Loss your Face(Tornado version)

[Ian DeTornado]

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Some sings,
others recite rhymes,
some fights on rings,
while other do crimes

some dances,
while other was acting,
some will taste loses,
while De Tornado is winning.
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“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 1:
]“Loss your face”

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April 23, 2010, 9:30 pm – LA, California
It was another steamy Friday night, and temperature was still getting high, as all the people of California are all tuned in to radio, and patiently waiting for the second airing of their new favorite radio show, “The Sounds of the Tornado”.
After the long wait and dozens of radio ads, finally…
“Wind of Change – emergency siren Remix” was played at the background, and then a familiar voice started to talk and said…

Ian de tornado:
Once again…
Once more…
Your radio is not defective…
it’s just me,
I am Ian De Tornado,
and welcome to another edition of…
“The Sounds of the Tornado”.

(The final chorus of the theme song tuned was up a little bit and faded when the song ended)

Ian de tornado: Yeah, enjoy fresh music and defective radio programming on its finest…
Oh wait… I got goody good news for all of yah!
{De Tornado pause for a while… )
Our pilot episode last week got a very high rating…
Yah, so I ask everyone to give a round of applause to yourself… and …clap yourselves like an idiot…
(Applause sound effect plays through audio board)

And that’s not all…
Last week, I, the “Tropical Tornado” and Teen Throb won a tag team match against the Insanity and Bryce. Yah, as expected, the match was one sided, on which I may say that, I can even won the match, but in fairness to Throb, he’s knee is still well oiled and proved that he can still fight, even he looks soft, and for that…. Teen Throb gained my respect, but it doesn’t mean that I will not destroy him if I were given a chance.

About Gabrielle, I don’t know and care about his business, I can finish the match alone, so we don’t need to thank yah ass.

To those people who missed the match last week, you just missed half of your life; you missed how I destroyed Bryce by feeding him with two consecutive finishers.
Oh! Wait… we got a caller….


(Ianzky picked up the phone)


Ian de tornado: Buenas noche… Who the f*** is on the line?


Caller: Hi Ianzky, I am Jill of LA.


Ian de tornado: Oh what is up Jill?


Caller: I just wanna say Congratulation to you for your first win at SWA, and also can I request “It gonna make sense by: Michael Learns To Rock”?


Ian de tornado: Okay Jill of LA, You got it, “It gonna make sense” is playing next…


Defective radio and its finest, only here at 999.9 FM….

(Ianzky bang eth phone and played the requested song)

Ian de tornado: Yah, That was Michael learns To rock with their single “It gonna make sense”…

Speaking of the word “It gonna make sense”, Spring Breakdown is coming to town, as for me and to all of my fans, on that said PPV, I, “Tornado de Manila” is going to be the new SWA World Champion, and that make sense.

But before that, your “Tropical Tornado” will face a new comer named, Sean “Klutch” Smith. W-T-H! Where this chump got his name? Klutch was not listed by Miriam Dictionary, oh! Maybe on Saturday, I will give meaning to his name.
Well, I have big respect for all MMA fighters, but the question is…. Are Sean’s MMA moves is enough to face the “Tropical Tornado”?
Or he will just be a warm up dummy for my Spring Breakdown domination.
So I advice wanna advice this kid to back down, and don’t block the path of tornado, because you will never want or like what will gonna happen to you… Make your life easier, don’t ever mess with me, or else… you will never get old… because you will die young.
Okay listeners…. We got another caller…


Caller2: Hello Ianzky!


Ian de tornado: Yo’ who is on line?


Caller2: Hi! I am Nick of San Francisco, Can I request a song?

Ian de tornado: Okay you may…

Caller2: Can you play “Lose yourself” by Eminem?

Ian de tornado: Oh! Is that Sean’s Entance theme?

Caller2: yah-yah…yah! It is! But I want Eminem’s version, not his…

Ian de tornado: Speaking of version, I got my own version too, you wanna hear it? Or Instead of playing the original version, How about I’ll rap my own version here, Live….

Caller2: Yeah man! That’s cool…I wanna hear it…

Ian de tornado: Okay… this is my first time to rap at public… I hope all listener will like it… and this is my own version, and dedicated to my opponent, Sean Smith…. Listen closely ‘yo…
My version of lose yourself check it out….
(Ian raps)

Sean palm is sweaty
His Knees, weak arms are lousy
He vomits on his tight already
Daddy’s macaroni
He’s nervous, But on surface he looks shocked like baby
As I will drop bomb
As he can keeps on forgetting
For he will go down,
Ianzky’s crowd go loud
He’s choken now
Ianzky’s jokin’ now..
His clock run out…
Times up, your over blah…

Loss your face,
on this tragic,
for this moment
I own it.
I got you one shot
you have no chance, yah know,
For the Title opportunity will only come to Ianzky, ‘yo.

(end of rap)


Yeah, that’s my version of Lose yourself…. I mean, loss your face, I hope that everybody, enjoyed it, specially you Mr. Smith, How I wish that somebody had recorded it, so I can give it to Sean as his new entrance theme… ahahaha….

This is just a rap battle for fun, and the real battle” will be on Saturday, as I continue my winning streak by dissecting Sean like a white guinea pig, so good luck kid. Be ready to receive same punishment Bryce got last week, and watch me claiming the gold on Spreak Breakdown while you're on wheel chair.


Ladies and gentlemen, that is all we got for tonight,
so until next time,
same time, same wrecked station…
I am the king of defective programming… Ianzky,
Saying goodnight and signing off….[/center]

Ianzky took his headset and microphone off before taking the can on beer at his table, he walked out of the DJ booth as the scene faded to black.

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