Post by Ian DeTornado on Apr 17, 2010 7:35:09 GMT -6
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Expect the unexpected,
believe the unbelievable,
forget the unforgettable,
touch the untouchable,
beat the unbeatable,
reach the unreachable,
‘coz for tonight,
I’ll do things wonderful..
“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 1:
]“THE UNLIKELY PAIR”
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Expect the unexpected,
believe the unbelievable,
forget the unforgettable,
touch the untouchable,
beat the unbeatable,
reach the unreachable,
‘coz for tonight,
I’ll do things wonderful..
“Sounds of the Tornado” Episode 1:
]“THE UNLIKELY PAIR”
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Last week at Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Ianzky and his manager Dr. Arroyo attended a conference with some network executives and producers. The producers wanted to revive “ the Tornado watch” (a commentary talk show that hosted by ianzky) and sign Ianzky to be the host. Ianzky gladly accepted the offers and signed the said contract
And as part of the TV hosting contract that Ian de Tornado signed, Ianzky also signed to host or disk jock a Radio commentary show which made him more excited.
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April 16, 2010, 9:30 pm – LA, California
This is the first airing night of De Tornado’s radio show “The Sounds of the Tornado”.
As expected by Dr. Arroyo, Ianzky is the earliest person to arrive at the studio, and he’s so excited even that his demand to face Captain Insanity on a one-on-one rematch was denied by the SWA.
Ianzky putted his headset, plugged his microphone and waited for the tech person’s cue…
… and finally…
He’s ON AIR…
“Wind of Change – emergency siren Remix” was played at the background, and then a familiar voice turned to talk and said…
-=Ian de tornado=-
Once again…
Once more…
Your radio is not defective…
it’s just me,
I am Ianzky,
and you’re tuning into first edition of…
“The Sounds of the Tornado”.
Once again…
Once more…
Your radio is not defective…
it’s just me,
I am Ianzky,
and you’re tuning into first edition of…
“The Sounds of the Tornado”.
(The final chorus of the theme song tuned was up a little bit and faded when the song ended)
-=Ian de tornado=-
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest,
And I, as your defective DJ will serve you fresh music, and fresh rumors regarding both music and Pro wrestling industry…
Just like how I will serve the punishment and revenge to those people at SWA that underestimated the power of “Tropical Tornado”…
I must admit, My last week match was aint the toughest match that SWA could put me in…
And so… Captain Insanity… It is no rumor; it is true, that I crave for more pain that Extreme combat can give me…
Aside that being addicted to pain, I also believed that I was the True winner of last week’s “Trailer park match”.
Pre, I know that everybody that had watched the match knows that….
Pre, My Fucking hand was placed on top of Wallace body even before you take your own cover for the pin… It was a bad officiating… yah… we must admit, you got lucky and shit happens sometimes.
But It won’t happen again this Saturday…
Hey, did someone ever, said that you hit like five years old girl?
And talking about survival?
May be you should mind your own… And just like I said before... these is the new era,
and Dinosaurs are already dead… and maybe you’re next…
Survival is for the fittest, and tonight I’ll introduce to you who he is…
Yah, I must also admit that you been The Only Three times EC champ for a reason….
Yeah, there was a reason, and the only reason I can see is… I wasn’t born yet at that time to stop you…
As for the Saturday night…
I’ll melt your said heritage, just like I am melting butter on pan…
And I’ll fry my name on success with it… And you’ll be the one who will say quit.
And guess what? After I beat you on this tag match, we will still see each other at the locker room of EWC on Paris… and I am also planning to beat Kannon early, so I can Witness you losing your EWC International title To Deathlocke…
Yah Kumpadres!...You hear it right…. This is the defective radio on its finest,
And I, as your defective DJ will serve you fresh music, and fresh rumors regarding both music and Pro wrestling industry…
Just like how I will serve the punishment and revenge to those people at SWA that underestimated the power of “Tropical Tornado”…
I must admit, My last week match was aint the toughest match that SWA could put me in…
And so… Captain Insanity… It is no rumor; it is true, that I crave for more pain that Extreme combat can give me…
Aside that being addicted to pain, I also believed that I was the True winner of last week’s “Trailer park match”.
Pre, I know that everybody that had watched the match knows that….
Pre, My Fucking hand was placed on top of Wallace body even before you take your own cover for the pin… It was a bad officiating… yah… we must admit, you got lucky and shit happens sometimes.
But It won’t happen again this Saturday…
Hey, did someone ever, said that you hit like five years old girl?
And talking about survival?
May be you should mind your own… And just like I said before... these is the new era,
and Dinosaurs are already dead… and maybe you’re next…
Survival is for the fittest, and tonight I’ll introduce to you who he is…
Yah, I must also admit that you been The Only Three times EC champ for a reason….
Yeah, there was a reason, and the only reason I can see is… I wasn’t born yet at that time to stop you…
As for the Saturday night…
I’ll melt your said heritage, just like I am melting butter on pan…
And I’ll fry my name on success with it… And you’ll be the one who will say quit.
And guess what? After I beat you on this tag match, we will still see each other at the locker room of EWC on Paris… and I am also planning to beat Kannon early, so I can Witness you losing your EWC International title To Deathlocke…
Ianzky then played some songs before he paused for commercial break.
-=Ian de tornado=-
Yah, before I forget… I will face Insanity on tag match rather than rematch…
And who will be Insanity’s partner?
He is no other than… From the edge of seventeen?.. is this place really exist?
Bryce Bridge..
Well, actually, I have nothing to do with Bryce, A.K.A B-double… A.k.A.
“Seditions’ Rock-a-bye baby
Wuddy-wuddy,
Kuchi-kuchi…
He is a cry baby..
Hanging on the breast of his mommy…
So good luck to Captain Insanity…”
Just like I said Bryce… I have nothing to do with you. But once that you block the path of “The Tropical Tornado”,I have no choice but to:
“Destroy you, like I’m kicking a toothless pitbull who is trying to fuck a hairless poodle on front of raging dumpster…”
So I advise you to back off… Or better, don’t show up your freckled face at the ring…
“I am not interested on your In-ring Teleserye or soap opera… This is wrestling and aint no TV drama.”
By the way guys… If you got some request, or you want to ask some shit..
Call me up at 1-800-13-TORNADO… I repeat, 1-800-13-TORNADO, that is 1-800-13-7676236….
Oh wait we got a caller…
Yah, before I forget… I will face Insanity on tag match rather than rematch…
And who will be Insanity’s partner?
He is no other than… From the edge of seventeen?.. is this place really exist?
Bryce Bridge..
Well, actually, I have nothing to do with Bryce, A.K.A B-double… A.k.A.
“Seditions’ Rock-a-bye baby
Wuddy-wuddy,
Kuchi-kuchi…
He is a cry baby..
Hanging on the breast of his mommy…
So good luck to Captain Insanity…”
Just like I said Bryce… I have nothing to do with you. But once that you block the path of “The Tropical Tornado”,I have no choice but to:
“Destroy you, like I’m kicking a toothless pitbull who is trying to fuck a hairless poodle on front of raging dumpster…”
So I advise you to back off… Or better, don’t show up your freckled face at the ring…
“I am not interested on your In-ring Teleserye or soap opera… This is wrestling and aint no TV drama.”
By the way guys… If you got some request, or you want to ask some shit..
Call me up at 1-800-13-TORNADO… I repeat, 1-800-13-TORNADO, that is 1-800-13-7676236….
Oh wait we got a caller…
Hey caller #1, what’s the fuck is your name?
Caller #1: Hi Ianzky, I am Jim
Ianzky: From where?
Caller #1: from san Francisco
Ianzky: so? What the fuck I can do for you?
Caller #1: I have a request, you play ”Babe You know you want me” by the “watch Out”?
Ianzky: Okay… So you’re gay?
Caller # 1: yeah! I love Justin Shaw a.k.a. the Teen Throb!
*Ianzky banged the phone
Ianzky: For all the bitches and gay out there, here’s the “Watch Out” with their doubtfully number one song…. Babe you know you want me”
Ianzky played the said song, before pausing for commercial break
-=Ian de tornado=-
Trivia: did you know that four and a half out of five boy band members were gay?
And talking about the boy band “Watch Out”...yours truly, will be paired with their lead member Justin Shaw or Teen Throb, in destroying both Captain Insanity and his side kick, Bryce.
Most people on the SWA roster, including me, hate Throb. But unlike others, I am professional enough to co-exist with him and share the same ring. I can even enter the ring with him, but please… Mr. Shaw, asked you fans to stop throwing underwear to the entrance ramp, man that’s gross…
Yes professionalism aside the fact that I and Throb had one thing in common… and that is, we both want to take Captain Insanity’s head off…
I tell Teen Throb, you can do anything on the match, but I want my share on Captain Insanity, I want to be the one to finish him. You can baby sit Bryce or play his genitals as long as you want, but destroying Captain Insanity is my business, I will work with you, but please, don’t block my path or own mine or else, I will collide with you...
we can be a good friend for a while,
even though I feel disgusted about it.
May be I can resume hating you after the match.
Ladies and gentlemen, That all we got for tonight,
so until next time,
same time, same wrecked station…
I am the king of defective programming… Ianzky,
Saying goodnight and signing off….
Trivia: did you know that four and a half out of five boy band members were gay?
And talking about the boy band “Watch Out”...yours truly, will be paired with their lead member Justin Shaw or Teen Throb, in destroying both Captain Insanity and his side kick, Bryce.
Most people on the SWA roster, including me, hate Throb. But unlike others, I am professional enough to co-exist with him and share the same ring. I can even enter the ring with him, but please… Mr. Shaw, asked you fans to stop throwing underwear to the entrance ramp, man that’s gross…
Yes professionalism aside the fact that I and Throb had one thing in common… and that is, we both want to take Captain Insanity’s head off…
I tell Teen Throb, you can do anything on the match, but I want my share on Captain Insanity, I want to be the one to finish him. You can baby sit Bryce or play his genitals as long as you want, but destroying Captain Insanity is my business, I will work with you, but please, don’t block my path or own mine or else, I will collide with you...
we can be a good friend for a while,
even though I feel disgusted about it.
May be I can resume hating you after the match.
Ladies and gentlemen, That all we got for tonight,
so until next time,
same time, same wrecked station…
I am the king of defective programming… Ianzky,
Saying goodnight and signing off….
Ianzky took his headset and microphone off before taking the can on beer at his table, he walked out of the DJ booth as the scene faded to black
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