Post by Ian DeTornado on Apr 9, 2010 4:48:13 GMT -6
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”As I rise through stardom,
two men will fall,
one of them would be bloodily crashed,
and the other will kiss my boots,
and beg for his life…”
ianzky 13:1
April 8, 2010, 9:30 pm – Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
It was a warm night at Edmonton, not as typical as the usual temperature; people are now starting to feel the effect of pollutions and the rage of nature.
And then, at downtown’s strip, Ianzky deTornado were spotted by the street camera,
He was biking…
No, he’s sleeping,
But he was riding a bike…
He is sleep-biking,
(Sleep-Biking it is Ianzky’s sleeping disorder, the extreme version of normal people’s sleep-walking.)
Ianzky’s bike turned its way to the main street, making a counter flow to the north bound road.
Suddenly…
A eight-wheeler truck is coming to the bike’s way,
The bike and fast driving eight-wheeler trailer truck collided.
Ianzky’s body hits the truck, before being thrown upside down to the seat of a yellow top down – convertible Porche.
The Lady at the Poche’s driver’s seat was stunned.
“whoaaa… Holy vigina! Who are you?” screemed my the lady.
“I am not the Holy Vigana… I am Ian De tornado” answered by confused ianzky.
”What I am doing here?” Asked by Ianzky.
“I think that.. I should be the one asking that question to you…. What are you doing on my car!” replied by the lady.
“I don’t know… All I can remember is, I was at Dr. Arroyo’s apartment, then I am here now!” said by Ianzky.
“wait… who are you again?” asked by the lady.
“I am Ianzky Detornado!!! The one and only!” answered by De Tornado.
“Oh yah! I know you, you’re a pro-wrestler, I’d seen you last week at EWC!” the lady said with excitement.
Ianzky smiled to her, put his hand beside her face and pinch her cheeks…
“You’re so cute!” Ianzky said to the lady.
“Oh no! my make up!, don’t ever do it again. Or else, I will dump you out of the car” screamed by the lady!
“and so? Where are we going? Do you have any plan to drop me somewhere? I need to go back of my apartment, probably Dr. Arroyo is looking for me now.” Ianky said.
“Oh sorry! I am going to work, at The Roost Niteclub… where do you want me to drop you?” asked by the lady.
“Oh! That’s why you’re so hot! And familiar! You’re a burlesque dancer! Don’t drop me anywhere, I will come with you… I wana watch some show tonight…” said by Ianzky
“Okay! But How about the Doctor you said?” asked by the lady
“don’t worry about him” said by Ianzky.
Then De Tornado looked for his cell phone at all of his pocket… Including the secrete pocket inside of his underwear, but he can’t find it.
“Oh my, I lost my phone again… can I borrow yours?” Ianzky said.
“Oh sure, just remember to give it back! ” said by the lady with a smile on her face.
Ianzky grabs the phone at the ladies pocket, then he dialed and talk to the phone.
“Hey doc, it’s me, De Tornado, come here follow me at Roost Niteclub,, we will have a party, bye…” Ianzky said to doc. Arroyo via Verizon.
April 9, 2010, 1:30 am – Roost Niteclub
Ianzky was almost druk watching the show and waiting Dr. Arroyo inside the VIP room.
Moments after, the doctor arrived escorted by some girls.
Dr. Arroyo kissed each og his escort, then the girls smile and walked out of the VIP room.
“Why you’re so late?” asked by De Tornado.
“Am I?” answered by the doctor.
“oh! You’re drunk! Did I tell you that don’t drink too much liquor, especially if have incoming bouts?” The doctor said to DeTornado”
“ Don’t worry doc, I can still manage to fight even I am Drunk” said by detonado
‘But this fight is different…This is the first ever SWA-TRIPLE THREAT TRAILER PARK MATCH, and one of your opponent is the three time EC champ… And two days after that ,you are booked to another triple threat match at EWC!” said by the Doctor.
“what’s special about that match? I’d been the king of street fights back in manila, and Capt. Insanity? Fuck that man!
I will not only win this match but I will also avenge for my cousin whom he messed up with at Quezon City.” said by the Tropical tornado.
“Cousin? What he did to your cousin?” asked by the doctor.
“As reported at the Manila Times, this Fuck-Head Capt. Insanity allegedly punch my cousin while he was asking Insanity for autograph” said by Ianzky.
“Oh really? The INSURANCE AGENT ? your cousin?” asked by the doctor.
Ianzky nod his head, grab a bottle of vodka and took some gulf.
“Before, I have some much respect for Capt. Insanity, as he was my Rampage comrade, we shared same locker room, same service van and even same hotel once, but until the Quezon city Incident happened…
I realized that he’s a shit, and should never be idolized.... (Ianzky scratched his head)
Well… well… well… I never idolized anyone except myself….
And I never believed in legends either…
They say that Captain Insanity was the only person to hold the Extreme Combat title three times? … well, that was the past, and I never look back at the past nor history, for it will never happen again, I rather look to the future… and I myself is the FUTURE…
I will write the new history for SWA, and erase the past legends….
The “GOT MILK ERA” of Extreme Combat division is DEAD!!!
And the so-called legends became champion, only because I wasn’t there to stop them…
But now I am here…
The Wind spinning time is now…
sooner or later the new champ will be crowned,
and it is no other than, but the Tropical Tornado.”
Ianzky said as he smirks like a devil.
“sound good to me as your new manager… well how about your other opponent?” asked by the Doctor.
“Who cares about him?.. and what is his name again?” Ianzky said and asked.
“Duke… Duke Wallace” replied by Dr. Arroyo.
“He’s no threat to me, but he’s so cocky inferior asshole that I would love to beat down badly, feed him with all the mechanical spare parts I can grab at the park and put him back on his old body cast … as I cover Captain Insanity for three counts..” said by Ianzky
Moments after, a woman with so very big breast came to their VIP room to deliver their additional orders.
“Do you want me to show you exactly what I would do to Captain Insanity and the my other opponent… ?
Ianzky stood up and called the big breast woman near him.
“Pretentend that this is captain insanity” Ianzky said as he pointed on the woman’s left breast
“and this is Wallace” as he points to the right breast.
Ianzky put both hands on top of each breast and start to squeeze-crash it until the woman screamed cried with “OUCH’!!!
“Oh No! stop that!!!” shouted by the doctor to De Tornado
Doctor arroyo tried to take Ianzky’s hand off the woman breast, but ianzky clamp his hand like vise grip to the breast.
Then there come the club bouncer, tried to unlock Ianzky’s hand off the woman breast, but De Tornado squeezes more, even punches and kicks from the bouncers and guard couldn’t break Ianzky’s hold.
They pulled the woman away to Ianzky, and finally Ianzky’s hand was detached from the lady, but also the breast of the lady was also detached from her, as pair of silicon jelly jump off the woman’s breast.
Then the Police came to the bar tried to arrest Ian de Tornado, but Dr. Arroyo talk to them, and again with usual alibis, “LA Mental institute will pay all the damage, but you can arrest this man, he’s mentally unwell…”
Then once again Ianzky acted like dumb as he enters Dr. Arroyo’s silver Mazda RX.
Then the police discussed and argued about the matter to each other, while De Tornado look and laughed at them, then the Mazda starts driving away, fast, as the scene faded to black.
”As I rise through stardom,
two men will fall,
one of them would be bloodily crashed,
and the other will kiss my boots,
and beg for his life…”
ianzky 13:1
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April 8, 2010, 9:30 pm – Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
It was a warm night at Edmonton, not as typical as the usual temperature; people are now starting to feel the effect of pollutions and the rage of nature.
And then, at downtown’s strip, Ianzky deTornado were spotted by the street camera,
He was biking…
No, he’s sleeping,
But he was riding a bike…
He is sleep-biking,
(Sleep-Biking it is Ianzky’s sleeping disorder, the extreme version of normal people’s sleep-walking.)
Ianzky’s bike turned its way to the main street, making a counter flow to the north bound road.
Suddenly…
A eight-wheeler truck is coming to the bike’s way,
The bike and fast driving eight-wheeler trailer truck collided.
Ianzky’s body hits the truck, before being thrown upside down to the seat of a yellow top down – convertible Porche.
The Lady at the Poche’s driver’s seat was stunned.
“whoaaa… Holy vigina! Who are you?” screemed my the lady.
“I am not the Holy Vigana… I am Ian De tornado” answered by confused ianzky.
”What I am doing here?” Asked by Ianzky.
“I think that.. I should be the one asking that question to you…. What are you doing on my car!” replied by the lady.
“I don’t know… All I can remember is, I was at Dr. Arroyo’s apartment, then I am here now!” said by Ianzky.
“wait… who are you again?” asked by the lady.
“I am Ianzky Detornado!!! The one and only!” answered by De Tornado.
“Oh yah! I know you, you’re a pro-wrestler, I’d seen you last week at EWC!” the lady said with excitement.
Ianzky smiled to her, put his hand beside her face and pinch her cheeks…
“You’re so cute!” Ianzky said to the lady.
“Oh no! my make up!, don’t ever do it again. Or else, I will dump you out of the car” screamed by the lady!
“and so? Where are we going? Do you have any plan to drop me somewhere? I need to go back of my apartment, probably Dr. Arroyo is looking for me now.” Ianky said.
“Oh sorry! I am going to work, at The Roost Niteclub… where do you want me to drop you?” asked by the lady.
“Oh! That’s why you’re so hot! And familiar! You’re a burlesque dancer! Don’t drop me anywhere, I will come with you… I wana watch some show tonight…” said by Ianzky
“Okay! But How about the Doctor you said?” asked by the lady
“don’t worry about him” said by Ianzky.
Then De Tornado looked for his cell phone at all of his pocket… Including the secrete pocket inside of his underwear, but he can’t find it.
“Oh my, I lost my phone again… can I borrow yours?” Ianzky said.
“Oh sure, just remember to give it back! ” said by the lady with a smile on her face.
Ianzky grabs the phone at the ladies pocket, then he dialed and talk to the phone.
“Hey doc, it’s me, De Tornado, come here follow me at Roost Niteclub,, we will have a party, bye…” Ianzky said to doc. Arroyo via Verizon.
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April 9, 2010, 1:30 am – Roost Niteclub
Ianzky was almost druk watching the show and waiting Dr. Arroyo inside the VIP room.
Moments after, the doctor arrived escorted by some girls.
Dr. Arroyo kissed each og his escort, then the girls smile and walked out of the VIP room.
“Why you’re so late?” asked by De Tornado.
“Am I?” answered by the doctor.
“oh! You’re drunk! Did I tell you that don’t drink too much liquor, especially if have incoming bouts?” The doctor said to DeTornado”
“ Don’t worry doc, I can still manage to fight even I am Drunk” said by detonado
‘But this fight is different…This is the first ever SWA-TRIPLE THREAT TRAILER PARK MATCH, and one of your opponent is the three time EC champ… And two days after that ,you are booked to another triple threat match at EWC!” said by the Doctor.
“what’s special about that match? I’d been the king of street fights back in manila, and Capt. Insanity? Fuck that man!
I will not only win this match but I will also avenge for my cousin whom he messed up with at Quezon City.” said by the Tropical tornado.
“Cousin? What he did to your cousin?” asked by the doctor.
“As reported at the Manila Times, this Fuck-Head Capt. Insanity allegedly punch my cousin while he was asking Insanity for autograph” said by Ianzky.
“Oh really? The INSURANCE AGENT ? your cousin?” asked by the doctor.
Ianzky nod his head, grab a bottle of vodka and took some gulf.
“Before, I have some much respect for Capt. Insanity, as he was my Rampage comrade, we shared same locker room, same service van and even same hotel once, but until the Quezon city Incident happened…
I realized that he’s a shit, and should never be idolized.... (Ianzky scratched his head)
Well… well… well… I never idolized anyone except myself….
And I never believed in legends either…
They say that Captain Insanity was the only person to hold the Extreme Combat title three times? … well, that was the past, and I never look back at the past nor history, for it will never happen again, I rather look to the future… and I myself is the FUTURE…
I will write the new history for SWA, and erase the past legends….
The “GOT MILK ERA” of Extreme Combat division is DEAD!!!
And the so-called legends became champion, only because I wasn’t there to stop them…
But now I am here…
The Wind spinning time is now…
sooner or later the new champ will be crowned,
and it is no other than, but the Tropical Tornado.”
Ianzky said as he smirks like a devil.
“sound good to me as your new manager… well how about your other opponent?” asked by the Doctor.
“Who cares about him?.. and what is his name again?” Ianzky said and asked.
“Duke… Duke Wallace” replied by Dr. Arroyo.
“He’s no threat to me, but he’s so cocky inferior asshole that I would love to beat down badly, feed him with all the mechanical spare parts I can grab at the park and put him back on his old body cast … as I cover Captain Insanity for three counts..” said by Ianzky
Moments after, a woman with so very big breast came to their VIP room to deliver their additional orders.
“Do you want me to show you exactly what I would do to Captain Insanity and the my other opponent… ?
Ianzky stood up and called the big breast woman near him.
“Pretentend that this is captain insanity” Ianzky said as he pointed on the woman’s left breast
“and this is Wallace” as he points to the right breast.
Ianzky put both hands on top of each breast and start to squeeze-crash it until the woman screamed cried with “OUCH’!!!
“Oh No! stop that!!!” shouted by the doctor to De Tornado
Doctor arroyo tried to take Ianzky’s hand off the woman breast, but ianzky clamp his hand like vise grip to the breast.
Then there come the club bouncer, tried to unlock Ianzky’s hand off the woman breast, but De Tornado squeezes more, even punches and kicks from the bouncers and guard couldn’t break Ianzky’s hold.
They pulled the woman away to Ianzky, and finally Ianzky’s hand was detached from the lady, but also the breast of the lady was also detached from her, as pair of silicon jelly jump off the woman’s breast.
Then the Police came to the bar tried to arrest Ian de Tornado, but Dr. Arroyo talk to them, and again with usual alibis, “LA Mental institute will pay all the damage, but you can arrest this man, he’s mentally unwell…”
Then once again Ianzky acted like dumb as he enters Dr. Arroyo’s silver Mazda RX.
Then the police discussed and argued about the matter to each other, while De Tornado look and laughed at them, then the Mazda starts driving away, fast, as the scene faded to black.
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