Post by Sedition: Gabreal Martin on Apr 30, 2010 11:39:27 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]Extreme Enough Episode 3[/glow]
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(The scene opens in a forest somewhere in what can only be assumed as Canada. We see all the contestants of Extreme Enough the reality show of Gabreal Martin SWA superstar along with the host Gabreal, Olivia Saint, and a still unhappy Kryptochild.)
Gabreal Martin: Once again welcome to Extreme Enough the reality show where contestants compete to become SWA Superstars!
(Kryptochild raises his hand)
Kryptochild: Um I thought it was to be a KCW star?
Gabreal Martin: Rev and Gladiator own rights to it now.
Kryptochild: Ah so that is why you signed with SWA.
Gabreal Martin: Has nothing at all to do with it, but this week the contestants will test their physical power by chopping down trees.
Kryptochild: What does that have to do with wrestling?
Gabreal Martin: I have no idea, but it sounds like something fun to do.
Kryptochild: Can you do it.
Gabreal Martin: I don't need to I am already on the roster.
(Jimmy Johnson is up first he can't even lift the axe off the ground and looks at Gabe who just shakes his head.)
{Jimmy Johnson: Wow that is a heavy axe. I hope this does not hurt my chances of winning.}
{Gabreal Martin: He makes this easy to decide who is gone.}
(Nigel Adams comes up next and does his best, but does not put a dent in the tree at all.)
{Nigel Adams: I am sort of shocked. That is a strong tree. I wonder what is up with it?}
{Gabreal Martin: What is up? He is a weakling that is what is up.}
(Next man is The Ultimate Warrior before he even starts to work on the tree he starts shaking imaginary ropes and pumping his fists when he gets the axe he is breathing too heavy to chop the tree down.)
{Warrior: The tree has more power that my Warriors!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{Gabreal Martin: God he sucks.}
(Next up is Gina Roberts who just stares at the tree for a few minutes.)
Gabreal Martin: What are you doing?
Gina Roberts: Using my good looks to make the tree fall.
Gabreal Martin: Well it did not fall down, but good enough in my book.
{Gina: I love this place.}
{Gabreal Martin: She has real talent.}
{Olivia Saint: I am going to kill my boyfriend after this show.}
(Willie Lee comes out and does not grab the axe he instead gets a razor blade out of his pocket and cuts himself. )
Gabreal Martin: I will accept that. Self sacrifice is great.
{Willie Lee: I was just pumping myself, but the less work the better.}
{Kryptochild: I can't believe Gabe just let him on by, but Gabe is an asshole that way.}
(Ebon is the next contestant)
Ebon: I can do this.
(Ebon tries to cut the tree down, but realizes Gabe has replaced his axe with a face one.)
Ebon: Douchebag
Gabreal Martin: Oh so sorry you have a defective axe I guess that means you lost your chance here too bad.
((King X comes out and walks over to a tree that is barely grown at all and kicks it over.)
Gabreal Martin: Good enough for me.
{King X: That is what I thought.}
{Gabreal Martin: I am still not afraid of him not at all.}
(Olivia Oil comes up next and has Ebon with her. Olivia rears back and kicks Ebon in the groin.)
Gabreal Martin: Point well taken you move on.
{Olivia Oil: I know what to do every week I am not afraid now at all I got this won.}
(Juantastiquo comes out with his axe and just starts cursing in Spanish.)
Gabreal Martin: Okay shut up you can move on christ.
{Kryptochild: I guess the best way to do things is nothing on this show.}
{Gabreal Martin: I hate it when people curse on my show. I mean for fucksake we are on TV here.}
(Tyson Smith comes out and starts to chop away on the tree doing well before his time runs out.)
{Tyson Smith: I have done best so far I am not worried.}
{Gabreal Martin: Well done he is in first.}
(Finally Jason Holmes the last contestant comes out and does even better than Tyson Smith to the shock of none of the people here.)
Gabreal Martin: We have a winner for the week Jason Holmes
{Jason Holmes: I did it! Wooooooo!}
Kryptochild: You are all weak. I can do this stand back.
(Kryptochild starts chopping and has it almost down!)
Kryptochild: Timber!!!!!!!!!!!
(The tree falls over and lands on Tyson Smith.)
Gabreal Martin: Oh my god!
Kryptochild: Um I think he is dead.
Gabreal Martin: Crap not again. First Rev and Gladiator now you cause a tree to land on someone this is the second person who died on my show. Um......he was eliminated anyway. Thanks again folks we will see you at another time on Extreme Enough.
(Fade)
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama
Gabreal Martin: We are getting ever closer to the night when I fulfill my destiny. When I finally become the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion and it will happen at Spring Breakdown. I have been waiting for this night for a very long time, but I have a feeling that you all know this. I have been talking about it since I came into this federation saying that I was going to take the belt home with me and not let anyone else ever hold it. My little thing I have going on with The Sedition is just the icing on the cake. I refuse to lose this match, but then again I really do not have all that much to be afraid of in the tournament. Let me start off with the new guy himself Roko. I guess you get to be lucky kid. You get to come into this federation and on your first real night in it you get a chance to walk home with the belt that means so much to people here in SWA. Do I think that you are going to be the one to win this tournament? Hell no. Does anyone really think you are going to do anything really at all on this night? Hell no. You see kid you might have had a career somewhere else, but really here you are not a proven commodity unlike me. You see I am the chosen one Roko. I was hand picked by Rev and Gladiator to be the man in this federation. You are here, but in all actuality how in the hell do you think that you are going to win this tournament. You might look like a star and you might be flashy, but when you get in the ring with someone like me Gabreal Martin the chosen one himself you will just be another loser and another step on my way to the top of this federation.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then we have a couple of men that are so called legends in this federation. Firstly let me speak on Captain Insanity. You know last week something happened. We both saw it and we both know that it went down. I got screwed. I did not beat you and you did not beat me, but had all that interference not went down in our match we both know that I would have had your number Captain Insanity. I see you in this tournament and it is a way to get my revenge I guess. I mean I can go out and if you and have another match I am going to go out on a limb here and guarantee that I will beat you in this one. I do not need the help of Teen Throb or those losers in that other group to help me win my matches I can do that myself. I am not some child that needs his hand held. You on the other hand if Bryce would not have came down would have definitely lost to me. You say you are looking for that Extreme Combat title and I know that is something that you want, but I also know that you are not dumb enough to pass up a chance at taking the big one home as well. You do not want to back down from me? You do not want to get out of my way? Fine I can put up with that and if you get in my way again I am going to beat you to within an inch of your life.
Gabreal Martin: Then we also got the man that is after Captain Insanity and the man that got involved in our match this past week Teen Throb. You know Throb you are a sad little case when it comes down to it. You are considered to be somewhat of a legend in this federation, but you have never held any championships here. The only real thing that you have going for you in SWA is the fact that recently you have got with win over Insanity and then back in day you beat Saint. Though you beat Saint after he got hit with a car, but I guess a win is a win for people who are just not that good in the ring. You are pursuing a dream that is about to become a nightmare. You see unlike Saint I am not going to let some punk get the best of me. I am smarter than that. I am not going to see you and think that I can beat you without a hitch. You have a lot of friends, but the difference between us? Well the friends that I keep are higher up and they wield the power. Your friends? They are a group of punks like you. Am I worried? Not really, but I am smart enough to know not to turn my back on you or your little group of buddies.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: Though Teen Throb and Captain Insanity are not the only so called legends of the federation that are deciding on being part of the tournament. We have another man that is pursuing something and that is Mr. Kiljoy. The so called "Most Insane Clown In The World". You are not much more than a joke Kiljoy. You dress up like a clown and think that you are intimidating or something like that. Me I see you for what you really are. A grown man dressed up like a clown. It is nothing scary or intimidating it is just a fucking joke. You stalk and pick on that little bitch Skippy like some big bad man. What are you supposed to be doing here? I mean really Skippy is not a real wrestler though I think he is unbeaten in the ring, but that is not the point. You are going after a man that is just a suck up. He get anything that he has by being on the side of me or one of the other Sedition members. He does not wrestle on a weekly basis. You are not doing anything all that amazing. Then you lose to Sedition member Kid Cannabis. I mean how are you still a legend Kiljoy? Is it due to the fact that you are the last man to hold that TV title way back when? I am not going to bow down to the almighty Kiljoy I am going to beat him just like I would anyone else.
Gabreal Martin: Ian De Tornado is a man that I am sort of confused by. He is a fighter and that is admirable, but he also lost in a match to Captain Insanity. You beat someone last week and the week before you were on the winning team of a tag match, but then again I guess I should say you are welcome on that one kid, because we know that you could have easily lost that one to Bryce if it was not for my little distraction. Do not worry though Tornado, because you will not have to face Bryce in the tournament so you will not lose. Unless Bryce shows up between now and then in that case well you are fucked. You have that MMA background and you have spent sometime overseas wrestling for those people. You were in the nowhere Extreme Wrestling Corporation and you for whatever reason are still there, but those places do not have what SWA has. They do not have Gabreal Martin. You have not met a person like me and you never will again. Am I afraid of you? Not really, because I have seen what you have. If you can't get a win in a three way match with Captain Insanity you will never ever get the win over me.
Gabreal Martin: Their is also the man that Tornado beat this past week on Fever Sean Smith. Sean you can build yourself up a lot, but when you come in and you lose your match in a very convincing fashion you are not that big of a bad ass. You like to do that whole MMA thing like Tornado and like him you are not going to do a whole hell of a lot in this federation. You will enter this tournament you will lose in round one and then you will be forgotten just as quick as you were brought into the world. No one cares about you now kid. You have a lot of proving to do in one night to shake off the stench of failure that surrounds you and when you look at the tournament in front of you it is a task that you are not ready for. You proved that you could not even beat one man in one night at Fever and if you think that you can beat three men in one night especially when one of those men will be Gabreal Martin you do not stand a chance in hell. You have that little chokehold that you call The Klutch, but that means nothing to me. I have never tapped out Sean and this night will be no different. I got you taken care of with hardly any effort. I have nothing to fear.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then we also have the only man that might be older than Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan combined the one and only Waylon Hawthorne. The man who calls himself Geriatric, but all I am going to call him is Mr. Assisted Living. I am sure that you do not like me Waylon. I feel like I represent all that is right about the new youth of this federation. One thing that I like about Roko is his asshole attitude. He and I could take over this federation someday especially if Kid Cannabis is on our side. You see I am only this way, because I am that good. I am the very best at what I do. I might not have won either match that I have had so far in this federation, but I have also not lost either match that I have had in this federation. The thing that I hope that you can realize about this federation Waylon is that this is not 1979 and I am not Bob Backlund. I am better looking, more charismatic, and I am an all around much better wrestler than Bob Backlund.The only thing that a match with me and a match with him would have in common is just like Bob Backlund did to you in 1979 I am going to beat you in about five minutes before heading to the back and getting ready for someone who might actually become a challenge for me. You are looking at a youngster that you can't teach anything Waylon, but if we meet in the tournament I will teach you a lesson in humility.
Gabreal Martin: Last, but not least we got Duke Wallace. You are someone I find interesting Duke. You are a big boy with a lot of power. You have went one and one in the SWA since it has returned. You look to be the most bad dog in the yard and I have to admire that much about you. You think you are better than everyone else and that is something that I think of myself as well. However, Duke you are not better than I am. You have a loss to Captain Insanity in that three way on the return show. At least I can say I have not lost a match yet in this federation. You think that you are so good? Well why weren't you chosen by Rev and Gladiator to be the man in this federation? You want to do it all on your own? Fine, but really how far can you get when you will always be overshadowed by me? I am the star that shines brightest in this federation. I am going to take SWA into a new era. No matter how big or bad you are I do not care. Duke Wallace the best you will ever be able to hope for in SWA is second place. Just like anyone else who decides to be in this tournament that has not even be announced.
(Fade)
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(The scene opens in a forest somewhere in what can only be assumed as Canada. We see all the contestants of Extreme Enough the reality show of Gabreal Martin SWA superstar along with the host Gabreal, Olivia Saint, and a still unhappy Kryptochild.)
Gabreal Martin: Once again welcome to Extreme Enough the reality show where contestants compete to become SWA Superstars!
(Kryptochild raises his hand)
Kryptochild: Um I thought it was to be a KCW star?
Gabreal Martin: Rev and Gladiator own rights to it now.
Kryptochild: Ah so that is why you signed with SWA.
Gabreal Martin: Has nothing at all to do with it, but this week the contestants will test their physical power by chopping down trees.
Kryptochild: What does that have to do with wrestling?
Gabreal Martin: I have no idea, but it sounds like something fun to do.
Kryptochild: Can you do it.
Gabreal Martin: I don't need to I am already on the roster.
(Jimmy Johnson is up first he can't even lift the axe off the ground and looks at Gabe who just shakes his head.)
{Jimmy Johnson: Wow that is a heavy axe. I hope this does not hurt my chances of winning.}
{Gabreal Martin: He makes this easy to decide who is gone.}
(Nigel Adams comes up next and does his best, but does not put a dent in the tree at all.)
{Nigel Adams: I am sort of shocked. That is a strong tree. I wonder what is up with it?}
{Gabreal Martin: What is up? He is a weakling that is what is up.}
(Next man is The Ultimate Warrior before he even starts to work on the tree he starts shaking imaginary ropes and pumping his fists when he gets the axe he is breathing too heavy to chop the tree down.)
{Warrior: The tree has more power that my Warriors!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
{Gabreal Martin: God he sucks.}
(Next up is Gina Roberts who just stares at the tree for a few minutes.)
Gabreal Martin: What are you doing?
Gina Roberts: Using my good looks to make the tree fall.
Gabreal Martin: Well it did not fall down, but good enough in my book.
{Gina: I love this place.}
{Gabreal Martin: She has real talent.}
{Olivia Saint: I am going to kill my boyfriend after this show.}
(Willie Lee comes out and does not grab the axe he instead gets a razor blade out of his pocket and cuts himself. )
Gabreal Martin: I will accept that. Self sacrifice is great.
{Willie Lee: I was just pumping myself, but the less work the better.}
{Kryptochild: I can't believe Gabe just let him on by, but Gabe is an asshole that way.}
(Ebon is the next contestant)
Ebon: I can do this.
(Ebon tries to cut the tree down, but realizes Gabe has replaced his axe with a face one.)
Ebon: Douchebag
Gabreal Martin: Oh so sorry you have a defective axe I guess that means you lost your chance here too bad.
((King X comes out and walks over to a tree that is barely grown at all and kicks it over.)
Gabreal Martin: Good enough for me.
{King X: That is what I thought.}
{Gabreal Martin: I am still not afraid of him not at all.}
(Olivia Oil comes up next and has Ebon with her. Olivia rears back and kicks Ebon in the groin.)
Gabreal Martin: Point well taken you move on.
{Olivia Oil: I know what to do every week I am not afraid now at all I got this won.}
(Juantastiquo comes out with his axe and just starts cursing in Spanish.)
Gabreal Martin: Okay shut up you can move on christ.
{Kryptochild: I guess the best way to do things is nothing on this show.}
{Gabreal Martin: I hate it when people curse on my show. I mean for fucksake we are on TV here.}
(Tyson Smith comes out and starts to chop away on the tree doing well before his time runs out.)
{Tyson Smith: I have done best so far I am not worried.}
{Gabreal Martin: Well done he is in first.}
(Finally Jason Holmes the last contestant comes out and does even better than Tyson Smith to the shock of none of the people here.)
Gabreal Martin: We have a winner for the week Jason Holmes
{Jason Holmes: I did it! Wooooooo!}
Kryptochild: You are all weak. I can do this stand back.
(Kryptochild starts chopping and has it almost down!)
Kryptochild: Timber!!!!!!!!!!!
(The tree falls over and lands on Tyson Smith.)
Gabreal Martin: Oh my god!
Kryptochild: Um I think he is dead.
Gabreal Martin: Crap not again. First Rev and Gladiator now you cause a tree to land on someone this is the second person who died on my show. Um......he was eliminated anyway. Thanks again folks we will see you at another time on Extreme Enough.
(Fade)
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars
I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama
Gabreal Martin: We are getting ever closer to the night when I fulfill my destiny. When I finally become the Sedition Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion and it will happen at Spring Breakdown. I have been waiting for this night for a very long time, but I have a feeling that you all know this. I have been talking about it since I came into this federation saying that I was going to take the belt home with me and not let anyone else ever hold it. My little thing I have going on with The Sedition is just the icing on the cake. I refuse to lose this match, but then again I really do not have all that much to be afraid of in the tournament. Let me start off with the new guy himself Roko. I guess you get to be lucky kid. You get to come into this federation and on your first real night in it you get a chance to walk home with the belt that means so much to people here in SWA. Do I think that you are going to be the one to win this tournament? Hell no. Does anyone really think you are going to do anything really at all on this night? Hell no. You see kid you might have had a career somewhere else, but really here you are not a proven commodity unlike me. You see I am the chosen one Roko. I was hand picked by Rev and Gladiator to be the man in this federation. You are here, but in all actuality how in the hell do you think that you are going to win this tournament. You might look like a star and you might be flashy, but when you get in the ring with someone like me Gabreal Martin the chosen one himself you will just be another loser and another step on my way to the top of this federation.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then we have a couple of men that are so called legends in this federation. Firstly let me speak on Captain Insanity. You know last week something happened. We both saw it and we both know that it went down. I got screwed. I did not beat you and you did not beat me, but had all that interference not went down in our match we both know that I would have had your number Captain Insanity. I see you in this tournament and it is a way to get my revenge I guess. I mean I can go out and if you and have another match I am going to go out on a limb here and guarantee that I will beat you in this one. I do not need the help of Teen Throb or those losers in that other group to help me win my matches I can do that myself. I am not some child that needs his hand held. You on the other hand if Bryce would not have came down would have definitely lost to me. You say you are looking for that Extreme Combat title and I know that is something that you want, but I also know that you are not dumb enough to pass up a chance at taking the big one home as well. You do not want to back down from me? You do not want to get out of my way? Fine I can put up with that and if you get in my way again I am going to beat you to within an inch of your life.
Gabreal Martin: Then we also got the man that is after Captain Insanity and the man that got involved in our match this past week Teen Throb. You know Throb you are a sad little case when it comes down to it. You are considered to be somewhat of a legend in this federation, but you have never held any championships here. The only real thing that you have going for you in SWA is the fact that recently you have got with win over Insanity and then back in day you beat Saint. Though you beat Saint after he got hit with a car, but I guess a win is a win for people who are just not that good in the ring. You are pursuing a dream that is about to become a nightmare. You see unlike Saint I am not going to let some punk get the best of me. I am smarter than that. I am not going to see you and think that I can beat you without a hitch. You have a lot of friends, but the difference between us? Well the friends that I keep are higher up and they wield the power. Your friends? They are a group of punks like you. Am I worried? Not really, but I am smart enough to know not to turn my back on you or your little group of buddies.
(He laughs)
Gabreal Martin: Though Teen Throb and Captain Insanity are not the only so called legends of the federation that are deciding on being part of the tournament. We have another man that is pursuing something and that is Mr. Kiljoy. The so called "Most Insane Clown In The World". You are not much more than a joke Kiljoy. You dress up like a clown and think that you are intimidating or something like that. Me I see you for what you really are. A grown man dressed up like a clown. It is nothing scary or intimidating it is just a fucking joke. You stalk and pick on that little bitch Skippy like some big bad man. What are you supposed to be doing here? I mean really Skippy is not a real wrestler though I think he is unbeaten in the ring, but that is not the point. You are going after a man that is just a suck up. He get anything that he has by being on the side of me or one of the other Sedition members. He does not wrestle on a weekly basis. You are not doing anything all that amazing. Then you lose to Sedition member Kid Cannabis. I mean how are you still a legend Kiljoy? Is it due to the fact that you are the last man to hold that TV title way back when? I am not going to bow down to the almighty Kiljoy I am going to beat him just like I would anyone else.
Gabreal Martin: Ian De Tornado is a man that I am sort of confused by. He is a fighter and that is admirable, but he also lost in a match to Captain Insanity. You beat someone last week and the week before you were on the winning team of a tag match, but then again I guess I should say you are welcome on that one kid, because we know that you could have easily lost that one to Bryce if it was not for my little distraction. Do not worry though Tornado, because you will not have to face Bryce in the tournament so you will not lose. Unless Bryce shows up between now and then in that case well you are fucked. You have that MMA background and you have spent sometime overseas wrestling for those people. You were in the nowhere Extreme Wrestling Corporation and you for whatever reason are still there, but those places do not have what SWA has. They do not have Gabreal Martin. You have not met a person like me and you never will again. Am I afraid of you? Not really, because I have seen what you have. If you can't get a win in a three way match with Captain Insanity you will never ever get the win over me.
Gabreal Martin: Their is also the man that Tornado beat this past week on Fever Sean Smith. Sean you can build yourself up a lot, but when you come in and you lose your match in a very convincing fashion you are not that big of a bad ass. You like to do that whole MMA thing like Tornado and like him you are not going to do a whole hell of a lot in this federation. You will enter this tournament you will lose in round one and then you will be forgotten just as quick as you were brought into the world. No one cares about you now kid. You have a lot of proving to do in one night to shake off the stench of failure that surrounds you and when you look at the tournament in front of you it is a task that you are not ready for. You proved that you could not even beat one man in one night at Fever and if you think that you can beat three men in one night especially when one of those men will be Gabreal Martin you do not stand a chance in hell. You have that little chokehold that you call The Klutch, but that means nothing to me. I have never tapped out Sean and this night will be no different. I got you taken care of with hardly any effort. I have nothing to fear.
(He pauses)
Gabreal Martin: Then we also have the only man that might be older than Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan combined the one and only Waylon Hawthorne. The man who calls himself Geriatric, but all I am going to call him is Mr. Assisted Living. I am sure that you do not like me Waylon. I feel like I represent all that is right about the new youth of this federation. One thing that I like about Roko is his asshole attitude. He and I could take over this federation someday especially if Kid Cannabis is on our side. You see I am only this way, because I am that good. I am the very best at what I do. I might not have won either match that I have had so far in this federation, but I have also not lost either match that I have had in this federation. The thing that I hope that you can realize about this federation Waylon is that this is not 1979 and I am not Bob Backlund. I am better looking, more charismatic, and I am an all around much better wrestler than Bob Backlund.The only thing that a match with me and a match with him would have in common is just like Bob Backlund did to you in 1979 I am going to beat you in about five minutes before heading to the back and getting ready for someone who might actually become a challenge for me. You are looking at a youngster that you can't teach anything Waylon, but if we meet in the tournament I will teach you a lesson in humility.
Gabreal Martin: Last, but not least we got Duke Wallace. You are someone I find interesting Duke. You are a big boy with a lot of power. You have went one and one in the SWA since it has returned. You look to be the most bad dog in the yard and I have to admire that much about you. You think you are better than everyone else and that is something that I think of myself as well. However, Duke you are not better than I am. You have a loss to Captain Insanity in that three way on the return show. At least I can say I have not lost a match yet in this federation. You think that you are so good? Well why weren't you chosen by Rev and Gladiator to be the man in this federation? You want to do it all on your own? Fine, but really how far can you get when you will always be overshadowed by me? I am the star that shines brightest in this federation. I am going to take SWA into a new era. No matter how big or bad you are I do not care. Duke Wallace the best you will ever be able to hope for in SWA is second place. Just like anyone else who decides to be in this tournament that has not even be announced.
(Fade)
