Jokes

[Teen Throb]

This is a kind of funny joke that was forwarded to me. Anyone who has worked in customer service has probably heard stuff like this for real

During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

[Teen Throb]

New addition today. Dumb answers on Family Feud. These are all real answers given by people on the show.

Q: Something you'd yell at if it stopped working
A: Spouse

Q: Something worn only by children
A: Clothes

Q: Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony
A: Horse (huh?)

Q: An animal with three letters in its name
A: Frog

Q: An animal with three letters in its name
A: Alligator (I guess both have at least 3 letters)

Q: Something you feel before you buy it
A: Excited

Q: Something you might accidentally leave on all night
A: Shoes

Q: A holiday named after a person
A: January (love this one)

Q: A holiday named after a person
A: Easter (the famous Jesus Easter?)

Q: Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family
A: Jeans

Q: Something that kills a lively party
A: Guns

Q: Something made of leather that a cowboy uses
A: Purse

Q: The one thing that the people living near you have that you want
A: A beautiful wife

Q: Something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home
A: An infant

Q: A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands
A: Halter tops (to go with their purses?)

Q: An occupation where you need a flashlight
A: Burglar

Q: Something you wear on the beach
A: A lawnchair

Q: A kind of ache
A: Pancake

Q: Something you open other than a door
A: Bowels

Q: An occupation starting with "J"
A: Jackhammerer

Q:A medieval weapon
A: Hand grenade

Q: Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club
A: Animals

Q: Something that comes in 7's
A: Fingers

Q: Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming
A: Your legs

Q: Something of yours you hit when it's not working properly
A: Your spouse (wow)

Q: A reason for kneeling
A: To be beheaded (best answer ever)

[Michael Saint]

Not a joke just a random funny pic, but whatever

[Sedition: Gladiator]

Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.


My Personal Favorite...

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.