, Better than Brandon “The Truth” Vera, And I am better than you!
I would destroy everyone on SWA Roster and watch them fall one by one just like tiles of domino, you think it is impossible, well I am saying this because for me it is possible, because my name is “Tropical Tornado” Ianzky and ’I AM SIMPLY THE BEST”
yes, Once I been a underrated or underdog, but everything come to their ends, change is the only thing is contant, and so, the wind of change is constant! On Spring Breakdown, I will win the cahmpionship, and will declare the ”ERA OF THE TROPICAL TORNADO”
Ladies and gentlemen, that is all we got for tonight,
so until next time,
same time, same wrecked station…
I am the king of defective programming… Ianzky,
Saying goodnight and signing off….
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest,
And I, as your defective DJ will serve you fresh music, and fresh rumors regarding both music and Pro wrestling industry…
Just like how I will serve punishment to those people at SWA who still underestimating the power of “Tropical Tornado”…
Today is April 30, and three days away from the most awaited PPV of these season! The Spring Break down! And the SWA Championship is out for grab as every man on SWA Roster will face each other via one night tournament, where you need to win not only one match, but all match in your path, just to get the golden opportunity, this is a tournament where only one dream will be fulfilled, and the rest will left broken… speaking of the word broken, here’s the “Greenday” with the “Boulevard of Broken dreams”.
Ianzky played the said track on the audio board, and followed it with some radio ads.
-=Ian de Tornado=-
Man, this tournament makes me feel as excited as my first match here in SWA!
Speaking of my first match, I heard that this INFERIORIST wrestler named Duke is also joining the said tournament!
So, he thinks he’s ready enough to face another defeat? As far as I can remember… He was the first loser of the newly opened SWA!
Hey Duke Wallace? Do you still remember how I almost killed you… by drowning? So, what’s the taste of the water in the kiddy pool? I think you must thanks Insanity from saving your ass!
Because you’re no Supremacist, you are Inferiorist! You are only good on bullying poor and weaker interviewers like Travis Malloy… or maybe you and Travis are both on same low level?
Out of the ring, I heard you whining about my Filipino brothers taking every job and almost invading the country of yours? Are you worried that someone from the Philippine would steal your freaking day job? Poor Duke! But that’s possible to happen, as the main reason why these Canadian based company gets or imported Filipino to work for them is as simple as, they think that we Filipino are supremely better worker and more skilled than your country men, we Filipino can handle any kind of works, and tough enough to take any hardship! Bottom line is, we Filipino are the best worker in the world! That’s why Filipino is anywhere in the world…. We are in demand!
Oh did you say that you’ll gonna call your friend from immigration just to deport me back to my beloved country? Why afraid of me? Oh guess what? I am still here! I am sorry to tell that I am a legal worker here in America, Canada, Europe, Australia, Africa, Asia, and anywhere, The SWA just processed my legal documents, and I got special multi-country visa!
Did you also say that you will leave me beaten with the rest of trail park trash? Oh! As far as I can remember, you are the one who was been almost lifeless like garbage… you have to thanks me too, because I did not finish you with my frustrations.
I don’t know if we will face each other this Monday, but if you will cross path with me, sorry boy, But I might take you back to your body cast, and you’ll be on the side line not only six or nine months… but the entire year…
Okay ladies and gentlemen, we got enough of boring Duke Wallace stories, to get the boredom away, here’s “Lady Gaga and Beyonce” with “Telephone”
After playing the said song, Ianzky resumes to his favorite past time, talking shits.
-=Ian de tornado=-
Trailer Park Match, was my debut match here in SWA, and my supposedly first win was stolen by yet another boring person here on SWA, Captain Insanity! I must admit, I should also blame myself on focusing in destroying Duke, and I almost forgot about you…Captain Insanity. If you think that I am finished about you? You are wrong… We are still on the beginning…. Winning against you on the Tag match is ain’t enough! I still want to destroy you on a one on one match!
So, you are going to the tournament? Well, sorry… The SWA Title will be mine. You don’t deserve to be a champion neither a contender. I watch your EWC International championship match against Deathlocke, and as I expected, you loss the Title very easy! You have no power to depend a championship, which you got from being lucky. And as I predicts, you are not the Captain Insanity we known before! You are iconic no more!
You’re gracious era is over… you are now a disgraced history! I think you should accept babysitting your two foolish cow mascot friends, or maybe you should wear one too, that’s if you want to embrace the stupidity you are hiding!
You said that losing is part of this job? You only said that because as I can remember, you never won again since you stole my debut match! And I can also smell that losing streak would be with you for long, because it is what you are up to, you are making losing as the essential part of yours.
Okay Fans! Enough of talking shits about Captain Insanity! Let us pause for a while with the reminders from our sponsors.
Ianzky played some advertisements before playing some songs.
-=Ian de Tornado=-
Talking about Captain Insanity’s losing streak, there is another person I know that never won any match here in SWA, In EWC, he once been called by Montana as “Walking Stool”, and despite of lacking any in-ring ability, he’s fool enough to throw a fight against our bosses… poor Bryce Bridge, he’s now turning into king of fools! Oh I need to congratulate you for being the one who had taste the Xtreme tornadosault oh did you find it delicious? Do you want more? I am sorry but you have no match for the Tropical Tornado. You can whine about Gabreal from interfering on the match! Yah know Bryce.. Lacking of in-ring concentration would kill you. If you want to come big, you need focus and determination, especially if you are expecting special guests, and you need to be careful on what you wished for.
Just like I said before… I have nothing to do with you. But once that you block the path of “The Tropical Tornado”, I have no choice but to:
“Destroy you, like I’m kicking a rotten cat who is trying to fuck the old street beggar on front of raging ten wheeler truck…”
So I advise you to back off… Or better, don’t show up your freckled face at the ring…
And before you listener become bored because of Bryce, I’ll play some good music for you!
And our next track is…. Damn! “babe you know you want me” by Teen Throb’s band “watch out”
After playing Teen throb’s song, he resume talking some shit.. again.
-=Ian De tornado=-
That was the theme song of my one time tag team partner “Teen Throb”! In due respect to Justin Shaw or Throb, He’s knee is still well oiled even though he’s pat year were focused with his gayful boy band.
I have to thanks him for being a good partner when we disseminate both Insanity and Bridge. You are really a good side kick… a very good supporting cast. But this praises doesn’t mean that I won’t destroy you if we both need to collide on the ring. I am sorry but need to kick you like I am kicking an street beggar, I have throw you like I am throwing toilet tissue on the garbage can, I need to crash your bone like I am crashing ripe pumpkins on my neighbors’ farm, I have to slap you like a mosquito… bottom line is, I need to disgrace you, if it is for the championship win. Did I said that I respect you? Sorry… I changed my mind… I realized that I really I hate you, get lost fagg!
Oh my beloved listeners, someone recorded my rap last week, so here it is, the next tract I will play, its still dedicated to Sean “Mute” Smith, I hope you like it!
Ianzky plays his own version of “Lose Yourself” or “Lose your face”
I-=Ian de tornado=-
What can I say to Sean Smith? As I expected, he got no match to “The Tropical Tornado”, I think I beat him twice, first on his own game “Rap battle” then on our common game of “Wrestling”! So the table is well suited for Sean to be laid on as I claim my precious win. He said he was once a MMA fighter? But I did not seen it on the match… he is nothing but a poser… or I am just too good for him, and he doesn’t want to be fully destroyed…. Enough said for this loser, choked artist….
Speaking of loser, did anyone noticed this 6’3” 242lbs ”GIANT CRAP OF BULL SHIT” named Derek Christopher Antonio? *laugh. Did he said that he begun training on the early age of 6? And want to be recognized worldwide? Did he also say that he is a black belter for Jui-Jitsu and complete expert on MMA? Fuck that! You’re a bunch of liar! I never saw any of you claim on any of your matches specially with the man I called “INFERIORIST” Duke Wallace! You had been beaten by a loser, so you are a loser too… and also, a senior citizen who is suffering “Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer” defeated you! What a shame! Did you say that you’re not the one to be messed with? Oh but it looks like that you are the one whom messed down.
If you are really once been MMA Fighter, You are a disgrace to the industry… you are a disgrace to you family, you are a disgrace to the mankind… you fully sculptured muscles are no use for you… you are a useless individual… You never won any of you matches. You are good for nothing!
The self proclaimed NYC’s Finest is nothing but air!
Yah people… before you get enough of this bullshit kind of people; let me pause for a commercial break
Ianzky played 5 more commercial breaks then begun spitting fire again.
-=Ian de tornado=-
There is one thing in my mind that I really get mad about this business lately, and I got some question for this…. Why did the sedition let a pathetic clown turn the SWA into a circus comedy…. This seven-foot supposedly monster reminds me of Jim Carey! Oh wait… Before I diss you up, let me extend my condolence to you for your buddy named frak. I hope that his soul would find hell, but don’t worry ”Mr. Kill Joy” sooner or later, you, frak and your former tag partner will have a grand reunion on hell, for I am about to send you! So the wounds you got from vat of acid are the main reason why you still keeping that stupid clown makeup? How about if I will revive it, I will throw you again from there, but by this time, I will throw you straight to afterlife. You are just a joke here in SWA, you being a SWA Champ is the last thing I would believe to happen.
By the way guys... If you want to donate some cash for the celebration of the life and burial of Mr. Killjoy, just dial 1-908-TORNADO... yes, for the dumbsters, that is 1-908-8676236...
Oh before I forgot… I noticed another ghost employee here in SWA, and his name is… Larsen van Der Kamp? Does he exist? I never saw him in cards, not even on the backstage or locker room. I think he just backed down even before the opening of SWA begun? So he’s the first on the roster, and also the first who quitted? Maybe he’s too weak, if not he got some chicken inside of his heart chirping! So did he said that he's going to the PPV? The Long wait is over, and it not worth waiting for, because he still doesn't made some impact.... he better stay hiding than being turned to be more shameful than ever.
Oh Did I say before I forgot? Well I got that line from SWA Granny….Waylon Hawthrone…. Damn! In Philippines, we honor the old people and give them respect that they deserve… but… fuck it! Hey granny, you should be retiring, you are on the dawn of your life, you shouldn’t here banging head with the youngster, and you should enjoy your pension while sitting on the rocking chair…. I don’t want to lose my Filipino Value about the oldies, but please, back down, or else, I might advance your appointment with your creator, whoever he is… I don’t know if you can handle my speed and agility, look, this is SWA, the matches here is no ordinary. You’re too fragile for the “Tropical Tornado”. How can you punch me with your Parkinson’s disease knuckles? I might kill even before punching you...
You’re too old for this, and I am too young for you.
I know that you been a world champ and a legend, but I think that this is the time to pass the legacy to those younger. I don’t know if the Sedition had the money to pay your family if you die on the ring. This is not your era anymore… I don’t what to kill you granny, so please… please back down.
Ianzky played “21 Guns” by the “green day” then some commercials, before resume talking.S
-=ian de Tornado=-
And speaking of Oldies, there are there are also youngster and newcomer, and for that, we got ROKO, and guest what, he’s also from California, and I am also billed from California too, but unlike him, I am so great! So I heard that you are cocky huh!?, well that attitude, but it aint enough, you need skill more than attitude! So you think you are awesome? But if you face me on a fight, you would be called as awful! I am sorry but I don’t like blasphemous people like you…. How dare you to proclaim yourself as a god…? You are no god, maybe you should switch some latter on their proper place, so you can get the word “dog”, you are a Hollywood Chihuahua! If you think you’re too gorgeous? I am sory, but after you had faced me, you would be look like as ugly as Floyd Mayweather Sr. And your past championships doesn’t matter here at SWA! Where’s that losers’ federation you been and became champ? Or maybe I should call you Chump! I don’t think that you had the power to last the tournament or even on this federation. Oh You will launch your own show too? If it will put on TV, oh my god! Another boring programming….
Yes man, another boring personality joining SWA, so to take off your boredoms, here’s “Lady Gaga” with “Bad romance” here at you defective radio show… “The sounds of the Tornado”.
After playing the said song, ianzky started the trash talking again
-=Ian de tornado=-
Sometimes I don’t know If I have to thank this person for lending me a still chair when I and throb faced insanity and Bridge. Well, actually, we don’t really need your participation on our match; For I alone can win the match. And you Gabreal Martin , How dare you to call me little lump of clay, you idiot! I train hard just to win all of my matches, unlike you, you need both Rev and Gladiator to back you up, if not because of them, you are not on your status, you would be SWA’s league of losers, you such a Puppet that controlled by Rev through strings, just like a marionette, you have no choice but to do any of Rev or Gladiator’s commandments, they like you because you are too good to suck their cocks… and wide the feces on their ass. If compared to any person on SWA roster, just like Kid Cannabis, you are nothing; you cannot make your name at your own.
Speaking of Sedition’s boy toys we got also Kid cannabis, an another cock sucking puppet by the sedition, So you are undefeated huh? How about if I am the one whom you were waiting for so long to knock you off? I thinking that I am born to erase every legend here in SWA! I feel so pity about the two of you, you badly need sedition back up just to be here in this business, So Cannabis, You are the Current EWC hardcore chump? I am sorry, but I watched your fight, you are no hardcore, you only got soft core! I know How Happy Rev and Gladiator for having you as their marionettes.
So if this two are top contender for the championship? What the fuck that SWA is turning to a shit allowing these two undeserving losers to have the gold! But For me I don’t need the boss to back me up, just to become the champ!
Speaking of sedition, I expected them to turn this tournament into most chaotic and extreme show ever! I expect weapons, chairs, tables, ladder, steel steps, barb wires, pool of acid, crocodiles, pit bulls etch.
I may also expect them to insert their selves on the matches, well, the sedition duo is the most insane and pathetic persons I met, that’s why I enjoyed SWA, But I warn them not to cross path with the “Tropical Tornado”, because I might destroy my boss, oh how sweet to kill the boss.
Oh did I saw Big Dead Chicken lurking around SWA office? Don’t tell me that he would participate on the match? If he, I am sorry but I have to beat you like how I beat my neighbor’s tsi tsu.
If you people want me to introduce myself again? I am the Ian de Tornado, The name itself speaks on what I am capable to do, I am here to SWA to erase the Legacy of ever legend. I am the best Filipino fighter ever, Better then the “Pound for Pound King” Manny Pacquiao, Better than “The Animal” Batista”, Better than Puma, Better than Brandon “The Truth” Vera, And I am better than you!
I would destroy everyone on SWA Roster and watch them fall one by one just like tiles of domino, you think it is impossible, well I am saying this because for me it is possible, because my name is “Tropical Tornado” Ianzky and ’I AM SIMPLY THE BEST”
yes, Once I been a underrated or underdog, but everything come to their ends, change is the only thing is contant, and so, the wind of change is constant! On Spring Breakdown, I will win the cahmpionship, and will declare the ”ERA OF THE TROPICAL TORNADO”
Ladies and gentlemen, that is all we got for tonight,
so until next time,
same time, same wrecked station…
I am the king of defective programming… Ianzky,
Saying goodnight and signing off….
Ianzky took his headset and microphone off before taking the can of beer at his table, he walked out of the DJ booth as a group of young ladies are waiting for him outside the booth, they walked out of the hall as the scene faded to black
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