Trailer park hero

[Duke Wallace]

The following is a paid announcement from
"The Supremacist" Duke Wallace

The statements made do not represent this network, SWA or any affiliates

DUKE: Degenerates. Welfare scammers. Knocked up 16 year olds. High school drop outs. Deadbeat moms and dads selling empty cans for booze money. A trailer park. It makes me sick, but it used to be home.

**Duke Wallace walks across a few properties. A 45 year old hag with a bad girl mullet steps out of her trailer and sees Duke on her property.**

HAG: Get off my lawn!

**Duke turns around and scowls.**

DUKE: Shut your mouth hag.

HAG: Duke? Is that you? Little Duke Wallace?

**Duke rolls his eyes and forces a fake smile.**

DUKE: Hello Mrs. Daniels.

MRS DANIELS: Why I haven't seen you in more than 10 years. What are you up to these days?

DUKE: Trying to film a promo.

MRS DANIELS: What's a promo?

DUKE: Something I have to film for work.

MRS DANIELS: Really? You work? That must be stressful.

DUKE: It's starting to get that way! Please leave me be!

MRS DANIELS: Alright, alright. I'll just hang out back here. By the way, you haven't seen any empty beer cans out here, have you? I need some quick cash.

**Duke looks at the camera.**

DUKE: Didn't I tell you? This is where the lowest forms of life come to breed. Ever seen a cockroach nest? Witness the human equivalent. At least the cockroaches have an excuse. It's in their nature. These people could have it better. Take me as an example. I was born in raised in this place. I could've ended up like one of those middle aged guys sitting in a ratty old recliner watching Magnum PI reruns. Instead I went out and made something of myself. I wasn't the first to get out of the slums and make myself a somebody, but I may have been the first to come back from the such adversity to do so. A life threatening car accident that left me in a body cast for 3 months.

MRS DANIELS: Three months? Are you serious? That's something else.

DUKE: I didn't give up. I didn't even let it discourage me. Every thing I've tried to do in my life I've been met with challenges that most people would walk away from. I didn't. I think all these degenerates in the trailer parks, not to mention all the underachievers around the world need an example. They need a hero. I can be that hero that leads them into a better life. Only I can be that hero. After all I've survived, it seems ironic that my first step into the wrestling world would be a return to where I came from. A trailer park. Last time I was in this nest I was on my way out to make a better life. Now I return as a man who stands as an example of overcoming the odds. I am The Supremacist. Nobody can touch me.

DUKE: What can I say about Ian De Tornado? You come here from the Philippines like millions of others, wanting to make your living by stealing the jobs of pure blooded Canadian males like myself. I won't stand by and watch my position be stolen by a foreigner. Millions of your cousins have come here to take our jobs, and then those of us that are left get laid off so our companies can move overseas where things are "cheaper". You play a hand in the downfall of my country. I'll make no apologies about leaving you beaten with the rest of the trailer park trash. By morning I'll place a call to some friends in immigration and have you deported back to the Philippines. Usually a tornado in a trailer park is a sure sign of disaster. Saturday night we'll see if you can live up to your name.

DUKE: Captain Insanity on the othe hand I almost feel compelled to respect. I do say almost. He's proven himself more of a man than the effeminate Teen Throb's in this company, or the the spokesman for Freedom 55 Waylon Hawthorne, or the english second language students like Tornado. Insanity has been around forever, and some say he's still on top of his game. That doesn't mean he deserves it. He never had to fight his way back from a life threatening car accident that left him in a body cast for 6 months.

MRS DANIELS: You just said it was 3 months.

DUKE: I meant 6.

MRS DANIELS: But that's not what you said before. You said 3.

DUKE: But I meant 6!

**Duke opens up his fist and backhands Mrs Daniels, sending her against the side of the trailer.**

DUKE: This is why I got out of this place 10 years ago! Welfare dogs like yourself refuse to mind your own business! Saturday night will be the last time I ever set foot in a place like this again! I'm above all this now! I always knew I was meant for better things. Now I've proved it. If either Captain Insanity or Ian De Tornado have lived through the pain and suffering I dealt with, I'll gladly step aside right now. 9 months in a body cast. I never complained once. I looked at it as an opportunity to strengthen my will. I can say with all confidence that nobody in SWA has fought the personal wars I have. I can say nobody in the world was born with the determination to survive like I have. It's time for the rest of the world to witness the example of what a real hero can be. I am the example they've been waiting for. I am the hero they've prayed for. I am The Supremacist.

**Duke walks away from the camera. Mrs Daniels groans.**

MRS DANIELS: I thought you said it was 6 months.

DUKE: I meant 9!