Post by Teen Throb on Apr 17, 2010 9:04:54 GMT -6
{-- Janitors in the Edmonton arena are sweeping the floors. The crowd has emptied. One janitor is whistling to himself as he sweeps around the ring. He reaches his broom out to sweep away chips of wood scattered around the ring. After a few swipes his broom bristles hit an arm. The janitor jumps back. --}
TT- Ohhhhhh.
{-- Teen Throb is lying in the middle of a shattered wood table. This is where the Spanish commentators table once stood. Teen Throb is groggy but starting to come around. --}
TT- Is the match over yet?
{-- The janitor starts moving in closer to Teen Throb. --}
JANITOR- Hey buddy are you ok?
TT- Did the rafters always rotate like that? What a cool trick.
JANITOR- I think you need a doctor.
TT- What time is it?
JANITOR- Midnight.
[-- Teen Throb's eyes shoot open and he sits up. Pieces of wood roll off his body. He looks around the empty arena. --}
TT- Did I lose? Where did everyone go?
JANITOR- The show has been over for 2 hours already.
[-- Teen Throb stands up and brushes all the wood off his chest. He kicks what's left of the Spanish commentators table across the floor. --}
TT- I knew I shouldn't have trusted those Spanish commentators. They went back on our deal. I swear that is the LAST time I ever trust a foreigner.
{-- Teen Throb looks around the arena again. --}
TT- Excuse me sir. Where's the exit?
[-- The janitor points to a door that's cleverly marked 'Exit' --]
TT- I better get out of here before I miss my flight. Toodles Mr. Janitor.
[-- Teen Throb runs out the exit door kind of limping a little. He kicks open the back door of the arena and stares out at an empty parking lot. --]
TT- They left without me. They left without me!
[-- As Teen Throb starts freaking out a mini van speeds into the parking lot and comes to a stop in front of him. The passenger door opens up. In the driver seat is JJ, one of Teen Throb's band mates. --]
JJ- Get in. We're late.
TT- No kidding. Were you planning on leaving me here all night?
[-- Teen Throb jumps into the passenger seat and the mini van peels out of the parking lot. In the back sit Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder, the other band members of Watch Out. Teen Throb's cousin Fletch Baxter takes up a whole seat to himself all the way in the back.--]
TT- Good the whole gang is here. I want to know what went wrong out there. Didn't I pay off those Spanish commentators to help me out there?
JJ- Turns out the guys you paid off weren't the real commentators.
TT- Imposters. I knew it.
FLETCH- They weren't imposters. You find some guys at a Burrito joint and assumed it was them.
TT- All I know is I swear I'll NEVER trust a foreigner ever again. So anyone have word on my next match?
FLETCH- It's a tag team match. No disqualifcation. You've got Captain Insanity and Bryce Bridges as your opponents.
TT- Great a chance for revenge at last. Who's my partner?
FLETCH- Ian DeTornado.
[-- Teen Throb spins around and puts on an angry face. --]
TT- A foreigner? These guys have been nothing but trouble for me. Thanks a lot Rev and Gladiator.
FLETCH- Youre such a racist. Kid Cannabis was right. Why would you hold a grudge against all foreigners just because you made the mistake of paying off the wrong spanish guys.
TT- I'll never trust anyone ever again as long as they're pure blooded North American.
{-- Jaswinder gets a tear in his eye. With his heavy Indian accent he asks Teen Throb a question. --}
JASWINDER- Have I not been good to you?
TT- Okay. Present company excluded
{-- Jaswinder smiles and Teen Throb turns back around. He nods to JJ in the front seat and quietly whispers. --}
TT- Keep an eye on you know who.
{-- The mini van is broken down on the side of the road. Jack, Jaswinder and Jerry are under the hood playing around. Teen Throb, Fletch and JJ are pacing on the side of the road. --}
JJ- How did it take us 6 days to drive from Edmonton to Spokane?
FLETCH- It's all cause Teen Throb here wanted to be the navigator. And correction. It hasn't taken us 6 days to reach Spokane because we're still not in Spokane. By the time we get there it will be the middle of next week.
TT- Don't over exagerate. We'll make it there on time.
JJ- Wait. What about our studio time? We were supposed to lay down some new demos. You promised us that if we reformed Watch Out we'd have a new CD out by summer time. We're scheduled to record the demos today.
TT- You can't expect me no show against Captain Insanity just for some demos. I've been waiting for this chance for weeks. I need to hold up my record against him.
JJ- You promised us!
TT- I know but I have an obligation to my wrestling career as well. You think Tornado will be able to hold his own against Captain Insanity and Bryce on his own? He's too focused on landing his own talk show to be ready for a handicap match. Captain Insanity may be a loser... As in a 1 time loser to Teen Throb. Seeing as I have beaten him once and he's never beaten me. That's a 1-0 record. 1 win for Teen Throb. A big old zero for Captain Insanity. The man has never beaten me. What a sad record he holds against good old Teen Throb.
FLETCH- We get the point. You're rambling.
TT- Sorry. He may have lost to me, but he's still a dangerous man. He buried Duke Wallace under a fallen patio last week. Do I want to leave Tornado to the same fate? I have an obligation to my partner.
JJ- Just last week you said you'd never trust a foreigner ever again.
TT- And I may not. But as long as their is any breath in me, I won't betray the morals bestowed upon me by the late and great Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. Never leave your wing man.
FLETCH- Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer aren't dead.
TT- Correct. They survived. Survived to live another day because they believed in the morals that I believe in. Never leave your wing man. I don't trust Tornado, but that doesn't mean I can't show my character. This is my week. Jesse Nunez and Cannabis were only warm ups for the real battle. My team is going in with a huge advantage. Tornado fought Captain Insanity once last week. He's been prepared. He knows what to expect. I've fought... AND BEATEN Captain Insanity once. That's a win for Teen Throb and zero for Captain Insanity. 1-0 record for yours truly. Teen Throb: Winner, Captain Insanity: Loser. Titles comes and go but a 1-0 record lasts forever.
FLETCH- You're rambling again.
TT- Yes I am. Back on subject. Tornado and I may not trust each other, but we both have a common enemy, and at least one of us knows hoiw to beat him. Captain Insanity is starting to get worn out. I can see it on his face. He needs a good partner. Unfortunately all that was available is Bryce Bridges. No knock against Bridges. He's a star on the rise, but as it's been pointed out many times before, he's made enemies with the wrong people. How dumb can you be picking a fight with the men that run the show? I think Bridges is more likely to be taken out Nancy Kerrigan style by The Sedition before the match begins than he is at playing any factor in the match itself. We need to get this van on the road so I can get to Spokane and execute my revenge for Captain Insnaity costing me the US title back in KCW.
JJ- But what about the demo? You promised us.
[-- Teen Throb pulls out his cell. He hits a few buttons and holds it up to his mouth. --}
TT- Here's your demo.
{-- Teen Throb takes a deep breath and signs into his voice recorder. --}
TT- Mmmm mmmm mmmm
Baby baby baby
Girl you make me go
Mmmm mmm mmm
Baby baby baby
Girl girl girl
Ooo ooo ooo
{-- Teen Throb ends the voice recording and hands his cell to JJ. --}
TT- You guys go to the recording studio and loop me in with that. With our music nobody will even know the difference.
{-- The van finally starts and Jack, Jerry and Jaswinder all cheer. Teen Throb, Fletch and JJ all climb back in. --}
TT- If we hurry we canmake it in time for the show. My wing man needs me. Off we go.
{-- The van drives off down the highway to Spokane. Teen Throb whistles his new tune as they drive away. --}
TT- Ohhhhhh.
{-- Teen Throb is lying in the middle of a shattered wood table. This is where the Spanish commentators table once stood. Teen Throb is groggy but starting to come around. --}
TT- Is the match over yet?
{-- The janitor starts moving in closer to Teen Throb. --}
JANITOR- Hey buddy are you ok?
TT- Did the rafters always rotate like that? What a cool trick.
JANITOR- I think you need a doctor.
TT- What time is it?
JANITOR- Midnight.
[-- Teen Throb's eyes shoot open and he sits up. Pieces of wood roll off his body. He looks around the empty arena. --}
TT- Did I lose? Where did everyone go?
JANITOR- The show has been over for 2 hours already.
[-- Teen Throb stands up and brushes all the wood off his chest. He kicks what's left of the Spanish commentators table across the floor. --}
TT- I knew I shouldn't have trusted those Spanish commentators. They went back on our deal. I swear that is the LAST time I ever trust a foreigner.
{-- Teen Throb looks around the arena again. --}
TT- Excuse me sir. Where's the exit?
[-- The janitor points to a door that's cleverly marked 'Exit' --]
TT- I better get out of here before I miss my flight. Toodles Mr. Janitor.
[-- Teen Throb runs out the exit door kind of limping a little. He kicks open the back door of the arena and stares out at an empty parking lot. --]
TT- They left without me. They left without me!
[-- As Teen Throb starts freaking out a mini van speeds into the parking lot and comes to a stop in front of him. The passenger door opens up. In the driver seat is JJ, one of Teen Throb's band mates. --]
JJ- Get in. We're late.
TT- No kidding. Were you planning on leaving me here all night?
[-- Teen Throb jumps into the passenger seat and the mini van peels out of the parking lot. In the back sit Jerry, Jack and Jaswinder, the other band members of Watch Out. Teen Throb's cousin Fletch Baxter takes up a whole seat to himself all the way in the back.--]
TT- Good the whole gang is here. I want to know what went wrong out there. Didn't I pay off those Spanish commentators to help me out there?
JJ- Turns out the guys you paid off weren't the real commentators.
TT- Imposters. I knew it.
FLETCH- They weren't imposters. You find some guys at a Burrito joint and assumed it was them.
TT- All I know is I swear I'll NEVER trust a foreigner ever again. So anyone have word on my next match?
FLETCH- It's a tag team match. No disqualifcation. You've got Captain Insanity and Bryce Bridges as your opponents.
TT- Great a chance for revenge at last. Who's my partner?
FLETCH- Ian DeTornado.
[-- Teen Throb spins around and puts on an angry face. --]
TT- A foreigner? These guys have been nothing but trouble for me. Thanks a lot Rev and Gladiator.
FLETCH- Youre such a racist. Kid Cannabis was right. Why would you hold a grudge against all foreigners just because you made the mistake of paying off the wrong spanish guys.
TT- I'll never trust anyone ever again as long as they're pure blooded North American.
{-- Jaswinder gets a tear in his eye. With his heavy Indian accent he asks Teen Throb a question. --}
JASWINDER- Have I not been good to you?
TT- Okay. Present company excluded
{-- Jaswinder smiles and Teen Throb turns back around. He nods to JJ in the front seat and quietly whispers. --}
TT- Keep an eye on you know who.
6 DAYS LATER: WASHINGTON STATE
{-- The mini van is broken down on the side of the road. Jack, Jaswinder and Jerry are under the hood playing around. Teen Throb, Fletch and JJ are pacing on the side of the road. --}
JJ- How did it take us 6 days to drive from Edmonton to Spokane?
FLETCH- It's all cause Teen Throb here wanted to be the navigator. And correction. It hasn't taken us 6 days to reach Spokane because we're still not in Spokane. By the time we get there it will be the middle of next week.
TT- Don't over exagerate. We'll make it there on time.
JJ- Wait. What about our studio time? We were supposed to lay down some new demos. You promised us that if we reformed Watch Out we'd have a new CD out by summer time. We're scheduled to record the demos today.
TT- You can't expect me no show against Captain Insanity just for some demos. I've been waiting for this chance for weeks. I need to hold up my record against him.
JJ- You promised us!
TT- I know but I have an obligation to my wrestling career as well. You think Tornado will be able to hold his own against Captain Insanity and Bryce on his own? He's too focused on landing his own talk show to be ready for a handicap match. Captain Insanity may be a loser... As in a 1 time loser to Teen Throb. Seeing as I have beaten him once and he's never beaten me. That's a 1-0 record. 1 win for Teen Throb. A big old zero for Captain Insanity. The man has never beaten me. What a sad record he holds against good old Teen Throb.
FLETCH- We get the point. You're rambling.
TT- Sorry. He may have lost to me, but he's still a dangerous man. He buried Duke Wallace under a fallen patio last week. Do I want to leave Tornado to the same fate? I have an obligation to my partner.
JJ- Just last week you said you'd never trust a foreigner ever again.
TT- And I may not. But as long as their is any breath in me, I won't betray the morals bestowed upon me by the late and great Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer. Never leave your wing man.
FLETCH- Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer aren't dead.
TT- Correct. They survived. Survived to live another day because they believed in the morals that I believe in. Never leave your wing man. I don't trust Tornado, but that doesn't mean I can't show my character. This is my week. Jesse Nunez and Cannabis were only warm ups for the real battle. My team is going in with a huge advantage. Tornado fought Captain Insanity once last week. He's been prepared. He knows what to expect. I've fought... AND BEATEN Captain Insanity once. That's a win for Teen Throb and zero for Captain Insanity. 1-0 record for yours truly. Teen Throb: Winner, Captain Insanity: Loser. Titles comes and go but a 1-0 record lasts forever.
FLETCH- You're rambling again.
TT- Yes I am. Back on subject. Tornado and I may not trust each other, but we both have a common enemy, and at least one of us knows hoiw to beat him. Captain Insanity is starting to get worn out. I can see it on his face. He needs a good partner. Unfortunately all that was available is Bryce Bridges. No knock against Bridges. He's a star on the rise, but as it's been pointed out many times before, he's made enemies with the wrong people. How dumb can you be picking a fight with the men that run the show? I think Bridges is more likely to be taken out Nancy Kerrigan style by The Sedition before the match begins than he is at playing any factor in the match itself. We need to get this van on the road so I can get to Spokane and execute my revenge for Captain Insnaity costing me the US title back in KCW.
JJ- But what about the demo? You promised us.
[-- Teen Throb pulls out his cell. He hits a few buttons and holds it up to his mouth. --}
TT- Here's your demo.
{-- Teen Throb takes a deep breath and signs into his voice recorder. --}
TT- Mmmm mmmm mmmm
Baby baby baby
Girl you make me go
Mmmm mmm mmm
Baby baby baby
Girl girl girl
Ooo ooo ooo
{-- Teen Throb ends the voice recording and hands his cell to JJ. --}
TT- You guys go to the recording studio and loop me in with that. With our music nobody will even know the difference.
{-- The van finally starts and Jack, Jerry and Jaswinder all cheer. Teen Throb, Fletch and JJ all climb back in. --}
TT- If we hurry we canmake it in time for the show. My wing man needs me. Off we go.
{-- The van drives off down the highway to Spokane. Teen Throb whistles his new tune as they drive away. --}