Homecoming.

[Captain Insanity]

Pearson International Airport
Tuesday 04/06/10

- Captain Insanity stands at the baggage carousel, looking for his luggage. He watches as families and other flight passangers claim their luggage. After nearly half an hour of waiting, the carousel is nearly empty and Insanity's bag no where in sight. He sighs to himself and looks around for the Air Canada customer service desk. After a short walk across the terminal Insanity reaches the long line for customer service. -

CI: Just lovely.

- Insanity takes his place at the end of the line and slowly makes his way to the counter.-

CSR: Hello, now may I help you?

-Insanity places his hands on the counter, leaning slightly forward. -

CI: My luggage is missing and it contains some very valuable items.

CSR: I'm sorry to hear that sir. I'll need you to provide your contact information as well as a detailed description of your baggage in order to prepare an incident report.

- Insanity hands the woman his ticket and ID. -

CI: It's a black duffel bag, weighs about 15lbs, contains my EWC International title and SWA Extreme Combat title.

CSR: I don't know what those titles mean sir. What's the approximate value of all your contents?

CI: Let's see, the EWC title is probably worth a couple grand and the SWA title; seeing as it's made of paper mache and tin foil, about $3.50.

CSR: So I'll put a total value of $3503.50. Here is your File Reference Number, which can be used to check the status of your delayed baggage online. Since you were on an International flight your bags may take longer to arrive than normal, due to flight duration, connection times, frequency of flights, or Customs and Immigration procedures at the various connection points, as well as at the final destination airport.Once we have located your baggage and ensured it reaches its destination airport, delivery will either be arranged through our contracted carrier in the area or by FedEx. In the unlikely event that we are unable to locate your baggage, a final resolution will be made in accordance with our applicable Tariffs, Conditions of Carriage and with the applicable international convention and forwarded to you by Canada Post.

CI: Ummm... You had better hope you find that duffel bag.

- Captain Insanity walks away from the customer service counter, hands in his pockets. As he nears the exit, arguing can be heard from outside. Insanity pushes open the door and steps out to the sidewalk. He looks around and spots two traffic cops arguing with two men in cow costumes. Insanity shakes his head to himself and walks over. Insanity finds that Got Milk? has parked illegally.-

CI: What's going on here officers?

Officer #1: They're parked parking in a no parking zone and won't take this ticket or move.

-Insanity takes the ticket from the officer and puts it in his pocket. -

CI: I'll take care of this. They'll be moving in a moment.

- Insanity turns and cuffs each man in the back of the head. The cows both moo in protest. -

CI: I don't care. The sign clearly says no parking. Now shut up and get in the van. It's been a long flight and I just want to get home.

- Insanity climbs in to the van and slams the door behind him. Got Milk? quickly follows suit.-

Toronto, Ontario
Wednesday 04/07/10

- The morning sun cutting through the curtains. Insanity rolled over, his back to the window. He glanced at the clock on the night stand. Eight AM. Not nearly late enough in the day for him.-

Voice: You might as well get up.

CI: What do you want?

Voice: We've got to sort out this situation you've gotten yourself into.

CI: What situation is that?

Voice: Being International Champion. I thought we had decided it was the Hardcore title, Extreme Combat title or nothing.

CI: You decided that, not me.

Voice: You need me to survive and let's face it, the International title division isn't going to yeild matches in my class of expertise.

- Insanity sits up in bed and leans his head against the wall. -

CI: Alright, here's the deal. I'll let you loose in SWA if you'll back off on the International title.

Voice: If that's the way you want it, but you'll eventually see the light and then we'll do things my way, the way we've always done things.

Pearson International Airport
Friday 04/09/10

- Insanity pushed through the front doors of the airport and headed straight for the customer service desk. Arriving at the customer service desk Insanity noticed the line was twice as long as earlier in the week, he groaned in displeasure as he took his place in line.

Forty five minutes passed before Insanity made it to the front of the line. Insanity stepped to the counter as the next worker became available.-

CI: I'm here to claim some lost luggage.

CSR: Certainly, can I just see some ID and your reference number.

- Insanity hands over the required information.-

CSR: Oh yes, Mr. Insanity we did find your luggage. It appears that it got put on a later flight last week, but it is here now. I also see that you have a flight booked to Edmonton later today. If you'd like I can have your bag checked now and ready for you to pickup when your flight lands.

CI: Check it and let it get lost again? No thanks.I'll just take it now.

CSR: Very well. You'll just need to sign here and take this form with you to baggage claim.

- Insanity quickly signs the form and heads to get his bag.-

CI: Such a hassle. Check your luggage and it gets lost. Don't check it and get hassled at security for having a carry-on. Travel with no luggage and get treated like you've got a bomb in your shoes or underwear.

- Insanity reaches baggage claim and hands the worker at the counter his form. Moments later his duffel bag is presented to him. Insanity opens the bag and pulls out the EWC International title and the old SWA Extreme Combat title. Captain Insanity zips the bag back up and slings it over his shoulder.-

CI: Off to Edmonton and the return of SWA and the glory days. What a return to SWA this is going to be, starting things off with a triple threat trailer park match. It's stipulations like these that have been lacking from EWC. Sure there was the SWA tribute show and last weeks anniversary show, but overall, it's pretty standard stuff. Speaking of EWC and bland.

Ian DeTornado, I hope you're ready for your SWA debut because it's not going to be a walk in the park. Well, I guess technically there will be walking in a park, but that's besides the point. The point is that this is EWC anymore. Nobody is going to hold back here. There's a reason I'm the only man to win the Extreme Combat title three times, and it's because I'm willing to do whatever it takes and I mean anything. I've tossed a man into a pit of wild animals to win; I've tossed a man from a speeding bus, shot a man in the ring with a nail gun and that's just the start of the list. You might have been king of the streets back in Manila, but I assure you that there is no similarity between the two. You'd be foolish to take me or any of the legendary SWA roster lightly. Even that pretty boy Teen Throb can dish out the extreme combat when it's needed.

Duke Wallace, another newcomer to SWA. I sincerely hope you've been paying attention to what I've had to say to DeTornado because they apply to you too. You might think you're the best there has ever been and that might be the case outside of SWA, but here none of that matters because I an assure you you've never been in the situations that the Sedition is going to put you and the rest of its roster in. I've heard some of the stories about your past, the car accident, supposedly paralyzing your opponent in MMA. I'll tell you this, if you want to make your debut match a win, you'd better hope you paralyze or kill me, because anything less won't stop me.