Post by Mr. Kiljoy on Apr 9, 2010 19:18:33 GMT -6
The scene opens up where we see a Psychologist sitting on a chair with a notepad and he has his glasses sitting right on the tip of his nose, He then starts to tap his pencil against the notepad and then looks towards the couch.
Psychologist- Now you been coming here for sometime and i thought we actually was making progress. I mean you control your homicidal thoughts about maiming and torturing this man , who we both agreed not to mention his name. Now you said you dont want to go back on the medication but your forcing my hand. Now please i need to know just what happened for you to erase everything we have accomplished all these years.
Just then The camera does a close up to the couch where we then see Most Insane Clown in the world! Mr. Kiljoy sit up and looks right at the Psychologist.
Mr.Kiljoy- Doc Belive me I been on my best behavior for the last couple of years and havent done nothing crazy. Even after i been off the meds i been cool like the other side of the pillow, I even held down a job at the Junkyard with no problem everything been going good.
Psychologist- So what happened that got you all wound up?
Mr.Kiljoy the gets up and pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket and hands it to the Psychologist and goes back and falls hard back on the couch. As the Doctor reads it he then looks at the paper and then back at Mr. Kiljoy.
Psychologist- Where did you get this?
Mr.Kiljoy- I found it staple on my door today, And i was shock to see it there. I really did think i was able to lose them. I mean i stay off the grid and everything.
Psychologist- Your a 7 foot man that wears clown makeup and clown attaire. Did you really think nobody would notice that?
Mr.Kiljoy- You might have a point there doc.
Psychologist- Listen what i have in my hand is a contract for the SWA. I strongly advised you not to go back to them, I seen the type of matches they have and the party behind the scene dont have no reguard for human life. Did you know there were many deaths associated with the SWA? Did you remember the Match that you had and you fell in a vat of Acid? I mean who the right mind would let men do that.
Mr.Kiljoy- That was a good night, I made about 250.
Psychologist- Thousands?
Mr.Kiljoy- No Dollars, The hospital is still trying to get the money back for the plastic surgeries i needed too.
Psychologist- Thats what i'm talking about. Whatever you do i strongly advised that you dont go back and work for that vile company again.
Mr.Kiljoy shakes his head in agreement, But then realizes something and gives the Doc a look of despair.
Psychologist- What is it that your not telling me?
Mr.Kiljoy- Well you know when you said when i start seeing things i should have called you right away and you was going to put me back on the meds?
The Docotor then takes his glasses off and visabilly looks very upset.
Psychologist- Once again i explained to you that you needed to call me right away when this happens.
Mr.Kiljoy- I know Doc, But i started ignoring him and even running away from him when i see him. I even moved like 3 times and he still keeps finding me.
Psychologist- Who do you think you see?
Before Kiljoy can answer there is a buzzing noise coming from the phone, The Doctor then gets up and walks towards it. He then pushes a button and starts to speak.
Psychologist- Sandra i'm in here with a patient.
We now can hear Sandra the receiptionist voice over the phone.
Sandra- Yes sir i know but we might have a little bit of a emergency.
Psychologist- Okay Sandra i'm coming out right now. I apoligize for this Mr. Kiljoy just give me a moment.
Mr.Kiljoy just shrugs his shoulders and goes back on the couch, As the doctor then exits the room and walks to his main waiting area where he confronts Sandra.
Psychologist- Sandra i told you never to interrupt me when i'm in session with Mr.Kiljoy. I think i may have to get him committed, Now what was the emergency.
Sandra then points to someone, As the Doctor looks to see who Sandra was pointing at the camera turns to see The One and only Frak, Mr.Kiljoy Midget clown sidekick sitting on a chair skimming through a copy of Business weekly. He then sees the two people looking at him he then waves at them and then goes back to the magazine.
Psychologist- Son of a bitch!! I had a feeling it was you. I'm not going to let you destroy years of work that i had to indure to get that damn clown sane. Sandra call the Police and i want this little bastard arrested and locked up for good.
Just then Mr.Kiljoy walks into the waiting room and stops and stares at Frak, then then at the Doctor and, then at Sandra.
Mr.Kiljoy- Do you two see a Midget clown sitting on a chair reading a business magazine
Psychologist- No we dont Kiljoy. Now i'm going to need for you to go back into the room.
Frak the drops the magazine and jumps off the chair and walks over to the three and looks at each and everyone of them while the Doctor and Sandra are trying there hardest to ignore him. He then swings and punches Sandra right in her vagina area. As she keels over and falls in pain. The Doctor rushes to her aide.
Psychologist- What the Hell is wrong with you?
Kiljoy sees that the Doctor is screaming at Frak and then looks at Sandra on the floor trying to breath.
Mr.Kiljoy- Hey wait a second, If your screaming at him and she's writhing in pain because he just punch her in the no no spot, Then I'm not going crazy at all. Frak you was real all this time!! And you punch a woman in her crotch area. Why did you do that? I expected you to kick the doc in his shin or something. But anyway i'm glad you found me, and i bet that was you that nail the contract to my door.
Frak then jumps up and down pointing to himself in agreement. Just then he stops and walks over to the door of the office and opens it and in comes in Travis Malloy with a Mic and camera crew.
Mr.Kiljoy- Travis Malloy it been ages man what have you been upto?
Travis Malloy looks confused from the question and just looks at kiljoy in silent.
Mr.Kiljoy- Awkward. Okay now this is the time for you to ask me about my upcoming match?
Travis Malloy- Mr. Kiljoy this week On Saturday Night Fever its you and "The Geriatric One" Waylon Hawthorne in a Rusty Blade On A Pole Match.
Mr.Kiljoy- Wait did you say Waylon Hawthorne?
Travis Malloy- Yes
Mr.KIljoy- The same Hawthorne that i beat for the Tv Tile that i tried to pawn and the clerk told me it was worthless?
Travis Malloy- Yes
Mr.KIljoy That guy still alive? Well it dont matter because hes going to stop collecting on his disabilty checks come this saturday night. The Return Of the Most Insane clown in the World!! Is happening this Saturday and trust me when i say it but i only see sick and twisted and derange things happening. Hawthorne this is going to be a match thats going down in history. The last time we tangle up i destroyed you and damn near killed you and it was for a title that i really have no idea what i did with it, but thats besides the point. This time when i beat you like the old fossil you are, I get to climb a pole and take a filthy rusty razor and do all types of sick and disgusting things on your face and body. I been good for almost 10 years and now the Clown is coming into town and going to have a little fun hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Psychologist- Kiljoy what about the progress were was doing? You were almost there.
Travis Malloy- Why is that woman holding her muffin like that?
Mr.Kiljoy- Malloy dont worry about her and Doc dont worry about me because you have done progress and you just made me a more how can i say smarter manaic. And when i return to saturday Nights and do what i do best then you will see all your hard work wasnt in vain. But hawthorne is just the unlucky first victim of Mr.Kiljoy, And trust me theres going to be a long line of unlucky victims in the SWA. Its going to be a bloodbath and then when i finally get my hands on that very special person in my life.
Psychologist- Kiljoy dont you say his name!
Mr.Kiljoy- I'm sorry Doc but it been locked away for sometime and you of all people should know the rage inside of me that burns when his name is mention.
Mr.Kiljoy the stares right into the camera and gives it a evil smile.
Mr.Kiljoy- Skippy I'm coming home and i'm finally going to get you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
The scene fades to black as Mr.Kiljoy and Frak are dancing around the waiting room like madmen.
Psychologist- Now you been coming here for sometime and i thought we actually was making progress. I mean you control your homicidal thoughts about maiming and torturing this man , who we both agreed not to mention his name. Now you said you dont want to go back on the medication but your forcing my hand. Now please i need to know just what happened for you to erase everything we have accomplished all these years.
Just then The camera does a close up to the couch where we then see Most Insane Clown in the world! Mr. Kiljoy sit up and looks right at the Psychologist.
Mr.Kiljoy- Doc Belive me I been on my best behavior for the last couple of years and havent done nothing crazy. Even after i been off the meds i been cool like the other side of the pillow, I even held down a job at the Junkyard with no problem everything been going good.
Psychologist- So what happened that got you all wound up?
Mr.Kiljoy the gets up and pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket and hands it to the Psychologist and goes back and falls hard back on the couch. As the Doctor reads it he then looks at the paper and then back at Mr. Kiljoy.
Psychologist- Where did you get this?
Mr.Kiljoy- I found it staple on my door today, And i was shock to see it there. I really did think i was able to lose them. I mean i stay off the grid and everything.
Psychologist- Your a 7 foot man that wears clown makeup and clown attaire. Did you really think nobody would notice that?
Mr.Kiljoy- You might have a point there doc.
Psychologist- Listen what i have in my hand is a contract for the SWA. I strongly advised you not to go back to them, I seen the type of matches they have and the party behind the scene dont have no reguard for human life. Did you know there were many deaths associated with the SWA? Did you remember the Match that you had and you fell in a vat of Acid? I mean who the right mind would let men do that.
Mr.Kiljoy- That was a good night, I made about 250.
Psychologist- Thousands?
Mr.Kiljoy- No Dollars, The hospital is still trying to get the money back for the plastic surgeries i needed too.
Psychologist- Thats what i'm talking about. Whatever you do i strongly advised that you dont go back and work for that vile company again.
Mr.Kiljoy shakes his head in agreement, But then realizes something and gives the Doc a look of despair.
Psychologist- What is it that your not telling me?
Mr.Kiljoy- Well you know when you said when i start seeing things i should have called you right away and you was going to put me back on the meds?
The Docotor then takes his glasses off and visabilly looks very upset.
Psychologist- Once again i explained to you that you needed to call me right away when this happens.
Mr.Kiljoy- I know Doc, But i started ignoring him and even running away from him when i see him. I even moved like 3 times and he still keeps finding me.
Psychologist- Who do you think you see?
Before Kiljoy can answer there is a buzzing noise coming from the phone, The Doctor then gets up and walks towards it. He then pushes a button and starts to speak.
Psychologist- Sandra i'm in here with a patient.
We now can hear Sandra the receiptionist voice over the phone.
Sandra- Yes sir i know but we might have a little bit of a emergency.
Psychologist- Okay Sandra i'm coming out right now. I apoligize for this Mr. Kiljoy just give me a moment.
Mr.Kiljoy just shrugs his shoulders and goes back on the couch, As the doctor then exits the room and walks to his main waiting area where he confronts Sandra.
Psychologist- Sandra i told you never to interrupt me when i'm in session with Mr.Kiljoy. I think i may have to get him committed, Now what was the emergency.
Sandra then points to someone, As the Doctor looks to see who Sandra was pointing at the camera turns to see The One and only Frak, Mr.Kiljoy Midget clown sidekick sitting on a chair skimming through a copy of Business weekly. He then sees the two people looking at him he then waves at them and then goes back to the magazine.
Psychologist- Son of a bitch!! I had a feeling it was you. I'm not going to let you destroy years of work that i had to indure to get that damn clown sane. Sandra call the Police and i want this little bastard arrested and locked up for good.
Just then Mr.Kiljoy walks into the waiting room and stops and stares at Frak, then then at the Doctor and, then at Sandra.
Mr.Kiljoy- Do you two see a Midget clown sitting on a chair reading a business magazine
Psychologist- No we dont Kiljoy. Now i'm going to need for you to go back into the room.
Frak the drops the magazine and jumps off the chair and walks over to the three and looks at each and everyone of them while the Doctor and Sandra are trying there hardest to ignore him. He then swings and punches Sandra right in her vagina area. As she keels over and falls in pain. The Doctor rushes to her aide.
Psychologist- What the Hell is wrong with you?
Kiljoy sees that the Doctor is screaming at Frak and then looks at Sandra on the floor trying to breath.
Mr.Kiljoy- Hey wait a second, If your screaming at him and she's writhing in pain because he just punch her in the no no spot, Then I'm not going crazy at all. Frak you was real all this time!! And you punch a woman in her crotch area. Why did you do that? I expected you to kick the doc in his shin or something. But anyway i'm glad you found me, and i bet that was you that nail the contract to my door.
Frak then jumps up and down pointing to himself in agreement. Just then he stops and walks over to the door of the office and opens it and in comes in Travis Malloy with a Mic and camera crew.
Mr.Kiljoy- Travis Malloy it been ages man what have you been upto?
Travis Malloy looks confused from the question and just looks at kiljoy in silent.
Mr.Kiljoy- Awkward. Okay now this is the time for you to ask me about my upcoming match?
Travis Malloy- Mr. Kiljoy this week On Saturday Night Fever its you and "The Geriatric One" Waylon Hawthorne in a Rusty Blade On A Pole Match.
Mr.Kiljoy- Wait did you say Waylon Hawthorne?
Travis Malloy- Yes
Mr.KIljoy- The same Hawthorne that i beat for the Tv Tile that i tried to pawn and the clerk told me it was worthless?
Travis Malloy- Yes
Mr.KIljoy That guy still alive? Well it dont matter because hes going to stop collecting on his disabilty checks come this saturday night. The Return Of the Most Insane clown in the World!! Is happening this Saturday and trust me when i say it but i only see sick and twisted and derange things happening. Hawthorne this is going to be a match thats going down in history. The last time we tangle up i destroyed you and damn near killed you and it was for a title that i really have no idea what i did with it, but thats besides the point. This time when i beat you like the old fossil you are, I get to climb a pole and take a filthy rusty razor and do all types of sick and disgusting things on your face and body. I been good for almost 10 years and now the Clown is coming into town and going to have a little fun hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Psychologist- Kiljoy what about the progress were was doing? You were almost there.
Travis Malloy- Why is that woman holding her muffin like that?
Mr.Kiljoy- Malloy dont worry about her and Doc dont worry about me because you have done progress and you just made me a more how can i say smarter manaic. And when i return to saturday Nights and do what i do best then you will see all your hard work wasnt in vain. But hawthorne is just the unlucky first victim of Mr.Kiljoy, And trust me theres going to be a long line of unlucky victims in the SWA. Its going to be a bloodbath and then when i finally get my hands on that very special person in my life.
Psychologist- Kiljoy dont you say his name!
Mr.Kiljoy- I'm sorry Doc but it been locked away for sometime and you of all people should know the rage inside of me that burns when his name is mention.
Mr.Kiljoy the stares right into the camera and gives it a evil smile.
Mr.Kiljoy- Skippy I'm coming home and i'm finally going to get you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
The scene fades to black as Mr.Kiljoy and Frak are dancing around the waiting room like madmen.
