The Odd Couple

[Captain Insanity]

Unknown Location
Wednesday 04/14/2010

- Captain Insanity sits in the middle of a cramped row of seating in a crowded air plane. Passengers throughout the plane are returning their seats and trays to their upright positions. Insanity's tray is littered with empty alcoholic bottles. The stewardess makes her way down the aisle, making sure passengers have complied with the landing procedure, she stops when she reaches Insanity's seat, a look of very obvious displeasure, frustration and anger cross her face. -

Stewardess: Sir, you have to put your seat and tray into the up...

- Insanity, fairly drunk, sweeps the bottles off the tray and on to the floor with his hand then proceeds to slam the tray back into it's closed position. -

CI: Happy now? Good. Leave.

- Insanity closes his eyes and mutters to himself. -

CI: Fucking EWC.

- Insanity drifts off to sleep as the plane continues with it's landing procedure. -

Toronto, Canada
Thursday 04/15/2010

- Got Milk? burst out of the elevator as the doors slide open. The two men moo in restrained excitement as they rush down the apartment hallway. They stop in front a door halfway down the hall. They look at each other, deciding who should knock, eventually both men knock on the door. Moments later Captain Insanity appears at the door. The men in cow costumes moo loudly in greeting and push their way into the apartment. Insanity sighs as he shuts the door. -

CI: Oh, by all means, come right in.

- Got Milk? moo's in thanks, the sarcasm clearly lost on them. Insanity moves to the couch and lays down. -

CI: What do you two morons want? I'm still hungover from the flight from Europe.

- The two men stand in the middle of the living room area looking excitedly back and forth. -

CI: Spit it out already.

- Both men begin moo'ing and motioning with their hands, explaining in great detail, or rather attempting to explain in great detail. Captain Insanity sits up, giving Got Milk? a slight face palm before speaking. -

CI: No. Not again, not never. I've already told you I'm done managing your wrestling career. You want back in the business. Do it yourself.

- Got Milk? hangs their heads in sadness and stomps out of the room like kids who failed to get candy. -

Spokane Washington
Saturday 04/17/2010

- Captain Insanity is sitting alone in a booth in a small bar. The old SWA title and his current EWC title lay on the table in front of him along with a frosted glass of beer. -

CI: It's been a busy week running back and forth between SWA and EWC. One night I'm up and the next I'm down. Last week on Fever I schooled two SWA rookies on just how it's done around here. I was mildly impressed with the efforts put forth, it would have been easy for either man to have called it quits, but they stuck it out and took their beats. I have to admit that I was more focused on teaching these SWA rookies a less that I let Kid Cannibas get the upper hand on me in EWC and to top it off, I was blind sided after my match.

EWC isn't my current focus at the moment. Right now my focus is this weeks Fever match. Bryce Bridges and I take on De Tornado and Teen Throb. I've got my doubts about being paired up with Bridges. He's forever pissing off The Sedition and causing trouble for himself. Listen up Bridges, I don't want your little drama with Sedition and the rest of management interfering with me and my match this week. If you don't think you can manage that, you might as well stay in the locker room and leave me to deal with De Tornado and Teen Throb. You might not be able to mount a winning streak or even a single win, but I can and I'll be damned if I let you ruin that for me.

I've been hearing rumors going around that Ian De Tornado has gotten a taste for extreme combat and is wanting more. Well, this week I'll gladly dish out another serving of pain and extreme combat. If you think last week was tough, just wait until this week. I was merely getting warmed up and cutting you some rookie slack, but not this week, this week you get treated like everyone else. You seem slow to accept the fact that I held the Extreme Combat champion three times for a reason, I guess I'll have to beat the understanding into you, maybe then you'll start to respect the heritage of this place. Tornado, you might be able to dish out some extreme combat here and there, you might even be able to handle the abuse for a while but do you really think you can survive in this kind of environment week in and week out? Personally, I don't think you can. I think you're going to get run down from it all, run down from the abuse of having to hang it all on the line each week merely for the sake of winning. Trust me, if you don't put it all out there, you'll get freight trained. You'll be destroyed.

Speaking of getting freight trained, I wonder how Teen Throb has been feeling since his match in KCW a few weeks ago. You seem to be having some terrible luck lately, don't you? Losing in KCW, losing last week to Cannibas, but hey, if you're too washed up for wrestling you've always got that mediocre music career to fall back on, right? Can a boy band be successful when it's lead singer is scarred and mangled from a failed wrestling career? Only time will answer that question. That scar I gave you at the Tribute show is only the first of man you'll receive from me. There's nothing glamorous about extreme combat and I'm going to use you and your pretty boy image to prove my point. You might have locked me in the trunk of that car and knocked around my sense for a while, you even garnered the win by doing as such, but you also awakened a beast. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You've woken up the old Captain Insanity. The man that lives for SWA and Extreme Combat; the man that does what it takes to win; the man that does what it takes to hold what is rightfully his, the SWA Extreme Combat Championship.

- Insanity picks up the SWA belt and a bit of the paper mache chips off. -

CI: Son of a bitch, guess I'll have to find some kinder gardener to patch that up for me. Never-the-less, Teen Throb, De Tornado this week will be another epic battle where I'll prove again to you both and everyone watch, just why I deserve to be Extreme Combat champion.