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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Apr 24, 2010 22:10:49 GMT -6
(The show opens with the wild cheers from the crowd quickly turning to boos as Rev and Gladiator lead the way down the aisle. Trailing behind them are Kid Cannabis and Gabreal Martin. The group known as The Sedition enter the ring and they wait for the boos to die down. SWA Owner and General Manager, The Rev, raises a mic first.)Rev: Welcome back to SWA's Saturday Night Fever!**The fans cheer at the mention of their beloved fed and favorite TV show.**Rev: You people are too dumb to realize the only reason we brought back this company and show was to fulfill our own need for victory and dominance.[color=silver(More boos)[/color] Gladiator: That's right. You heard him. And it is for that reason that we've inducted the two greatest wrestlers in this sport today into The Sedition. With Spring Breakdown just over a week away, and the SWA Championship on the line, we consider it our duty to ensure the best man...Rev: And by best man, he means our favorite.Gladiator: Yes. Our favorite must make it to the finals. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the likely tournament finalists, Kid Cannabis and Gabreal Martin!(The fans boo as Gabreal and Cannabis raise their arms victoriously. Rev passes a mic over, which Cannabis attempts to grab, but Gabreal snatches it away from under his nose.))[/color] Gabreal Martin: Thank you very much gentlemen. You know I have been saying one thing since I came into SWA. I am The Chosen One. I am the man that has been hand picked by these two gentlemen right here to be the single greatest World Champion in SWA's history. Better than Sarge. Better than Kid Cactus. Better than Michael Saint.(He laughs)Gabreal Martin: Oh that is right Saint was never champion of this federation. Oh well it just proves my point. That is that I am better than Michael Saint. Thuogh the best part of this tournament will be the finals when The Sedition after beating everyone else in the tournament proves once and for all that we are great when I face Kid Cannabis in the finals. It will be an honor KC and hell when I beat you at least you can say you lost to one of The Sedition.(Kid Cannabis grabs the mic right out of Gabreal Martin's hands.)Cannabis: What? Is that the way you think it's gonna go? I have some news for you Gabe, you're the one who's gonna be laying down for the 1,2,3. How do you expect to get past me, the man who invented the Internal Combustion engine? I'll pin your bony white back to the mat 10 times over if I feel like it.(Rev grabs the mic and nervously stands between Cannabis and Gabreal. He puts on his best fake smile.)Rev: Just look at these two. They love each other like brothers. It's touching really.(Rev is cut off by the cheering of the fans, who spot Michael Saint appearing in the entrance area.)
Michael Saint: Well it seems that you guys have this whole thing figured out right? I mean you seem so sure of yourself and that one of your men will win this thing. Though it also seems like Kid Cannabis and Gabreal are not in agreement on who will be the lucky man to get to win this tournament. Me thinks that you are thinking of screwing around with the rest of the roster. Now I have sat back and took your shit for about a month now gentlemen. I have not been too active. I have been almost sedative in this whole thing. That is coming to an end here and now. I am going to make a statement. You see I have a grand plan of my own for The Sedition. The difference between you and I is that I am not going to play my cards. You are almost like comic book villians telling the world what you are planning to do. Me I am going to wait to drop this bombshell on you all until the moment is right. I am going to ensure that you all do not get your way. Everyone will have equal chances of winning and advancing. Trust on this gentlemen I know what to do in this situation.(The Fever theme begins to play and Michael Saint steps back through the curtain. Rev, Gladiator, Gabreal and Cannabis all laugh and mock him in the ring. It cuts down to Joe Aiello and Skippy Mohophosite sitting at ringside.)JOE: Michael Saint means business.SKIPPY: Oh yeah? Well so do Rev and Gladiator. If they want Gabreal and Cannabis in the finals, trust me, it will happen.JOE: What makes you so sure?SKIPPY: I don't know. The four of them... five including me... six if you include Gabe's new bodyguard Kryptochild, greatly outnumber Saint.JOE: First of all, Kryptochild was manipulated into being Gabreal's bodyguard. His loyalties still lie with Saint. Secondly, you don't count for anything. You played thumb wars once with me and cried for 10 minutes after you lost. Thirdly, if things keep up the way they're going, The Sedition will be angering enough of the roster that Saint will have EVERYONE behind him. Who will have the numbers in their favor then?SKIPPY: Don't try to fool me with your complex algebra equations!JOE: Algebra? What are you talking about? I simply asked you the same question you asked me.SKIPPY: I'm not talking to you anymore. These mind games are just childish.JOE: You just made my day, Skippy. For all the fans at home, we have a rundown of tonight's card for you. Here's what's scheduled.------------------------------
MAIN EVENT
KID CANNABIS
-vs-
WAYLON HAWTHORNE
REGULAR MATCH
GABREAL MARTIN
-vs-
CAPTAIN INSANITY
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
DUKE WALLACE
-vs-
DC ANTONIO
EXTREME COMBAT RULES
Anything Goes
SEAN SMITH
-vs-
IAN DE TORNADO
------------------------------ JOE: Looks good on paper.**A man approaches Skippy at the commentators table and slips him a plain white envelope. The only thing written on it is Skippy's name.**SKIPPY: Hmm. Wonder what this is?**Skippy digs his hands into the envelope but doesn't pull anything out. He then turns the envelope upside down and pitch black sand starts puring out. Skippy scratches his head.**SKIPPY: What the....JOE: Holy flying midgets! Take a look at that!**Joe points up to the rafters above the ring. A camera zooms in and we can see Frak the midget being lowered on a cable in a snazzy ninja outfit. Frak is doing some awkward martial arts moves. Suddenly, while still 15 feet above the ring, the cable snaps and Frak falls all the way down to the mat.**JOE: Oh my! Someone get a medic!**Frak is unconscious in the middle of the ring. Paramedics rush in.**SKIPPY: Forget the medics. Just get that vile creature out of my sight!JOE: Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrible. Mr. Kiljoy's midget sidekick has just fallen into the ring.SKIPPY: Out you vile creature!JOE: I'm seeing some movement now. Frak does appear injured though. We'll have more after this break._______________________  _______________________ Sean 'Klutch' Smith -vs- Ian De Tornado  Wind of change begins to play. Ian De Tornado comes out of the smoke effects, and does a 360 degrees spin with his left foot pivot before rushing/running towards the ring. He climbs the ring post, points to the audience, spread his arms sidewards, and does a backflip toward the center of the ring. Once the instrumentals are first heard, the lighting around the arena switches to a combination of green and blue lighting. Sean leaps out from behind the curtain and busts a few moves for the fans in attendance. As he makes his way to the ring, he taunts for the fans and gives them high-fives. He slides into the ring and springs up with his arms held high. He leans against the ring ropes in a very relaxed matter as his entrance music dies off. (The bell rings and we are underway. We get a lock up and a go behind by Sean into a takedown. Sean right away goes to lock in The Klutch, but Tornado is able to fight his way out of it almost right away. We get another lock up and this time Tornado goes behind. Tornado goes for an inverted DDT, but Sean is able to hit him a few times in the head to stop him from connecting. Tornado goes for a clothesline, but Sean ducks under. Tornado turns around and gets a stiff right hand to his face from Sean. Sean backs up and charges Tornado, but Sean gets backdropped over the top rope to the outside instead of hitting him with a move. Tornado hits the ropes on one side and then when he gets to the opposite he dives through the top and middle ropes onto Sean. Tornado mounts Sean and starts to go to town on him with punch after punch. Tornado eventually gets up and goes to get something from under the ring, but before he can Sean hits him from behind and tosses him back into the ring. Sean gets under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick and a chair. Sean is in the ring with the kendo stick over head he attempts to bring it down onto Tornado who rolls out of the way. Tornado to his feet and Sean swings for his head, but Tornado ducks under and when Sean turns around he gets a spinning enzuigiri from Tornado. ) Skippy: Tornado looking to put away the new guy.Joe: He wants to get a win before going into the tournament. This match is more about bragging rights going into the pay per view than anything else.(Tornado can see that Sean is in the center of the ring and he hits the ropes. Tornado springboards back with The Tornadosault, but Sean is able to get his knees up into the gut of Tornado. Sean is to his feet and when Tornado gets to his Sean with a boot to his gut and drives him down to the canvas with a DDT. Sean picks up the kendo stick and brings it down on the back of Tornado! A second time. A third time. Sean waits for Tornado to get up and goes for a Russian Leg Sweep with the kendo stick, but Tornado hits some elbows to break up the move. Sean goes for a kendo stick shot, but instead he eats a superkick from Tornado. Tornado gets the chair and puts it on the head of Sean. Tornado hits the ropes and comes back jumping up in the air and hitting a double stomp onto the chair driving it into the head of Sean. Tornado with a cover 1 2 kickout by Sean. Tornado goes to get the chair again, but Sean grabs his foot tripping him up making land face first on it. ) Skippy: Sean keeping Tornado away from the chair if at all possible.Joe: That is a smart move. He does not want to get that stomped onto his head again he might not kick out a second time.(Sean grabs the chair and brings it down on the back of Tornado. A second time. A third time. Sean rolls Tornado over and goes up top. Sean goes for a moonsault off the top rope while holding the chair, but Tornado rolls out of the way. Tornado goes to pick up Sean, but Sean with a small package roll up out of nowhere 1 2 kickout by Tornado. Both men get to their feet. Sean grabs the chair and when Tornado gets near him Sean cracks Tornado over the head with the chair bending the chair and busting Tornado open at the same time. Sean goes for The Klutch yet again and locks it in! Tornado is fighting it off making his way to the turnbuckle and kicking off putting the elbows of Sean on the mat. 1 2 kickout by Sean by breaking his submission hold. Both men get to their feet and once again Sean goes for The Klutch, but instead of locking the hold in he gives Tornado only what can be described as A Klutch Suplex! Skippy: That is differentJoe: Innovation for sure1 2 kickout by Tornado! ) Skippy: Tornado barely gets his shoulder up there.Joe: That would have been a major upset. ( Sean sets up for another Klutch, but this time Tornado back kicks him in the groin! Tornado sets up for a tornado DDT, but Sean throws him off. Sean whips Tornado into the turnbuckle and charges, but Tornado leaps up top and comes off with a Whisper in the Wind! Tornado with a cover 1 2 kickout by Sean. Tornado drags Sean to the center of the ring. Tornado hits the ropes and springboards back with The Tornadosault, but no Sean catches Tornado with The Mandible Claw!!!!!!!!!!!! Tornado looks like he is starting to fade from the claw, but it looks like he bites down on the fingers of Sean!) Skippy: WowJoe: You know for years in WWE no one ever thought of that. Tornado must be some sort of flipping genius/(Tornado goes to the outside of the ring and gets a table. Tornado puts the table in a corner. Tornado picks up Sean and goes to whip him into the table, but Sean reverses. Tornado runs up the table and back flips, but is caught by Sean. Sean sets up for a German Suplex through the table in the corner, but Tornado reverses and hits an F-5!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tornado grabs the table and sets it up. Tornado puts Sean on the table and goes up top. Sean gets on the top with Tornado and the two men are battling back and forth. Sean goes for a top rope back suplex, but Tornado hits him with a series of elbows. Tornado grabs the head of Sean and ASAI DDT off the top through the table!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) VIRGIL: Your winner, "The Tropical Tornado" Ian De Tornado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOE: Another win for Tornado this week. I'm starting to think he may have a good shot at Spring Breakdown.SKIPPY: Winning one match is one thing. Winning multiple matches is something else. Gabreal and Cannabis for the win.JOE: When have Cannabis or Gabreal ever fought multiple times in a night?**Skippy looks up and thinks to himself.**SKIPPY: I said enough with these mind games!JOE: Sure. You realize you also said you weren't going to talk to me anymore.SKIPPY: And I'm a man of my word.**Skippy zips his lips and sits quietly for approximately 7 seconds.**SKIPPY: Will you cover for me for a few minutes? I have to go to the bathroom.JOE: Skippy, you have an iron will. We'll be back after this break.__________________________
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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Apr 24, 2010 22:28:31 GMT -6
**Backstage we find Rev, Gladiator and Gabreal Martin pacing around.**GLADIATOR: As much as I'd love to think Saint is nothing but talk, he's been working hard at ruining us over the last couple of weeks. We need to take care of him immediately.REV: Right. Who has the carton of eggs? I've been working on my overhand all week.GLADIATOR: No, I'm thinking something a little more pesonal. Where's Kid Cannabis? He always has dastardly plans floating around in his head.REV: He said he was taking his mandatory 15 minute break. He's been locked in the bathroom ever since.**Marty Jannetty, the ever eager lackey of Rev and Gladiator, bangs on the door. Smoke is pouring out from under the door.**CANNABIS: I said I'll be out in 15.MARTY: Come on! I gotta go!REV: Marty, if your plumbing leeks again I swear you're permanently banned from this company.**Marty holds his groin and dances around a little with his legs crossed together.**GLADIATOR: Can we focus on the problem? What are we gonna do about Saint?GABREAL: Sometimes I wonder why I keep such clueless company. Did everyone forget good old Kryptochild? We rewrote his contract to be my personal bodyguard. Saint's already shaken up about us ruining that deal. He'll be heartbroken if we force good old Kryptochild to betray him with a senseless beating.**Rev and Gladiator look at each other and grin.**GLADIATOR: I was just about to suggest that.REV: Me too!GLADIATOR: Liar!REV: I was too gonna say it!**The argument continues. Gabreal just rolls his eyes.**_________________________ We see an ambulance in the back of the arena. Paramedics load the injured Frak into the back of the ambulance on a stretcher.Mr. Kiljoy- Dammit Frak i told you two wires would be safer but nooooooo. But I have a good feeling i know who was behind this vicious attack on you little buddy, and i'm going to the ring right know to finally striaghten this out.]An upset Mr. Kiljoy then walks away from the ambulance while it speeds off towards the hospital.__________________________ JOE: Lots of drama backstage, and it's only about to get worse.SKIPPY: What do you mean?JOE: You know he's coming for you, right? You telling me you had nothing to do with that accident?SKIPPY: I swear on my mothers grave.JOE: Your mother's not dead.SKIPPY: On my mothers grave!JOE: If I were you I'd look for the closest exit. Right now we need to move on. Our next match features two newcomers to SWA. DC Antonio pushed the legendary “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne to the limit last week. Last we saw of “The Supremacist” Duke Wallace he was crushed underneath a fallen deck in a trailer park. Hopefully he's recovered, cause as Antonio proved last week, he's not to be taken lightly.DC Antonio -vs- Duke Wallace  'New York' by Jay-Z blasts from the speakers above as DC Antonio emerges from backstage. The crowd boos as he makes his way down to the ring. DC is wearing some black boxing trunks, and black and red wrestling boots. He shows off his muscles, cracks his knuckles, and slides into the ring. Antonio jumps into a nearby turnbuckle and looks out to the crowd, raising both arms in the air VIRGIL: Introducing first. Originally from Genoa, Italy but now residing in New York City. He weighs 242 lbs and stands at a height of 6 feet and 3 inches. He is Italian Iced-Vein, the one and only DC Antonio!!!"What We Need is a Hero" begins to play and the lights go out. One lone spotlight shines on and off as the slow drum beat pounds. As the music kicks in the lights come up with a flash of pyros, and Duke Wallace appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He raises one arm high, pausing with his eyes closed as the pryos die out. Duke walks down the aisle with a serious look on his face and his shoulders and arms puffed out, clearly trying to show off his arms. Duke completely ignores the boos from the crowd. He rolls under the bottom rope and poses arrogantly as the lights in the arena all come back up. VIRGIL: And his opponent, from Vancouver, BC. He towers at 6 feet and 6 inches, and weighs 280 lbs. The man who puts Supremacy into Supremacist, this is Duke Wallace!!!The bell rings as Antonio and Wallace lock up. Wallace wins the power struggle by tripping Antonio and proceeds to stomp away at the midsection. Antonio manages to roll out of the way to climb to his feet. He charges at Wallace. Wallace prepares to deliver a flapjack, but Antonio reverses it mid air and hits a tornado DDT. Both men make their way back to their feet and lock up again. Antonio Irish whips Wallace into the ropes. Wallace bounces off the ropes and is met with a stiff shoulder block that sends him back to the mat. Wallace is quick to get back up, Antonio charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside. Antonio bounces off the far ropes and hits Wallace with a baseball slide as he is pulling himself up. Wallace stumbles back and leans against the barricade. Antonio charges at Wallace who back drops him over the barricade and into the crowd. Wallace motions for the fans to spread out a bit. Wallace backs up about, getting a running start at Antonio. Wallace jumps onto the barricade before leaping off with a clothesline. The clothesline connects and both men crash to the floor. The fans make a bigger circle for the two men. SKIPPY: The fans are clamoring for a picture.JOE: These are SWA fans. They're probably trying to lift Duke and DC's wallets.Slowly Wallace gets up and pulls Antonio to his feet. He hits a stiff uppercut on Antonio, who responds with a hook to the jaw. Wallace steps back and takes a big swing, Antonio ducks and jabs Wallace in the midsection. The two men continue to exchange blows, forcing each other through the crowd. Eventually they stumble through a curtain and end up in the backstage area. JOE: Someone get a camera back there to follow these guys.Wallace manages to knee the gut of Antonio and tosses him head first over the counter of a concession stand area. Wallace leans over the counter feeling around for Antonio, pops up from behind the counter with a giant bucket full of popcorn. Antonio throws a handful of popcorn in the eyes of Wallace. Wallace brushes off the popcorn and reaches for Antonio again. Antonio smashes the bucket of popcorn into the head of Wallace. Wallace stumbles back, shocked at the force of the cardboard bucket. Antonio drops the bucket, causing all the popcorn to fall out and revealing a brick in the bottom. JOE: Oh yeah! And they charged me extra for butter!Antonio grabs a can of beer before jumping back over the counter. Antonio opens the can Stone Cold style; takes a drink, spilling most of it and spits a mouth full into Wallace's face. Antonio grabs Wallace and delivers a Norther Lights suplex, he quickly goes for the Cover. ..1 ...2 Wallace barely kicks out. Antonio is up quickly and grabs a mop from a nearby cleaning cart. Antonio taunts Wallace as he gets to his feet. Antonio tees up and swings the mop at Wallace as he charges. Antonio connects, hitting Wallace in the stomach. Wallace doubles over in pain, Antonio breaks the mop handle over the back of Wallace and tosses him to the floor. Antonio gives him a few kicks and stomps before going for the cover. ..1 ...2 Wallace kicks out again. Wallace is angry and on the offensive now as he grabs Antonio by the head and shoves him into the men's room. Wallace kicks Antonio in the stomach and smashes his head off the counter. Wallace drags Antonio into a stall and forces him down in front of the toilet. Wallace chops the chest of Antonio be and gives Antonio a swirly. JOE: Don't say it.SKIPPY: Come on please?JOE: Okay, okay.SKIPPY: I guess you can say he's flushing Anonio's career down the toilet.Antonio pulls his head from the toilet, and breaks free with an elbow to the stomach. Wallace stumbles back out of the stall. Antonio tackles Wallace through the door and out of the washroom. Wallace frees himself from Antonio and delivers a snap suplex to the concrete floor. Wallace quickly makes a cover. ..1 ...2 A close kick out by Antonio. Wallace argues with the ref about a slow count. The ref shrugs it off as Antonio gets back up and comes after Wallace. Wallace takes Antonio down with a drop toehold, Antonio's face landing on a tipped over trash can. Wallace rolls Antonio over and goes for another cover. ..1 ...2 kick out by Antonio. Wallace is even more upset and gets in the face of the ref, he doesn't see Antonio eventually gets back to his feet. Antonio throws Wallace through the entrance way curtain. Wallace stumbles out onto the entrance way ramp. Antonio charges through the curtain towards Wallace. Wallace sees Antonio coming and nails a double knee facebreaker. Both men lay on the ramp-way for a moment, the ref checking on each one. Wallace grabs Antonio as the both get up, pulling off a sloppy pump handle slam. Wallace is quick to move back to his feet and pull Antonio back up. Wallace nails a sidewalk slam on Antonio and sends him back to the ramp-way. Wallace taunts the crowd while he takes a second to catch his breath. He circles Antonio, slapping him slightly. Wallace sets up for the DDT Supremacy. He hits his finisher and goes for the cover. ..1 ...2 ....3 VIRGIL: Your winner, and still the........ uh...... best.... guy..... of the match. Duke Wallace!!!JOE: They started in the ring, hit the concession stands, took a violent bathroom break, and finally ended up here. Duke Wallace is your winner of a very chaotic match.As Duke Wallace celebrates his win on the top of the entrance ramp, the towering 7 foot figure of Mr. Kiljoy appears directly behind him. Duke spins around and Kiljoy grabs him by the throat with both hands. He picks him up, spins him around and tosses him off the ramp with The Cotton Candy Chokeslam. DC stands rights next to him. Kiljoy delivers the chokeslam to DC as well. Both men fall all the way to the pavement. Kiljoy marches down to the ring.SKIPPY: If anyone asks, I was never here.Skippy hides under the broadcast table. Kiljoy slides under the bottom rope and then grabs a mic and looks at the arena, then at Skippy.Mr. Kiljoy- Skippy Me and your paths cross briefly Last week and you got the upper hand on me, But that will not happen again trust me on that. Ever since you killed my tag team Partner and best friend oh so many years ago you been on my range of fire and every time i squeeze that trigger you seem to get your self out of the way. But now you went ahead and nearly killed yet another one of my best friend right in the middle of this ring. Now Frak has no health coverage so god knows whats going to happen to him but hey thats your fault now too.
Now me and Frak been trying to kill on numerous occassions and was unsuccessful, But now tonight in front of all these rabid SWA fans i would like to give each and everyone of you a vow that is going to happen.Mr. Kiljoy then leans over the ropes and looks at Skippy who's still hiding under the table. Kiljoy is smiling with a evil snare.Mr. Kiljoy- As of tonight, There is a $25,000 Bounty on Skippy Mohophosite Head. I dont care what you do to him but i want his ugly dead mug hanging in my garage! This goes out to anybody who wants to have a little bit of money in there pokets. Skippy I do think i found a way to get rid of you without lifting one finger. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Mr. Kiljoy then throws the mic towards Skippy direction and exits the ring laughing when he reaches the entranceway he looks back at Skippy and gives him the cut neck gesture.JOE: Well, well, well. Look who's life is on the line now? I guess it's about time you learned how I feel being at risk of sudden and brutal death every moment we're on the air.A paniced Skippy is breathing heavy.SKIPPY: Rev and Gladiator will save me. They'll save me. I know Rev and Gladiator will save me.It cuts backstage to the head offices of Rev and Gladiator. They're watching the show on a monitor.REV: Hmmm..... If he dies on the air, you think we'll double our ratings?GLADIATOR: Definitely. Triple if we can promote it.Rev and Gladiator give each other high fives. The show fades to commercial break._______________________
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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Apr 24, 2010 22:48:01 GMT -6
_____________________ The camera cuts backstage, Teen Throb and Fletch Baxter are seen walking down the hallway. Fletch is busy stuffing his face with donuts as they walk and talk. The camera split screens to show Captain Insanity walking down another hallway, talking on his cellphone. The two shots come together as Insanity and Teen Throb bump into each other. JOE: Uh oh. This might come to blows.Captain Insanity looks Teen Throb up and down. CI: Watch where you're going pretty boy, or you're gonna get yourself hurt. Teen Throb doesn't back down, instead he gets into Insanity's face. TT: And who's gonna hurt me? Can't be you, not after last weeks lost.Insanity and Teen Throb stand chest to chest, staring each other down. Both men prepared to fight at any moment. JOE: Captain Insanity needs to be smart about this one. He has a match that's moments away. He doesn't have time for a fist fight.A loud ruckus comes from down the hall as Got Milk? rushes down the hall mooing loudly. Got Milk? rushes past Insanity and Teen Throb, seconds later a group of security guards rush past in chase of the men in cow costumes. CI: This isn't over, not by a long shot.Insanity turns and goes after the guards and Got Milk? SKIPPY: What kind of trouble have Got Milk been causing now?JOE: As ridiculous as it must be for Captain Insanity to babysit those guys all the time, they may have just saved him.SKIPPY: You think Teen Throb could've gotten the upper hand?JOE: It's possible, but either way, Insanity's match is up next. Last thing he needs is to wear himself out before taking on Gabreal Martin. Half the roster is dying to see someone slap that so called “Chosen One” around._______________________ (We return backstage to see Gabreal Martin walking along with his manager Olivia Saint. The two are walking along and are approached by Michael Saint.) Michael: So this is the thanks I get for all I have done for you over the years huh kid?Gabreal: I have told you before old man I did this myself.Michael: I am not talking to you I am talking to my sister.Olivia: All you have done for me? Come on Michael we both know that this was going to happen. You never did anything for me over the years.Saint: I disagree. I helped you out a lot me and Chupa both did. Now you repay me by getting into this business that I have wanted you away from your whole life and then being with him.Olivia: You have kept me away from this business and why? To protect me? I am a big girl. I can make my own decisions. I am not ten years old anymore.Saint: I see you can make your own decisions and your choice in men seems to be somewhat lacking.Olivia: He and I have been together for a long time. We were a couple when he was in KCW. We just kept it a secret. Unlike you though when I asked him to be part of his wrestling like he liked it.Saint: What is this about? Is it because I would not let you wrestle for me in KCW?Olivia: No it is about me distancing myself from you. I am forging my own life and my own identity and I am going to do so independent of you.
Saint: I can't believe that Kryptochild did not stop this.Gabreal: He tried, but your sister is stubborn.Saint: She is like Chupa too much for my taste.Olivia: I take after the talented brother do not hold it against me.Saint: Speaking of your bodyguard where is he?Gabreal: He is having some words with his boss. The men who sign his paychecks. He was being beligerant they needed to talk him down a little bit.Saint: I swear if he is fired by those two I am going to make your life a living hell. You are pushing me and I am going to break soon.Gabreal: I am sure he still has a job I am very sure.(From behind Kryptochild nails Saint with a chair in the back of the head.)
Gabreal: You see we are going to make him the model employee. (Kryptochild unhappily lays in a few boots to Saint. Olivia points at a merch table.) Olivia: Put him through the table.Kryptochild: No. I have done enough to him.Gabreal: Listen to me I am your superior you do what I say.Kryptochild: We have done enough what more do you people want?(Gabe slaps Kryptochild) Gabreal: I said put him through the table. If you want to keep getting a pay check do what I say. (Kryptochild picks up Saint and powerbombs him through the merch table.) Gabreal: That is enough. Olivia: See this will keep getting easier for you everytime.Kryptochild: Screw you both. ____________________________ JOE: Just disgusting.SKIPPY: I know. How dare Krypto mouth off like that to a superior!JOE: I meant Gabreal Martin and The Sedition using Michael Saint's own allies against him. One of these days they're going to come across someone who doesn't fear them.SKIPPY: We in The Sedition fear nobody.**Skippy suspiciously looks over his shoulder at a few fans who are staring at him.**SKIPPY: Has someone searched those guys for weapons?JOE: Probably not. Worried someone will try and cash in on that reward Kiljoy put up for your head?SKIPPY: Not at all. As I said.... NO FEAR.**Skippy carefully looks over his shoulder again.**SKIPPY: Someone should seriously search them, though.JOE: I'm sure our crack security will get right on that.Gabreal Martin -vs- Captain Insanity  The lights in the arena go black as The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived (Variations On A Shaker Hymn) by Weezer plays on the PA. A spotlight is shown on Gabe as he walks to the ring. He's followed closely by his new bodyguard, Kryptochild, who frowns and hangs his head lifelessly. Gabreal enters the ring as Virgil announces him. VIRGIL: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Now standing in the ring, from Los Angeles, California. Accompanied by bodyguard extraordinaire, Kryptochild. Standing 6 foot 1 and weighing 220 lbs. He is “The Chosen One” Gabreal Martin!!!The lights dim a little as”Down and Out” by Tantric starts to play. Captain Insanity steps out from behind the curtain. He pauses briefly, looking down at the ring and his Gabreal before casually walking to the ring, never taking his eyes off his Gabreal. Insanity slides into the ring and quickly gets to his feet. VIRGIL: And his opponent........ Before Virgil can finish announcing, Gabreal shoves Virgil over the top rope and jumps on Insanity. He hammers him with a few forearm smashes to the back of the head. Gabreal locks up with Insnaity. He spins around and puts Insanity in a Waistlock from behind. Insanity throws his elbow back and hits Gabreal in the side of the head. Gabreal lets go and Insanity locks up with him again. Insanity puts Gabreal in a Headlock, and Gabreal easily breaks out by pushing Insanity into the ropes. Insanity bounces against the ropes and comes running back. Gabreal drops on his stomach and Insanity runs right over him, and off against the ropes again. Gabreal stands up as Insanity comes off the ropes. This time Gabreal leapfrogs over Insanity. Now Insanity goes off the ropes for a third time. He runs toward Gabreal, and Gabreal does a Hiptoss, but Insanity lands on his feet. Insanity goes for a Shortarm Clothesline, but Gabreal ducks. Gabreal tries to kick Insanity with his right leg, but Insanity grabs onto it and holds it with a tight grip. Gabreal swings his other leg through the air and nails Insanity with an Enzuguri, that takes him down to the mat. JOE: Nice technical start to the match. Gabreal got the upper hand, but you have to give Insanity credit for stepping out of his comfort zone.Insanity takes a moment to recuperate. Insanity charges toward Gabreal, who's standing in the corner. Gabreal moves out of the way and Insanity runs right into the corner. Gabreal grabs his head from behind and smashes it against the turnbuckle pad a few times. Gabreal kicks Insanity from behind the knees and he drops down to the mat. Gabreal pulls Insanity onto his knees and picks him up before slamming him down to the mat with a vicious Piledriver. He covers. 1... 2... Insanity kicks out. Gabreal stands over Insanity and steps on his chest with both feet. He then jumps a few feet in the air and stomps down right on Insanity's ribs. Insanity is gasping for air.[/color] SKIPPY: That's why he's the champ.JOE: But he's not the champ yet.SKIPPY: Only a matter of time. Gabreal drops and starts choking Insanity out, making it ever harder for him to breathe. Insanity's face is now turning blue, and the ref is physically prying Gabreal hands away from Insanity's throat. Gabreal lets go and the ref forces him to stand back as Insanity catches his breath. JOE: That's right fans. Every once and a while, SWA referees actually do enforce the rules.Insanity takes a few deep breaths and is back to breathing normal. Gabreal picks Insanity up places him in a headlock. Gabreal starts running to deliver a Running Bulldog, but Insanity squirms out of his grip, and ends up behind Gabreal's back. Gabreal spins around quickly, and Insanity uses all of his strength to hoist Gabreal up over his shoulder, and drop him over the top rope with an Fallaway Slam. Gabreal drops over the top rope and falls down to the hard concrete floor outside the ring. JOE: And just like that, the momentum has shifted.Insanity steps out onto the apron and holds onto the ropes facing the outside. Insanity is looking and waiting for Gabreal to stand up. Gabreal gets to his feet but staggers a bit. Insanity Springboards off the second rope and hits Gabreal with an Diving Cross Body Block to the outside. Insanity gets up and shoves some chairs out of the way. He picks up Gabreal and whips him right into the steel barricade. Gabreal drops to his knees and Insanity hits him with a Crescent Kick to the face. Insanity then steps a few feet back and again waits for Gabreal to stand up. Gabreal pulls himself up. He turns around and Insanity makes his move. Insanity jumps up on the timekeepers table and then jumps onto the thin top of the barricade. Insanity walks a few steps across the barricade and then jumps off. He flies through the air and hits Gabreal with a powerful Flying Clothesline. He lays Gabreal out flat on the concrete floor. JOE: He nearly took Gabe's head off with that one.Insanity slowly stands up throws Gabreal into the ring. He climbs in behind him. Insanity backs Gabreal into a corner and climbs up the turnbuckle behind him. Insanity grabs Gabreal's head and jumps off the top rope, spinning around in mid air, and executing a Double Arm DDT from off the top rope. He goes for the cover. 1... 2... Gabreal kicks out. Insanity stands up and walks back out on the apron. Insanity scales the turnbuckle and goes straight to the top rope. He balances and looks down at Gabreal, who's still on his back but opening his eyes. Insanity turns around with his back to the ring, and dives off, looking to hit a Moonsault. Gabreal rolls out of the way before Insanity hits, and pulls the ref into Insanity's path. Captain Insanity unfortunately ends up hitting the referee with the Moonsault, and knocking him out. Insanity is bending over the ref, and trying to revive him. Gabreal digs his hands into his trunks, and pulls out something small. JOE: What's that?SKIPPY: It's nothing. Just look the other way.Gabreal opens up a packet, and dumps a handful of salt into his hand. He grabs Insanity by the shoulder and spins him around. Gabreal then throws the hand full of salt into Insanity's eyes. Insanity is blinded by the salt, and he's stumbling all over the ring, swinging his fists, but coming nowhere near Gabreal! JOE: That treacherous snake!SKIPPY: Oh how clumsy of Captain Insanity.JOE: Give it a rest, Skippy. We're not buying it.The ref starts to get to his feet. Gabreal kicks Insanity in the gut and Idelivers a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Gabreal then hits him with The Knock-Out Blow elbow to the back of the head. He goes for the cover on Insnaity. The ref slowly counts. 1... 2... The ref is pulled out of the ring! The fans scream as Bryce Bridges dives in. He jumps on top of Gabreal and pummels him with a furious string of rights and lefts. SKIPPY: What's Bryce Bridges doing in there?JOE: A little bit of payback for Gabreal costing him and Insanity their match last week. Bryce picks him up and hits him with the Grip of Seventeen Roaring Elbow. Gabreal goes down and Bryce jumps out of the ring. He picks up the still dizzy ref and throws him into the ring. Insanity is starting to get his vision back. He's surprised to find Gabreal laid out, but he covers him anyways. The ref counts. 1... 2... Out of nowhere, someone climbs onto the apron, leaps off the top rope, and nails Captain Insanity with a Superpunch off the top rope. He hits Insanity in the back of the neck. The count is broken.[/color] JOE: That's Teen Throb! Now he's getting involved too!SKIPPY: How did he get past Got Milk?Teen Throb start kicking Insnaity while he's down. He picks Insnaity up and tosses him into the corner. Teen Throb and Insanity start brawling all around the ring. The ref is almost ready to call a DQ when Bryce rushes into the ring and hits Gabreal with a Leg Drop. He climbs on top of Gabreal and starts punching him to the face, but Gabreal kicks him off and the two men start rolling around hitting each other. The ref calls for the bell. Decision: Double Disqualification **Security guards have now rushed into the ring to break up the unscheduled fights. The fans are on their feet cheering as the guards pull everyone apart.**JOE: Due to interferences by both Teen Throb and Bryce Bridges, this match ends in a double DQ. After all the interferences, sneak attacks, constant fighting, I don't know if management can keep these guys apart any longer.SKIPPY: Spring Breakdown is just around the corner. These guys may get paired up in the first round just to put an end to this.JOE: We'll be right back after this break. |
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Post by Sedition: The Rev on Apr 24, 2010 22:52:56 GMT -6
_____________________ JOE: We are back, and just moments away from our main event. Tonight was supposed to be a night where the roster warmed up for the SWA Championshyip tournament at Spring Breakdown. Instead it's turned into one giant warzone. An injured Frak, Kiljoy placing a bounty on Skippy's head, Kryptochild being forced to sneak attack Michael Saint, Gabreal Martin and Bryce Bridges going at it, Captain Insanity and Teen Throb. If these people can't get their heads in the game they'll never be focused enough to win the championship. Those who are keeping their heads down like Ian De Tornado and Duke Wallace may have the upper hand at Spring Breakdown. They're smart enough to go in with no baggage.SKIPPY: This water tastes funny to me. Almost like......... someone poisoned it.JOE: Stop being so paranoid. Whoever cashes in on that bounty will want to enjoy killing you. Poison is so impersonal.SKIPPY: I want to go home.JOE: Getting back to the tournament, as was announced last week, ANYONE is eligible to enter. SWA just had it's newest contract signing this past week. A man by the name of Roko will be one of the many competitors fighting for the SWA Championship on May 3rd. We go backstage to hear exclusive words from SWA's newest star.___________________
The scene opens up in a backstage room at the arena . The room had its own black couch right in the middle, a table with refreshments on it, shelf filled with things to do, and a big ‘ol LCD TV about ten feet in front of the black couch. The camera comes inside the room focusing on the table with the refreshments. We see a bottle of Pepsi, a bag of Doritos, a transparent bowl of grapes and a platter of turkey with cheese sandwiches. The camera now focuses on the shelf. It’s just filled with books, puzzles, games like Clue especially and fun-filled activities. The camera then moves to the back of the couch where we see a head. From what the viewers watching from home can tell, the head has brown hair with gel in it and the man looks to be shirtless. Moving to the side, we see the newest signee to SWA Mr.Roko . He realizes the camera is right on him and finishes what he’s doing on his cell phone. Getting up to his feet, he raises out his right hand to the camera man.
Roko|Proclaimed God:
Hi my name is Roko I’ve invited you here this evening in what we call the break room. It’s the one good thing about this arena that’s just horrendous. The reason why you’re right here… well, look at me. I’m just too gorgeous for you ladies to look at, aren’t I? I’m giving you a treat by looking at me. But that’s not the point why you’re watching me. It’s because I’ve got good news for each and every single one of you. The good news is… i have finally been signed to the SWA Roster I’m just full of awesome. Now, you all may be wondering. What's so special about me just... speaking to each and every one of you? Actually, it IS special but why just have a show if I'm just going to speak? That wouldn't be fun now, would it? That's not the point . Oh no, this is going to have a have a twist to it, if you will. If ANY of you want to challenge the man known as Roko then you had better be prepared, prepared for the fact SWA has just signed a former world champion, a former 3 time tag team champion. I'm a Natural, i'm not afraid of any of these men. Roko will be your SWA world champion before you idiot fan's can blink your eye's or at least before you get off that couch.
_________________ JOE: So to analyze a little more, SWA has a guy like Captain Insanity, who has won multiple titles here in SWA. Kid Cannabis, who is still undefeated here in SWA. Gabreal Martin who held the KCW Championship all the way up until their final show before merging with SWA. Countless others. But for all we know this Roko could be the odds on favorite. He's already won several world titles in different promotions, and NOBODY here in SWA is familiar with his style. He could be a dark horse.SKIPPY: Or it could be Kid Cannabis!JOE: Or it could be “Geriatric” Waylon Hawthorne. He's a former SWA TV Champion, and without a doubt he has more years of experience than anyone else in this company.SKIPPY: Nah.JOE: This is the last stop for both Hawthorne and Cannabis before Spring Breakdown. One of these men may be our next SWA Champion. Time to see which one has what it takes. Lets go down to the ring for our main event.Kid Cannabis -vs- Waylon Hawthorne  “The Last Saskatchewan Pirate” begins to play. Waylon walks out onto the stage and flexes his saggy old man muscles. Waylon walks down the aisle. About halfway to the ring he seems to forget what he’s doing. He looks around and sees the ring and suddenly remembers what he’s supposed to do. He climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He stands in the middle of the ring and does a dopey old man dance. VIRGIL: Introducing first, the SWA's spokesmen for Geritol. He hails from the metropolis of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, and weighs in at a very saggy 245 pounds. He is the first man to take advantage of Virgil's 2 for 1 t-shirt spectacular, "THE GERIATRIC ONE" WAYLON HAWTHORNE!!!"War Is Necessary" by Nas booms on the P.A. The arena fills with obscenely expensive pyro and lights displays as the one and only... Kid Cannabis! Wrestling legend and the inventor of dynamite, strolls down the enterance ramp, smoking a big fat blunt full of blueberry kush while he flips off and berates the fans. He steps in the ring....HIS RING!.... and gets ready to whoop another jobber's ass before he goes back to his hotel room filled with Hooter's waitresses looking to get a child support check from yours truly! VIRGIL: And his opponent, residing in the great city of Amsterdam. He is the man who introduced me to the street of red lights. Weighing in at 232 pounds. He is the man who invented the hockey puck, KID CANNABIS!!!Cannabis climbs up on the second turnbuckle and raises his arms to the fans. Cannabis soaks in the jeers of the crowd. Cannabis steps down. Hawthorne then gets up on his corner and raises his arms in the air. Some fans cheer, but most just laugh at him. Hawthorne mumbles something about the darn kids having no respect. He charges out of his corner and nails Cannabis with a Clothesline. Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and whips him to the ropes. Cannabis bounces off the ropes and leapfrogs over Hawthorne. Cannabis bounces off the ropes again and Hawthorne ducks down for a Back Body Drop. Cannabis flips over him with a Sunset Flip. Cannabis pulls Hawthorne down for the pin, 1... 2... Hawthorne kicks out. Cannabis picks Hawthorne up and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but Hawthorne reverses and nails Cannabis with a Short Clothesline. Hawthorne climbs up on the second rope and drops down on Cannibis with an Elbow Drop. Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and delivers a Snap Suplex. Hawthorne tries to pick up Cannabis, but Cannabis rolls him up in an Inside Cradle for the pin attempt, 1... 2... Hawthorne reverses the cradle, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. AIELLO: So far, The Geritaric One seems to have Kid Cannabis' number.SKIPPY: Yeah, I have his number too. I call him up all the time.AIELLO: No, I mean he has his number in the ring.SKIPPY: I didn't know he brought the phone in the ring with him.Both men get up on their feet and Cannabis runs towards Hawthorne. Hawthorne delivers a Arm Drag Takedown. Cannabis gets up on his feet and runs at Hawthorne again. Hawthorne catches him with a Japanese Arm Drag. Hawthorne picks up Cannabis and whips him off the ropes. Cannabis bounces off the ropes and Hathorne executes a Hip Toss. Hawthorne bounces off the ropes and drops down on Cannabiss with a Knee Drop. Hawthorne goes for the cover, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. Hawtorne picks Cannabis up and whips him to the corner. Hawthorne climbs up on the second rope and the fans count along as he hits Cannabis with 10 hard punches to the head. Hawthorne then falls back and delivers a Monkey Flip. Hawthorne stands in the center of the ring and dances the Charleston as the fans cheer. AIELLO: The Geriatric One is schooling Kid Cannabis in the ways of old school wrestling.SKIPPY: No kidding, I feel like I'm watching NWA circa 1975.Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and attempts a Hangman's Neckbreaker, but Cannabis hits him in the back of the head with a elbow. Cannabis then executes the Neckbreaker. Cannabis gets up on his feet and climbs up to the top rope. Hawthorne gets up on his feet and Cannabis jumps off the top rope and drops on Hawthorne with a Cross Body Block. Hawthorne rolls out of the ring. Cannabis runs towards the ropes and leaps into the air. He soars over the top rope and hits Hawthorne with a Suicide Dive Clothesline. Cannabis picks Hawthorne up and whips him to the ringpost. Hawthorne hits his head on the steel post and drops down to the ground. Cannabis picks up a steel chair. Hawthorne gets up on his hands and knees and Cannabis swings the chair down and cracks Hawthorne across the back with it. Hawthorne collapses face first onto the ground. Cannabis stands over Hawthorne and swings the chair down, and hits Hawthorne on the head. Cannabis raises the chair into the air and plays to the crowd. The crowd boos him. AIELLO: Hawthorne doesn't stand a chance against Cannabis with the rule book thrown out the window.SKIPPY: This is the SWA Joe. There are no rules here.Cannabis picks Hawthorne up and tosses him in the ring. Cannabis climbs up to the top rope and leaps off. He drops down on Hawthorne with a Frog Splash, and goes for the cover, 1... 2... Hawthorne barely gets his shoulder up. Cannabis picks him up and whips him to the corner and then charges after him. Hawthorne hits the corner and Cannabis hits him with a Clothesline. Hawthorne drops down to the mat and Cannabis again climbs up on the top rope. He jumps off and splashes down on Hawthorne with a Senton Bomb. Cannabis goes for another cover, 1... 2... Hawthorne kicks out. Cannabis picks Hawthorne up and attempts a Dragon Screw Leg Whip, but Hawthorne hits him in the head with an Enziguri. Cannabis quickly stands up to his feet. Cannabis runs up to the kneeling Hawthorne and hits him with a Front Dropkick to the face. Cannabis picks him up and executes a Diamond Cutter. Cannabis goes for the cover, 1... 2... Hawthoren barely gets his shoulder up. AIELLO: Kid Cannabis is having a tough time putting the old man away.SKIPPY: Strange, it took him no time at all when he was sparring with the residents at the retirement home.AIELLO: Well, Hawthorne is no ordinary old man.Cannabis climbs up on the top rope. He leaps off and drops down with a Moonsault, but Hawthorne rolls out of the way and Cannabis hits the mat face first. Hawthorne slowly gets up on his feet, but so does Cannabis. Cannabis runs at Hawthorne, but Hawthorne delivers a Back Body Drop and Cannabis flies over the top rope and hits the concrete on the outside. Hawthorne rolls out of the ring and picks Cannabis up. Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and slams him down to the concrete with a Bodyslam. Hawthorne picks up the steel chair. He winds up like he's preparing to take a baseball swing. Cannabis gets up on his feet and Hawthorne swings the chair. He hits Cannabis hard over the head with the chair. The fans cheer wildly as Hawthorne does a dopey old man dance with the chair in hand. Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and tosses him in the ring. Hawthorne climbs in and bounces off the rope. As he runs towards Cannabis he drops down on him with THE OLD SCHOOL CRUNCH. Hawthorne goes for the cover, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. SKIPPY: I can't believe it! Kid Cannabis just kicked out of The Old School Crunch!AIELLO: For crying out loud Skippy, it's just a leg drop.Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and whips him off the ropes. Cannbis rebounds off the ropes and Hawthorne drops him with a Samoan Drop. Hawthorne goes for the cover again, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. Hawthorne picks Cannabis up and places him on the top rope. Hawthorne climbs up and prepares for a Superplex, but Cannabis punches Hawthorne in the face and pushes him off the turnbuckle. Cannabis steadies himself on the top rope and jumps off. Cannabis drops on Hawthorne with a Flipping Leg Drop. Cannabis slowly gets up on his feet and picks Hawthorne up. He sets Hawthorne up for a DDT, but Hawthorne reverses with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex for the pin attempt, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. Both men get up on their feet and Cannabis hits Hawthorne with a High Leg Clothesline. Cannabis then picks him up and sets him up for a Vertical Suplex, but Hawthorne reverses with a Small Package, 1... 2... Cannabis kicks out. AIELLO: Again, Kid Cannabis just can't control the match inside the ring. Hawthorne has too much experience.SKIPPY: If by experience you mean arthritis, you're right.AIELLO: I understand you're just trying to back up your stablemate, but that didn't make any sense.SKIPPY: I know you are, but what am I?Cannabis slams his hands down on the mat in frustration. Hawthorne slowly gets up on his feet. Sweat is pouring from his face. He looks exhausetd. He has slight hunch due to his bad back, but he still raises his fists and waves Cannabis over for some more. Cannabis raises his fists and the two stand toe to toe in the center of the ring. They circle the ring like two boxers, Hawthorne slips a jab, but Cannabis ducks it. Cannabis pulls his arm back as though he is readying himself for a punch, but instead he kicks Hawthorne between the legs. Hawthorne bends down and clutches his genitals in pain. Cannabis grabs him by the head and executes THE CHRONIC. Cannabis covers Hawthorne and hooks both of his legs, 1... 2... 3! VIRGIL: Here is your winner KID CANNABIS!!! **Kid Cannabis celebrates in the ring, motioning around his waist.**JOE: What a night. Who will be the next SWA Champion? The open tournament is just over a week away. We'll see you all on May 3rd for Spring Breakdown, live on Pay Per View.Copyright: 2010 Sedition Production _________________________ Ian De Tornado vs Sean Smith written by SaintDuke Wallace vs DC Antonio written by Taylor MGabreal Martin vs Captain Insanity written by The RevKid Cannabis vs Waylon Hawthorne written by Gladiator |
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